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Beat_to_Quarters 123 points ago +123 / -0

It's not rape if you're selling it for money, obviously. Lol.

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deleted 55 points ago +56 / -1
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GaslighterInChief 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's rape if THEY DON'T PAY YOU and you DON'T agree to have sex in exchange for money.

You can't have your cake (money) and eat it too (claim to have been raped).

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patrioticwinning3 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not rape if its consensual. It's just a feminist talking point that all heterosexual sex is "rape" or "violent" :p

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MaverickRobot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why have a common, definitive definition for words if you can make them mean whatever you want in the moment to steal the appearance of moral superiority without examination of the statement itself?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep. This is just the whining of regret from a used up whore.

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orange_dit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could be rape if it is the human trafficking type of prostitution. But she clearly chose this line of profession, nobody forced her.

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RedPillosopher1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm pretty sure trafficked women don't get to go on trips, stay in luxurious hotels, eat at fancy restaurants, go shopping or have spa days.

In fact I'm pretty sure trafficked women are pretty much just locked in a room, drugged up and made to service one guy after another until they're dead or tossed out on the streets.

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Tyrone_biggums 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spaghetti days?

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GeneralLiberal 75 points ago +75 / -0

back when I was working 9-5, I would get up at 7 and be on the road to get to work by 9. sure they had catered lunch and the pay was descent. but the worst part was knowing I was stuck in an agreement, a contract, that stated I had to perform the duties in order to retain my job and paycheck.

they raped me

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Powhattan 46 points ago +46 / -0

you are stunning and brave

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wantstogomoon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stunning, FEARLESS and brave get it right!! :D :D :D

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deleted 27 points ago +27 / -0
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RedPillosopher1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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PatriotRacer 12 points ago +12 / -0

A struggle known all too well by far too many. If only the gubmint would just pay for the house of my choosing, a surf boat or my choosing, a truck of my choosing to pull the boat oh and I need to spend 4 weeks of the year in the Caribbean. What will that cost me? Oh just my soul …. Nah, I’m good chillin with my wife and kiddo in a free state.

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Pepedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yassss q.ueen!

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CucumberExtract 59 points ago +59 / -0

This is why after I sold my car, I pressed charges for grand theft auto.

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FelixtheMan 22 points ago +22 / -0

Wonderful 🤣🤣🤣

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

K€K

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johnfist1 53 points ago +53 / -0

When prostitutes expect sympathy. Bitch you did this to yourself, I don't feel bad for crack heads and I don't feel bad for whores.

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clownworld30330 12 points ago +13 / -1

Jesus was compassionate towards all who repented and sought the Light.

This lady hasn't. Yet. I pray she does.

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Plugthegamey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah just like murderers and rapists. It's okay if they rape your little kids and cut then up into little pieces as long as they accept Jesus at the end 🙄

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Plugthegamey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have friends that got into stripping or bartending at strip clubs after highschool. They were too good to work at burger King like I did. I was always the fuddy duddy with no money and couldn't go on any trips with them. Now we're almost 30 and the scales are tipping and they're either getting out of it or doubling down and getting plastic surgery. They brag about how they don't need a man but they're income is 100% drawn from kissing up to strangers every night. My one friend met a great guy that seemed to love her and he dumped her ass because she had customers texting her phone at 3am talking about all the nasty shit they want to do to her. For some reason there's no room for a normal relationship with that crap going on in your life 🤷🏼‍♀️. It really is about them wanting to have their cake and eat it too. Meanwhile I've been busting my ass to keep a roof over my head and I finally had a big break and I started my own company over a year ago and I don't answer to anyone. That covid mask shit was really the tipping point where I HAD to stop working for the man. In this case "the man" was a liberal douche bag couple that owned the company and their daughter had a Trump voodoo doll on her desk in the office...so yeah I was like, let take that plunge and risk everything to start my own company and I THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR IT.

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johnfist1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stripping also doesn't mean anything on a resume when the looks fade.

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LandonFire 51 points ago +51 / -0

The men's side of the story

  • I got to bang this hooker, but none of it was enjoyable cause she raped my bank account
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PhantomShield72 19 points ago +19 / -0

Believe all Men

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're implying that this is an expensive hooker. It definitely wouldn't be.

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Spez_Isacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno, I hear GFE is pretty expensive.

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Gadbous 14 points ago +14 / -0

She's not qualified....

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Testosteroneape2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

Their standards are too high for her.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 6 points ago +6 / -0

The military will take her

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coolhandcuke 33 points ago +33 / -0

It isn't rape if you allow someone to have sex with you.

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Isolated_Patriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

According to liberal women, it's never NOT rape.

I can't /s this, btw, because it's not satire.

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clownworld30330 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's called the Babylon Bee because we live in Babylon.

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Coprolite 23 points ago +23 / -0

Um I'm not sure what to think. This has to be a troll, right?

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MarcusAurelius 26 points ago +26 / -0

Welcome to Clown World, where you have to legitimately wonder if it's a troll or real life. The problem is that some "very serious intellectuals" say even dumber things.

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Correndo 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're not kidding about intellectuals saying stupid shit.

There are numerous brilliant minds in academia that are sharpened by reason in many subjects but politics and Leftist causes.

Eric Weinstein for example, has a theory he calls Geometric Unity which works with Gauge Theory, and in my opinion, it's the most sound theory-of-everything that's ever came out of secular academia in history. It's brilliant, but his colleagues have ignored his theory and proposals for more of the same unproductive nonsense.

Why? Eric merely spoke out against the stiffling of free speech in academia, groupthink, and on numerous ocassions called out unethical anti-American and pro-China academic and employment practices.

Despite this, Eric still says supid Leftist shit about political matters on twitter, but it seems he does genuinely love this country.

Outside of politics, the guy is off-the-charts brilliant, and could potentially leave a large, lasting impact on our history.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theory of everything as in Grand Unified field theories of physics?

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Kansityshuffle88 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wonder if Wal-Mart considers it rape when I buy on sale items

I love these deals, take it, take my debit card, bitch

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CucumberExtract 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's a chip card, so you need to let me put it in a little. Just for a moment.

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Kansityshuffle88 5 points ago +5 / -0

in

beeeeeeep

and I'm out

See?

That wasn't so bad, nope no receipt thanks😉😉

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LURKER-69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok just the tip

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CucumberExtract 3 points ago +3 / -0

Really? You went with that and not, "Just the chip."?

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Belleoffreedom 13 points ago +14 / -1

When I was in school with a small child in tow and in the process of getting a divorce, I was told I could be an announcer at a strip club, because I can talk. Instead, I got an office job for $7 an hour.

I'd sell it on the street to feed a hungry child of mine, but I never got anywhere close to needing to do that. There are too many ways, maybe not of making a lot of money, but certainly to make enough.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 11 points ago +11 / -0

So sad she was forced into that lifesty - oh wait, she did that willingly.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

She was forced to do it willingly.

See, she liked the nice things, but she didn't want to trade for them.

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Winner45 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m pretty sure many states now punish the johns and give free shit to the prostitutes. It’s a great roi for the whores - tax free cash for years and then free govt assistance and victim status once they get caught or age out.

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Forty_Five 9 points ago +9 / -0

*Riding a bike yelling "Sex For Sale"

*Jams stick in front spokes

*Why did you rape me?

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Rotobotor 2 points ago +2 / -0

*jams dick in front hole

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clownworld30330 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't pay for sex.

Don't take money for sex.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Feminism teaches women that nothing is their fault and they have no power.

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AmericaIsNo1 7 points ago +7 / -0

How is this not an admission of guilt?

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_Sully_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

If that's rape then giving women money is financial rape. It's a rather convenient stance to require financial commitment to someone but act as if the man is a bastard for wanting something in return. I'm sorry if it makes you feel like a whore when you act like a whore.

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BlacknWhite 6 points ago +7 / -1

Obviously she enjoyed enough to chose to do it. I’m sure she loved her extraordinary lifestyle..

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Testosteroneape2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mental gymnastics are off the chart with this one.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 5 points ago +5 / -0

let them

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DomTullipso 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I get paid, I'm able to afford things I need in life. It is never enjoyable though because I know I'm going to have to work for it.

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, technically that was a service. They paid for a service. At no point was rape involved

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Crappydatum 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know how to make a hormone?

Don't pay her

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mathteach314159 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can’t let someone rape you, according to the definition of rape. She turned her body, willingly, into a business transaction. One in which she liked enough to keep doing it.

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sir_rockness 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah bitch and don't you forget it... men have pee pees that crush the vageen not the other way around

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Ellessargolden 4 points ago +4 / -0

You made a transaction: honor it jezebel. At least own your decision. And you had better swallow!

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Poppinfresh 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I Don't understand why they weren't content with just buying me things and taking me places!"

Bitch doesn't understand that her social currency is worthless, she was never anything but a cum depository, nor should she have been.

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wantstogomoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should we feel bad for a Canadian whore? NOPE

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DefKon1 3 points ago +3 / -0

She "had to"? ....🤔. What the hell is wrong with these women? " I HAVE to Murder my Baby cuz' I HAD to have Sex".. How about a little PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY??? WTF? You weren't Raped, you're a Whore! BTW, so are the men who fuck them and they prolly all have Syphilis..but I guess it's not their fault either! 🙄🇺🇲

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hoes Mad about renting out their wetbox

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Steel-Wrought-Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

And this, gentlemen, is why you don’t stick your dick in crazy.

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cancerous whores like this can vote...

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2SmoothGQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

“I sold that man a cheeseburger and he ate it. He stole from me.”

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heinz sight is 20/20

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LiberalTearsMiner 3 points ago +3 / -0

What an insufferable cunt, too bad none of the Johns stabbed her stupid ass.

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Bidens_shitty_Diaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't believe that is the definition of rape. And in this case, you could make the case that she not only asked for it, but she advertised.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not rape; use. Because you are literally a prostitute.

Bad choice. Sounds like you had higher-end johnnies, though. You might call yourself a courtesan in that case. == Whore, but well-treated.


Contempt for you AND your users.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

She sells herself willingly - happily even - and still calls it rape. Guaranteed feminist.

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SteelyEyedTroglodyte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps you should have maybe used your mind or physical acumen to earn a living. Instead, you chose to lay on your back like a blow up doll, and now try to convince yourself and other that it was someone else's fault. Your hedonistic lifestyle is coming back to haunt you, and frankly, I don't care.

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LURKER-69 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what, dumb where? I've hated destroying my body for every job I've ever had. Digging holes, picking up trash, delivering packages, washing windows, pouring concrete, moving furniture, mowing lawns, building houses etc etc etc sometimes working 15 or 16 hours a day to take care of my family and put food on the table.

But it was all part of the deal. I traded my labor for money. Nobody raped you. STFU.

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LaconianRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voluntarily selling sex... Rape...

Pick one.

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mobgrazer 2 points ago +2 / -0

She obviously wasn't being paid for intelligent conversation.

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__bryan 2 points ago +2 / -0

when i was 7 years old i was held down in my sleep and raped.

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CheeksMcClap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show me on the doll where Biden touched you

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Midgeba 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man.... 7 years is a little old for the POTATUS.

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nova7733 1 point ago +1 / -0

After a day of raping and pillaging the man, it makes sense the man would get something he wants in return.

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Scumbag-reddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

i let them have sex with me

they raped my body

Pick 1, you queef

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ColonelTravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was Gloria Steinham that lovely woman who said that, “All sex is rape”?

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EddieAteTheEmu 1 point ago +1 / -0

You chose to use your body, stop being pissy about it.

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OldsmobileRocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

A fucking leaf

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's see here...

rape (noun) unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

If you're letting them do it, it's consentual, you dumb cunt.