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Ryanaissance 108 points ago +111 / -3

Fudge gotta get packed. Can't have a supply chain issue there...

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 77 points ago +79 / -2

Just two more weeks, faggots.

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WisestGuru93 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well, it's worse than we thought. We're just gonna have to ban all non-essential sex.

You know, the one that doesn't help you reproduce nor help the economy. Also, you must be wearing a condom at all times even at the grocery stores and airports.

We're in this together guys!

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Long_time_lurker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gotta wear a condom every time you go outside even if you're alone at the beach.

Safety first!

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Mamapedia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Butt plugs for the common good!

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust the butt secs science!

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Trumpsta4 9 points ago +11 / -2

Haha 👍🏼

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TrumpsWall 13 points ago +15 / -2

Two weeks, just stop ass spread. -Dr. Brix

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ImGumbyDammit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why though? Maybe they’d wipe themselves out. Homos go the way of the dodo.

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DontArkancideMeBro 34 points ago +36 / -2

Bug Chasers having a heyday right now.

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NateBedfordForrest 25 points ago +27 / -2

Bugchasers. That was about the most grotesque topic I accidentally ran into on Reddit, back in the day. These sick fucks have absolutely zero boundaries of how far they can fall.

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TheDTOMDon 13 points ago +15 / -2

Degenerates gonna denigrate.

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80960KA 20 points ago +23 / -3

Yeah they need to get the fuck back in the closet so we can go back to "normal" and "weirdos that do weird sex stuff".

Nevermind they still fornicate after "marriage". STD rates for "married" fags are the same as for all the rest. If one partner isn't fornicating, the other is, and usually both are.

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CanadianIceman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you butthurt because someone packed your fudge too hard?

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TallestSkil 3 points ago +3 / -0

oy vey there are only two options

Queer detected. Communist detected. Argument ignored.

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TallestSkil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pure projection detected.

You mean what you did with the other guy’s post?

Do you get enraged when your cognitive dissonance is pointed out?

Said the guy who tried to use cognitive dissonance to put words in someone else’s mouth.

Take your divide and conquer bullshit somewhere else

The queer cries out in pain as he strikes you.

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80960KA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggots are like 2% of the population, we don't need them. Let the democrats continue to be the party of sodomy and pedophilia.

I want to be on the Normal side, not the pervert side.

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Original_Dankster 1 point ago +3 / -2

you bitch when they marry:

https://patriots.win/p/15IrBV3Svy/house-passes-bill-codifying-same/c/

Not all of us. I personally don't care about gay marriage one way or the other, and if it reduces promiscuity (which I'm not sure if that's the case on the macro level) then I'd support it even just as a means of reducing STD transmission rates.

Regardless, I for one definitely support the issue being taken up by the legislative branch, as it is a decision that belongs to Congress and/or state legislatures.

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plasma 6 points ago +6 / -0

it doesn't reduce promiscuity. They aren't committed like real couples.

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TallestSkil 3 points ago +4 / -1

I personally don’t care

This is why civilization has collapsed. Your communist beliefs are the reason.

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BigPanda71 3 points ago +4 / -1

Like so many other things, it shouldn’t be an issue before Congress. Marriage rules have always been state purview.

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Original_Dankster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough. But the feds could compel states into marriage license reciprocity as is the case with drivers license and as they should do for firearm license.

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Viewer01 15 points ago +16 / -1

bug chasing was to enable them to be more degenerate. A plague that actually physically deforms them will actually cause them to change their habits, because of their extreme vanity. Their entire culture focuses on grooming and peacocking, so anyone turning up with boils or severe scars isn't going to get much action.

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Maga_bigly 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm afraid to ask, but what does that mean?

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DontArkancideMeBro 12 points ago +12 / -0

A Sodomite that actively hunts down another sodomite that has HIV so he can be sodomised and hopefully receive the “gift” of HIV. The one doing the penetrating is called the “gift giver”. Evidentially it is erotic because it is high risk, and once you are HIV positive, you get lots of sympathy from others.

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Original_Dankster 15 points ago +15 / -0

and once you are HIV positive, you get lots of sympathy from others.

Close but not quite. Once one is within the Pos subculture of the gay community, they don't have to worry about catching HIV because they already have it. So it eliminates the need for condoms or restraint. It's all the sex with none of the fear or guilt.

The treatment for HIV, keeping this subculture alive (figuratively and literally) by lowering a specific viral load, is ironically a contributing factor to the current spread of monkeypox because it encourages risky behaviour.

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Maga_bigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Okay, but don't they know AIDS kills you?

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PrezElectHamsandwich 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nowadays, it's pretty well managed with meds, so they can keep being faggots for a long time while cashing those sympathy checks.

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morememesplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I took antiviral meds once due to a needlestick injury at the hospital. It was terrible!! Felt tired all the time and certain foods made me really nauseous. I wonder if the gay community realize that about those meds.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, if they can't even realize that penis in ass isn't God's will for humanity, I don't have much hope for them realizing something like that until it's too late and the ship has sailed.

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TallestSkil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Homosexuality is a mental illness that is, by statistical evidence, most likely caused by a parasite known as Toxoplasma gondii. There’s no known cure for infection yet. T. gondii causes neurological damage in its hosts, specifically to change their sexual orientation. For example, when T. gondii infects rats and mice, it changes their neurochemistry to make them sexually attracted to the smell of cat urine. Why? Because T. gondii wants to infect cats. So the mice actively seek out places where cats exist, because it has been commandeered by the parasite, and then they get eaten, causing the parasite to infect cats.

In humans, T. gondii has the proven effect of altering behavior. Toxoplasmosis increases the concentration of dopamine in the brain of infected humans. This causes a person to become more likely to do risky, thrill-seeking behavior. Toxoplasma transfers from pregnant woman to their baby, and increases the likelihood of male children.

In response to homosexuality, homosexual disgust (a.k.a. “homophobia,” also known as “common sense,” “healthy behavior,” and “self-preservation”) has evolved as a means to avoid toxoplasma infection. The purpose of disgust is disease avoidance. You are disgusted at the sight of feces because feces play host to millions of bacteria. You didn’t need to learn to avoid feces; it’s just genetic. Similarly, homophobia is genetic. This means that homophobia evolved because it increases your fitness by helping you avoid toxoplasma and the psychiatric problems it causes.

The point: Faggots don’t care about getting disease. Their brains have been hijacked completely by the parasite which made them into faggots. The parasite wants to reproduce. Any behavior which increases the chance of this reproduction is good, and any which does not is bad. That’s why faggots chase bugs. Because it’s not them doing the thinking anymore.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that's why they fear the horse paste.

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

So not their fault?

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TallestSkil -2 points ago +1 / -3

Their choice.

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Droford 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something Something Charles Darwin

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plasma 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahah same here, i thought it was about putting bugs in their butts

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FeddieVanHalen 5 points ago +6 / -1

supply daisy chain of faggots

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

BUTT TRAIN USA

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HotPropGun 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Why you just standing around Trevor? This fudge isn't gonna pack itself"

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pokeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤮

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IncredibleMrE1 75 points ago +78 / -3

"BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED TO HAVE UNPROTECTED BUTTSEX WITH HORDES OF STRANGERS AND LET THEM ALL JIZZ IN ME WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HOMOPHOBIC"

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MeinDonald 27 points ago +29 / -2

"THIS IS MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT, YOU BIGOT!"

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BlackPillBot 25 points ago +27 / -2

SODOMITES!!! Please start referring to them as such.

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BillionsAndBillions 9 points ago +15 / -6

According to some on this site, they are the future of the Republican party and this country. We must embrace sodomy, transgenderism, pedophilia, and must crush dogmatic Christians who would dare oppose any of it. Only a tolerant centrism and rejection of Christ can save America, according to some here.

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DonuteaterReturns 12 points ago +13 / -1

You need to be a big tent with no actual values to win voters. Let's just become exactly like the left, then we can get all their votes and enact leftist policies, that sounds like a great future for our conservative party.

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ItsOkayToBeWight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately, that's exactly what happens. Most voters agree on most issues, but radical elements are more polarizing and those fringe groups tend to be less split, even if they don't represent the majority. Once the parties are established, voting for a third party seems futile and those parties rarely gain momentum.

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RandallSavage 2 points ago +2 / -0

With all of our based trannies!

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes sir, and it’s fucking disgusting.

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

6 sodomites and pedophiles downvoted me.

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MawaDeBlanco1 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's one of the things wrong with this site, all the fag worship..

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Goldsteinbergsky 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lol Looks like you triggered one of them.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Three now lmao

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Cyansis 54 points ago +56 / -2

Revelation 16:1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven angels, "Go, pour out the seven bowls of God's wrath on the earth." 2 The FIRST angel went and poured out his bowl on the land, and ugly and painful sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and worshiped his image.

Bible verse probably unrelated to post 🤷‍♂️

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 13 points ago +14 / -1

Sadly we’re not just quite there yet. But soon my brother. Soon.

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. It's a lot closer than most would like to believe.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big if true. Only vaxxed sexual deviants get the pox?

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South_Florida_Guy 43 points ago +45 / -2

Two weeks to STRAIGHTEN the curve.

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spelunking_librator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Two weeks to flatten the bulge.

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bahhumbugger 41 points ago +44 / -3

Not even! They just need to refrain from changing partners. Incredible

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NateBedfordForrest 9 points ago +10 / -1

Oh! So we are narrowing it down to a perversion. A sickness.

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DixMcCoy 7 points ago +8 / -1

They've obviously misinterpreted Musicial Chairs.

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Xanisor 5 points ago +6 / -1

You are infringin on their human rights! Shut down churches instead!

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AtlasHug 27 points ago +29 / -2

Just two weeks to slow the spread guys!

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La-a 6 points ago +7 / -1

Faster you spread the cheeks, the faster you fags reach herd immunity. Put this shit behind youse!

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DeploraBen 2 points ago +2 / -0

There might not be any room behind them.

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realgovnewsom40 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll voluntary my cheeks

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JustHereForTheSalmon 24 points ago +27 / -3

Now travel down memory lane to AIDS.

The link between GRIDs and gay activity was pretty easy to figure out. Health officials ordered gay bathhouses and adult theaters to close, but locals in San Francisco (of all places) refused, claiming homophobia and defied the orders.

A few desperate ladies later and AIDS is now a planetary scourge.

But, hey, at least they got to blame Reagan for it and obtain a solid D voting block for 40 years.

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voiceofsanity 15 points ago +18 / -3

don't forget about the shared needles

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GoldwaterVoter 19 points ago +21 / -2

Isaac Asimov had written only 500 books when he died from AIDS. If he had not gotten a polluted blood transfusion during surgery, he could have written another 500. As a huge Asimov fan since junior high in the 50's, fuk all the selfish spreaders.

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Asimov was amazing.

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOVE your username!!

I read The Demolished Man when I was in junior high in 50's!!!!

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NateBedfordForrest -6 points ago +3 / -9

Reagan did have call boys in his white house. These are just facts that actually made headlines.

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Hanging_Chad 22 points ago +25 / -3

If gays refrained from buttsex for 2 weeks, they could save at least 1 life

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DixMcCoy 22 points ago +24 / -2

Why won't they mask their genitals? Do they want to kill grandma??????////

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NateBedfordForrest 6 points ago +8 / -2

So what if we did our part and just started permanently removing the gays? Speeds up the process..

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +4 / -2

It would be an endless process. Some people are just too lazy to court/woo women

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NateBedfordForrest 4 points ago +6 / -2

Fags tend to vote left. Lefties tend to vaccinate. Maybe this fixes itself.

Joking. I know better. They never let a crisis go to waste. Their subjugate/officious deaths will only be used to take more of our rights away.

Wait for it. I've seent this one before.

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TallestSkil 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a parasitic infection, though.

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +3 / -2

Twine is still cheap.

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MAGA_Toaster 7 points ago +10 / -3

This is the way.

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Valiazaner 5 points ago +10 / -5

It's doing gods work. Aids was a disappointment.

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DebunkTheLeft 5 points ago +7 / -2

Trump should release a statement: No gay sex for 2 weeks to slow the spread. And of course they'll do the opposite. Stable Genius!

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La-a 1 point ago +3 / -2

Get to work and they could reach herd immunity in two weeks

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roflcopt0rz_returns 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s not even that. If gays only fucked their partners then it would remain within infected couples and not spread to other gay couples. If 2 gay guys were both infected and they just fucked each other in the butt, they wouldn’t spread it to other gays.

It’s when they literally fuck around does it spread.

Very similar to why normal STDs typically affect more women than men, because women are much more unfaithful and promiscuous than men (in straight couples anyway).

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Not_The_CIA 9 points ago +13 / -4

cant they use a Condom?

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DontArkancideMeBro 27 points ago +29 / -2

But then how do you feel the shit against your dick?

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Trumpsta4 4 points ago +6 / -2

Oh gosh haha you guys are funny

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Trumpsta4 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s fucking hilarious some faggot is triggered downvoting everyone!! Seethe more fag!

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DoozerChuck 10 points ago +12 / -2

It doesn't smell the same, so I've heard 👨‍🦱🤢

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +3 / -2

Do you want to kill grandma? Mask up!

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +3 / -2

It's more difficult than getting a valid id card for voting purposes.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

40 years of AIDS has proven...nope, they sure can't.

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Edial 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lmao I can just imagine the npc getting mad meme when reading this.

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blitzkrieg1 7 points ago +9 / -2

If gays just jumped off a bridge we could core faggot disease too.

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Viewer01 3 points ago +4 / -1

trust me brother the young women today are so vapid and alien you would think you're on a date with a child.

If you can't discuss the latest marvel movie or Disney theme, then you're not going to have a ton of common ground with them.

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CoryInTheHouse1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

How young are you dating where the conversation of Disney themes come up bruh?

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Mitschu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uh, I know "women" in their late thirties who still argue and fight over which Disney princess each of them are. Vociferously. To the extent of dyeing their hair to "prove it."

Don't worry, when the wall inevitably hits them they drop the motif (I suspect because they aren't that interesting in finding out which Disney hag or crone they are), but yeah, that shit lasts a long fucking time.

If you want to find out for yourself how deep the brainwashing is, ask any random female you know which Disney princess they identify with / as, then count the milliseconds before they reflexively respond. If you're feeling extra brave, try disagreeing and see how angry they get.

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Uzkekistani 0 points ago +3 / -3

I asked my wife what princess she is and she immediately said "Jasmine, so I could make my tiger attack people"

Obviously anyone in their 30s who dyes their hair out of an argument about a cartoon character is crazy, but that's definitely not typical behavior. Females identifying with it isn't "brainwashed" though. I have only met one crazy Disney girl, do you actually have interactions with multiple in real life?

Before Disney started going super woke, a lot of their princesses would be the first Strong Female Protagonist a whole generation saw in media, unless they saw Xena as a kid. Cartoons sell toys, girl toys suck, the only really memorable female cartoon characters are the Disney girls. It's entirely natural to have a fondness for something you enjoyed as a kid. You're telling me that if you were at the bars with the guys, and someone asked which superhero, power ranger, ninja turtle you were, you wouldn't have an answer? Pokemon?

How many fathers do you know who call their daughter a princess, and get them princess and fairy toys? What's the most popular Western media with princesses? There's just not a lot of good representation of female heroes in western media for little girls to look up to. There are SOME for sure but Disney is the most iconic.

And yeah, they usually get saved by a man at the end of the movie, based Walt pushing chivalry and all that

I feel like you need to get out and meet more adult women, though lol

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80960KA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're telling me that if you were at the bars with the guys, and someone asked which superhero, power ranger, ninja turtle you were, you wouldn't have an answer? Pokemon?

I've literally never had this happen despite spending my 20s and 30s hanging out in bars with computer nerds. Sure everyone has a favorite turtle to play in "Turtles in Time" that may be fondness for the character or the moveset or both (I mained Donatello), but like "what turtle you wanted to be" just never came up past maybe age 8 because...you're not going to be a ninja, let alone a ninja that is a turtle. As far as what Pokemon you want to be...nigga you a furry.

Princess fantasy is a lot easier to keep going into adulthood because all it requires of you is to be desirable.

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO - "nigga you a furry"

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Uzkekistani 0 points ago +3 / -3

Imagine being so butthurt about not being able to have fun that you downvote a comment on PDW lmao

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80960KA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Simp

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Viewer01 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. I’m not joking.
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DontArkancideMeBro 3 points ago +6 / -3

You wish you had a depraved mind to lust after multiple people and destroy their sphincters?

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Uzkekistani 7 points ago +8 / -1

Or just exercise and eat a steak instead of giving AMAZON $200 for some SNAKE OIL

Bet you like your soy milk too

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definitelynotaglowee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bet you like to suck a dick

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Uzkekistani -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm not the one who deleted my comment out of embarrassment lol

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definitelynotaglowee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, still there

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Uzkekistani -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm talking about the one shilling Amazon...looks like a mod agreed and deleted it HAHAHA

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definitelynotaglowee 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hey cocksucker, I don't support Amazon just convenient to link to that guy that said he is getting old and has low T problem. Those supplements work. You're a fucking idiot who has no education or basis to second guess so how about you go eat a bullet.

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HotPropGun 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can tell by the splurge of down votes, someone is butt hurt (from anal).

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bubadmt 4 points ago +6 / -2

15 days to clench the spread

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +4 / -2

Sounds like it ought to be a cinch...

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elmerecido 3 points ago +5 / -2

Flatten the pervs

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Oscifer111 3 points ago +5 / -2

Most gay men are sluts and are incapable of self control. They're litterally petrie dishes for every new exotic disease that appears.

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Yeeessss 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the very least the non-essential buttfuckers could shelter in place.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having sex? thats not sex. thats sodomy. My theory is that Fags get the virus from biting pillows... pillows contain feathers, birds have feathers, and birds are eaten by monkeys. monkeys fuck each other up the ass, just like fags do. Full circle.

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catch-a-penny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sex is a reproductive act. Fornication is not.

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MR_ROBOT1776 2 points ago +4 / -2

It's amazing, gays and lefties are all going to decrease their populations while conservatives keep having families.

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not while idiots are still sending their kids to public schools

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We_Like_The_Stock 2 points ago +4 / -2

Nobody:

Gays: GOTTA PACK THAT POOP IN THE HOLE

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Jammyjams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fag Sex or normal person sex?

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realgovnewsom40 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer "gay" over "fag". But yes, I'll take anyone's cock.

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Mitschu 2 points ago +2 / -0

15 Days to Flatten the Pervs?

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-t-h-e-t-r-u-t-h- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, good luck with that. Aids was literally killing them off and that didn't stop them.

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H_Guderian 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 weeks to stop buttcheek spread

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MythArcana 2 points ago +5 / -3

Hopefully, there won't be any more in two more weeks if this keeps up, then we won't have to worry about it.

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Skywise 2 points ago +2 / -0

We CaNt ViOlAtE ThE GaYz RiGhTs JuSt To EnSuRe PuBlIc SaFeTy! It WoUlD StIgMaTiZe ThEm! - Herr Fauci.

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Guruchild 2 points ago +5 / -3

The only refrain faggots are capable of is the 15 minutes in between spraying their degenerate man goo into another man’s asshole before they’re capable of it again.

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Anders 2 points ago +3 / -1

If wishes were horses, we'd all be speaking German.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +4 / -2

People with low morals don't just suddenly develop them overnight.

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RandallSavage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Asking a lot from a disgusting demographic that has some members within it that actively seek out getting AIDS.

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Crownius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Somebody reads 4 chan. Saw this there earlier

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Yeeessss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ironically they’re gonna have to stop the spreading to stop the spread!

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pokeman 1 point ago +3 / -2

Thank god I’m not gay

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DickTick 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they might as well just kill themselves? because that's what you're doing to them, that's basically murder........

Butt secs is life.

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datagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe AOC's Juicy Booty can turn them straight

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +3 / -2

Fix your title OP. IF SODOMITES……..

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just two weeks to remove their cases of shit dick.

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1Monkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like they say in Pennsyl-tucky… “If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t whomp his ass every time he jumps.”

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revolution76 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't want to obliterate monkeypox.

They want more of it.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They aren't gay, they're homosexuals.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Monkey Sex

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two weeks to flatten the curve!

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ThomasJackson 1 point ago +1 / -0

So monkey pox is here to stay forever

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asiatrails 1 point ago +1 / -0

But, but, but would that be a chimp out butt out

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CmonPeopleGetReal 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can though because most of them are faggits