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MarcusAurelius 623 points ago +626 / -3

Sucks to come down with both cancer and COVID on the same day.

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TuringComplete 262 points ago +262 / -0

With asthma on top of that.

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ObongoForPrison2020 146 points ago +146 / -0

And truck driving.

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Tejas_Pepe 139 points ago +139 / -0

It's ok, his son is the smartest man he knows, he'll fix it.

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Mona1950 101 points ago +101 / -0

Good thing Dr. Jill is there.

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User_X 39 points ago +39 / -0

Surely there's enough illness and shit to start enacting the 25th Amendment. By definition... he is incapacitated by at least one illness... hes got 3+.

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Mona1950 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah, that cancer came out of nowhere. KEK

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mugatucrazypills 33 points ago +33 / -0

It came from the Oil on the windshield.

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BrobiwanKenobi1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shadilay!

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CrackerJack2 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yeah,
let's get the Kamala Devi[l] Harris in there right away and get the Apocalypse rolling full steam.

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Shockthemonkey 26 points ago +26 / -0

JB Pritizker came down with his fifth covid infection or covid within his staff. A lot of private planes jetting off to Martha's Vineyard and meeting with Obummer to go over DOJ allegations and the next stage of the WEF destruction of America.

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DanIsSwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard leaches were good for sucking illness out. Get Kamala in there, stat!

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User_X 3 points ago +3 / -0

How else do you expect us to impeach her AND pelosi?

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BrobiwanKenobi1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heels up Harris, who was in her 20s when she was performing crazy sex acts on the married power broker Willie Brown who was in his 60s.

While on the subject it's weird I have seen Trudeau's slut mothers pussy when she groupie traveled with rock stars, and not to be outdone Obama's mom I've seen doing incredibly debased sex acts in full view of a crowd. None of this is conspiracy; the left's sexual degeneracy is full on over the top satanic crazy shit.

The same families; helping out the same commie groups and working their way into power; it's so blatant.

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WokeYoke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Swallowed his whole facade because he's so eager to identify

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deplorablepepe4 6 points ago +6 / -0

With Someone above the ground? With Someone who seemed to feel the same? With Someone prepared to lead the way?

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RandoMando2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

To what end. The replacement will undoubtedly be worse.

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Kek_The_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

And get The Cackling Camel?

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trumpORbust 5 points ago +5 / -0

Quit being a bitch and pill me up ... *captain Murphy/Sealab 2020

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EIEIO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Taco

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

she will whip something up.

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rayrax 33 points ago +33 / -0

Having the COVID is the new excuse to relegate responsibility, accountability, merit-ability, ..

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wblboo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is Biden's mind fully gone (pills no longer help) ?

I put this here like this because of all the "comments" running interference against honest discussion/questions.

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Owmyballz 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Magalandia 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’d take a straight, Good Night, God Bless and Go fuck yourself America.

Ron style.

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deletedandreacted 1 point ago +2 / -1

You must be new here.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's the smartest man in the world. Gonna solve all of our problems. Like why we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings

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mugatucrazypills 9 points ago +9 / -0

HUNTER INSTITUTE OF VAGINAL VIROLOGY

(HIV FOR SHORT)

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WakingKnowledge 4 points ago +4 / -0

nothing a little crack can't fix!

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lawlady1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

The double entendre is great!

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magalee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pedo Peter isn't sure which crack you are referring to.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 39 points ago +39 / -0

...and falling off a bicycle, this guy is like a real life Mr. Magoo 😬

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Whimpy13 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don't forget the stairs. Democrats hate them.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh yes, how could have I forgotten about him falling UP the stairs 🤦

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Jack_HinsonTN 10 points ago +10 / -0

🎶 "Oh my name is Pedo Pete, sniffing kids is my favorite treat, and I fall up the stairs with a boom-jiggy-boom boom-jiggy-boom! 🎶

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Tejas_Pepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

twice

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ObamakilledJoan 3 points ago +4 / -1

Three times

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Shockthemonkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

Expect a lot of Democrats (UniParty) members to come down with rona now, these usually take the same Build Back Broke vacations at the same time. Nice two week break before the August summer break starts. Obama is having his looters over at Martha's Vineyard to plan the next stage of the War on America.

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The hell is a "break" ? How come everyone takes breaks seemingly except for myself?

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

And don’t they have to work to take break from it?

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Shockthemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take a break fren if you can, even a day to yourself. Refresh, clownworld will drive you insane if you let it.

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MtnMover444 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only Putin would nuke Martha's while the POSs are gathered.

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Shockthemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Davos next.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would he stop those who are destroying America?

Putin should send them a cheese platter and a wine basket for doing what he could never accmplish.

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Stlpoolguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth in that statement! My MIL (staunch feminist/D) got drunk and fell down her stairs a couple years ago. Caused a brain bleed and she's now showing Parkinsons symptoms

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Eddiep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh Magoo..you've done it again!

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah, magoo was just blind and in denial.

biden's brain is slowly turning to mush, and the democrats are too terrified to put kamala in charge (and let's be honest, they don't want a "black" woman in the highest office any more than the most hardcore of conpro users do...)

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Shayhawk 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lets just hope Corn Pop doesn't also find him in his weakened state....

God for fucking bid....

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Nsulltin 3 points ago +3 / -0

And hairy legs.

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Rommsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lunchbox Joe, checkin’ in!

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IcedCovfefe 31 points ago +31 / -0

Didn’t he have Spanish Flu in 1918 (when he was in high school)?

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Wolf_22 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yep, and that was after he was first to contract The Plague during his ambassador's visit to Iran back in the 14th Century.

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IcedCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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thallos 4 points ago +4 / -0

It may have been Spanish fly

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Maga2020Maga2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

and stuttering and dementia and an uncontrollable urge to sniff little girls and grope them on camera

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DonJr2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

And hairy legs

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Cablespider 12 points ago +12 / -0

Diarrhea of the mouth, too.

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

and the Sharts

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Dang 63 points ago +63 / -0

Why would Putin do this??

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caKAG 10 points ago +11 / -1

Or Kamala

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ObamakilledJoan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kek

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NYRepublican72 26 points ago +26 / -0

Cancer, COVID... they both start with the letter C... At this point, what difference does it make?

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5854110203868847 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plus both have two syllables... makes it even easier to conflate!

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Cuetardian 2 points ago +2 / -0

asthma

brain damage

covid

dementia

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BillGateCanSuckIt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Covancer

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Destineed369 1 point ago +2 / -1

I thought he was curing that?

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TraitorJoes 16 points ago +16 / -0

On top of asthma too! 🤯🤯

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Faintlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

And stutter.

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Keith 12 points ago +12 / -0

Anger issues. Never seen a president get angry with the press and citizens. Guy is an asshole and can't control his anger.

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DystopianDoubleThink 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look Fat, I uh, uh, uh, you ain't black put in chains you know the thing, uh, uh, what a son of a bitch, Jack!

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IrreducibleComplexit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Might be the dementia. Either way, he sure is mean!

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SouthernParadise 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dementia removes the facade he’s lived behind his whole life. His real personality is coming through.

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Faintlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of Cheney:

https://i.imgur.com/zxpKkh7.jpeg

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TriggeredMillenial 251 points ago +254 / -3

4 shots and Paxlovid? THIS COULD BE IT BOYYYSSSSSS!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 153 points ago +155 / -2

Not one word out of the white house has been true for the last two and a half years but we're supposed to believe he's getting the kidney shredder and not ivermectin, the real cure?

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Gooseontheloose 96 points ago +96 / -0

Ivermectin? He's not a horse, bigot!

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RealTXPatriot 25 points ago +25 / -0

They are calling the new variant "CENTAURUS".... so... ya know.

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Viewer01 13 points ago +13 / -0

But he is a jackass….

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TrueTemper2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not sure why the standard protocol of Remdesivir and putting him straight on a ventilator, preferably within a nursing home, is not being followed here....

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TyrantsAreCucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that's what they tried to do to my Dad. Thankfully he trusted my judgment and we got him tf out of there before they killed him

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therealRonDrumpf 19 points ago +19 / -0

They'd do it after the next Congress takes over. They get two bonus years if they wait a few months.

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Gruesome Newsom was measuring the drapes just a few days ago.

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Droford 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd be OK with locking down all the 79+ year olds in DC

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Sparks1017 4 points ago +4 / -0

And woodchippers for the rest

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BadManOrange 14 points ago +14 / -0

They need another 6 months before they remove him unless they're going to throw Harris in there, bring in Hillary as VP and then 25th Harris after the midterms because she doesn't know her ass from her elbow.

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MeloniaisMelons 7 points ago +8 / -1

Since the day he was appointed I've thought they would do this. It's her turn you know...but I've been seeing things about Newsome. Maybe Hilary is too far gone?

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ADAM_SCHITT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man we already defeated Hillary if they really bring that old hag back that will be friggin brutal. But it wouldn't surprise me.

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Gstk101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was just.gonna say. Here we go, this is how its gonna start/end

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lockdown deez nuts.

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Mona1950 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have my suspicions. What better way to take a much needed rest. He's not a young man you know. Couple days in bed should fix him right up.

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BigMikesIke 13 points ago +13 / -0

Exactly this. Dude had days blocked out for rest. He was getting hit by the media of all places for it. Now he has a reason to rest after his overseas trip.

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SouthernParadise 3 points ago +3 / -0

This…he already had a 5 day weekend blocked out and only worked one day this whole week. He’s either being doped up and rested, or he’s been going home every weekend to get cancer treatments. Who the hell knows.

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catvideos3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was hoping ivermectin would help my cold, but it does not work on colds apparently

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ChinaFlu 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to do the protocol, not just ivermectin but zinc and the rest of it.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +2 / -1

I take the other vitamins (Mask+) every day. I skipped 3 days and that’s when I got sick

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TrumpoWon2020 1 point ago +3 / -2

No you don't.

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ChinaFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I disagree, if you want to improve your immune systems ability to fight against a cold you need the other supplements like C, D, Zinc. I do those three plus a multivitamin, and honey and elderberry if I feel something coming on. It’s not foolproof but anecdotally for me it has decreased how many times I get sick.

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TrumpoWon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check my old comment: https://patriots.win/p/15IrBcyrGV/x/c/4Ob8KOWDuFV?d=50

We are in complete agreement.

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TrumpoWon2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well yah. My problem with the protocol is that it's almost all stuff people should be taking every day anyways. Vitamin B, D C zinc. Come on... its like $20 a month to fully load yourself with essential vitamins. It's not a "protocol". Its what you're supposed to have every day anyways. Do people not get annual bloodwork to check vitamins? Is everyone retarded? I admit when you're young you don't really care or need it but by your late 20s it becomes fairly important.

When I got COVID I literally changed nothing because I already took everything. My wife was out cold, she couldn't even get out of bed. But she also takes almost zero vitamins. I felt shitty for 2 days and it was done. She was out of it for a month straight. Oh, I drank a couple Gatorades. That's all I did different.

Take your vitamins people!

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MustBeTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Colds are covid...

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ADAM_SCHITT 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is also the rhinovirus

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thallos 1 point ago +4 / -3

It helps prevent them, gotta use it early. If you've already got full blown cold or covid it won't help much.

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Auslander 6 points ago +9 / -3

It will help once you’ve already got covid. My wife wasn’t doing good 2 days into covid and after 1 day on ivermectin she was almost back to normal.

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TrumpoWon2020 -1 points ago +2 / -3

That's because she took it early.

Ivermectin works by blocking the spread of viruses. Had a medical doctor tell me that.

You have to take it early though. It doesn't kill the existing virus. It only stops it from spreading.

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TrumpoWon2020 1 point ago +3 / -2

Ivermectin works by blocking the spread of viruses. Had a medical doctor tell me that.

You have to take it early though. It doesn't kill the existing virus. It only stops it from spreading.

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TrumpoWon2020 0 points ago +2 / -2

Ivermectin works by blocking the spread of viruses. Had a medical doctor tell me that.

You have to take it early though. It doesn't kill the existing virus. It only stops it from spreading.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s based on weight. I did 23mg every other day.

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MinneMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's based on weight

No wonder the far-left thinks it's horse medicine

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I see you typing is made up words. There is no “omicron” and “long Covid” is probably misdiagnosed Lyme, Bartonella, Babesia, parasites, etc.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 57 points ago +59 / -2

Go into the light, and by light I mean fire

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DebunkTheLeft 33 points ago +33 / -0

Cancer, dementia, Chinavirus, quadruple vaxxed. Totally healthy.

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IvIA6A 15 points ago +15 / -0

Couple brain aneurysms too, hair plugs injected right into his brain. Paxlovid, plus whatever uppers they're pumping into him to get him upright. Oil smears, asthma, a stutter. He's like the Rasputin of potatoes.

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SaltyPyrate 7 points ago +7 / -0

I really doubt he's actually vaxxed. They know about the side effects.

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Oback_Barama 17 points ago +17 / -0

Get ready for President Heels-Up Kackles.

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45isthebomb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good grief. I shudder at the mention of that witches name...

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sweeswee14 2 points ago +2 / -0

awww, c'mon man.it might be fun.

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd be the guy seeing the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse come thundering over the horizon in a sky black as pitch lit by constant bolts of lightning and say, "Dude, I love westerns!"

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sweeswee14 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, that's funny

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John_Smallberries 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do the needful, God!!

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NoComment 1 point ago +1 / -0

That light at the end of the tunnel is a train!!

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +8 / -1

Especially with "mild symptoms". You know they had to work that in there because it's the only remaining claim of the effectiveness of these poison shots.

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Sparks1017 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah the side effects are pretty scary

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half the country is on horrific Big Pharma drugs that list PML, a deadly brain infection as a side effect. People don’t read the insert, they are fucking morons and that is how we got to this point.

Fauci is pushing Paxlovid too; their statements sound like literal marketing copy for Big Pharma.

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ShampocalypseWOW 0 points ago +1 / -1

Biden is only technically alive, so even the worst side effect (death) will only be a minor change.

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Filthy_MALE 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol

lmao

rofl, even

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EADReddit 231 points ago +232 / -1

They are keeping him away from appearances due to them failing to hide his dementia.

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TeamOrangeFB 110 points ago +111 / -1

This 100%. The Dr Jill pills are losing effectiveness.

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narvster 30 points ago +30 / -0

Maybe she'll pull out all the stops and do a really good educational PowerPoint, as she's a teacher with delusions of grandure.

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +21 / -0

The history of LatinXes and how they became tacos.

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ParticleCannon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tacxs

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Original_Martian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Txcxs

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45isthebomb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damnit, I lol'd at work and now I have to explain why.

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Fridge_pirate 8 points ago +8 / -0

No you don't. They can mind their own business.

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45isthebomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to share the lol's

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her trip to the local Bogoda, Columbia - to help Peter stay focused with their native gold dust

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NC_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

TaXos

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dated a Latina years back, her taco was pretty sweet.

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dizzle_izzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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plasma 1 point ago +1 / -0

grandeur

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narvster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldn't be bothered to check the speeling, should have had a better teacher 😁

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plasma 1 point ago +1 / -0

fayr aynoffe

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Geyck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Totally. He has ups and downs. Sometimes he can read that teleprompter like a pro. Other days he's got cancer. Give him 2 weeks of child blood drinking and rest and he'll be back to completing sentences for another month or two.

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WiseDonkey 17 points ago +17 / -0

Is there a new Hunter story coming?

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TommyJarvis 13 points ago +14 / -1

Does there need to be a NEW one? It's the same story just seeping out incessantly like gas after a huge Tex-Mex dinner.

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stealthboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

And yet nothing is happening... So who cares if there is more Hunter dirt?

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DystopianDoubleThink 4 points ago +5 / -1

Anyone in this admin could slaughter human babies, kittens and puppies, spit fire roast them live on TV and the press wouldn't care, it would be but TRUMP!!!

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stealthboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The TDS is very real. I see it close to me. People cannot think and express actual reasons for disliking Trump, they just continue to repeat what they have been brainwashed to repeat. And the media is making sure they don't know anything of the negatives of our current dear leaders.

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RonPaulWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard he likes blow and hookers

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paidprotest 7 points ago +8 / -1

Exactly, covid is just an excuse.

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EADReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

He won't make it his full term. Hrs going to resign.

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CrackerJack2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what i was going to say,
keep him from the media, and showing more signs of dementia, AND get the sympathy bump.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 150 points ago +157 / -7

if he dies, he dies

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Sekoms 81 points ago +82 / -1

If he dies, he is replaced with something even worse but with an imaginary "clean slate" to continue the tyrannical reign, this is commie faggot way.

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago +24 / -1

Newsom was measuring the WH drapes just a few days ago.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 12 points ago +13 / -1

He can measure deez drapes

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Newfonewhodis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drapen over the side of ya chin

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K-Harbour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala would nominate a VP.

2024 Harris-Newsom is their only hope.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

The party will never allow an all-California ticket, even democrats in other states will balk at that huge steaming turd.

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CantStumpTheTrump 3 points ago +5 / -2

You all are aware there is no line for Newsome to become president; he hasn't been elected to any of the positions that fall in line to become president.

All you retards who parrot this nonsense should be fucking aware of that.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +4 / -1

You don't know what you're talking about. Read the 25th Amendment.

VP vacancies are filled by Presidential appointment and confirmation by both houses of Congress.

Biden out --> hello "President" Harris --> Harris nominates Newsom for VP --> Congress confirms --> Harris out --> hello "President" Newsom

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SimplyRedPills 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok. but why would the cunt resign?

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Cuetardian 2 points ago +2 / -0

they'll make her an offer she can't refuse

just like they do with everybody else

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K-Harbour 0 points ago +1 / -1

Or, a 2024 Harris-Newsom campaign. Which would be impossible for DeSantis or Romney or Jeb to beat.

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put down the bong, son.

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mugatucrazypills 10 points ago +11 / -1

AS A BLACK WOMAN WHO LISTENS TO HIP HOP ... SPACE IS BIG

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DystopianDoubleThink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Before they even exist!

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rubberkidney 5 points ago +5 / -0

biden being replaced will not change who is running the country AT ALL.

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Swolehas 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. And people will feel bad for a few months that the Resident died

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Forgedmale 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he does die, the Senate loses its tie breaking vote until a new vice president is installed.

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Mintap 26 points ago +26 / -0

They kill him.

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Oback_Barama 22 points ago +23 / -1

And the hype of Dementia Joe dying to the coof is all they need to fire up the Xerox machines for the required mail in voting in Nov.

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RealTXPatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

For Joe. We must do mail in voting.

Lmao

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DonJr2024 17 points ago +17 / -0

If he dies, it will literally be the most famous covid death after nearly 3 years of this complete joke.

Like who else has died under 80 from covid that is of any fame? How did not one A-list celebrity die from the worst disease since Spanish Flu?

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DystopianDoubleThink 9 points ago +10 / -1

They'll blame it on Trump and arrest him for assassination, lol.

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Fridge_pirate 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are we counting adverse reactions to the jab? Because there's a couple of those.

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NYRepublican72 8 points ago +9 / -1

I always thought they'd wait until Jan 21, 2023 before they forced him out, so you can get 10-years of Kamala. He dies or gets replaced now, it's just one term instead of two.

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Songofsixpence 3 points ago +3 / -0

That may have been plan A. Looks like it might have to be plan B?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 23 points ago +25 / -2

Every time I go to look at the news, I hope something happened to him.

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Mamapedia 10 points ago +12 / -2

I thought I was alone in my rancor. Fingers crossed!

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John_Smallberries 8 points ago +8 / -0

I defeat all man.

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OhioRed87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t assume my gender you bigot!

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John_Smallberries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t assume my bigotness you racist!

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ChiefCRON 2 points ago +4 / -2

Came here to say this.. you beat me to it.

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Sea_Still 99 points ago +101 / -2

Cumala is licking her chops

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PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 42 points ago +42 / -0

... I didn't need that mental image.

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Puppy528 18 points ago +18 / -0

Like a pitbull that occasionally stops licking itself to cackle maniacally.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

AS dog returneth to ....

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Willie Brown?

Vomit, gotcha.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 19 points ago +19 / -0

She still can't get "that" taste out of her mouth I guess.

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Oback_Barama 10 points ago +10 / -0

She didn’t get where she is for things going OUT of her mouth.

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Joaniev9 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hillary enters the chat

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, ban her. Ban hammer, now. Out.

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Benwa1985-2 5 points ago +6 / -1

First time licking something of her own.

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TuringComplete 3 points ago +4 / -1

She’s licking something.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone is doing the licking.

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Rpxtoreador 88 points ago +88 / -0

Translation: DNC Pondering murdering biden

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Cmon 15 points ago +16 / -1

Lol. Maybe Biden's COVID is just a big pillow that has the word "COVID" on it slowly approaching his face?

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hillaryforprison 4 points ago +5 / -1

The ultimate MyPillow

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Emodius 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's my worry

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not pondering. This is definitely their move.

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sordfysh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Before they were planning to put him down gracefully, with a fake rare brain cancer. Then he could live out the last few years of his life in a nursing home.

But he spilled the beans because of his dementia. So now its time to do things the old fashioned way.

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Jacurutu99 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is far more valuable to them dead than alive. This way was needed for them to keep covid in their back pocket whenever needed as a sword or shield. Round 2 needs a focal person for the lie again..."OMG Biden just died from Covid! It hasn't disappeared! You all need to get tested and get jabs immediaetly afterward!"

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JimEagle76 82 points ago +84 / -2

My elderly father got the flu and it kicked his dementia into overdrive. If he has it and survives he will probably be a mess.

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WinstonSmith1984 57 points ago +57 / -0

"If he has it and survives he will probably be a mess."

What difference at this point does it make?

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5854110203868847 19 points ago +19 / -0

It gives history an 'out' to explain his failure.

Fifty years from now it'll be "Biden sucked but he suffered from dementia, tragically accelerated by COVID. Many historians believe he would have been a fine president if not for this... yaddda yada yada horse sheeeiiiit"

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powershellder 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or it’s an out so they can blame the upcoming wave of neurodegenerative diseases on COVID instead of the vaccine that causes neurodegenerative diseases.

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was attempting bi-directional humor

  • he is already a mess, so how would we see a difference?
  • reference Hillary's infamous remark
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5854110203868847 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course! But they also get this convenient excuse. Crafty bastards.

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

:)

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

totes wasn't the aneurysms or the corruption or the incest or the...

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BigMikesSwingingCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Why am I not 50 gaffes ahead you might ask?"

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Redpill-notCommieRed 13 points ago +13 / -0

We reached the point where the Easter bunny handles the President. It's been a mess since the start!

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Whimpy13 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's a mess right now. 😁

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

no no..didnt you see what she said? he going to be totally preforming his duties...you know....like normal?

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Benwa1985-2 56 points ago +56 / -0

This could be it. President Kamala could be a thing very soon. Alex Jones predicted they would be taking him out very soon and getting Gavin Newsome in there somehow. Will Gavin be VP to Kamala?

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Zer8 2 points ago +3 / -1

Alex motherfucking Jones!!!!! YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

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Benwa1985-2 7 points ago +7 / -0

He talked about it a lot on his Sunday show earlier this week I believe. I'll try to find a link for it. It was the whole first 30 minutes or so.

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Benwa1985-2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here ya go. Listen to the first 20 minutes or so. He goes into a lot of detail. This is slightly different than what he predicted but could cause same results.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's just saying, he has very good sauces.

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +8 / -1

Maybe they'll Ruth Bader Ginsburg him a few months?

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Axiom502 5 points ago +7 / -2

Kamala will be president by February

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Benwa1985-2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe by August.

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Axiom502 5 points ago +6 / -1

Their original plan was to get Kamala ten years but maybe they pull the plug in Biden to energize their retarded base for midterms

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Benwa1985-2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Or let Kamala be the fall guy for more shit being crammed down our throats and then bring in the "well spoken" Newsome in to run in 2024 as a relief from Kamala and run him as a progressive.

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Donger-Lord2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pelosi has been waiting a long time.

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vongregormench 3 points ago +4 / -1

There is no path to putting Newsome in office. He would have to be elected speaker of the house and Pelosi is still alive. You can't appoint a VP. They have to be elected.

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

The person nominated by the president to fill the empty office of the vice-president can be anyone, as per the 25th Amendment, Section 2.

It is assumed that the person chosen be a citizen of legal age to hold that office, but the 25th does not state that requirement outright.

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vongregormench 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has to be confirmed by a majority of both houses. The senate is 50/50 with a tie breaking vote from the VP. You can’t appoint the new VP until there’s a new president and the VP has just vacated the office so there’s no tie breaking vote.

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +2 / -1

i need him to be fully publicly humiliated in all his pathetic failure while he is alive. at the very least i need that before they take him out.

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Ocineaa 44 points ago +44 / -0

He's thankful he's vaccinated and quad boosted.

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invalid_data 3 points ago +4 / -1

If we is vaxxed that much how has that alone not taken him out. I have seen the vax take out a bunch of old people after taking it. All with tons of neurological failures, brain lessions, and blood clotting of course. Makes me think bumblin Brandon here didn't get it truly.

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DeportAntifa 38 points ago +38 / -0

Give him remdesivir and ventilator like you fucking faggots told the hospital to kill my dad with

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Walt_Kowalski 11 points ago +11 / -0

They almost killed me too with that garbage. It has taken me a year to get back to normal. I feel for you because I was almost taken from my kids by these creeps. I got it again but this time we had the right medicines in the house and we were fine.

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skyhawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

And keep him isolated so he dies alone like the thousands of Americans he pushed governors to make suffer like that

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tellittothedead1 35 points ago +46 / -11

PLEASE FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING DECREPIT PEDOPHILE CRIMINAL PIECE OF SHIT

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NYRepublican72 17 points ago +19 / -2

The decrepit pile of shit who replaces him is even worse. So stay alive, dementia Joe.

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Pepper2 23 points ago +23 / -0

I don't know anymore. Who ever is running the show, it's not Biden, but he is too demented to even push back through ego. Kamala is a fucking nightmare, but might cause more infighting in the Whitehouse due to her being sentient and her ego. Kamala might stall the agenda due to pure disagreeableness

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fauxgnaws 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some say they want Kamala as a 10 year President, but she just so dumb I can't see this being their plan.

My prediction is Biden dies, gets replaced by Kamala, they make her nominate their 2024 candidate, then they release the hounds on her and she has to resign. Now they've got an incumbent that they picked and don't have to rig the primaries (maybe too much scrutiny to do that again so soon).

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rubberkidney 5 points ago +5 / -0

why do you think the people making decisions will change AT ALL?

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NutPsaki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, they're all puppets. It won't be worse, it will be basically the same, other than Biden occasionally letting things slip out that he's not supposed to.

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MightyEighth 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, Joe Biden is an evil man. We are suffering no matter what and knowing he’s burning for eternity sooner rather than later is what he deserves.

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tellittothedead1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, but they’ll have no clout.

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DonJr2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

Then we'll have to watch endless services and tv specials showing what a great leader he was.

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tellittothedead1 2 points ago +4 / -2

And no one will believe it. Just like now

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, they'll pretend Biden never existed the same way the democrats ghosted Carter before he even left office

They won't be able to run away from the disaster Biden is fast enough.

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe don’t watch it

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +7 / -5

I'm heartbroken that someone down voted you. There are Commies on this site. But I promise. I also pray to God he fucking dies.

No better day for him to die, than today !!!

Move towards the light Joe.... Go into the Light!

Hell is a great place for you

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tellittothedead1 0 points ago +1 / -1

I agree with everything g accept he ain’t movin’ to the light, fren. There only darkness and despair where he’s going. I wonder which level he’ll be inhabiting?

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LoadedMonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

He won't. He's currently sitting in a recliner getting his infusion of children's blood while Dr. Jill is reading him Goodnight Moon

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Smooth 1 point ago +3 / -2

concise. I like it.

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AnonymousShitPoster 32 points ago +32 / -0

cant wait for the WH tweet saying “thankfully im vaxxed and boosted so symptoms are mild.”

because thats how vaccines work. you can get it and give it but severity is reduced.

honk fucking honk.

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Slothboy 18 points ago +18 / -0

It literally says that in the press release

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AnonymousShitPoster 17 points ago +17 / -0

jfc - obviously i didnt bother reading a word of that bullshit. not surprising.

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just2groovy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like your honesty.

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MayorofTrumpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mild symptoms. In other words he's got a cold.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never had a small case of polio, or scarlet fever, or rheumatic fever, or diptheria. or...

Oh wait, those were real vaccines, nvm.

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed

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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah it used to be Tylenol, Theraflu, etc. that was all you needed to get more mild symptoms. Now apparently it's a DNA altering drug. The people who "follow the science on this one" have completely twisted the whole notion of what medicines and vaccination actually are.

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NSFW_PORN_ONLY 31 points ago +33 / -2

He dead

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skyhawk 9 points ago +10 / -1

Trump would have already tested negative by now

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fredfenster 25 points ago +25 / -0

No remdesivir?

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh please 😃

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AngeredKabar 24 points ago +25 / -1

Quick put him on a ventilator and dose with remdesivr.

It's kamala's turn.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine being in your 50s and dumber than Biden with dementia. Now imagine cumala. Its the same picture

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cptKloss2 24 points ago +24 / -0

"abundance of transparency".....

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ChocolateEvryday 5 points ago +5 / -0

So weird to say that out the gate.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indeed.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doocy was kicking her ass over the lack of it before when asked about when Biden had last been tested and the Muppet refused to say.

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flyover_deplorable 24 points ago +24 / -0

First cancer now Paxlo....I mean covid?!

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Emodius 6 points ago +7 / -1

Cancer?

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Emodius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks finally saw the clip. That dude is fried I almost feel bad for him

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Rkm85 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cancer?

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maga_gal 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wonder if Beau's cancer was inherited... 🤔

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unlikely. Biden is immune to brain cancer due to not possessing one.

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Jonah_Kyle 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wow. Top that with his cancer. He's a walking petri dish.

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Postal 3 points ago +4 / -1

combine that with the likely disease load in his son and you have a..... bio lab???

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Fridge_pirate 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it, also, give 10% to the big guy?

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Benwa1985-2 17 points ago +17 / -0

How will he tie his Son Beau's death into this?

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Mintap 16 points ago +16 / -0

Give thanks to RBG when you see her in hell. Let her know Roe was overturned.

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RockFlagAndEagle2020 15 points ago +16 / -1

If he gets long covid who will be left to sniff the children?

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 14 points ago +14 / -0

As a highly esteemed intellectual doctor, I recommend he walk it off, into oncoming traffic.

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NYRepublican72 12 points ago +12 / -0

COVID? I thought he has cancer.......

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spezholio 13 points ago +14 / -1

What difference at this point does it make?

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has dementia

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catvideos3 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remdisivir and ventilator stat!

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VABeer 12 points ago +12 / -0

When Trump tested postivie wasn't the 25th Amendment thrown around a lot?

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JohnCalhoun 12 points ago +12 / -0

And right after first bumping Saudi and Israeli heads of state and making a whole scene about anyone near him having to take a covid test.

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Pray_for_Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably just having a senility episode and they need an excuse to keep him under wraps

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has one every day, why they wait this long

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FrostedDonut 12 points ago +13 / -1

He does not have covid. This is another ploy for the upcoming elections to mask u and for more ballot harvesting.

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Yeti2 11 points ago +12 / -1

He clearly needs a healthy dose of Remdesivir.

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havemydata 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I have never wished death upon anyone, but I have read a few obituaries with glee.

-Mark Twain

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

literally the second line

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schiff_for_brains 7 points ago +7 / -0

We have an unlimited amount of money and the president uses Chinese controlled Zoom. WTF?

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4022a 7 points ago +7 / -0

President Kamala Harris coming soon. Jesus christ.

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VulgarProfit 7 points ago +8 / -1

Next on Deck...the Whore of Babylon!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well there goes his China trip with Nan.

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cyberwar 6 points ago +6 / -0

he dead!

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AnthraciteCracker 6 points ago +8 / -2

Die

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downwithuppish 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden has had coughs before and never tested positive. I think that cancer gaffe scared them and they needed an excuse to hide him away and pump him full of drugs.

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PoohClimbsTrees 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Whitehouse is using Zoom.

Let that sink in.

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LibertyFox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe that's how they'll get rid of him-they'll say he died of Covid and then they can use that excuse to turn on the covid restrictions again.

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turdinthepunch 5 points ago +6 / -1

He only has a 96% chance to recover. I don't know if cancer and dementia are comorbidities tho...

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

One can only hope.

Knock on wood, even.

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well all the other global dictators are getting swapped out this summer. I guess it’s this faggots turn.

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Avenatti2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel sorry for covid

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Tymbo 5 points ago +5 / -0

No he doesn’t, he has cancer.

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sod_off_shotgun 5 points ago +6 / -1

I hope he dies but his replacement is worse

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jtt888 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why the hell would the president of the USA ever be using Zoom for official business?

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bclautz 5 points ago +5 / -0

"positive"

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Firegoodell 5 points ago +6 / -1

I wonder if Kamala cackled when she found out.

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trm17118 4 points ago +4 / -0

And so it begins..... The Bidening