MY WHITE FEMALE NEIGHBOR JUST TOLD ME CELEBRATING THE 4TH OF JULY IS…WAIT FOR IT…RACIST
INDEPENDENCE DAY
SHE ALSO SAID SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IS RACIST BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS PTSD WITH BLACKS BECAUSE THE SOUND REMINDS THEM OF THE GUN SHOTS FROM WHITE POLICE OFFICERS WHO HUNT THEM DOWN
Did you laugh and tell her she's fucking hilarious and then say "oh wait . . . You're serious. Sorry I didn't realize you're retarded."?
Just reply, “So?”
My hispanic and black neighbors have been celebrating for days. White liberals hate America the most.
Yeah, yeah.... Fellow white people
Throw a firecracker at her.
lmao firecracker
A Half-stick would be better. You yanks ain’t got them though.
Sounds like its time to buy a fuck ton of fireworks and celebrate her ignorance!
so celebrate harder
Tell her "shut up commie."
I would just tell her she is retarded, have a nice day.
When I lived in the city, the black neighbors were the ones who blew off fireworks all night long. Used to worry that the bottle rockets would start my roof on fire. Were they racist?
Probably. But who cares?
They used to (and sometimes still do if I’m honest) trigger my combat PTSD, but now I just shoot them off myself and it stops bothering me.
I’m the crazy guy at the party whose showing all the young kids how to light off stuff.
For years my cousin would hole up in his music room for the 4th so he didnt have to hear it. Similar to what you said, he realized that if he was in control it didn't bother him, so he started setting up the fireworks show for his neighbors. Now they just buy a bunch of shit and give it to him.
Move. Neighbors like that drive down property values.
when all her relatives move in.
Tell her a random black woman from the interwebs told you to tell her she can go fuck herself with the biggest blackest chinese-made horse dildo she can stick up her ass.
'Merica. Fuck yeah.
the chinese made part is important because it will give you phthalates or something. ass phthalates.
Did you wish her bull's son a happy bar mitzvah or did they already chop his dick off?
Until we actually stand up as normal citizens together...they will continue to subvert everything we cherish
Tell her she'd have meaning in her life if she'd gotten married and had kids.
Tell her she needs to find a nice black boyfriend so she can go burn the coal and hate America some more!
So you’re going to patriot even harder right?
I hope you laughed in her face and then immediately fired off another.
Sounds like someone that needs the Gadsen Flag flown next to them all year.
Me to that neighbor: "okay retard, you can stop talking now"
She is racist against the police.
You : So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Karen : No.
You : Oh come on, Karen. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Karen : No, I don't.
You : You're gonna stand there and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, husker doos, husker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Did you tell her to KISS YOUR BLACK ASS? (No matter what you are , you can always identify as something else).
Time to shoot mortars over her house.
I can’t stop laughing
THIS IS CNN.
Hilarious🤣
hahahahaa
[celebrates harder]
I have never met a black afraid of gunfire. It’s like a nursery lullaby to them that soothes them with sounds of their childhood.
Just tell her Crispus Attucks takes offense to her racism.
What was your response? Never let a good opportunity to correct and defend right …
And the proper response is to go buy a grocery cart full of fireworks and fire them off for the remainder of the day.
Double down on the fireworks immediately!!!
get your white liberal coalburning women under control
Most White 20 - 30 something (born) females are “woke” communists who are triggered by based conservatives.
Well, Bless Her Heart...😂😂
Where was she a couple hours ago, was she on a roof top? Just asking for a friend.
Take your meds lady
Just make up the most retarded reason you can think of for why NOT celebrating is actually MORE racist, and she'll probably believe whatever you tell her.
Lol, lady is batshit brainwashed
You need to move.