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19_tacocat_91 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is why men have a lower life expectancy.

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King5150 16 points ago +16 / -0

and get paid the big bucks!

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kaczan3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, I thought it was becasue they are sent to wars, becasue even if they are female fire fhighters, only male ones are sent into danger (check 9/11), that men are shamed for going to the doctor, that much more money is spent on females' diseases, that men are divorce raped, etc., etc.

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kaczan3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems it has nothing to do with that as women also do dumb shit: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iHeJm8roCGQ

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Schwungle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just a poor man's hammer drill. Think she's doin fine.

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CovfefeVideo 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s all fun and games until it explodes into your face.

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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easyonthefiber 7 points ago +7 / -0

No thumbs and no sack make Homer... something something.....

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ATK69 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why you always wear double eye protection kids!

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TruthWillOut 3 points ago +3 / -0

No amount of layers will protect you from that thing when it kickbacks, and it definitely will.

With that thing you WILL lethally injure yourself or someone else.

On a positive note: I believe we've found an exemplary image of "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes"! 🙂👍

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LetsG0Brandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with those "chain saw" grinder blades...

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NamendaBiden 15 points ago +15 / -0

So you invented a poor man's Jamb saw. I have a few of the legit (and safe) versions. Crain 820. By no means as macho or cool but 22 years later, I still have all of my fingers.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

I dunno about the rest of you, but I like my thumbs

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live3ordye 11 points ago +12 / -1

You do you, lefty

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Lol_Garrus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Step 1: Dumbass does something like this, using a product not as intended.

Step 2: Dumbass injures himself because he is a dumbass, using product not as intended.

Step 3: Dumbass sues manufacturer because personal responsibility is dead and people are greedy.

Step 4: Because personal responsibility (and common sense) is dead, a court rules in favor of the dumbass or the manufactuer agrees to a settlement.

Step 5: Manufactuer spends additional money to protect dumbasses from themselves. Further dumbing down society that is protected from their mistakes instead of learning from them.

Step 6: Repeat

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KuzoKevin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. Because it can, I can.

God invented modern tools as a way to apologize to those of us who lost multiple layers of skin to a basin wrench.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a plumber, but most won't even know what you mean

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LadyOfLorien 6 points ago +6 / -0

If this dude still lives, I hereby challenge him to fight a bear with it.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

this for the new Texas Chainsaw movie to take it into the 2020's, Texas Circular Saw Massacre - Enviro Slaying

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jaeger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put on a 14" chop saw disk.

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TrannysArentHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Duct tape barge pole to handle for safety.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thumbs... fucking forearm.. I got dibs on "Stubby" for new nickname!

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Atreides2030 2 points ago +2 / -0

All solutions go BRRRR!

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PillarOfWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice PSA. Thank you.

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FreeFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent, pede!

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sandinyourteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden shouldn't be there.

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McFuddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just don't run with it.

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US3RNAM3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always take off the wheel guards but wtf is a finger guard doing on that thing?

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Santa_Liqueur 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this arrangement, quite possibly saving his fingers.

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US3RNAM3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grinders will jump ya got to have a tight grip

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

The kinda kickbacks politicians need....

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

just this, WALKING DEAD OR COMMIE KILLER, your choice

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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the battery died on my Dewalt multi-tool, I realized the battery to my Dewalt chainsaw fit in the multi-tool, even tho it was much bigger. It gave it an awesome power boost!

Now, I know what you’re thinking, look at this sissyman with a battery powered chainsaw. I might agree with you since nobody loves fossil fuels more than me. But when it comes to certain tools, batteries are the way to go. And when it comes to chainsaws, I’m just a suburban dad that needs to trim a branch or two here and there, not a lumberjack felling 70 footers deep in the wilderness.

But yeah, Dewalt tools are great around the house. They do okay on a job site, but might not hold up as well as the real heavy duty brands.

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RecoveringNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who needs 10 fingers anyway!?

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like livin and readin about retards dyin. Have at it

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helacus [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'all in here fact checking a meme

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Coprolite 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least turn the blade so the teeth point the right way.