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Mmceld1 55 points ago +59 / -4

If they invaded through the west coast they would meet no resistance at all

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BasedMedicalDoctor 62 points ago +64 / -2

There’d be a dildo behind every blade of grass

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SwampKraken 9 points ago +9 / -0

The grass would be rainbow colored and like a weed.

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masterfulsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

grass is a weed

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

No, grass is a symbolism of white affluent supremacy you racist privileged bigot!

https://archive.ph/qcbqL

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imnotdeadyet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking New York Times. That is an automatic no read.

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Glock-in-my-sock 5 points ago +6 / -1

And in every rectum

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Inquisitor_Corvus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear Apple is working on the iDildo for fags and trannies. It connects via Bluetooth. Not really, or are they?

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CrustySockpuppet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m sure Tim Cook has thought about it, many times

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

That already exists for bluetooth

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

A dildo dangling out of every ass.

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GreyGooseDown 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is a fear factor there...just not sure it will have the same effect.

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getkek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok that made me laugh

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OPsMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some dude holds a sign "Invade my vagina"

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'll be sure to promote you to morale officer

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Tookens 24 points ago +24 / -0

Not really true.. Get out of the dense urban parts and it's the same as everywhere else.. Ruby red.

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MagaDistributor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hardened to Communist's too. They've been under Communist rule for a long time.

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telan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish...the amount of pure faggots who have infiltrated Montana is deplorable. And I'm not talking Boz Angeles or Bluessoula.

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Spawnlingman 14 points ago +14 / -0

Correct. They would not come at Florida\NC\Georgia anywhere close to the W Virginia, etc. Their best bet is the West Coast. In fact, Newsom would allow them to land, set up camps and feed the invading army. We are already doing that at the Southern Border.

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CrustySockpuppet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based Northern Californians and based Nevadans wouldn’t make it easy for them to get over the Sierras

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ohwell316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arizona is not a far drive

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redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laughs echo at Donner Summit

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CrustySockpuppet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They better know the history of Donner/Dinner Summit if they try to cross 😂

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WhoMeTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's absolutely not true. (~_^)

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EinhornisFinkle 23 points ago +35 / -12

A rifle by itself is useless though, especially if behind every rifle is a coward who lacks the courage to use it. If the last couple years has taught us anything it's that the vast majority of people are cowards. Fax

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 20 points ago +24 / -4

Courage is a state of mind, the thing is it can be contagious. You can either lead or follow.

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EinhornisFinkle 19 points ago +25 / -6

If you wore a mask for compliance, you don't get to pretend that you would stand up and fight for freedom... and the sad part is I'm talking about most of you

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ObongoForPrison2020 11 points ago +15 / -4

DING DING DING.

A huge portion of .Win cucked for masks and even "vaccines." Also, if your state or local jurisdiction didn't have "mandates," you don't get to have an opinion on this issue. You weren't actually challenged. 2020-2021 was a proving ground for many. Most failed.

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kc5ods 9 points ago +10 / -1

it was a dry run for the Mark, and everyone knows it. even the cowards and cucks.

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +8 / -1

Half this site will jump for their Mark.

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XLNutts 5 points ago +6 / -1

Most of the world will. Many are called, few are chosen.

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imnotdeadyet 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn't take many to stand up and push back. Hell a grandmother and a guy with horns had the House of Representatives hiding and cowering in fear.

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Spawnlingman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ain't that the truth. So many people on here weren't living in mandated areas where you couldn't even shop for groceries for your family without a mask. No entering the store. No checkout. You couldn't even say fuck that and move over to a fast food drivethrough. They wouldn't give you your food unless you had a mask on in your car. People on here were like "Fuck that I won't comply!" while they lived in an area that didn't do it.

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ObongoForPrison2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Spot on. People here are always yapping about "courage is contagious." I didn't feel as if my courage was very contagious walking into a grocery store without a mask in New York as adult men looked at me behind their masks with terror in their eyes. Literal Karens yelled at me about how I was killing them. It took over a year before the boldest pussies took their masks off.

I was entirely alone and I felt very, very small that first year. Nobody is coming to save us. There is no "community organizing" on the table. Just be ready/able to defend yourself, your family, and your property. That's all you can do.

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Spawnlingman 8 points ago +8 / -0

And if you try to organize in your community what happens? People on here say you glow. Don't you DARE try to get men together and discuss a battle plan. Honeypot.

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most people here would dig the ditch the commies tell them to before they get shot in the head. Am I any different? Hopefully none of us will ever have to find out.

That said, a good test is your ability to tell commies to FUCK OFF right now.

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +2 / -1

So you are all over yappin in comments but aint really got no post score. Stay on comments little dipper/

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha "post score." The only thing "post score" is good for is gauging how tight you are with the mods. You're probably one of them, you goofy fag.

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blitzkrieg1 0 points ago +1 / -1

pussy

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good argument.

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blitzkrieg1 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Punk azzz mofo you aint no patriot.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you wear your mask and take your vaccine, pussy?

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Keep moving. Keep moving. Right this way. Keep moving. It's a free country. Keep moving. Why are we in a cattle car?

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

History says it's only 3% so in reality only about a million or so are willing to go the distance.

That's a million pedes vs the communists I'll take my brothers in arms over any dirty commies that tread.

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braindeadgroup 3 points ago +4 / -1

I disagree and actually get the sense you are here to cause trouble and divide within the group.

Some people decided to wear masks at their grocery stores because it was the only way they could get food, they realize by “revolting” and not wearing the mask, thus being kicked out of the store and not allowed to purchase food for their family, they were harming themselves and making no difference.

For the people that refused to wear a mask, they made no difference either. They didnt organize or put together protests, all it took was a group of 50 people to enter a store at one time with no masks to overload them. So even the maskless never did anything meaningful.

With that, some of the best people who may pick up arms in defense and times of war or invasion may have not seen the masks as the hill to die on. Not out of cowardice, but lack of importance

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +4 / -2

You're a fucking imbecile. The point was there WEREN'T fifty people who were willing to overload a store. From April 2020 through Spring 2021, I could count the number of maskless shoppers in my local grocery store (quite large) on two hands. Total. For the entire year. Just admit you're a fucking pussy. I live in NEW YORK. I never got kicked out of any stores. Nobody ever called the police on me. I just handled the Mask Karens when they mustered the courage to say something to me. I walked away with a full cart of food and supplies every week.

Cause trouble and divide? Grow a fucking spine. Sometimes you have to recognize the beginning steps of tyranny...at the beginning. Not when your life actually depends on it. Holy fuck, you're a piece of shit.

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braindeadgroup 2 points ago +3 / -1

Listen to you. You’ve completely lost control of your emotions.

I said gathering 50 people

You claimed you live in NY. You could find 50 NYers through a FB group or many other things if you put the effort

You’re just getting off on tooting your own Horn. That’s if your story is even true, if you’re not just here to make trouble anyways. You didn’t do anything for anyone or any cause it was all about yourself. The exact selfish type that they make anti maskers out to be, when we aren’t. You’re equivalent to the thug putting the stereotypical stain on black peoples reputation.

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ObongoForPrison2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's fucking rich. Says you've been here two years, but your overall lack of engagement makes it unsurprising I do not recognize your name. I'm one of the few people here who was vocal about this shit in 2020, and you'll just have to take my word that I resisted masks, lockdowns, and vaccine mandates in the shithole that is New York State. There was nothing selfish about what I did - I did it because it was the right thing to do. My family has been decimated by vaccine mandates. This has been the worst two years of my life, largely because of how disappointing it was that hardly anyone else had a spine.

What's Fagbook? I wouldn't know. I was verbally talking about being anti-mask to anyone who would listen, and nobody else could grow a pair. They had your attitude - "It's not time to resist." Fuck off.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy fuck.

u/blitzkrieg1 - Case in point for you right here.

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this will hurt but I do not want to date you.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was for your reading pleasure. You seem convinced this site is filled with resistance. I am trying to show you that, even today, there are people who don't get it.

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KiritoKatz 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK I did for the first month or so. The grocery store was forcing it. But I quickly woke up and said never again. I will not fall for that kind of thing again. And of course I didn't get the bio weapon even though they threatened us at my work.

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Octomonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got written up at work for endangering people’s lives. Sounds like I have earned my stripes.

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telan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Proud of ya.

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Mountainous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only did I not wear a mask and get no jab. I moved. From a light red area to a blood red ultra MAGA area. Bought more guns and working on my homestead for self reliance. 🍻.

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telan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sure as hell didn't. Pureblood all the way, and unlike my mom who says "oh...just pick your battles" I refused to mask up for anyone. I shocked a few people with my stance and walkout since they were used to seeing the compliance.

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Johnrgalt 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s amazing the courage people will find once they have trouble putting food on the table for their family.

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Granny 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have no idea how much courage you have, until you are put to it!!!

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Talon54 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of them need to just get the hell out of the way.

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St_James_Moor-slayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolutely. All well clean for Sunday Gunday pictures. My father told me when I was a kid, "if you show a gun, you better use it, if not, file the sight, they'll put that gun in your ass".

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LightBringerFlex 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’s why they want to feminize men. To make them weak on the battlefield.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until they carry the bouquet of flowers for their "wife" upside down.

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beansieman1911 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's why they are invading our culture and destroying our country from the inside.

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Red37 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s logistically impossible to invade the US with a military invasion, assuming our military actually does it’s job.

Hence the culture war.

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Thecryptoclub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Initially it is. Why do you think Canada is hosting military operations for the CCP?

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Red37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even coming through the Canadian border, the invasion is still impossible if our military actually fights.

There was a really interesting series of videos recently about whether America could defend itself from the rest of the world combined if nuclear weapons were not being used by any side. American geography is really good for national defense.

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Talon54 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what I've been saying for years. The invading force is partially home grown and the rest have been invited in through the southern border by the dems.

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St_James_Moor-slayer 13 points ago +13 / -0

They invaded us with their wombs, how difficult is to understand that? They are millions already, and they are injecting millions more through the border. Is not a conventional war.

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AllahFubar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, invaded from within.

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Tellsyouhow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly like Gaddafi said about Europe. Do nothing but out breed them and Europe will be an Islamic continent by 2050.

They have decades of research into human reactive behaviour so know exactly how far to push before pausing, let the dust settle, then push again. With big tech and AI now involved they know what people will do before they even know themselves.

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maleitch 7 points ago +10 / -3

Stop larping. We are way past invasion

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could say that you're sleeping with the enemy

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trump4045 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have fun paying your taxes and playing with the dummy steering wheel on election day.

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Trumpone 7 points ago +7 / -0

Were currently being invaded through the southern border...

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Crappydatum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their plan is to starve us out. Wipe out the economy. Get us fighting each other. Then they'll come in to "rescue" us

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ubermk3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't look now but we've already been invaded and conquered without firing a shot.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 4 points ago +4 / -0

The invasion has already happened. We're infested with commies, degenerates, and illegal aliens.

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ChickenInspector 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep. The boomers wore Punisher shirts and congratulated themselves on how tough they were, while Pablo mowed their lawn and brought his entire family over and got some great welfare gigs. Meanwhile, the boomers kicked their own kids out of the house at 18 and guaranteed their own kids to be wage slaves for the rest of their lives.

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trump4045 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't even blame Pablo for it. The source of this problem is far older and evil.

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Phillyberto 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wants to blame the boomers rather than admit he is doing the exact same thing they did.

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jibideen?

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BibleProphecyFulfill 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's why they invade by subversion.

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9358h98wh4go 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why you just lock them down and inflate them into poverty. Problem solved and not a single shot fired.

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Crimalizeislam 3 points ago +4 / -1

There is over 35 million liiegals here that make that statement irrevelant.

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

With fully automatic burrito launchers

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whataboob 3 points ago +3 / -0

They already invaded.

We’re living through the invasion.

There will be no foreign troops, until we are defeated.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's literally impossible, there are trillions of blades of grass, it would be closer to 40 million blades of grass.

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dykstra89 1 point ago +1 / -0

40? Theres 300 million guns in this country that the govt knows about. So 600 million

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anatidaephobia 2 points ago +2 / -0

So why did America go to Europe during the war to fight side by side with the commies? There was never any risk of any foreign power ever successfully conquering the US thanks to this well tested defense strategy.

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Krat 2 points ago +4 / -2

Too bad nobody is wing to get behind those rifles and defend their country

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Poopybuttboy 2 points ago +4 / -2

Cope. Maybe back when most Americans kept themselves fed. Today, supply chains stop and most will beg for relief or starve to death behind that blade of grass

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

One slight problem, we've been invaded from within.

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YaharaRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well their information war against us Patriots isn't going very well, so I suppose it'll have to come down to this fact. Someone in a post also stated that a large number of gun owners are hunters -- aka accomplished SNIPERS accustomed to sitting quietly in uncomfortable positions for long periods of time in cold weather 😂 not really a skill you can pick up on the fly.

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whataboob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well their information war against us Patriots isn't going very well,

What metric do you use to gauge that?

Is it because you think you understand what they’re doing, that a critical mass of the public does too?

Do you know what their goals are and what their milestones are?

For example, do you know how many people did they thought they’d vaxx? I don’t.

How do you gauge their success or failure in the info war?

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Imtom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was it Admiral Yamato that said that?

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madcapitalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The invaders are already here, and they are kicking our asses with laws, regulations, bureaucracy, taxes, inflation and wokeness.

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell me why we spend so much on the military then?

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ex67v 1 point ago +1 / -0

News for you. China already invaded. Except instead of bullets, they used money. They own the entertainment industry, enough DC politicians to make a difference, and are buying up our real estate at an alarming rate. Ever wonder how a sitting congressman gets caught having a relationship with a Chinese spy, and remains a sitting congressman?

The politicians they own are pushing gun control legislation. China is playing the long game, weakening our economy, our military, our society. Do they really need to "conquer" us and raise their flag here if they can just buy America and hollow it out?

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CrusadingPowerUser [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

yup that's news for me ....

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BoomShtick 1 point ago +1 / -0

make sure you have some kind of killflash or antireflective cover when hiding in the grass, or you are toast.

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Paxelmania 1 point ago +1 / -0

wouldn't they just use chemical warfare to smoke all the grass?

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they doubled the number of guns... preeeeety sure it would only be every OTHER blade of grass... don't forget the 230 quadrillion biden voters...

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I missed it please enlighten me.

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PaulieM91 1 point ago +1 / -0

We also have grass that has been trained and groomed to fire said rifles

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AL_Rise 1 point ago +1 / -0

In reality, there's probably several rifles behind every blade of grass.

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Johnny108 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit. I wire tannerite to my trees so I can have my own airburst artillery.

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Donker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was pretty disappointed when I found out this wasn't a real quote.

That being said, it still sounds cool. And I'm sure the "we'd be killed by housewives, mechanics and milkmen if we ever invaded the US" thing did come up at some point in their conversations.

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BlindEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was a quote from a general of the Japanese military after world war two, in response to some one that asked why they never invaded after pearl harbor attack

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

General Yamamoto IIRC?

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JGknows 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drones eliminate any cover grass would provide.

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Bubbahax 1 point ago +1 / -0
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FAQ-REDDIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

and Koreans on each rooftop.

America the melting pot of the world, United in a common cause for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Happy 4th of July 2022, the 246th year of the Great United States of America.

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Throwingway22 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why they have spent so much effort getting rid of grass.

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BunnyPicnic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They already invaded, without firing a shot. The moment civil war breaks out in this country, is when you'll see a Chinese red dawn.

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catinmylapone 1 point ago +1 / -0

isoroku yamamoto

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes

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SkepButOpen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah? They stole an election. Now what? They sent out “peaceful protesters” to destroy towns and cities and there was absolutely no resistance. I despise the left but the big talk from the cowards on the right is equally annoying.

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AnnieMm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn straight.

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Tailgunnerjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless of course you buy off the people running the country

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Invasion by amnesty is the real threat.

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Moominz0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't they have like missiles and stealth bombers now?

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

That image is borderline pornographic. 😎

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dittos

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Lopied2 -2 points ago +2 / -4

Shut the fuck up. Americans are fucking obese. We would lie down and take the beating. As we should