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Arkanicide2022 297 points ago +299 / -2

That's maybe one of the greatest moments in American sports history.

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bigmikesballsack 111 points ago +111 / -0

I moved here from England over a decade ago. It's things like this that make me fucking love this country. Happy 4th, everyone.

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Nostracannibus7 41 points ago +41 / -0

Forget the king, glory to the people. Glad to have you.

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bigmikesballsack 22 points ago +22 / -0

Thanks Friend and Patriot.

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WakingKnowledge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joey Chestnut is my man. I would bet on him any day of the week.

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bigmikesballsack 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL! Love it!! Golf-course conversation, but that fucking draw!!

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YeDragonEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guys in the video from Tier 1 Concealed, great holster company

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QEBL486 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forget the king and queen! Glory to God and thanks be to him for our freedom! Our freedoms are granted by God in this country, not the government or politicians. Unfortunately we have too many cucks in this great and beautiful land that worship government! Glad we have smart people like you here!

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bigmikesballsack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah - the Queen is a sweet old lady; her best asset is a reminder of British history and heritage. Plus the Royals bring in $$$ in tourism.

But the Constitution was designed to protect us against one-sided rule. Our God-Given rights. Right there with you brother.

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Schifftmypants 56 points ago +57 / -1

Right up there with Rick Monday

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MAGAguitar 29 points ago +30 / -1

Amen - Rick Monday's takedown of the flag desecrator

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deleted 28 points ago +28 / -0
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doug2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember the malace at the Palace?

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AngelMark 15 points ago +15 / -0

He did it in 3 seconds and never stopped eating!

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thebeastmobile01 4 points ago +4 / -0

I watch this event every year just to hear the guy in the hat say that line.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 151 points ago +152 / -1

Some animal rights faggot protesting a Smithfield processing plant in Utah. These faggots are probably the ones burning down our food chains. Fucking terrorist should have been fuckin shot on sight.

I'm going to have bacon for lunch, because fuck them.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 22 points ago +22 / -0

u/QLARP and u/TrumpersUnited jack each other off

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me-no-likely3 10 points ago +11 / -1

They operate a glory hole together

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CoherentLight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Way to bring it back to the topic of frankfurters - hey-oh!

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Toolhandluke830 4 points ago +4 / -0

It doesn't pay much but they go to bed with full stomachs every night.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they sing along to the Gloryhole song! (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

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DomTullipso 1 point ago +1 / -0

And u/TrumpVoterOne watches

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Fuck_GOP 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do I join the elite club of fuck tards?

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Post Bill Mitchell tweets continually and shamelessly. With time, you’ll achieve the elite status you seek.

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QLARP -5 points ago +2 / -7

Lmaooooo

Rent free

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

My theory was that Covid was an excuse to kick out most of the White people and they were all replaced with dirt-cheap 'diversity' and what we're seeing is the system breaking apart because minorities can't run shit that White people built, like that meme where the black guy is saying he just applied to be a machine operator and got the job because he's black, but has literally no idea what he's doing and had no qualifications.

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Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

#govanderbilt

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TravelingSalesman 1 point ago +1 / -0

aka Anderson Cooper University

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QLARP -5 points ago +2 / -7

Rent free

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deleted 18 points ago +19 / -1
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based_trekkie 4 points ago +4 / -0

China is too, that just means they will import "meat" from china.... ( May contain Falun Gong)

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BoughtByBloomberg2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Slaughterhouse work is the great stepping stone of this nation. Look up how many people worked in slaughterhouses part time or to make ends meet that then later lifted themselves up.

Slaughterhouses will hire anyone with hand eye coordination and pay decent wages. Nothing fantastic, but more than other manual labor and is an easy ticket to lower middle class.

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BetaODork 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fuck giant factory farms and the conditions they put the animals through though.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +4 / -1

Obviously yes. Your meat should come from healthy active animals who build all the muscle and fat from grass.

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fax

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QuickMaths 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just make sure it isn’t Smithfield bacon, they’re owned by Chinese company WH Group.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it's Bar-S brand. Pretty sure it's American.

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QuickMaths 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bar-S got bought by Mexican food company Sigma Alimentos, but I believe they still make their products in Oklahoma.

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gnome_chomsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mexican actually

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RusherOfDin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mexico is in North America so...

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try4gain 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ya but south of Real America

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gnome_chomsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh no, I did a racism

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Rubberbunnies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add a steak for good measure? Mmmmm bacon wrapped tenderloin.

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here2red 66 points ago +67 / -1

A Real American

Get outta here bitch I got a title to win!

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airborne3502 63 points ago +63 / -0

His sign said:

"Expose Smithfield's DeathStar"

Smithfield is a pork producer, owned by China.

Didn't know they constructed a Death Star.

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RealRedneck 30 points ago +30 / -0

Meanwhile, Nathan's hotdogs are all beef. 🤣

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CounterStrike 30 points ago +30 / -0

Maybe that's what they wanted us to know!

Edit found this: https://www.directactioneverywhere.com/campaigns/exposing-the-deathstar

In 2017, investigators with Direct Action Everywhere infiltrated a massive Smithfield pig farm in the Utah desert. This one farm is 20 miles long with over 300 barns on site. The investigators filmed the conditions inside in 360 degree virtual reality footage.

Their footage, titled "Operation Deathstar," documented row after row of mother pigs crammed inside gestation crates barely bigger than their bodies and piles of dead piglets covered in their mothers' feces.

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IowanMaga 26 points ago +26 / -0

Looks like his stunt worked, made me and you curious and you posted information. That does sound pretty deplorable, no pun intended.

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BostonVoter 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's trending online now. So it worked. I've got a feeling this guy is an asshole. But he might be on our side

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IowanMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

What, the sign guy or the guy who looked it up?

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learntocode 25 points ago +25 / -0

It is really disgusting what "go big or get out" food policies have done to American farms.

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DRKMSTR 16 points ago +16 / -0

*Chinese owned

There's your problem.

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Kiss_The_Ring 10 points ago +11 / -1

Emotionless fucking bugs with no souls..what did you expect.

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ShekelJa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw this coming a mile away the moment they allowed china to run it.

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GodSaveTheWest 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah, im all for more humane farming. Lord knows a lot of fat fucks could use less over processed meat to stuff in their face. Silver lining of "food shortages"

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BetaODork 4 points ago +5 / -1

Here here. This sentiment is not popular enough on this site sadly. Fuck giant factory farms.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a major reason why I don't really buy into the "muh based farmer" schtick.

The vast vast vast vast majority of farmers (probably seriously like 90%+) are some combination of:

  1. Have sold their souls to some megacorporation.

  2. Built and now operate under a corporatist system of exploitation (John Deere, Monsanto, etc.).

  3. Really only care about their shekels, and are poisoning our water and wildlife with runoff and fuck-knows what chemicals they spray on everything.

  4. Are the biggest lowkey supporters of illegals so they can use them for slaves.

  5. Are massive mooches off of the government.

The number of independent farmers is so few it's a blip. Most of them are corporate and welfare whores. I also know it's not all their fault - certain farm subsidies exist for reasons that are only obvious if you're in agriculture (what the government doesn't want is everybody chasing the 'highest yield' crop that gets them the most money, which because of the yearlong investment in growing crop, could/would mean that come harvest time, the market gets saturated and the bottom falls out, so they are encouraged to diversify crop as well as not exhaust the soil).

But to some degree, it's still their fault, and this situation got fucked with no small help from farmers who - see #3 - really only care about their shekels.

In my hometown there was a big story where nobody could find out why all the goddamn fish in the river were dead. Come to find out a meat processing plant up the river had secretly built a giant mile-long runoff pipe to dump all the blood and shit into the river because it was cheaper to do that, than it was to dispose of it responsibly.

Even the independent farmers kind of make me roll my eyes... like the guys who shill the "no middlemen! Buy our beef box!" crap... and it's like $160 for 8 pounds of meat and 4 pounds of it is like horse buttholes or something. No middleman should bring the price down, not charge me a fucking premium. Sorry but inflation is bad enough, I'm gonna pass on buying some dude a new Can-Am.

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BetaODork 1 point ago +1 / -0

So spot on. Wish I could upvote this comment a hundred times.

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PegasoSeiya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie if that’s true and not some manufactured BS, that’s horrible. We aren’t China. We need to make sure we have basic hygiene in our food chain

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AnacronicA 4 points ago +6 / -2

So... he was accidentally attacking the right people?

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try4gain 8 points ago +8 / -0

ya but he helped him go more viral than otherwise

so it's an accidental win

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DinosaurAlert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't know they constructed a Death Star.

To be fair, if Virginia-based Smithfield Foods secretly constructed a 100 mile wide battlestation capable of destroying planets, that would be a very legitimate reason to interrupt a hot dog eating contest.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +2 / -1

Corporate. Globohomo food producers are a common enemy.

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WouldChipHer 33 points ago +34 / -1

You know what else would make the hot-dog eating contest more fun to watch? Chain-reaction vomiting.

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UncleBoobs 32 points ago +32 / -0

Someone watched Stand by me.

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SlapUp4 15 points ago +15 / -0

Boom baba boom baba

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dontup 8 points ago +8 / -0

do the truffle shuffle!

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ChuckedBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm starting to like this kid

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Everquest4Life 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stand By Me and The Goonies references back to back on a thread about Joey Chestnut choking out a dude wearing a Darth Vader Mask mid hot dog eating contest that he still won...sometimes I love the future.

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Erikabodereka 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was witness to a barf-o-rama. It wasn't fun at all

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ShekelJa 5 points ago +5 / -0

I doubt he eats soy

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Synx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only comment i upvoted in this whole thread

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FireannDireach 21 points ago +21 / -0

#ChokeTheWoke

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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mikejones 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yesss so glad this is stickied. I watched it live. Guy is a legend. 2 other protestors got body slammed.

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18-to-life 15 points ago +17 / -2

This is the one thing I don’t think Trump could do. Eat 63 hot dogs, that is.

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IncredibleMrE1 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's because he can eat 64.

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deepbake 8 points ago +8 / -0

and a diet coke

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SonofAnu 6 points ago +6 / -0

try a 6 pack of diet Coke

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the front nine

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__bryan 4 points ago +4 / -0

wrong, trump can eat the smallest sum of two different squares in two different ways number of hotdogs.

1^2 + 8^2 or 4^2+7^2 = 65

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TravelingSalesman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Barry Soetoro can eat $65,000 worth of hot dogs

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malooch 12 points ago +12 / -0

the left is so fuckin soft

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MrFrogBottom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude literally deflated after 0.3 seconds of confrontation. Pathetic little faggot.

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MrFrogBottom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude literally deflated after 0.3 seconds of confrontation. Pathetic little faggot.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 9 points ago +9 / -0

This dude watch too many movies trying to pull off the assassin neckbreaker while scarfing down dogs. I'm dying here lol. He did it on instinct alone.

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COanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Typical libtard. They hate EVERYTHING good. Pass the mustard, please.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine the toilet time tomorrow.

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Langtath 2 points ago +2 / -0

That should be a sport in itself.

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fenite 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't wait for the Jomboy breakdown

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was interviewed afterwards and even mentioned it.

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Brendancs0 7 points ago +7 / -0

why did that kid look like he was in an emo band circa 2006

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abouttime4444 3 points ago +3 / -0

They all do

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

The FBI is extremely interested in his particular skill set

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DuesImperator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dana White is on the phone seeing if he can set up an exclusive three fight contract.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was speaking more about the weiner gobbling.

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CannaFreedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahaha

"This guy ain't gonna ruin MY spotlight scarfing weiners. Get down!"

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VictoryInDefiance 6 points ago +6 / -0

...said Pete Buttigieg as he rushed the stage.

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Retard_Strength 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mayor Pete is always first when it comes to how many wieners he can put in his mouth at the same time

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala would like a word with you

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HelmutVonKook 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barack does too

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Postman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chestnut = 🐐

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DrJosephWarren 6 points ago +6 / -0

SOY BOMB

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eupraxia128 5 points ago +5 / -0

:D

I LOOOOOOVE when out of touch leftists are held accountable for their actions.

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For_All_Mankind 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude looks like he snapped his neck lmao

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TheSaltyVet 4 points ago +4 / -0

And still kept eating after choke holding that libtard bitch. priceless!!!

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BostonVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Expose Smithfield Deathstar

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao the black dude just looks, realizes everything’s good, they got it handled, takes another bite of hot dog 🌭

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best part of this video is the guy dressed like a 1930s carnival barker.

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HowlinMad 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the announcer. He’s one of the best parts of the show.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

The soy looks like he tried to punch him in the stomach.

I hope he snapped his neck

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Turbotommy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That man just moved up a notch in my respect belt.

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DrewJackson 3 points ago +3 / -0

in biden's America this is $200 in hot dogs!!!!

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the intros that they do for this contest

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

I shed a tear of joy 🤣🇺🇸

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Patriot454 3 points ago +3 / -0

Taken down the dogs!

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SuperflySnuka 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just got pissed he got in his way. He’s not based. He’s a philly guy. But still a boss move.

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time these fucktards do this shit, you start by ripping their masks off.

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Trumpy_Bear 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is like the most American moment ever

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mikejones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joey even mentioned the interruption in the interview.

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Dimedog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Legendary

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

he's lucky kamala didn't show up, she can swallow a hell of a lot of weiners!

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OMC-RADIO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hotdog, meet hallway

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Throat G.O.A.T.!

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

The host also came in and helped.

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mushmouf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Fucking Chestnut! Eat dogs and fuckin' up commies.

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala Harris could eat way more than 63 wieners.

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KM4JNW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, what a boss. What an athlete. In the middle of your title shot, you take down a protester while trying to cram hotdogs down your throat. Amazing.

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stillbringingitback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha lil bitch!

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kjerney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Kamala Harris enter?

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SonofAnu 3 points ago +3 / -0

it wasn't a dick swallowing contest so she didn't r.s.v.p

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

We did it Joe! Ha ha ha ha

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MajorClark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Koomallah Harris needs to stop. Nobody can swallow hot dogs like she can.

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Gatchya 2 points ago +2 / -0

Badass that if you Google Joey chestnut trump he has been critical of Geotus’s hotdog eating style why can’t they all stay in their lanes like the hot dog man does

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing !

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Swarlos8888 2 points ago +2 / -0

He literally cut off his bloodflow in a millisecond.

That dude needs to do mma.

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FreedomDeliveries 2 points ago +2 / -0

real sports. real heros.

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michael Jordan's championship rings seem a little dim today...

Well, maybe just the one's against the Jazz, Blazers (fricken' Portland) and Supersonics (lol)...

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NaggerPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Hometown hero!!!

San Jose Loves Joey!!!

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Used to watch it live every year.

Then they had the China Virus one with no people, and giant plastic barriers between the eaters, can't be bothered watching now.

But I did see the 11 seconds there in the video. Had not seen that happen before.