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Happy Independence Day, frens! The best is yet to come! (media.patriots.win)     MAGA KING             
posted ago by DrJosephWarren ago by DrJosephWarren +1434 / -1
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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 13 points ago +13 / -0

"And now I will jump over 45 cars that ran out of gas whose owners couldn't afford to fill them up again!"

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Les_Deplorables 7 points ago +8 / -1

Then there's Biden: Awful Knawful.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden is Awful Unlawful.

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DrJosephWarren [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +3 / -1

When do we blast him out of a cannon?

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Elon could put him behind the wheel of his next Mars-bound Tesla!

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Brawlin_Mando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Weevil TheEvil or Bandon Ain'tCommandin

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Slugbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump in an Evel Knievel suit == unbridled awesomeness!

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

He cleared snake river canton on a vespa... True story.

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journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it."

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fordlincolnmercury 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two more weeks!

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Patriot_Rob 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's tomorrow. btw Merry Christmas.

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DrJosephWarren [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah just gettin that ball rollin' early son

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG l love Super Dave Osborne !

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ubermk3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can anyone here explain how we are "independent" and why we are celebrating? I'd really like to know.

If George Washington showed up at your 4th of July party after being briefed on the current state of affairs in America, do you think he would celebrate with you?

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DrJosephWarren [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he'd need to lay down for awhile.

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NotProgCensored 1 point ago +1 / -0

George wouldn't have much to say

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Vlad_The_Impaler 0 points ago +1 / -1

Baron Trump will mass execute all pseudo-liberal demoKKKrat Regressive Marxo-Fascists and the prophecy will be fulfilled.