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South_Florida_Guy 292 points ago +294 / -2

Only for faggots

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trump4045 94 points ago +102 / -8

That's how it starts. Then it spreads to everyone else. Fags have wives as cover.

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FitOfficial 79 points ago +81 / -2

Sounds to me like it'll be contained to the fags and their beards then.

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NvJohansson 22 points ago +22 / -0

Here's what I need you to do, I need to go down to the local YMCA and have strange men pee in your hands. Tell them Liam Neeson sent you.

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FitOfficial 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have a very particular set of skills...

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Destineed369 10 points ago +10 / -0

So gender fluids?

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does YMCA host a lot of gay piss orgies?

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +5 / -1

it's fun to pee at the Y M C A

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MAGAROAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna Pee at the Y M C A

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +4 / -1

Used to be where gays went to hook up on the down low. Got exposed 40+ years ago and they moved elsewhere.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/hqz6aUg0Rwc

No idea, but it seems to be a thing. 🤷

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AlohaChris 5 points ago +6 / -1

We all know how well that worked for HIV.

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FitOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah all those straight women out there spreading HIV are SHOCKED I tell you.

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have to take some fucked up volume of dick as a woman having sex with men to catch the aids. Somehow you have to get your pussy worn to the point of bleeding, like the gays do with their assholes during usual buttsex. For some reason all the aids pill commercials show gay men, trannies and black women. What the fuck is going on with black women?

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MikesMeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Catching AIDS from black dudes on the down low. They are a promiscuous demographic, relative to others.

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teamshred 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus they use dirty needles to get high

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chelbull1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

The black women love fucking the gay and bisexual black dudes.

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MrTexan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw a statistic that claimed 50% of black women have herpes. Having a sexually transmitted diseases makes one susceptible to other sexually transmitted diseases.

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blmJizz4RetarDs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sex is AWESOME. And I’m not a prude with the wife. But some of that shit is just nasty.

Anal sex? Eating asshole? That’s not just black people my dude. That’s a lot of people.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a great way to get hepatitis, for sure. That’s not gonna give you the aids though

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know how they like desserts and sugar. Blacks get the diabeetus easy. It's all about Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

HIV is not the cause of AIDS

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Fren_Downunder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Terrain theory. Lots of drugs, especially amyl nitrate "poppers" and 3 day anal-trauma orgies, without any sleep or downtime to recover, wears down the immune system to the point of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. Quite sad (or SADS) really.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

why are you being homophobic

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Retardloserimsogay 0 points ago +1 / -1

My gawd, what a life. 🤦🏼

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MrTexan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about all the immune compromised thanks to the clot shot?

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ask bill gates.

Has he predicted any other health catastrophes?

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MrTexan 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was maniacally grinning when he and his wife warned of the “next one”.

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or at the very least it will be contained to the degenerate Leftists, good riddance.

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travisestes 1 point ago +1 / -0

*fruit flys

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Wanderlust 19 points ago +22 / -3

And there it stops, unless she's a hoe.

A plague that'll wipe out all degenerates?

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camehereforthis 13 points ago +13 / -0

If she's married to a fag, she's either asexual, or a hoe. I'm betting on hoe.

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wiombims 7 points ago +10 / -3

Shocker: a lot of "gays" aren't actually strict homosexuals. Heteros cheat on their wives enough to put that theory to bed. You take a bi dude and that combines the worst of both worlds.

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deleted 27 points ago +27 / -0
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603win 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s a very inclusive term for all kinds of degeneracy

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Zskills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't tempt me with a good time...

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly Pride Pox doesn’t kill.

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Nate60 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neither does the couf but they fucking locked the world down for that retardedness

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footinmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly, the rate of spread for HIV is too slow to spread among a heterosexual population without anti retroviral.

The only heterosexuals that have HIV are because of IV drug use or from sex with bisexual men.

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MikesMeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can bang 1000 different whores in strip clubs without using rubbers, and it would be very unlikely to catch the AIDS. It is rampant among homosexual men because sodomy results in tearing the anus and rectum.

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even then normal sex doesn’t usually spread the aids. Doesn’t involve blood, usually, unlike gay activity which almost always does.

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Coprolite 4 points ago +7 / -3

Ted Cruz for example.

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skumario 8 points ago +8 / -0

And Pence.

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DebunkTheLeft 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Bill Barr.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cory Booker, Marco Rubio, etc

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Goathead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those two in the same sentence??

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rayrax 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's always a "starting" or "coming" but no results.. It's a part of the "opium for the masses" propaganda. That's why Stalin called the "church" opium.

https://redice.tv/

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Yungsheets 33 points ago +33 / -0

If fucking AIDS won't stop them, monkeypox surely won't.

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MLGS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Apparently something like 40% of the monkeypox cases in one study were guys who already had HIV, so you literally can't stop a certain subset of gay guys from fucking each other in the ass even when they have the ultimate disease.

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big pharma found a way to pay for the rest of your life to “live with it” so they don’t give a shit anymore. Some of them even try to get it so they can open up a universe of irresponsible orgies on a collision course with self destruction. It’s not a good lifestyle, it’s hedonism until you literally fall to pieces.

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MikesMeat 3 points ago +3 / -0

The gay youth have no fear of AIDS because it’s not in the media anymore. People fear Covid more than AIDS.

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NZbacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now what if you've got vaids!

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BrobiwanKenobi1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't look up "bug chasers aids"

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid VaX + anti-virals = shingles aka monkeypox

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MauserShooter 11 points ago +11 / -0

But what about monkey-pox and aids!

A double whammy for the sodomites.

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Forgototherpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

This_is_fine.jpg

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’d still fuck. Wouldn’t matter. Doesn’t cure degeneracy

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MauserShooter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t wait for something truly lethal. The aids and lethal bacteria or virus they could spread to each other would be so wonderful and KEK to watch.

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

If being incapable of reproduction doesn’t stop them, a killer virus won’t.

It’s a social contagion, primarily.

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BrobiwanKenobi1 2 points ago +2 / -0

No but it will "mark" them. The scars of degeneracy.

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NOT_GLOWING_AT_ALL 18 points ago +18 / -0

Daily reminder that if you ever get monkeypox in the future, everyone will think you're gay. And they'll be right.

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what if you sit on a public restroom toilet that someone with monkey pox sat on earlier 😵‍💫

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NOT_GLOWING_AT_ALL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Believe it or not, that's gay too.

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MikesMeat 0 points ago +1 / -1

kek

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HillarysBustedDonut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Carry Chlorox wipes with you for the times you can't sit on your own throne.

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good idea. Remember, if 10% of the pop is gay, and they all catch monkey pox, then …insert math equation here (transitive butt property) you have a 50/50 shot of catching it in a public restroom.

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Bohemyth_2 6 points ago +7 / -1

this month tho. Not last month. When it spread.

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Magachamp84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh it’s gonna be gain of functioned to airborne

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Forgototherpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not likely, as it would affect those who created it. Unless it's cured by something simple, in which case they'll just attack anyone who tries.

It is already being sold as such tho.

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HillarysBustedDonut 1 point ago +1 / -0

vaccinia inoculation, the original smallpox vaccine, protects against monkeypox. The psychopaths involved in gain of function research could protect themselves beforehand.

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Shaman1984 129 points ago +131 / -2

First sign of monkeypox is a severe pounding in your anus.

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malarky 10 points ago +10 / -0

And Mars

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

🎯

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MythArcana 95 points ago +96 / -1

So, this year will be a double whammy with MonkeyPox and Ninja Covid for midterms. It's not like we didn't predict this over a year ago or anything.

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CerebralPimp 23 points ago +24 / -1

That genocided quickly.

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Phoenixcypher 13 points ago +13 / -0

I did nazi that coming..

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covok48 1 point ago +2 / -1

It’s göring to be a good time!

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it saves just 1 straight life, it's worth it.

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Xanisor 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean give priority ICU and Remdesivir treatment to our homosexual citizens.

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Jan6Insurrectionist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Circulate more dirty needles and let the problem solve itself

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MasklessMarvel -2 points ago +1 / -3

deported for violence

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BeardedNinjaPede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Downvoted for being a fag.

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MasklessMarvel -1 points ago +1 / -2

he's gone, dumpster pumper

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deleted 0 points ago +3 / -3
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Edial 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh look, a sensitive little faggot.

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

he's gone

you wanna go too?

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HKgoneWild 10 points ago +10 / -0

And soon it'll be "monkeypox has mutated and is affecting everyone"

After they have another Wuhan release.

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BrobiwanKenobi1 2 points ago +2 / -0

(<**>) / ninja variant

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Jan6Insurrectionist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Volunteer for election integrity. Stand watch over ballot boxes if you need to.

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Forgototherpassword 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well maybe you crazies who are always right due to right wing extremist white supremacy or some term we can weaponized against you...

But all the respectable analysts who are always wrong never said this could happen.

And we don't listen to bigots.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 79 points ago +80 / -1

Doesnt concern me. I don't fuck or get fucked in the ass . Also i’m not playing this game again. Fuck off who.

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HKgoneWild 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just waiting to collect some of them blue helmets?

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Donger-Lord2 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s hard to make them soup bowls with holes in them.

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sobriquet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww damnit man! This one has a hole in it too!

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LordKuroTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe you could use them as a pasta strainer instead? Or decorative planters to line your front walk.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feds tremble with fear when the see hundreds of blue caps lining the sides of my driveway.

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aim for the pelvic girdle

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Jan6Insurrectionist 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm thinking a different kind of headwear

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Cyer6 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think most of the world has seen through it and won't play the game anymore. We'll certainly see the ones that will. They crave this shit, it's part of their identity now and they want to be loyal to the cult.

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stjimmy92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, masks are already making a massive comeback in my red town. I got Covid two weeks ago and it was basically an unpaid vacation. Take some Tylenol for the fever, keep hydrated, and get some rest for a couple days and you’ll be fine. Only major downsides were not getting paid and I mostly lost my sense of smell, but that’s already coming back.

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yuppa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did your government sign over policy and lawmaking decisions to the WHO in case of emergency like Canada did?

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Wrathofwretchcmox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our amendments block such actions but they’ve been violated so much, so who knows. I know many states would ignore them if they tried.

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Waitafriggingminute 58 points ago +58 / -0

2 weeks of no buttfucking to flatten the curve. And they can't even do that...

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wiombims 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did you see the piss drinking mod post with "you can't stop me from chugging down dicks at an orgy?"

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ChickenInspector 8 points ago +8 / -0

he was definitely a mod

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CantStumpTheTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

rofl, so will "mod" be replacing "groomer" since its now banned on so many platforms?

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ChickenInspector 2 points ago +2 / -0

how do you think I became a mod here? We all have to be the piss pig at least once.

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

I missed that. And kinda glad I did....

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

On this site?

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://patriots.win/p/15IrGHPEUp/beware-of-monkeypox--many-reddit/c/

lol no, supposed to be reddit, couple other people said it was real, idk. Enjoy!

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gross.

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

make them wear a mask on their asses

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Cakes4077 54 points ago +54 / -0

Time to close down the bathhouses and gay bars.

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Cyer6 17 points ago +17 / -0

But before that, we must protect the children! Close the schools, get them in masks again and put up the desk partitions!

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Xanisor 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's homophobic! Shut down the churches, beaches, restaurants instead!

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you safe from Covid when you're seated at the beach?

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wiombims 9 points ago +9 / -0

You open your anus one inch for a pox test and the next thing you know, you're permanently dilated with a politician's cock stuck in there!

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Trumpdidit 23 points ago +23 / -0

But they don't condemn monkey butt sex with men on men.. Priceless.

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Granny 22 points ago +22 / -0

Monkey Pox is an STD, but they won't designate it as such, because it may be stigmatizing!!! Not kidding!

Another instance of ineffective problem solving, due to not acknowledging facts, considering statistics, and tracking events!

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julianleroux 8 points ago +8 / -0

By NOT designating it as an STD, they're making it even MORE stigmatizing, because people will believe that it's transferable with casual contact, and therefore will try to minimize ALL interaction with homosexual men ... exactly as happened with AIDS.

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Henry_Cuntmantle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds good.

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JoePlumber 20 points ago +20 / -0

stop having gay buttsex and boom it's gone. Would have been the same with AIDS. the gays cannot control themselves though.

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LibertyStillMatters 15 points ago +15 / -0

So a massive global gay orgy during ‘Pride Month’, and now this. Who could’ve seen this coming? Lol

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redditadminssuckit 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thith ith an EMERGENTHEEEEE!

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TeaPartySon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see wat you did there

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F22-Raptor-007 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is our midterm variant. Just wait.

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LosPepesContra 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have they not learned their lesson from the Gay Plague?

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +5 / -1

the Gay Plague

Disney?

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covok48 0 points ago +1 / -1

AIDS butt Disney works too.

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Sea_Still 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lock down all Gays

Just for two weeks of course

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Firegoodell 11 points ago +12 / -1

Another virus released in an election year. Starting to wonder what will come out in 2024?

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 5 points ago +5 / -0

COVID 24

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SNRNXS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump variant

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The_Zebra 0 points ago +1 / -1

They probably will have succeeded in provoking a Russian nuclear attack by then, and then President Harris, the Whore of Babylon herself, wouldn’t possibly be able to step down while such a crisis is ongoing. Mitch McConnell and Republican leaders would agree.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think that the country will still exist after a Russian nuclear attack?

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The_Zebra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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Chuj 10 points ago +10 / -0

People, we must all cease attending gay bathhouses! For realz!!

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dres3 10 points ago +10 / -0

They had to wait a good amount of time after pride month was over..

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Skywise 8 points ago +8 / -0

In violation of the WHO's medical board vote (8-6 against).

There's no legality to this order - it's a totalitarian edict to control the masses.

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BigPanda71 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHO has no authority, period. You are not beholden to any NGO or foreign government on US soil. Fuck them

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potacarry 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shouldn't we close all the gay bars and bathhouses to stop the spread and flatten the curve?

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obamagavemeaphone 2 points ago +3 / -1

Flatten the gay... bring back Smear the Queer! A playground favorite.

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RealWomenLoveTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Global gay butt fuckers month in June......global monkeypox outbreak in July. Hmmmmm.......

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B_Sack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck this shit and fuck joe.

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HappyHelper 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need common sense faggot control.

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Jan6Insurrectionist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody needs to coom in another man 30 times per second.

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DarkRiver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bullshit. The idiots are afraid to call out the LGBTJGKBJjhbhb so they issue a blanket declaration.

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UndeadRevolver 6 points ago +6 / -0

The buttfuckers just need to stop fucking so many butts.

Protip: you don't spread STDs if you're in a monogamous relationship.

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sandinyourteeth 5 points ago +5 / -0

WHO is the monkeypox. It must be eradicated.

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Powhattan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cuz everyone is gay now. Thanks Obama!

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Benwa1985-2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. No one could have ever seen a new reason for lock downs coming months before the mid terms, right? We better have a red tsunami in these mid terms and they better bring in some fucking big dick MAGA energy with them.

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Enlightenment_Now 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it weird that I read it as: an INTENTIONAL emergency?

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Zskills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah... I guarantee you it's not a problem in Saudi Arabia...

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Lockbidenup 4 points ago +5 / -1

What does “can be deadly” mean? Where are the numbers? Then how many were poisoned via Pfizer?

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Boruzu 4 points ago +5 / -1

🚨FAG EMERGENCY 🚨

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 4 points ago +4 / -0

only faggots who get fucked in the ass can get this disease

this isn't an emergency

it is a gift from God

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783hz 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Mail in voting now!!!!!!!!"

How about fuck you?

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The_Zebra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Will they have to cancel any pride events, or does the monkey pox virus have the same political selectivity mechanism as COVID? I’m not a scientist, so I didn’t really understand the political selectivity mutation process that COVID seemed to undergo, where it was very dangerous and virulent at events like Sturgis, but seemingly rendered inert at the myriad George Floyd riots that occurred in 2020. Something tells me that the monkey pox will have a similar selection mechanism; we will need to close schools to be safe, but large congregations of homosexuals will still be permitted because of “the science”.

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Trumpwon556 4 points ago +6 / -2

It's only an emergency for faggots. Hopefully there's a permanent incurable form that only affects queers. That should discourage their degeneracy.

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CentralAmericanPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people never stop.

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therealRonDrumpf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Commies gonna crisis.

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beansieman1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL OK Groomers.

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dagoat4l 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHO preparing to ass rape all of us.

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MetallicOpeth 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh...that's still around? lol

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DonttrustChina 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll close the polls and not the bathhouses!

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kaczan3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fauci is an ointernational emergency. If he doesn't go to jail for life, this will never end.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

he is retiring at $400K per year

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Smooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggots only

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LordCommissarYarrick 3 points ago +3 / -0

all because the sodomites can't stop fucking each other during the midst of an STD outbreak

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Rhondevu85 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have to see celebrities or high profile people start dying off. Canaries in the mine!

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0815 3 points ago +3 / -0

I declare an international emergency about toenail fungus. Way more prevalent than monkeypox....

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Adda717 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought this was a question at first.