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go_pound_salt 46 points ago +46 / -0

Wow General Washington rocking them Vibram soles before they were cool!

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TheyTookOurJobs 15 points ago +15 / -0

It was classified tech at the time.

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Meme_Too 16 points ago +16 / -0

That must be how he made it through the winter at Valley Forge without losing his toes.

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Autist_of_Kiev 7 points ago +7 / -0

That was actually the MySlippers and MySocks, warmed by a MyCampfirePremium Stove..

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Error404 7 points ago +7 / -0

Altima is the mega-shiz-nit. Deployed with ‘em twice. Altima > Danner > Vibram > Bates.

Had ‘em all. Danners are awesome but expensive up front and breaking-in period. Jungle Altimas are the best boot I’ve ever worn.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wore jump boots 120 years before powered manned flight and the parachute

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GTHAYS 3 points ago +3 / -0

so? MAGA is coming soon I pray. GW was MAGA. Brits didnt know shit at the time. pass out the ARs.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 28 points ago +28 / -0

"I have come here to drink tea and kick ass... and I'm all out of tea."

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Notmyresident 20 points ago +20 / -0

"How are we out of TEA??"

"CHECK THE DOCKS"

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Aoikaze2000 14 points ago +14 / -0

"You shouldn't have yeeted it into the harbor LOL"

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peltast 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well, whose fault is THAT?!"

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Judojoeblack 24 points ago +24 / -0

Washington 3:16 says I just whooped your limey ass!!

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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +4 / -0

THAT REDCOAT HAS A FAMILY!

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Autist_of_Kiev 5 points ago +5 / -0

had*

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savage af. 🤣

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MythArcana 21 points ago +21 / -0

I remember when he did that to Pelosi, but then she rose from the dead 113 years later.

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Tayzer 12 points ago +12 / -0

Witches always come back eventually. For example Salem is a lefty shithole with tons of witches haha

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, that's where they burned the democrat women.

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Tayzer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Simpler times. Could just call a lefty crazy bitch a witch and everyone would get behind you and bring the rope and torches haha

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jack1989 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stunner lol

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JaevlaSkit 4 points ago +4 / -0

or RKO?

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fuck is an RKO

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JaevlaSkit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Randy Orton's finisher

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jack1989 1 point ago +2 / -1

What

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The_Nowhere_Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

What

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

What

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JaevlaSkit 1 point ago +1 / -0
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had-to-chime-in 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol love the look on his face

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish modern Americans were even 1/10th as brave and awesome as the Founders and colonial Americans were.

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TheyTookOurJobs 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is 100% historically accurate.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 8 points ago +8 / -0

1776 2.0

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10gauge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck tyranny

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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frogface 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ye Olde Ass Whoopin.

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is that wrasslin’ move General Washington is doing on General Cornwallis?

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DrJosephWarren 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's the Stone Cold Stunner

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TravelingSalesman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chart Buster -Disco Inferno

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DrJosephWarren 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah but Stone Cold made it most famous I think

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CMDRConanAAnderson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does someone sell these? Might be useful for a secret base somewhere...

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Julius_Severus2 5 points ago +6 / -1

If we lived during the revolution half the people on this website would accuse Washington and the continental army of being feds

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

“No George! Don’t cross the Delaware and attack Trenton! Think about the optics! Think about what the king will say!”

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Julius_Severus2 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Why won't the author of Common Sense tell us his real name? Verily he must worketh for the king!"

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Urusovite 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not wrong. People are way too quick to call men of action feds.

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DeepWinter -1 points ago +2 / -3

Calm down, fed. Drink a beer.

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B_Lawless 5 points ago +5 / -0

RKO outta nowhere !!

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +5 / -0

George with the RKO outta nowhere!

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It always amazes me how young these dudes were when they accomplished all of this too.

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True_Curmudgeon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Washington grew up merking savages and frogs for the English. He grew up hard and he grew up fast.

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DrJosephWarren 4 points ago +5 / -1

AW HELL YEAH!

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Emodius 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a bit rusty on my pro wrestling...

Is that a "rock bottom"?

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TravelingSalesman 4 points ago +4 / -0

.Four score and............ seven minutes ago, we went on a most excellent adventure.

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ModelMinority 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, despite what the REEEEEEEEEEEing AMERICA WAS ALWAYS BAD libtards say.

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asskickery is not heritable over so many generations. We will have to make our own...

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GTHAYS 3 points ago +3 / -0

yep. And those got to be some pants from Duluth Trading. Balls that big need the extra space.

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True_Curmudgeon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Duluth imports their garbage

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Amelior 3 points ago +3 / -0

For the record, we are at 12 score and 6 years ago.

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Demijinx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where can I get a print?

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Notmyresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

New phone background

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SonicChiliDogFetish 3 points ago +3 / -0

This actually happened. Prove me wrong.

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Magabirdlady2 3 points ago +3 / -0

He had enough! 11 long years. God rest his American soul. ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

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TheTeflonDonald1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to get this post up to 1776 upvotes!

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NeverGiveUpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

They was tuff SOBs back then.

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NeverRedditer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let he who is taxed without representation KICK THE FIRST ASS!

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop taxing my whiskey you fuck hole

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

STUNNER! My God King!

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ElegantVelociraptor 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they're both so proper.. wearing their powdered wigs and all!

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Reserati 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's Stone cold.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diamond Cutter!!!!

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dallas Diamond Page learned from the best.

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ElegantVelociraptor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who made this?? Artist cred??

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need more men like this nowadays,

The threat against Liberty is greater now than it was then.

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journalist 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a tag team match with our French brothers

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humble_kekistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn daddy what a bulge

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton

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dr_gonzo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ya, and today we sit on ass obediently enduring the tyranny they tried to protect us from.

Modern America is humiliating and disgraceful.

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youknowthething76 1 point ago +5 / -4

Well i like Washington but the quote seems to be from the Gettysburg address and Lincoln can go fuck himself, he set us on the path to have an oversized tyrannical federal government

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Moominz0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave us the fuck alone summed up in one awesome picture.

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

America!!!!!

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Lovestein20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad the system they built and left behind had major fucking holes and didn't mean shit after the civil war.

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walls4america 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be exact, 12 score and 6 years ago.

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is a stunning and brave PTR. (penis to the right)

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Dckman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Accurate.