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Pederella 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not having yet died of a heart attack increases your risk of dying of a heart attack.

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imnotdeadyet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waking up in the morning increases your risk of a heart attack!

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kaduh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Voting Democrat exponentially exposes you to a higher risk of stupidity/retardation. I am a reporter now! Pay me international cabal!

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p1smo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty eye-opening compilation.

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suitwo_wtr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny how apparently everything now increases your risk of getting a heart attack, even if its the exact same thing you've been doing for years, but it's ludicrous to even consider it to be the thing that was injected into your body and also by pure coincidence matches up with when the cases started spiking.

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Rvnyx 3 points ago +3 / -0

I stepped on a lego earlier, it was nice knowing everyone, my risk of death just went up 10000%

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus

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Lurkermon 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are dumb enough to get the fucking shot, you deserve everything that happens to you.

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doing what your corrupt government tells you to do greatly increases your risk of a heart attack.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Admitting it will just remove all doubt. If you did something on purpose to destroy everyone’s lives would you admit it? They can just continue to lie and avoid the trouble.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things that can cause heart attacks ::

  • untested vaccines
  • Going to sleep
  • Waking up
  • Olgasams
  • Faking Olgasams
  • Pretending to fake Olgasams
  • Pretending to go to sleep
  • Pretending to wake up

What have I missed?

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TrumpAndGodWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also I think they're spreading listeria bacteria and fake news to cover for the vax issues in pregnancy and babies.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw yesterday they said women are way more at risk of "auto immune disease".

Notice they don't just say aids?

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Auto immune disease is like reverse aids. Your immune system goes overboard and attacks itself.

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Goatboy66 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planned Genocide.