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kompromatdotwin 20 points ago +20 / -0

Eww.. Fluid transfer?

OP, you will enjoy this:

Sargon of Akkad: The Politics of Demolition Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrUNIX2Iv04

and, bonus:

Denis Leary Edgar Friendly Speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy5tI03OPdI

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Jackpotsevens 5 points ago +5 / -0

I loved Dennis Leary in this movie!

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SowellWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you like Dennis Leary, check out comedian Bill Hicks. Dennis basically stole his whole act and personality from Bill Hicks. Bill was very anti-deep state and pro-free speech back when those were left wing positions.

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Vengance [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

And all the men have been emasculated so their only hope is to bring a real man out of cryogenic freeze from the past in order to save everyone.

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DonnieRamesJio 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not all of them; the meat eaters were literally living underground

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Vengance [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

True. Good point! Denis Leary for the win!

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DonnieRamesJio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even if his lines were just copypasta from "Lock & Load"!

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Tiberium 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think the key to saving America is to unfreeze Walt Disney?

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TrumpoWon2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, the founding fathers.

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DCdeplorable 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also predicted wesley snipes in prison

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Tiberium 9 points ago +9 / -0

And the toilet paper shortage, thank God that Rob Schneider taught me how to use the 3 seashells back in the 90’s or I’d have been freaking out during the toilet paper shortage!

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DCdeplorable 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hate to ask but... how do you use the seashells?

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DCdeplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why 3 shells? Thats too many if you're rinsing it off in between, and too few if not

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DCdeplorable 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I couldn't help but think that Stallone's character was rolling around, doin' cop shit with a stinky unwashed ass. Really ruined the movie for me.

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Caveman_Super 8 points ago +8 / -0

He used the demerit/cuss ticket machine as a paper dispenser

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, you are fucking awesome. Thank you.

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +4 / -2

At least it's not using your hands like filthy Indian apes.

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Kaarous 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based tax evader.

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k_the_c 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tax protester.

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crashdaddy 11 points ago +11 / -0

For the nine people who might not know what OP is talking about.

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +6 / -0

The movie was very funny at the time and we thought ridiculous satire but a great escape at the movies. Now it's turned out to be prophetic.

President Trump as John Spartan suggesting that not only is the emperor not wearing any clothes but the collective reality of a crazy pants society is unacceptable.

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TrumpoWon2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh damn, I had forgotten all about that website! Used to use it all the time about a decade ago!

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Snack_Destroyer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love Snipes' performance in that movie. Case in point.

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xmetalgod 2 points ago +3 / -1

One of my favorite lines of his is "and none of those motherfuckers from New York...they're to uptight!"

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Snack_Destroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually use "enhance your calm" quite a bit IRL.

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Shayhawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

And Sandra Bullock in black yoga pants...

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sir_rockness 5 points ago +5 / -0

When it came out I thought John Spartan was the good guy. Now I think Simon Phoenix is....

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Vengance [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally

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warlock666 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like you to be my guest at Taco Bell.

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mathteach314159 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also dont shake hands due to germs lol

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k_the_c 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, Wesley Snipes. Such great films in the 90s. Rising Sun, anyone?

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Freedombunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prescient

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Labyrinth9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seashells man, how on earth do they work?

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Labyrinth9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

The surface world = Twitter

The underground world = 4chan

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h4yw1r3_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

the problem is the future depicted in Demolition Man seemed to work. sure you had people out of site living in the gutter but really, that kind of future wouldn't work. There's an insane power structure in the left's system, the further it slides to that extreme, the more fascist it gets.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next time I see some triggered liberal fag, I'm gonna ask him/her/xer what their boggle is.

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hey_spike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great movie.

Safety foam.

Conference room with all the participants on TV screen (just like ZOOM meetings).