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Malice [S] 174 points ago +174 / -0

White House running cover once again.

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rasulatab 155 points ago +155 / -0

I think he meant that he IS cancer? Not sure tho

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Malice [S] 30 points ago +31 / -1

Kek

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jpower 9 points ago +10 / -1

His sniffing causes cancer

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LetterKennyParkBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's been sniffing kids, I mean gas all his upbringing...

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nozonozo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well he can't have brain cancer because he has no brain.

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Dontstopbelieving 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yes. I respect him for being honest and admitting he is cancer to the oil industry and America and the world

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NaggerPlease 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the universe

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MajorClark 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a toxic cancer

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e_pluribus_unum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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4DHopscotch 62 points ago +64 / -2

Did he bring up Beau again too? For double sympathy points.

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davidmode 62 points ago +62 / -0

"i know what its like to lose a child to climate change."

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RandallSavage 39 points ago +39 / -0

“And have my other son have sex with my deceased son’s wife.”

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lixa 29 points ago +29 / -0

And my granddaughter. And to kiss my granddaughter. And shower with my daughter. We're a close family.

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Dontstopbelieving 18 points ago +18 / -0

And don’t forget Doctor Babysitter

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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PantsJihad 21 points ago +21 / -0

At this point I have concerns about any pets the family had.

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Dr_Fister 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a photo of hunter as a kid with a 1000 yard stare, probably taken the day after the first of many buggerins

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NaggerPlease 9 points ago +9 / -0

My son Hunter smokes crack thanks to the gun manufacturers

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

My first wife was killed by a drunken truck driver because of Roe v Wade

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Good_Behavior_Day 3 points ago +3 / -0

The truck driver wasn't drunk, Mrs Joe Biden the first blew a stop sign in front of him. Joe even waited until the truck driver died years later before he concocted that story.

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Bastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

… and cancer. But mostly climate change.

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Dr_Fister 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK!!!

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yarg 8 points ago +9 / -1

Ctrl-F Beau

Beat me to it. 😆

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Buck_Fiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the Amtrak story again for the encore.

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Bastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the guy that “drank his lunch” and killed wife #1. (The guy was sober.)

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MajorClark 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's playing his "Feel Sorry For Me" card since the other's are no longer effective.

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey-Beau was a Veteran!

Sniff...before...he...died! /sniff

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YESCANADIAN 19 points ago +20 / -1

WH physician in his statement claims Biden is 78, when in reality he’s 79. https://twitter.com/philipwegmann/status/1549832919056883714

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Hanging_Chad 8 points ago +8 / -0

plus gestation period

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lixa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not a baby REEEEEE!!

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Filthy_MALE 17 points ago +17 / -0

“Just to clarify, no the president is not dying”

This is chaos

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fact check false?? Aren’t we all dying?

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SouthernParadise 6 points ago +6 / -0

From the moment of birth. Facts.

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laredditarmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

from covid?

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forth2win 3 points ago +3 / -0

In other words.....Biden still has cancer

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basedboston 1 point ago +1 / -0

Colo-Rectal Cancer

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MythArcana 86 points ago +87 / -1

Trust me, we aren't this lucky, folks. I'm sure he's lying about this to get sympathy support or something. Not one word of truth has ever flown out of this pedophile's mouth in his life other than he admitted he cheated the election.

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CommieCucker 31 points ago +35 / -4

This is the first step on the path to him "graciously stepping down" for Cum in her Hair Ess.

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Hangemh1gh 11 points ago +11 / -0

And dollars to donuts she'll pick Governor Hairdo as VP.

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LadyOfLorien 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh please. Lying implies that he's mentally competent enough to tell fantasy from reality.

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MythArcana 10 points ago +10 / -0

According to this statement from the White House doctor, Biden is 'healthy and vigorous' who is fit to execute his duties.

https://patriots.win/p/15IrBYTCGF/lol-wtf-white-house-physician-sa/c/

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bangbus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m old enough to remember when the media didn’t trust the President’s physician.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

They made poor Trump go through all the tests that Biden should have endured long ago, and even the the media scoffed at the results. You can't win with libtards, hopefully Trump learned this fact from his term.

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Bandhandshakevet 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have no idea how lucky we are this old fart hasn't died and left the real evil cunt take over for him. You'll see National Guard in American neighborhoods arrests of white people evil likes you've never seen or imagined could happen in this country if she's president. As bad as it is now it would be infinitely worse. Those of us in the gun rights movement have known about her for a long time her record as attorney general in California is horrifyingly scary. Someone like her who hates and despises white people and is authoritarian will destroy us all. Part of me hopes it happens so that it actually wakes up the white rubes out there who haven't seen what's going on yet.

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horsefacestorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

You forget him proudly proclaiming that his butt was wiped. Or was that a lie too? Hmm...

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MyDadLikedBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he meow for help wiping?

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

An angry meow.

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454evr 59 points ago +63 / -4

If the elites gave a shit about cancer and public health, they would give gyms tax-breaks, restructure the FDA, severely regulate microplastics, and tell the soy farmers to fuck themselves.

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SaddleTramp 6 points ago +7 / -1

severely regulate microplastics

How do you propose they'd do that?

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bubadmt 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ban masks.

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SirSeizureSalad 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm no plastics expert, but I am sure some are worse for you than others.

So, ban the worse ones to begin with.

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lash 9 points ago +12 / -3

Cultivate hemp for plastic, biofuel, straws, cups, cutlery and housing insulation.

This is what humanity got robbed out of since cannabis prohibition started.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 17 points ago +23 / -6

Banning cannabis is one of the GOPs biggest hypocritical moves

COMPLETLEY undermines states rights by voting to keep it federally illegal, infringes on our second amendment by not allowing users to own a firearm (even in a legal state or used medically) and completley infringes on our personal freedoms

And still some faggots on here support the ban

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potheads are lazy

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but t also helps with cancer.

Wait

We come Full circle in this. Biden will legalize cancer by accident!

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NZbacon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hemp sucks for all that stuff.

It absorbs moisture.

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lash 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bullshit. Hempcrete etc does no such thing. You have no glue.

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1776forever1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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2scoops2peachmints 2 points ago +2 / -0

So now we want the gov to regulate things? How about they just go the fuck away and let us decide things for our selves.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 -1 points ago +3 / -4

Why would they tell the soy farmers to fuck off? Don’t be stupid

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I grow soy. It feeds lots of animals.

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almond_activator 1 point ago +3 / -2

I have concerns about the effects of eating those animals.

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DrJosephWarren 37 points ago +37 / -0

TIL Oil companies own the sun.

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Handshake2 18 points ago +18 / -0

No shit, how the fuck does skin cancer come from oil?

Jesus Christ this brain dead meat puppet is an absolute national embarrassment.

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horsefacestorm 6 points ago +6 / -0

When Biden was a trucker, he had to change his own oil and would spill it all over himself like an asshole. Used engine oil has carcinogens.

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Handshake2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Been basically rolling in used oil for four decades or more. I'm fine.

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violence 5 points ago +5 / -0

That explains why the solar panels aren't very good with the solar. The oil companies sabotaged sunlight itself.

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IllKissYourBoobies 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know they'd do it of they could.

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Megascandal 15 points ago +15 / -0

An easy to control puppet with no mainstream journalist willing to give him the faintest bit of difficulty.

Reading stuff like "end of line" "Repeat phrase" or whatever would be career ending for any politician if there was a decent honest media willing to hold them to account. He'd have been 25th'd in his first week of office for dementia if the media started being honest on his first day. Of course if the media was honest in november he'd have been charged with treason and would never have sat in the oval office as "commander and chief"

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macrolinx 8 points ago +8 / -0

ahhhh.... THAT'S where "repeat phrase" came from. I just started seeing it all over the place and didn't get the reference.

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ChelseaHubbell 17 points ago +17 / -0

lying sack of shit

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bangbus 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, he’s totally honest. He lived near oil refineries. We need to ban refineries because everyone would be way better off living next to battery factories. Green energy is clean energy!

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Lord_Moo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did you know that Joe Biden has had not one, but two brain aneurisms? Many years ago too, that's when his speech got fucked up. Just learned that today.

I wasn't looking for it, but I was reading all sorts of stuff about his first presidency run in 1988. I also looked into a few of his speeches about Ukraine and how much of a fuck he is to be telling us about Ukraine and the current state of things. Ukraine is a mess, and the only thing the US did was try and help, surprise Biden was a part of it, now it's war.

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Malmortus 15 points ago +16 / -1

51 former intelligence officials anonymously told me that Biden is a kid fucker.

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bubadmt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Putin gave him cancer.

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jctbg20 12 points ago +13 / -1

Basal-cell carcinoma is inaccurately called cancer, and should more appropriately be called Trichoblastic carcinoma or Trichoblastoma

Blaming anything for the cause of it is ridiculous, as nobody knows. But the tumors/moles start in hair follicle, not Sebaceous gland.

What we do know is Trichoblasts start the process, not DNA damage from overexposed skin

A possible cause could be from the link between androgen hormones and hair. There's no solid evidence at the moment, but look to Finasteride or whatever he's used to keep that last bit of hair he's somehow kept the last 30 years.. Amphetamine's interaction with TAAR1 could also play a role

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Sparks1017 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does seem like his hair plugs have failed

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Mangomangomango89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Carcinoma is a type of cancer.

The association between BCC and sun exposure seems pretty strong. People with BCCs often have other skin lesions related to sun exposure.

No reason why trichoblasts couldn't experience DNA damage from UV the same way squamous cells do.

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Malice [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

White House spokesman Andrew Bates referred The Post to a tweet from Washington Post columnist Glenn Kessler, who noted that Biden had “non-melanoma skin cancers” removed before he took office.

It’s unclear why Biden chose to use the present verb tense to describe his experience with cancer.

“He said ‘I have cancer’ in the present tense you absolute dips–t,” Greg Price of XStrategies LLC tweeted in response to Kessler.

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DinosaurAlert 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN: "Are your ears secretly alt-right? Experts say yes."

Wash Post: "Americans worried about growing extremist hearing."

MSNBC: "Can Russia hack your hearing? 6 ways your ears lie to you."

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hillaryforprison 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean Trump or Russia didn't cause it? That would be a first. I think they made him fall on his bike too.

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Pdjco658 6 points ago +6 / -0

the fact that he doesn't even know what he's saying is disturbing.

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Hardworkingdude 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why do people act like one person is making all these detrimental to the United States decisions? It’s all them creeps, all of them. People better start thinking about freedom or death. That’s where this shits headed.

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trannyqueef 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone who lost my own father to cancer, I wish I was a good enough person to say I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

But it isn't true.

I wish that and so much worse on my worst enemies.

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mega-maga 4 points ago +5 / -1

and meanwhile the elected president was attending his ex wife's funeral with his family showing grace and dignity.......such a contrast

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Stonesolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

He said he was going to cure cancer.

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mega-maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

looking for the sympathy or setting up for an early exit

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Yeti2 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's the cancer

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Skippious 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old man yells at sky!

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Translation: He went in for a mole and it turned out to be nothing (but it might turn into something years down the road, right?), but it's a convenient scapegoat for their current political agenda.

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GlobalismIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

You also have food on the shelves because of the oil industry but that seems totally lost on liberals

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Handshake2 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is it? Less than 1% or something is actually used for fuels. The rest is used for other products.

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nomoreprinkles 3 points ago +4 / -1

Based oil industry attacking demons

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murphda 3 points ago +3 / -0

An excuse to bow out, fucking loser.

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deletedandreacted 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were literally 10’s of people at the press conference.

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IllKissYourBoobies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two of them being John Kerry and his head.

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its all that swimming nekkid in the pool...with no sunscreen...

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SCUFFED_MIKE_LINDELL 3 points ago +4 / -1

THEN DIE ALREADY FAGGOT

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vongregormench 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s so far gone he doesn’t even know how to make up lies anymore. He’s just used to doing it.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he should prove it by dropping dead.

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Petes_Agate_Israel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on cancer.

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FLLovesTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is an idiot.

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Lord_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he being forced out for lack of any verifiable cognition?

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BelfordBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a cancer to the US.. period.

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daveyistheman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Biden said he was going to cure cancer as president. Still waiting on that one....

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only way this is remotely true is if their car had a horrible oil leak. Maybe they left the oil cap off and had extensive blow by. He’s just making shit up.

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Tycobbsalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm...

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today I learned the oil industry invented the sun.

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is the cancer. 🤣

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Jacurutu99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet another "let me be clear" moment from every single speaking engagement of the last 2-3 years being completely unclear.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO YOUR JOB, CANCER!

Although, that would make Kamala President!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously we haven't installed enough Chynah solar panels, cuz some sunlight is getting away and causing skin cancer.

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sweeswee14 2 points ago +2 / -0

c'mon man.

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TexasBrowncoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Cancer wants to date me..."

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden's mouth is a limitless wind farm.