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Lol_Garrus 344 points ago +344 / -0

"she sounds hideous"

"well, she's a fed so..."

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totovader 44 points ago +44 / -0

It's worse than that - he was in the new commercial. He's the guy that is in the cubicle next to the black Jake.

In the words of State Farm: they needed someone more "culturally relevant."

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just-a-normal-dude 28 points ago +28 / -0

Weird how someone from a group that makes up 13% of the population is more "culturally relevant" than someone from a group who makes up 60-70% (depending on how you count it).

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Massive_Reaction 15 points ago +15 / -0

Weird how someone that makes up less than 2% of the population gets to direct and produce all of those advertisements.

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Asstreeks 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is weird. It seems statistically impossible but there it is just looking at us directly in the face and it has an evil grin that seems to say we know you will never do anything about it. Stupid goyim.

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MikesMeat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some awful atrocities happened around 80 years ago.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It really activates the almonds

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Stanwyk74 2 points ago +2 / -0

6 percent if counting black males.

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canttouchdis 11 points ago +11 / -0

but if we replaced a black actor with a white one?

hoooooly shit the tumblristas would have a seizure

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Hckyhillbilly 14 points ago +14 / -0

White Jake and black Jake were in commercials together. He looked pretty available to me.

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canttouchdis 16 points ago +17 / -1

it's black Supremacy and anti white racism

don't be scared to call it what it is.. when white people are getting fired from jobs purely so that a black person can take their place and you can't be scared to call the anti-white racism and black supremacy. one black people are given preferential treatment over white people it's black Supremacy and when Democrats want to institutionalize that racism.. if we don't call it out by name thenn there's no effective way of fighting it

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Soundwave 15 points ago +23 / -8

I know making him black was a conscious choice but I can see why they changed actors. You can’t build a whole campaign around a dopey looking guy like that.

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SolidSnakeOil 40 points ago +40 / -0

It did work, we all remember it. Which is weird in my case because I don't watch TV.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

It did I don't use state farm

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BlackPillBot 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why not?!? They’re doing it with a metrosexual/likely a sodomite beta black NPC.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/3e/1d/a53e1d8ca9ebeb0a016916752071a8f6.jpg

https://64.media.tumblr.com/a6abf49fb529e5e0a2d1d583b1bd98c2/784d8f7cd011b18c-86/s500x750/c1a4ce4b995fbc6e2512ee8e760215777b1bd3c9.jpg

The REAL WHITE Jake from state farm at least looked, and acted like a real human being, and was believable. Maybe that’s because he actually worked for state farm. 🤷🏼‍♂️

https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/ab95cee856c992014a7541738528db1463847ee0d81c6e05a3fd00c2a347d297

Nothing, and nobody real, and/or remotely genuine is allowed to touch the screen of the Bolshevik banker box anymore. It’s all about subverting, placating, and manipulating the “diversity” crowd which is actually the loud minority.

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OGpsywar 23 points ago +23 / -0

He was Really named Jake and Really worked for State Farm. And it was Funny.

The diversity-hire replacement is none of those.

Frankly we just call the new guy "Blake" - for 'Black Jake'.

'Hi, I'm Blake from State Farm'..

Oh, and since they were already the most expensive carrier in the region, Blake brought enough attention for us to change insurance companies. (And that's a Lot of stuff.) Not sure that's working out for them the way they wanted. 🤔

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mct1 4 points ago +4 / -0

o/ Like a bad case of VD, State Farm don't care! o/

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Lesko_Badcop 5 points ago +5 / -0

The "dopey looking guy" was an actual State Farm employee, not some professional actor boy. I thought it was pretty cool, until they started their own little Great Replacement. Now, fuck them and their circus.

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Soundwave -3 points ago +1 / -4

It went viral, everyone started talking about the commercial, so State Farm cashed in on it by getting a real actor to do the campaign. Like it or not, it made the most sense. The original guy had one line and there’s no way he could have carried a multimillion dollar ad deal like that.

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OGpsywar 3 points ago +5 / -2

Right?

People don't seem to understand how super-complicated Acting is and that usually those lucky few have to be Born with the rare extra gene that powers it.

(edit: getting the impression that several people could've used the (s)arc tag.)

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Soundwave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey man I’m just saying I don’t want to see a fat guy moping around for thirty seconds.

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OGpsywar 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍

In the 90s I had this buddy who was super annoyed at all the 'we're naughty, call us at the party line' commercials on >10pm tv.

(this would be pre- public internet btw)

I saw his point, there are suckers out there getting bilked for $4/min because they're lonely and that's ffed up..

But also my response, the channels are going to run Some kind of commercial breaks, - would you rather sit thru lingerie chicks going 'tee hee there we were, just the three of us' , or thru Everyone touring Italy apparently having issues about crapping their pants? Immodium Saved The Day!

Boobs? Diarrhea?

Jake was organic, and he was the one that hinged the actual campaign to go viral - instead of straight into the great dustbin like 100 other attempts every year.

Then, insanely, they had Jake and Blake in the same commercial. (Apparently BOTH of them supposedly named 'Jake'.)

Aaaand then they race-swapped him, - because apparently inner-city Blacks can suddenly afford State Farm 🙄, and affluent professional Blacks can't make life decisions unless the people in the advert are the same color as they are 🙄.

Plus also, (w)hite erasure agenda, as several commenters have covered already.

Jake was Boobs. Blake is Diarrhea.

The downrange comedy, is that in the near future, if anyone is still alive, the inner-city Blacks - who'll have never had State Farm for even one day - will probably switch the top baby name from 'Zion' (thanks, Matrix 2) to 'Jake'.

Which, I guess, is better than 'Khakis'.

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Trumpchoochoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Maya, I'm black (and gay). That means I'm superior and can get away with mansplaining."

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ShinLona 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why you no be trans and go for trifecta?"

  • Asian Dad
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bigdickhangsright 37 points ago +37 / -0

Like Jake feds wear knakis around the clock.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 19 points ago +19 / -0

Khakis round the clock with their mouths on each others' cock

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FrankWisner 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're looking to advance in The Bureau, know the Bossy Basement Parties never stop.

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StuPitt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait! Something just clicked... Was Jake in Patriot Front?

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cucks_everywhere 32 points ago +32 / -0

"what are you wearing, Fed?" "Uhhh, khakis."

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 44 points ago +44 / -0

Lillian, from Deep State Farm

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clever girl.

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cucks_everywhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best comment

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MudDog 6 points ago +6 / -0

hideous? she's literally glowing!

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ENTP 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I ever meet a fed in real life

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2021Is1776 110 points ago +110 / -0

Hahahahahhahahahahahha. I hope this is real.

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__bryan 72 points ago +75 / -3

it's not

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blackswans 31 points ago +31 / -0

Neither is Scooby Doo, but that ain't stopping me.

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basedfloridian 3 points ago +4 / -1

You like your scooby snacks do ya?

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, because Lillian is really Larry the Fed until 5pm, then it's Lillian again until last call.

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2021Is1776 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why you gotta kill my joy Fren.

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JMaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know how many will see this as it's already 10 hours old... But it reminded it of something that happened to me.

Pretty sure that this shit is going right now in USA:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung

I used to experience some pretty severe metal health issues bordering on what you would consider full on Schizophrenia - a family member saw me once and thought I would never be normal again.

Anyway, I was having a full on psychotic episode in my room late at night and I started receiving the absolutely most bizarre text messages (a group text message I wasn't involved in at all) I have ever seen. It was really, really weird and you'd be asking yourself what is going on with no mental health issues.

Also be laying in bed and there is freaky shit going on at other times... Like I'm trying to sleep and I feel a kind of faint pulsing hitting me, a strange thing going on with light, or even bizarre thoughts faintly coming into my mind.

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope you are doing better.

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JMaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks a lot man. I am doing a lot better. Simple words and expressions like you saying "Hope you are doing better" are so much more than we really know or can comprehend. I hope you will be greatly blessed and bless someone else.

The main weapon in fighting my struggles is actually truth - It was as simple as that. And this can be extended to help others as well. [I have absolutely crazy "synchronicity" - look it up if you don't know what it is - the guy on the TV said "truth" right after I typed out "truth" in the previous sentence]

Think about a kid that gets made fun of or hurt or abused - What is really the best thing that they need? They need the truth! The truth of who they are, their potential, their worth, etc... The truth about why other kids choose to pick on them.

I realized that a lot of what I was dealing with was both real (It was all real, I mean "real" in the sense that it's clear as day right in front of your face) as well as spiritual warfare. I have had experiences that I don't understand that I can only rationalize with a spiritual explanation. For example, I was once in a hospital and I was having a horrific allergic reaction that was absolute torture - my muscles pulling and spasming as hard as you possibly could... So why did that nurse become filled with anger and yell at me to take more of this medication? There are things that I've experienced that are far detached from actual reality. But it's situations like this that involve absolutely irrational behavior from someone who is supposed to be caring for you and helping you that really make me scratch my head. (We do know evil and abusive people actively seek out positions that give them opportunities to abuse people...)

But yeah... I'm really good now.

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Litecola2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up targeted individuals. From inside a good VPN.

Change your sleep space frequently so nothing can be aimed at your head easily. Shielding from electromagnetic radiation in general is a healthy thing to do. Sell other healthy things to do, like eat clean and distance from electronics.

Experimentation into this sort of communication and manipulation has been documented as going on for decades and decades within the US, and likely longer in other countries.

You'll have to dive into the conspiracies communities but they have solid links to sites and blogs by others who have suffered this kind of abuse for many years.

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JMaN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the information. I am somewhat informed about these things. I'm currently not even bothering with a VPN.

Aside from the individuals that target people or that may be targeting me, on any level, I am absolutely positive that I have some great protection out there. There are opposing forces that I know are protecting me and helping me, as well as others.

I do have to start taking care of myself better. It is encouraging when someone simply suggests this.

One of the main elements of what is going on is the covert aspect. There are many people that if they go and tell anyone what they are experiencing they are taken to a psyche ward - this is by design. Or worse they are provoked in some way that leads to them getting arrested. It's meant to keep certain people down and keep others elevated.

It can even be difficult to come to the realization that this is happening or that it has happened to me. But we have absolute historical documentation of this behavior. I also have enough experience where the fools have pushed too far and I know what is going on.

We know one of their goals has been to drive people to suicide... But what else can happen? There are people that they can mess with and inadvertently they end up making them stronger, smarter, swifter, more resilient, etc.

I remember when I was a little bit more of a younger man when I was taken into the emergency room (I have lost count how many times I've been to the ER) and what did I overhear one of the doctors say? I heard him say, "He's a survivor."

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Litecola2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prayers for you, fren, strength grace and wisdom, I commend you to the Lord.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 67 points ago +72 / -5

Possible scenario

  1. You posted pictures of your guns online without removing EXIF data.

  2. They looked at your gun photo and were able to get your precise GPS coordinates.

  3. They cross referenced that with phone databases for sale by cellphone carriers, phone app developers, etc.

  4. They were able to get your cellphone number using that data.

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NavySTG 28 points ago +29 / -1

But Sunday Gunday karma, man! Gots to haves it. 🤪

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Vlad_The_Impaler 29 points ago +30 / -1

This website should either strip pictures of EXIF identifying data or else at least give users a warning before they push submit on an image post.

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NavySTG 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yeah, the technology is there, but in the end, it's up to the individual to educate themselves on the things they use. It would be a nice feature though.

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800080 10 points ago +10 / -0

Software named jhead will strip EXIF headers.

Run as "jhead -purejpg file.jpg".

On Windows, you run it in a command.com box, Terminal on MacOS and any terminal program on Linux.

jhead runs on all platforms, official version on GitHub, software in other locations may be sketchy, YMMV.

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me-no-likely3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have an app on my phone called Korekodo that strips all the metadata out of it. Is free.

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Weallseethetruth 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is EXIF? ... I'm old and don't understand CPU lingo! Lol

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Musicbymuzak 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hidden data embedded in the picture that has details like gps location, shutter speed, F stop, date and time taken, serial number, model of camera etc etc

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Weallseethetruth 5 points ago +6 / -1

How do you stop that? It's it only for pictures? Like I've posted a lot of things on here but never any personal pictures ... Should I still do something while posting? How do I turn all that off? Or do you mean just don't allow any identifying things in the picture

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Goldsteinbergsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go into your camera settings and disable "location tags." It may have a different name based on the device manufacturer.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got it

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Vlad_The_Impaler 0 points ago +1 / -1

What I don't like about prepackaged Google Android OS and Apple Iphone is that, by default, all the settings invade your privacy. You have to ACTIVELY go through all the settings for your OS and all the google apps to turn privacy settings on.

By default, they are spying on you. And the average user probably doesn't spend a lot of time digging through the settings.

And even then, it's a false sense of security. By default, google and apple are going to associate all phone activity with the account you setup, which likely has all your contacts, text messages backed up, emails, etc . Whole profile on each person. Each account tied to a IMEI and the Sim Card. Each phone has a serial number. Without VPN they tie everything to your IP. Pretty easy to build a huge database profiling everyone and cross referencing the data.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

i assume this info also exists for screenshots?

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Varrick2019 4 points ago +4 / -0

This should be standard on any Free Speech related platform

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I usually strip data before posting but I forgot and posted a picture not long ago from my backyard. It looks like pwd/scored/communities strips the data.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 3 points ago +4 / -1

Maybe it does. I still wouldn't trust someone else to do this.

It wouldn't be hard for them to build a social credit score on you if they wanted to, unless you are taking voluntary precautions.

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GainesvilleFlorida 9 points ago +9 / -0

As u/navystg said, it’s up to the user. Never post a sensitive photo online without removing Exif data. There’s literally a free app called Exif Metadata available on the iOS App Store

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/exif-metadata/id1455197364

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totovader 3 points ago +4 / -1
  1. It's fake.
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GeneralLiberal 5 points ago +5 / -0

this is the internet, no one lies here

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Asael 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. It's illegal to lie on the internet.

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another_asshole 32 points ago +33 / -1

fuckers dont realize how ignorant they are perhaps we should start posting our fedbots here are the 2 most recent that tried to sneak into my newest tool of wrongthink deployment so far its not banned me although i suspect im just shadowbanned https://twitter.com/Yui57623013 https://twitter.com/AYAKA69516876 both fed bots one has some interesting pic noise the trick most of the fedbots use a foreign location to avoid federal laws and have complete access to all comms

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Last known location: Atlantic Ocean"

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almond_activator 24 points ago +24 / -0

The smart thing to do would have been to refer "her" to a "friend" with a bigger inventory... your local PD.

If you get really lucky, the fed pulls a gun instead of a badge when they go for the arrest and gets zero-consequence-swiss'd.

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Scuffers 18 points ago +18 / -0

These fuckers are plain retarded.

you have murderers etc running about, and the FBI are still at this crap?

Come the revolution, the FBI fuckers will be first against the wall....

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 2 points ago +4 / -2

Cowards.

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heeeeeemeyer 13 points ago +16 / -3

I would just ask for pics of Lillian's boobs

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bill_in_texas 21 points ago +21 / -0

Pics of bobs and vagene?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bobs and vagene or GTFO.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 6 points ago +6 / -0

The vagene might just be a hatchet wound.

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heeeeeemeyer 2 points ago +7 / -5

Who is the abject homosexual who downvoted me?

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PotatusHead 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lillian.

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure it was just women!! Lol

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Aries_cz 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are no women on the internet, didn't you read the cardinal rules?

Men are men, Women are men, Children are FBI agents

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 1 point ago +4 / -3

"We can trade for a gun. Does your pussy smell ok?"

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chavenor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Worng. Bait them in and have a local sheriff there to arrest them.

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GrayManNumber333 9 points ago +10 / -1

So made up?

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RedditPurgeRefugee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit I get these spam texts all the time and delete them. Time to see if they are feds.

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stop_the_tyranny 11 points ago +11 / -0

The optimal plays are to not respond or commit to wasting their time.

If you respond, they'll act like spammers and flag you for further activity. If you total ghost mode, they'll see it as a waste of time. If they're just fishing, this is the best low-cost move.

If you do respond, however, you need to play a careful game and make every effort to waste their time while avoiding any apparent interest in whatever illicit activities they want you to get busted for. Some of these are probably bots, so you need to establish ways to encourage them to assign a human asset and actively waste their time. In person meetings and alleging "other members" around or above you will also help, but again, avoid looking involved in anything legally gray. Once they get real assets involved, they're pressured to get a real kill out of it. This is the most gratifying and dangerous option, but really best left to professional trolls.

Don't play with fire.

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Wanderlust 7 points ago +7 / -0

The play is to lead them on. Make them buy you dinner and ammo. Then you say no.

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malooch 5 points ago +6 / -1

“Hey Gary make sure you say ‘low key’ that’s what all the cool kids say today”

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TrumpWinz 5 points ago +5 / -0

"HEY LILLIAN TITS OR GTFO!"

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PotatusHead 6 points ago +7 / -1

What's your phone number then?

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800080 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a rule on the right hand side of the desktop page that says "no doxing." It includes not doxing yourself.

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800080 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll leave that one up to the mods to decide.

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libman 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's not the best way to deal with glowies.

I tell them my friends in the Russian Mafia only deal with serious buyers.

You could have wasted millions of dollars of their budget on a wild goose chase that leads nowhere.

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Crappydatum 7 points ago +7 / -0

They'd have torn your house apart looking for evidence, then planted child porn to get even

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libman 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's why I live in a tent in the woods.

CP can be planted on anyone, but using a real computer with full storage encryption and no blobs (ex OpenBSD) will make their case a lot more difficult. 🐡

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Notme 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's amazing that they always have that crap on hand.

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fullpotato1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arrange a meeting in a secluded area and send in the wolves

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is this from? Like did she Facebook you or is this on this site?

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

She??

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ArtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never get interesting spam like this

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JuliusEvola 2 points ago +2 / -0

top KEK

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definitelynotaglowee 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's ridiculous

Hey, anyone want to sell me a gun?

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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scoobydoobydoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pro tip: Many of the glowies have just been beaten into submission by the system, and know what they are doing is wrong. This is an excellent strategy - if you can somehow crack their conditioning/brainwashing and get them to understand that they are doing evil, they might have a breakdown. Best case, they “infect” a few colleagues on the way out.

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MyDogBlondi 1 point ago +2 / -1

You didn't waste any of their time. Now they're free to immediately move on to someone else. If you can, slow roll troll them, wasting as much time as possible.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +2 / -1

In Texas you are legaly allowed to sell guns to other civilians unless you know they are not allowed to own a gun.

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Tallsie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the glowy spelling do not wrong to avoid entrapment?

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SonicChiliDogFetish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahaha

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canttouchdis 1 point ago +1 / -0

what's the context?

they randomly contacted you?

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friedchicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they're conducting sting operations on unsuspecting Americans?

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Merica4EVER 0 points ago +2 / -2

LOL this is awesome

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Patriot_Lettuce -7 points ago +3 / -10

In Texas you can sell guns to other people without a bill of sale or receipt, so the government can't know who you sold it to, or if you bought the gun.

So, I take it this likely fake text convo didn't take place in Texas.

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sordfysh 10 points ago +10 / -0

But if you sell to an FBI agent, they will record the transaction.

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stop_the_tyranny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Honestly, selling guns to strangers is iffy business anyways. Never know what they're going to do with it these days. Best to avoid the criminals and feds (what's the difference at this point anyways?) and just keep it to close ties.

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sordfysh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gun trusts. If you have a big family, look into a gun trust.

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Patriot_Lettuce 5 points ago +5 / -0

True