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posted ago by BasedNJDeplorable ago by BasedNJDeplorable +472 / -1

SHE ALSO SAID SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IS RACIST BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS PTSD WITH BLACKS BECAUSE THE SOUND REMINDS THEM OF THE GUN SHOTS FROM WHITE POLICE OFFICERS WHO HUNT THEM DOWN

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Arkanicide2022 45 points ago +45 / -0

Did you laugh and tell her she's fucking hilarious and then say "oh wait . . . You're serious. Sorry I didn't realize you're retarded."?

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Inquisitor_Corvus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just reply, “So?”

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Sylvester1212 40 points ago +40 / -0

My hispanic and black neighbors have been celebrating for days. White liberals hate America the most.

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GodEmperor2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, yeah.... Fellow white people

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tap40 25 points ago +25 / -0

Throw a firecracker at her.

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deemreo 16 points ago +16 / -0

lmao firecracker

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EastTexasMadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

A Half-stick would be better. You yanks ain’t got them though.

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TexasTrumper 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sounds like its time to buy a fuck ton of fireworks and celebrate her ignorance!

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2021Is1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

so celebrate harder

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tell her "shut up commie."

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ineptatf 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would just tell her she is retarded, have a nice day.

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grannyd 12 points ago +12 / -0

When I lived in the city, the black neighbors were the ones who blew off fireworks all night long. Used to worry that the bottle rockets would start my roof on fire. Were they racist?

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GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably. But who cares?

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Red37 12 points ago +13 / -1

They used to (and sometimes still do if I’m honest) trigger my combat PTSD, but now I just shoot them off myself and it stops bothering me.

I’m the crazy guy at the party whose showing all the young kids how to light off stuff.

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refresco 3 points ago +3 / -0

For years my cousin would hole up in his music room for the 4th so he didnt have to hear it. Similar to what you said, he realized that if he was in control it didn't bother him, so he started setting up the fireworks show for his neighbors. Now they just buy a bunch of shit and give it to him.

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Smokerstar 11 points ago +11 / -0

Move. Neighbors like that drive down property values.

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dukeofdoorcounty 9 points ago +9 / -0

when all her relatives move in.

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funckydechunk 11 points ago +13 / -2

Tell her a random black woman from the interwebs told you to tell her she can go fuck herself with the biggest blackest chinese-made horse dildo she can stick up her ass.

'Merica. Fuck yeah.

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deemreo 5 points ago +5 / -0

the chinese made part is important because it will give you phthalates or something. ass phthalates.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 7 points ago +8 / -1

Did you wish her bull's son a happy bar mitzvah or did they already chop his dick off?

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Gonzogonzo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Until we actually stand up as normal citizens together...they will continue to subvert everything we cherish

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Jan6Insurrectionist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell her she'd have meaning in her life if she'd gotten married and had kids.

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wantstogomoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell her she needs to find a nice black boyfriend so she can go burn the coal and hate America some more!

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GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you’re going to patriot even harder right?

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TrumpVoter1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you laughed in her face and then immediately fired off another.

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ShrikeDeCil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like someone that needs the Gadsen Flag flown next to them all year.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me to that neighbor: "okay retard, you can stop talking now"

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Smurphy 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is racist against the police.

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Salacious_B_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

You : So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?

Karen : No.

You : Oh come on, Karen. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Karen : No, I don't.

You : You're gonna stand there and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, husker doos, husker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you tell her to KISS YOUR BLACK ASS? (No matter what you are , you can always identify as something else).

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to shoot mortars over her house.

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Jjones23 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t stop laughing

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS IS CNN.

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious🤣

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deemreo 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahaa

[celebrates harder]

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TheRougarou 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have never met a black afraid of gunfire. It’s like a nursery lullaby to them that soothes them with sounds of their childhood.

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ConsrvspkgNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just tell her Crispus Attucks takes offense to her racism.

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2224522 1 point ago +1 / -0

What was your response? Never let a good opportunity to correct and defend right …

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shadle2001 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the proper response is to go buy a grocery cart full of fireworks and fire them off for the remainder of the day.

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Angry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double down on the fireworks immediately!!!

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

get your white liberal coalburning women under control

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JulliettSierraTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most White 20 - 30 something (born) females are “woke” communists who are triggered by based conservatives.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Bless Her Heart...😂😂

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Salty_Dad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where was she a couple hours ago, was she on a roof top? Just asking for a friend.

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RATMW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take your meds lady

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TornWonder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just make up the most retarded reason you can think of for why NOT celebrating is actually MORE racist, and she'll probably believe whatever you tell her.

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rickynottricky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, lady is batshit brainwashed

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Salty_Hoosier_420 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to move.