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PaigeAshley 166 points ago +166 / -0

I absolutely despise that guy.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 107 points ago +107 / -0

What guy? I see no balls, no brain, and no spine, so I don't see how you can classify that as a human let alone a man

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Bigsweaties 71 points ago +72 / -1

What are you? Some kind of biologist?

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jpower 37 points ago +38 / -1

Ballologist

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Parhelion12 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds kinda gay TBH.

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Relictus_Patriae 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is only gay if you don't wear socks

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OH_Mike_Oxbig 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shouldn't he be in summer school?

And yes it is HUGE.

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Dman82 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ball glazer

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PaigeAshley 12 points ago +12 / -0

True, true...

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ColbyP 1 point ago +1 / -0

He lacks the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to even be considered a man.

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Rebellion32 23 points ago +23 / -0

Old noodle arms himself

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +14 / -1

Have you seen Yuval Noah Harari? Dude couldn't bench press a laptop.

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Badfinz_FL 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hear his cousin just got smoked in Indiana

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Ramona_flowers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't pick up a feather with those noodle arms

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Magabirdlady2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same. He is a classic little whiny libstart...

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kavanaughs_beer 9 points ago +9 / -0

*libshart

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STONKATRUCK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe the gun violence would stop when his dad moms stop grooming mentally ill people.

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Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 119 points ago +120 / -1

Someone is very carefully crafting this youths political future... and they're being surgical about it.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 75 points ago +77 / -2

His father is FBI and his mother works for CNN. He also graduated from a California high school the year before MSD shooting.

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Ocineaa 8 points ago +9 / -1

Sauce? I remember pol found a yearbook with him in it but I haven't been able to find it again for like a year

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gunteh 5 points ago +5 / -0

That tweet is proving the opposite of the claim?

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Here4thememology 1 point ago +2 / -1

makes sense

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Fidget 16 points ago +17 / -1

Roseanne was right.

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TophunkUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought she was a burn victim at first.

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Desperado 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cannot unsee!

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Charleton Heston pounding sand on the beach intensifies

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ppalgansaek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that a picture of a young Gavin Newsom?

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logan34 19 points ago +19 / -0

1000% he's got the WEF young political vibe down to tee. They're pushing this little gremlin onto the public stage wether you want it or not. Disgusting.

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projectfreedom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Davíd Hogg gets him minority status.

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projectfreedom 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hoggowitz?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democrats stole everything possible to steal during elections, but they still need to keep up appearances that they are being oppressed.

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projectfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another day fighting the Man. #justice #icandothisallday

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phibetared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our tax dollars are also paying for Biden's mansions, Al Gore's mansions and airplanes, and Hunter's hookers and crack. I think Natalie and her friends hang around for free, but I suspect their allowance is pretty large.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Natalie and the others need to get on pdw, 4chan, et al... burn those fuckers down

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their online activity is probably monitored 24/7 in real time. Don’t think those sick fucks wouldn’t off her if she started acting like Kellyanne Conway and her acute TDS suffering husband’s daughter was acting.

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jlynbk 33 points ago +34 / -1

Does Monkeypox transmit via woodchipper?

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projectfreedom 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes, avoid sexual relations with your woodchipper.

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Goldsteinbergsky 7 points ago +7 / -0

What if you identify as mechanosexual though?

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jlynbk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then you are taking quite the risk. But at least you were never accused of being a mechanophobe.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

You'll still be accused by the lawnmowers.

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HeroCatMarkPurrman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This thread needs this.

https://youtu.be/06BFsQ_28Co

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think any thread needs that, but then again, my SUV is possessed so I don't have similar affections towards it.

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projectfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then California allows you to have sex with the woodchipper before paying for it.

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TrumpoWon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao

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Rock 4 points ago +5 / -1

I read this in a pharma commercial voice over tone. Had an imagine of a multicultural family running around a wood chipper in a wealthy suburban back yard.

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ManOnTheEdge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please let your doctor know if you are or may become chipped in a woodchipper.

If your chipping persists for more than 4 hours, please contact a physician.

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Rock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do not use if you are allergic to woodchipper. If you need help paying for woodchipper contact patriot products to see your options.

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TheSphinxIsAFag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, but the pedo will be dead soon anyway. No need to worry.

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NSFW_PORN_ONLY 28 points ago +29 / -1

Nudelarm Hoog going viral the way AOC did.

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ProphetOfKek 25 points ago +25 / -0

AIDS Malcolm in the Middle

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Pissed_American 10 points ago +10 / -0

Malcom in the Diddle

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TheLeftIsAntiRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Malcolm on the Bottom

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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RobinNet 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hey- it's the 35 year old soy boy who was in high school 8 years ago.

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DontArkancideMeBro 10 points ago +10 / -0

David Hogg has no pubes.

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Badfinz_FL 15 points ago +15 / -0

someone needs to throw that little fag for a beating

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DonLemonParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

More than one beating.

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

would have been perfect for one of my favorite reddit subs -- /punchablefaces.

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MythArcana 14 points ago +14 / -0

So, no summer classes for the Harvard student this year? I mean, with a GPA of 1.2 shouldn't he be concerned about being so stupid at an Ivy League university?

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does he really have a 1.2 gpa? I remember reading at one time avg Harvard gpa was 3.5.

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sgt_richard 19 points ago +19 / -0

Spoiler alert, he didn't get in harvard because his academic prowess.

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behemoth887 8 points ago +8 / -0

heard he's major in fellatio and the 1.2 refers to kilometers of cock that has been in his mouth

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DixMcCoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

General Penis Average

Checks out.

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Moonlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

When elite women have more reign, I can see this being the true purpose of GPA.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 12 points ago +12 / -0

His GPA is an amazing 7.9. No, you can't see it, his college record is sealed just like 0bama's glorious record. You just gotta believe the reporters that did get to see it.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just did a little research, it wasn't his GPA that was in question, it was his SAT score that made the news.

He got a 1270 out of 1600 on the SAT, but Harvard states they estimate some students could be accepted with SAT's as low as 1400. He didn't come close to their minimum score.

https://www.collegesimply.com/colleges/massachusetts/harvard-university/admission/

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TruthyBrat 7 points ago +7 / -0

And let's be honest, that minimum score is for black athletes, not soy boi white males. Even at Harvard, absent political considerations.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm just throwing that number out there judging by his complete lack of intelligence, but it definitely wasn't at 3.5 if I recall. He peddled his application to dozens of schools, nobody wanted him until libtards made a fuss about it, then Harvard came in for the epic fail to scoop him up for ESG points.

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one_cool 14 points ago +14 / -0

lol the level of narcissism is insane with leftists.

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ImpregnatingYourDad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Harvard student David Hogg...

I remember being a kid and thinking it was next to impossible to get into Harvard, that you had to not only be incredibly smart, but had to have an insane work ethic...now they will just let anybody in as long as they check enough boxes.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 13 points ago +14 / -1

And everyone in the room was in on it.

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Saltyminer11 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trying to stay relevant. It's all staged.

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trueluk 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a relatively simple process for removing that audio from audio track of the video and just keeping the speaking portion. It's not something they can do easily while live streaming, but if they're recording video and then posting it, then could certainly run it through a process to filter out all of the audio that isn't speaking.

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pitch and speed alterations also work if you’re in a hurry

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Flightgirl1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rather clever of them.

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telan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't be nice enough to call it clever. It's a scumbag-ass move that they know works.

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Flightgirl1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, a better word is sneaky, underhanded or scumbag-ass!

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rcstl 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shall we return the favor? We have music, too!

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telan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only problem is I don't think Tyson James or Bryson Gray would mind their music played publicly.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's the talking point to shut down US gun manufacturers.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can download and 3d print a plastic gun that fires live rounds.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been made aware of this here and in other places.

Will they ban 3D printers next?

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Jecovidwitness 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a fucking dork.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha. Only using one pad on legend of maxx? Casual!

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg he is such a fucking loser.

Someone is gonna fucking hurt this kid... if he keeps acting like this.. I would expect people will fucking hurt this kid.

I feel bad... mental illness is so sad....

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youknowthething76 6 points ago +7 / -1

Literally shaking

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PlatinumFMorgan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was he charged with TREASPASSING ?

Or is it Schrödinger's public building ?

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therealRonDrumpf 5 points ago +5 / -0

A literal ultra-holocaust right here in America. Let's one-up the Democrat's and get to the trial quickly!

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randomusename 5 points ago +5 / -0

Charge him now with felony obstructing an hearing like everyone from J6!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obstructing_an_official_proceeding#Enactment

The crime is codified as 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(2). The relevant subsection reads:

(c) Whoever corruptly—

(1) alters, destroys, mutilates, or conceals a record, document, or other object, or attempts to do so, with the intent to impair the object’s integrity or availability for use in an official proceeding; or (2) otherwise obstructs, influences, or impedes any official proceeding, or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

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victory2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't this "obstructing an official proceeding"? Something many Jan 6th defendants have been prosecuted for?

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doodaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

didn't we already know this fag is the son of an FBI employee? I guess they are getting that bold or that desperate.

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ChickenInspector 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember that David Hogg is the son of an FBI agent. The problem is entire bloodlines.

Every FBI agent has a guilty bloodline.

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JayshawnVoorhees 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who is paying this soywaif anyway?

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

How's his pillow company doing, lol?

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Farqquard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Montgomery Burns fists.

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mikethemarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hogg is the son of an FBI father and a CNN mother and has been groomed to do what he is doing sense birth, change my mind

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General_Specific 3 points ago +4 / -1

THESE GUNS ARE NOT UNDOCUMENTED.. blablabla

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eric Holder knows a lot about that... you know, the war criminal?

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

If David Hogg and Greta Thurnberg had a baby....

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FightTheSWAMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should be thrown in the DC gulag, solitary confinement with no access to his attorney for disrupting Congress.

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jctbg20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope his FBI father is proud

Groomed his son to become a pawn for a creepy political agenda. Knowing it's evil

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CMDRConanAAnderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Abilio 2.0 over here

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grandfather_nurgle 3 points ago +3 / -0

We shouldn't be giving this chick any more publicity.

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TheSphinxIsAFag 3 points ago +3 / -0

This kid is so desperate for attention and we just hand it to him. His name should have been forgotten years ago.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

he's an adult and frankly, it doesn't matter. If you're a young kid, and you're out in the public eye talking about shit like this, you SHOULD be subject to scrutiny, criticism and people clapping back. Your age is not a shield from those things.

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BurgerChef90 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's rich coming from the same people who called for the deaths of Nick Sandmann and Kyle Rittenhouse, who were technically children when their incidents happened.

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BobSux 3 points ago +3 / -0

That faggot's balls still haven't dropped? Or does he just subsist on soy?

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's some sterilized rapebaby of an FBI agent with fake facial hair implants.

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Wrez77 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wrist is thicker than that dude's thigh

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Jimmyjetfuel 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's just trying to stay relevant, if he ever was.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a grandstanding faggot just like Robert Francis O’Rourke.

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh failed pillow guy. Should be tried and convicted.

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Americafuqyeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

No jaw bone havin punchable face

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mountaininfidel20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha,Noodle arms as Salty would say.

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Midgeba 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddamn, I wish someone would take care of that noodle-armed faggot.

We've had enough of you, you fucking douche.

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Freyjaschild 2 points ago +2 / -0

He got paid for it

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IronCladChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fed posting irl

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude is SO desperate to extend his 15 minutes of fame.

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MajorClark 2 points ago +2 / -0

David Hogg is a fag