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Bullet3250 379 points ago +379 / -0

GTA 5, did $1 Billion in sales, in 3 days, in 2013.

Let's see what happens now.

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Visceroth 181 points ago +204 / -23

Loved vice city. Skipped the one with the ghetto protagonist. How do you write a compelling story that marginalizes nobody, offends nobody, refuses stereotypes?

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A_Russian_Wall 188 points ago +201 / -13

Except the ghetto protagonist is the best one.

Vice City was great but tacky controls and physics ruined it.

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BernillaryClanders 170 points ago +172 / -2

Aw shit, here we go again.

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SquiggyMcPepe 77 points ago +80 / -3

Yeah San Andreas was fucking awesome.

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gustodog 19 points ago +19 / -0

One of my all time favorites. Gotta play an emulated console version though to have all the music originally on the radio.

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yeldarb1983 15 points ago +15 / -0

nah. just get the soundtrack and put it in the songs folder on the PC version.

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User_X 6 points ago +9 / -3

Then there was the "ballad of Gay Tony" which was DLC... i don't know anybody who played this overpriced add-on. Gay doesn't Pay...

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Beef_Strokinoff 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ballad of gay Tony was better than lost and damned.

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SteakinEggs 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Ballad of Gay Tony was actually pretty good as I remember it. GTA IV lacked a lot of the charm the previous games had in parodying stereotypes and over the top scenarios and missions, etc. Gay Tony was like a throwback/ greatest hits collection of crazy missions and characters more in line with the previous games. It wasn't very long, but it was fun.

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Junkevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I pirated that one and the lost and damned when they came out and actually thought tbogt was the better of the two. I forget the main characters name but you were basically a guy who was being paid to fix every fuck up gay Tony made, and he fucked up a lot. You also could fuck girls in nightclub bathrooms iirc. I don't really remember much else about the game because it wasn't all that memorable.

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ThebigLMAOski17 4 points ago +4 / -0

check this shit out: https://youtu.be/3pb7g4m5auU

makes me want to play it all over again.

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jet pack and twin uzi's ftw.

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chelbull1337 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAMP on pc baby!

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am excited for San Andreas in VR on the quest 2

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Trumpican 1 point ago +1 / -0

quest 2? you mean the lizard guy's VR?

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point who at the top isn’t a lizard person? Yeah I hate Zuck on dees nuts too, but I work in the industry and as far as VR HMDs go it’s the most technically superior HMD at the lowest price point and it no longer requires Fakebook account to use. GTASA VR is super immersive and crazy fun, the parts I’ve been able to try that is.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 24 points ago +28 / -4

The line that spawned a million memes.

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citizen667 13 points ago +13 / -0

Latinx female lead character.

Harharharhar! Hahahahahahhaaha! Gonnna be a hit!

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ObamasLooseButthole 64 points ago +65 / -1

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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BeefyBelisarius 57 points ago +57 / -0

Big Smoke was comically fat back then, now he's just a little over average.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 38 points ago +41 / -3

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

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MerlynTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

45? Like the President?

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LongDongDonald420x69 36 points ago +36 / -0

busta, straight busta

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Hedonismbot 26 points ago +26 / -0

CJ foo, remember that!

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ForsakenForeskin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look out for Big Smoke!

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Tiz226 20 points ago +20 / -0

Turf Wars was an absolute blast. Saved a file right at that point because it was so enjoyable.

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Freedom4no1 84 points ago +84 / -0

A wise man once told me, stereotypes exist for a reason. Let the left bury the left with this trans BS.

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Brobold 76 points ago +76 / -0

Stereotype is just pattern recognition.

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ArchbishopofKekistan -2 points ago +1 / -3

Maybe an AI overlord is what we need. They will fix the problems that the data always represents.

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JeremiahKassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

No way. Then we'd just be dealing with the biases of the guy in charge of the AI project, in addition to any unforeseen consequences. Why do people assume an AI would be somehow neutral, when it would be programmed by people?

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ArchbishopofKekistan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wasn't being serious, lol. Nobody wants Skynet.

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Bobf 0 points ago +2 / -2

Replacing the legislative branch with AI is likely the best solution to future-proof the republic for the next 1000 years. And you make it a giant open source project in github. Everything transparent, and the Democracy App can be used by any other government on earth to replace their useless politicians.

People think AI works like in the movies. Like HAL 9000 will run congress and go insane. That's just not how it works.

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SpaceAgePolymer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Round here we say “stereotypes are based in reality” lol because….they are!

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Checkmate6Romeo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pattern recognition is one of the most basic signs of intelligence.

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Pearls_Swine 61 points ago +65 / -4

You missed out on the BEST GTA game lol. GTA 5 had some vastly improved graphics and game mechanics, but it could not beat San Andreas. You missed out.

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cyberwar 30 points ago +30 / -0

They should do a remake instead of woke bullshit

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bidensmissingbrain 55 points ago +55 / -0

Oh man you haven't heard...

They "did" do a remake. They took 3/Vice City/San Andreas, gave them an HD texture pack, removed the "problematic" missions and character tropes, then bundled them together and called it the "definitive edition".

Oh, and they pulled the original 3 versions of the games from every store so you can only get the remade crap.

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Handshake2 50 points ago +50 / -0

Yep, Rockstar is a shitshow taken over by skittles head trash.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

What company isn't at this point? The left controls every institution

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Handshake2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Video games have totally hit the bottom of the sewer now. Even war games are filled with faggot little kids running around with the gayest skins possible.

I can't play any multi person game now. I seriously can't stand the open faggots and trannys that compromise the vast majority of players.

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Jack_Burton 16 points ago +17 / -1

I remember having to pull copies of SA over the “Hot Coffee” controversy

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JonathanE 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now they pushing tranny perverts onto little kids in school, what a world eh?

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dudebro 24 points ago +24 / -0

Well yeah, you can't have a game in 2022 about a straight white male roaming around in the best decade for straight white men in America.

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aaaaaaw man, they seriously took that one down? It looked amazing!

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Wtf_socialismreally 9 points ago +9 / -0

They also removed a lot of music

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NullifyAndSecede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Music licensing is a bitch, this is the one aspect of the remakes you can't really blame on Rockstar.

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Euphemism 4 points ago +4 / -0

It really is a con and a half. I wonder what the music unions are like?

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh.

Music licensing is just expensive.

Rockstar has been making incredible bank through their scams known as shark cards.

They could afford to renew licensing. They just chose not to.

Music is a major part of GTA games, and losing the tracks from Vice City and San Andreas were incredibly disappointing as that is a major part of the driving nostalgia for most people.

There are of course other reasons too, but content being removed (and removing the old versions to boot) was the point where I said "lolno"

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FormerLibtard94 7 points ago +7 / -0

They were forced to put the originals back on the store after backlash

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LongDongDonald420x69 6 points ago +7 / -1

Oh, you mean like the "definitive edition" they just put out? 🤣https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj092ev55es

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trump4045 3 points ago +3 / -0

they did, it sucked and they censored stuff

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TrumpSRB 8 points ago +13 / -5

GTA IV is the best game to date, beating both SA and V. I kept saying that shit since 2008.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Driving was shit in IV. I get that it's more realistic to have most of the standard sedans handle like trash at high speeds, but I want to weave in and out of traffic in what's essentially a Corolla or a Civic instead of hitting everything and having to slow to like 30 to make a turn

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Jefferson 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was so bad that I would take a taxi to do missions so that I didn't accidentally get heat from the police.

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TrumpSRB 0 points ago +1 / -1

Git gud. The driving was the best part.

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gustodog 10 points ago +11 / -1

Everything felt sluggish in IV. Couldn't get into it.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fully agreed. It felt clunky.

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Axiom502 0 points ago +1 / -1

San Andreas was best

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Vice City had better driving physics (maybe they were identical and my teenaged brain just thought they were different, but VC cop cars were effortless to drive), but I loved biking to the top of the mountain in San Andreas and launching off

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Morris_The_Grey 2 points ago +2 / -0

But no radio in the cop car. That's why I always took the taxi, which was able to jump after you did a lot of taxi missions.

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Ninjavideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree San Andreas was revolutionary… being able to fight for territory and then have a rando gang try to take it over mid mission was a game changer

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NoComment 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, is he referring to GTA V or San Andreas?

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bidensmissingbrain 33 points ago +37 / -4

Simple, you don't.

GTA's peak was 3-SA. When 4 came out it lost the specialness and just became some super-serious godfather wannabe garbage (plus, the fact they make you have a separate Rockstar account just to play is BS).

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Proto-Sigma 21 points ago +22 / -1

I loved GTA IV. Only the protagonist was a serious character, all the supporting cast members were goofballs.

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yunarukami 2 points ago +3 / -1

GTA 4 is a good game. It's the PC port that is hot garbage.

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Dallasguy -1 points ago +8 / -9

GTA IV is the worst game I ever bought.

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Brute 8 points ago +8 / -0

GTA IV is what I was playing when my XBox 360 got the red ring of death. Would have happened regardless of game, but still, I'll never forgive it.

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Dallasguy 8 points ago +10 / -2

The Xbox was saving you from wasting your time.

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Uh-hickabuh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Leisure time is not wasted time.

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Agree completely. However, GTA IV is wasted time. The Xbox was suggesting a nice walk or maybe a puzzle.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a similar thing with Gone in 60 Seconds: I was watching it when I was told my grandma died. Haven't watched it in 20 years

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Basedsliceofwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, I thought I was the only one with something similar.

I was at the movies when my mom called to say our dog died. I was seeing Scary Movie 2. I haven't watched any Scary Movie since.

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Must not have bought that many. GTA 4 was.... meh. But I played worse.

"Hey, Niko! Want to go play darts?"

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cahsinnn, let's go bowling.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was funny when that happened while you were trailing a guy all stealthy-like. Then he calls your phone with the inane question.

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Kek_The_World 28 points ago +30 / -2

You pick on Christians. Totally acceptable. You save the gay nightclubs and abortion clinics from the angry inbred, uneducated Bible believing, science denying mob.

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gustodog 5 points ago +6 / -1

That's pretty much it. The villains in Far Cry 5 were a Christian cult. Far Cry 6 seems to be some blatant commie thing. The "gang" in the Saints Row reboot look like SJWs.

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telan 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Keep your rifle by your side" There was so much in 5 that I agreed with, and it certainly wasn't the fedfag that you play as.

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gustodog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most definitely. The music of the cult was pretty great too.

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telan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Were they really a cult, though? They seemed normal-ish from what I played (which wasn't much).

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Morris_The_Grey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm glad I don't play that garbage.

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gustodog 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, the powers that be have done a good job colonizing the video game industry. I think the most based game I've ever played was Postal 2 and that was made almost 20 years ago.

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telan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Acquitted.

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gustodog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha bought that yesterday. Not bad.

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UrbanCommando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. Far Cry 5 was at least fun to play. 6 sucks big time. One of the "good guys" in FC6 is a F TO M Trans too.

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gustodog 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cultural engineering is beyond parody.

I just learned that Rockstar removed a whole game mode from GTA 5 Online because of George Floyd.

https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2022/07/27/gta-v-cops-n-crooks-mode-never-released/

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Oback_Barama 79 points ago +79 / -0

People certainly play GTA just so that they can conform to the thought control of the current authoritarian regime.

Next feature will be that you can't access your weapons when you enter a "no guns zone".

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DaleAlvinGribble 20 points ago +21 / -1

"Next feature will be that you can't access your weapons when you enter a "no guns zone"." lol

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 13 points ago +13 / -0

you unlocked the FBI challenge, weapons activated!

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Error404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Secret mission activated..

two Daniel Defense AR-15s have arrived in your inventory.

a new pickup is parked in your garage

[phone rings]…. Ring … ring…

“You 2 minutes 40 seconds to shoot as many kids as you can. Mission starts ….now!”

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Cucker_Carlson 11 points ago +11 / -0

I played GTA to use the tank code to make huge piles of tanks, try to find holes into 'no access' areas and to play Death Race on the sidewalks. xD

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MR_ROBOT1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m ready to not be able to go outside in the game unless I get my vaccine. I’m glad they’re implementing ‘no gun zones’ so I’m shot dead if I try fighting my way out of the starting house. I hope nothing but vaccine theme songs from late night comedy play on the TV in game as well. What a great $60 + monthly subscription escape from reality!

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HorribleDeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Once you actually start playing you will enjoy watching out for nosey neighbors who may use red flag laws against you, or even have you SWATted. It is very exciting.

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Handshake2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guarantee that will be coming 100%.

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Keiichi81 32 points ago +35 / -3

I'm sure it'll still make billions. Most people either never hear about this shit or don't care. Hell, even people who do hear about it and do care will often cave and give them money anyway, because no one has self-control anymore. How many people here on PDW don't still watch NFL and have Netflix subscriptions, or still shop on Amazon regularly?

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Shalomtoyou 25 points ago +25 / -0

I didn't play Last of Us 2.

I liked the first one. Until they put in the gay element in the DLC.

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Papabadger 15 points ago +15 / -0

I unfortunately played the second , not realizing it would have a trans kid and some buff chick as the new main characters. I used to love the first , now I hate it and the studio.

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Bernier4Canada 11 points ago +11 / -0

they fired the woman who created the original game so they could bring in a man to write the story with the tranny

diversity

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

wasn't that Drukman who wrote it? the sarkesian simp?

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Shalomtoyou 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw where they were going in the DLC of the first one.

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TeeBP 5 points ago +5 / -0

The trailer made it obvious too when over half of it was spent zoomed in on them making out.

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CrustySockpuppet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loved the first. I didn’t get far into the 2nd one. They are even having to remake the first one again because people like it way more. And because $$

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't get these remake versions. What, it has a prettier sunset than the original, and Greedo shoots first?

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commiedestroyer 4 points ago +4 / -0

4k, 60fps, made in the updated engine, graphical and mechanical improvements (like dodging in the 2nd one), etc. should be $30, not a full $70.

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CrustySockpuppet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because they know people will buy it. Way less expensive ‘remaking’ something, than it is to create something new/original. It’s just lazy greed by companies that have probably hired on a bunch of tards that don’t have an original thought in their head

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fac1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I first played it with the PS4 remaster. Looked great - at least as good as the best PS4-native games I played.

Started the DLC, got bored quickly and never got back to it.

Saw the sequel trailer and read about it, and about what I missed in the DLC. Hard pass.

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AndrewLB 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear the main protagonist of the first game got probably the most insulting death-by-tranny they could have possibly come up with. I never played the series so this is just what i heard.

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CrimsonClown 4 points ago +4 / -0

The protagonist, Joel, killed the father of some little girl when rescuing Ellie. The unnamed little girl becomes Macho Man Abbey Savage who captures an Older Joel and Ellie. She proceeds to use a golf club to beat Joel's head in while Ellie watched for revenge.

That's what happened.

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fac1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I consider the sequel to be fan-fiction, by woke fans, rather than cannon.

Not the same writers.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

literally not the same writer, they fired her from 2

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Desperado 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ditto. Really enjoyed the first one. Zero interest in playing the sequel. Wouldn't buy it for a dollar.

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Bullet3250 18 points ago +18 / -0

well.. I canceled netflix - ignore the NFL (still watch college ball) and avoid Amazon as much as possible... I also hassle DISNEY as top Groomer as much as possible ... try to get Pedes to sign up as Precinct Delegates - Try to EXPOSE THE FBI AND DOJ DAILy (serious jail time coming down the road for them) ... go to local rallies - Organize local rallies - and practice on the Range....

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vongregormench 10 points ago +10 / -0

If the game actually turns out to be lame people will figure it out and not buy it.

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Hairy_Mouse 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, what will happen is it will release, and being GTA people will buy it instantly because well, it's GTA. One of the best selling titles and a staple of gaming. They've always been worth the purchase price at MINIMUM, and OUTSTANDING at best.

It will sell on name recognition alone, and it's a bitch getting refunds on games.

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Breacher 4 points ago +4 / -0

GTA V produced a lot of bad blood with GTA fans. Shark cards left a lot of people big mad. Then the fact that they got all the shark card money and didn't even keep hackers out of lobbies only upped the salt.

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gustodog 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's a bitch getting refunds on games

It's pretty easy on Steam.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably won't release on Steam until later since they got their own launcher.

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AndrewLB 2 points ago +2 / -0

thepiratebay.org is your friend.

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inspir3dgenius 5 points ago +5 / -0

None of those things. They get none of my money or attention.

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DrBJTester 29 points ago +29 / -0

This is going to be another shiny example of go Ultra woke and go Ultra broke.

GTA has an incredibly strong core audience and they are not hard left woke idiots.

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Bullet3250 19 points ago +19 / -0

I would think that core is exactly opposite of woke.

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kaczan3 7 points ago +8 / -1

There is no going back -- they already hired a ton of women since GTA5.

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BurgerChef90 7 points ago +8 / -1

Considering GTA has always been about controversy and not being politically correct, I'm going to say you're right.

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's build on sizzle that's what sold.

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DebunkTheLeft 23 points ago +24 / -1

Here's what will happen:

The company has apparently overhauled its design and management structures to reduce the need for excessive work hours. It reportedly added team members, created more opportunities for time off and fired leaders who were allegedly abusive or difficult. While the insiders described problems with bureaucratic overhead and some frustration over a lack of progress, many employees were said to be happy with the reduced pressure.

This means not only will the wokeness kill sales, it will be a year late and glitched to hell, reducing sales even further.

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Frestpost 14 points ago +14 / -0

And instead of shipping a full Game, they’ll do DLC for a decade

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CrustySockpuppet 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’ll do micro transactions for a decade lol. Actual DLC is too much work for them now

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gustodog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, rather than having to worry about their workload managers and employees now have to worry about getting fired for offending their colleagues (either over non-woke content or over hurting their feelings) so there'll be an incentive to ship another shit product (like their janky HD remakes of Rockstar's older GTA titles).

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zooty 3 points ago +4 / -1

Maybe. My experience is that while some flexibility is good, outright abusing your employees and forcing them into death marches as deadlines approach usually has a net negative effect on outcomes. Missing deadlines is usually a sign your project managers are worthless.

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Icanteven 217 points ago +217 / -0

The whole game is about being a fucking criminal. But can't make fun of trannies? how does that logic even make sense

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DisbandTheCIA 81 points ago +81 / -0

Hits too close to home.

For regular people GTA is totally unrealistic.

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GravityBounce1976 9 points ago +9 / -0

A man believing he's a woman is less realistic.

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Yeehaw-McKickass 3 points ago +3 / -0

More realistic than a bunch of people using cross dressing strippers as role models for children.

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sk39999999 56 points ago +56 / -0

If people make fun of trans people then they will stop becoming trans. The ruling class wants us all gay or sterilized so we won't reproduce.

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Lelleck 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be harsh fines in the future for making fun of trannies. The game would be banned and sales will go down.

However, the new lead character is a Latina. The intention was for her to be somewhere in Africa - now Miami.

I won’t buy that game.

Looks like Trevor is now erased.

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Noadhominem 20 points ago +24 / -4

Right, you can train a generation to murder innocent people and police in a hyper-realistic and addicting simulator game, but you can’t call a digital representation of a tranny a tranny. You can’t misgender a digital robot.

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gillonba 16 points ago +16 / -0

"hyper-realistic"? You've never actually played any of the GTA games, have you?

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Few open world modern city games have close to the same amount of detail as GTA.

As long as you aren’t looking at the NPCs, throw on some ray tracing and you could mistake a screenshot for a real photo.

Noad is right.

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gillonba 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said "played", not "looked at curated screenshots"

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

You can rob and kill prostitutes, but hey there, no transphobia now!

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Houseman 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I'm a criminal, not a monster!"

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Shalomtoyou 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fuck that. Have a subplot where you give food and shelter to runaway, teenage boys. Then ask them to pay for it with a few favors, culminating into you turning them into trans prostitutes with underground doctors.

What? Is that too dark for a game about criminals?

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localhost 52 points ago +54 / -2

If you want to know who rules over you, identify who you're not allowed to criticize.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 1 point ago +3 / -2

Real Jews are the orthodox ones who want to be left the fuck alone. Rest are suspect.

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C0vidiot1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauce?

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x79q3pb 0 points ago +3 / -3

I've seen a number of posts claiming to be persecuted by their anti Jewish views here. But every hard example I've been given "watch this post get removed" I've saved and gone back months later and it's still there. So I'm not sure if it's just clever division tactics or people just talking out their ass.

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x79q3pb 3 points ago +5 / -2

get them banned, forever

Oh dear, it seems the fragile one has gotten a little triggered and didn't even read what I wrote.

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unclebobinator -1 points ago +3 / -4

Because every thread with a highly visible comment naming the Jews gets deleted.

And I can easily tell they're faggots because of the consistently worthless stickies.

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +3 / -2

Women? Even the right comes down on you if you're too honest about them.

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Superfan2025 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hookers will probably be transformed into strong empowered individuals.

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Obvious 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll probably encourage picking them up because sEx WoRk Is ReAl WoRk, but then give them guns and make them super hard to kill.

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Men?

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commiedestroyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

killed a tranny? immediate 5 star wanted level

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as the hooker is white.

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Bearing51 127 points ago +127 / -0

Won't be buying anything from Rockstar anymore. Sick of this shit.

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nomoreprinkles 67 points ago +67 / -0

They fired lazlo, most of the old O&A staffers (open joke that it was a revolving door between the show and rockstar entertainment) and creative leads have left voluntarily over the past 4 years. What's that tell ya about the product?

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RATMW 28 points ago +38 / -10

I found rdr 2 dull, tedious and woke. Minorities shoe horned in. Bland story.

Rdr1 was 10x better

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General_Specific 15 points ago +15 / -0

I agree. And riding a horse is cool but awkward and slow as fuck. I played a bit and just gave up on it. Not as bad as cyberpunk 2077. Possibly the biggest disappointment in game history.

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Tanmantime 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cyberjunk**

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BadManOrange 6 points ago +6 / -0

CDPR should have stuck with games that take place in medieval Europe.

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Shalomtoyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woo hoo. Cyberpunk. Where you can play a tranny.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trannies boycotted CP2077 cause of ingame ads that offended them.

Good enough for me.

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Shalomtoyou 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's no pleasing the Woke no matter how much you bend backwards.

In game ads? WTF?

I'm sorry, I got bored really quick and quit early.

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Hairy_Mouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't mind that shit on cyberpunk. I assume that 2077 will actually BE a totally fucked up and degenerate shit fest like it was in the game. So, it seemed authentic to me.

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point. I'm not sure we'll even get that far.

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telan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Authentic, sure, but why entertain yourself with it? Just my two. I passed on 2077 hardcore. My leftist-who-identifies-as-a-right-side brother (stupid-ass fag...hate that guy now) backed up the game like it was his bible.

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CrustySockpuppet 1 point ago +1 / -0

And can even change your tranny’s dick size!

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just getting ready for the VR world they're forcing us into.

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General_Specific 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was unaware of that... You sure?

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

In character generation you can choose your body type and genitalia.

You want a woman's body, complete with sexy hair, makeup, nail polish, and a penis? You can do it.

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Shalomtoyou 11 points ago +11 / -0

I actually liked RDR2. Didn't mind the minorities. And frankly, it was refreshing. I have a lot more sympathy for a black outlaw who's a runaway slave than.... do I even have to get into the CRT crap?

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +5 / -1

What minorities do you think wouldn't be in the frontier near Mexico exactly?

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telan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You aren't wrong. Once I got over the medium setting graphics (1660 super and all...) I just couldn't get into it.

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JohnFootpenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally it's my favorite game to just zone out and relax with, but I respectyour opinion. Wish more of the Characters were racist to reflect the time period, but the story establishes why the gang are cowboy SJWs. If you want fast paced, this definitely ain't the game.

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ripley88 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even RDR2 was too woke. The half-black half-indian who's oh so passionate about the environment and buffalos he murders people over it, even though historically indians slaughtered scores of buffalo and let them rot.

Arthur Morgan is a deliberately crafted fence-sitter and Dutch is a communist faggot.

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QanonIsMyDad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they were forced to put a lot of that shit into the game to make it more “relatable” whilst attempting to make it appear as though it was actually balanced politically. AmericanKrogan has an amazing video essay about it

But a lot of that bothered me too about the game, tbh

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AutisticSchizo 1 point ago +2 / -1

I miss AmericanKrogan's channel on YouTube. It's sadly only a matter of time before they also ban E;R.

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QanonIsMyDad 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree 1000%. This comment needs more updoots

RDR2, I’d say, was the beginning of the signs that R* was gonna go woke, but it didn’t go full retard and was still pretty good

IMHO, I think they made Dan Houser and team do a shit ton of rewrites on RDR2 after they unveiled the first teaser image back in 2016… fuckin’ every liberal lefty on Twitter and Neogaf lost their minds

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Kingofkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mass effect 3 was amazing besides the ending , and I really didn’t mind the ending that much

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Chaylar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dear God! Poor Laszlo! The finest mind of his generation, come to such an end!

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GivingThemThe_D 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Lazio radio shows were the best part. Fuck Rockshit

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BannedbyTD 17 points ago +18 / -1

Preach!

Last of Us 2 was pozzed with trannies.

Assassin's Creed Odyssey and Valhalla can't even commit to one gender for the main character because of inclusion.

Mortal Kombat 11 made Jade and Kitana look less like Baywatch stars and more like average women.

I'm all but certain God Of War Ragnarock is going to be a huge wokefest too.

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QanonIsMyDad 1 point ago +1 / -0

What were ur thoughts on GoW 2018?

Me, personally, kind sucked there were no Norse titties or sex mini games like the old days lol. But hey, Kratos has a kid now and not sure any of that would fit

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought kitana and jade looked fine, especially since they were probably modeled after real people for the realism. Kitana is a lot more attractive than the average asian. As apposed to the old made up models.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +4 / -3

Odyssey and Valhalla having the choice of gender was good, and in Odyssey was handled very well with the other being the character's kidnapped sibling.

Canon sex in Odyssey was female anyway.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I loved Kassandra and Alexios was very sinister as a villain, I know people did like the inverse too.

Eivor was not as exciting of a character, both sexes had their moments there too. But Eivor's gender fluidity was absolutely a woke point that Odyssey did not have, as in Odyssey you chose a character rather than sex.

The gender fluidity in Valhalla was a pretty explicitly referenced point, backed by "hurr hurr legends"

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

They stopped being worth it after RDO came out and was abandoned near-instantly honestly.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I play is DCS, Microsoft flight sim, Civ 5 and Rise of Nations. Just can't get into most of the FPS's and adventure RPG's.

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nomoreprinkles 110 points ago +112 / -2

gets a female lead. fucks everything up and bankrupts the company. The jokes make themselves.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +12 / -5

Female lead wouldn't fuck everything up.

The characters being non-binary otherkin with non offensive commentary would though.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 5 points ago +7 / -2

Yeah... I am weird. I prefer female leads. But they need to be -women-. Not... yeah, otherkin.

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Swolehas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not for a realistic game where you are a criminal who fights with fists, guns, and explosives. Maybe for Pokemon or League of Legends, but not anything realistic that requires physical combat

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GodSaveTheWest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean if they go realistic with it and make her shit at fighting but good with guns and weapons then it could be fine.

Wont happen, but just a thought.

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Swolehas 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be pretty cool tbh. Like, if you get in a fist fight with a dude you're just done for. And you can't use heavy weapons correctly. Like if you pick up a roket launcher you can't handle it due to the weight so you can't aim it without it moving everywhere

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Basedsliceofwinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm willing to bet that at least for the story-line missions, you only ever kill white men.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

There will be a thousand reasons the woke mess will not be as good as older entries for sure; female lead not the reason though

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MadRussian 4 points ago +7 / -3

Yeah it will. I'm not playing GTA as some beaner hoe.

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Wtf_socialismreally 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you require only a male lead to enjoy the game, you may be retarded.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go back to Reddit, fag

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lefty295 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will imo. GTA is just one of those types of games that women still do not play.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it won't. There will be a myriad of woke reasons the game will be trash, including the character itself -- but not because it's a female.

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless is gta roleplay, they seem to love that.

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Barrabbas 0 points ago +1 / -1

Female lead wouldn't fuck everything up.

Cuck.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retards will only play games or watch films with male leads.

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AmannamedRJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahh shit, here we go again.

I hope people are still bitter about the PS2 era re-releases.

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invalid_data 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it really going to have a forced female lead....fuck that.

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wearetruthseekers 63 points ago +63 / -0

I remember when GTA's main purpose was to be controversial.

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conservativeyuppie 22 points ago +23 / -1

Controversial against a moral order only. They'll cave to people even more degenerate than them.

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definitelynotaglowee 2 points ago +2 / -0

and boobies

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SuperWhig 57 points ago +57 / -0

GTGay

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PureBloodedSuperStr8 47 points ago +47 / -0

Aaaaaand Rockstar is dead

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RobezTobez 15 points ago +17 / -2

Doubtful. There's a huge bloc of kids who grew up with gta 5 and they will gladly pay $70 for the next title in the series.

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IvIA6A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Inflation got that too. Used to be 50 bucks for a game

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AmannamedRJ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Come on man, it costs a lot of money to sell you a game that will be broken at launch and slowly patched to "barely playable" status within 2 years after release with slow, inconsistent DLC.

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Basedsliceofwinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, anybody here remember Halo: The Master Chief collection?

I think it took a good 2 years to fix the bugs allowing the multiplayer to actually be playable.

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lefty295 3 points ago +3 / -0

GTA 5 didn’t even come out with multiplayer, did it? It was added later. That’s like half the game.

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Schwungle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gta 5 online was trash for years anyway. I think it was 3 or 4 years after launch they added heists and made the game have any kind of purpose.

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thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pfft. Not if you're on Steam.

GTA 5 is always on sale and usually goes for around $10. Sometimes less.

I never pay full price for AAA games unless they truly deserve it.

Skyrim and Doom comes to mind.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're talking new AAA titles even on steam.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most new games that are released on Steam usually get a very nice discount during the next sale.

There is always a sale going on. Right now there is an EA sale going on.

Even some daily deals.

So you really dont need to pay full price for games on PC.

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +2 / -0

GTA was $60 when it came out, would probably sell for $80 if released today

games are actually really cheap and are sold to us for much less than they're worth, imo

like, it took you 5+ years to make this, and you only want $80? If I play 100 hours of that game, that's 80 cents per hour. I can spend $80 at a carnival and get 30 minutes of fun...

Developers have all been trying to keep their prices around the target AAA price because nobody wants to be the first to try for $90 or $100 and then get rekt by 14 year olds who don't get this

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RobezTobez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its ridiculous. I rarely will buy a brand new game anymore. Especially these $70 titles. No thanks, ill wait for a sale or wait a few years for price to come down but thats oftentimes rare. Skyrim was never less than $60 its first few years out.

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NazisWereSocialist 41 points ago +41 / -0

Can you still beat up "sex workers"? lol

the whole point of the game is the characters are the worst people ever living in the worst version of the world

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CuckS1ayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

The world of GTA is a caricature of society. They take the stereotypes of EVERYBODY and everything and dial it up to 11.

The liberals are portrayed as the most obnoxious hypocritical douches ever. Conservatives are portrayed as extreme gun loving rednecks. The social media companies openly say they are spying on you. Not to mention the violence is over the top and the cops will kill you over the most minor offenses.

It is what makes the game so entertaining, and trying to censor it will make it something else entirely.

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SoyBoyDestroyer 38 points ago +39 / -1

Normies and retarded redditors can't understand why almost all video games suck these days. They claim it's because "muh corporations" are putting profits over making a decent game. It's actually quite simple:

A. They're shoe-horning woke bullshit into their games.
B. They have replaced quality devs with trannies, females, and minorities that are thoroughly unqualified.

Until this cancer is corrected, expect video games to continue to suck ass.

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thisguy883 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just support indie games.

Many good ones out there.

Though I'm worried for TES VI. I seriously hope they dont woke-ify it.

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lefty295 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’ve been moving in the wrong direction since Skyrim anyway. I do think Skyrim was a good game, but it’s basically an action game instead of an rpg. Fallout 4 was even more actiony and watered down than Skyrim so it’s not looking good even aside from the wokeness. I guess some people like having 2 dialogue choices that lead to the same place though.

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telan 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's an open fag in Far Harbor that you can let die. It's awesome.

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Bernier4Canada 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bethesda is usually good at making woke bullshit at least tolerable, or better yet sometimes not adding any

of course they WERE bought by microsoft recently

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clint_bronson 0 points ago +2 / -2

bethesda is trash. After Oblivion they deserve nothing but failure. And as if fucking their own TES franchise wasn't bad enough, they also had to go ahead and rape fallout.

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AmannamedRJ 11 points ago +12 / -1

The reality is that hard-working pioneers who were originally hobbyists who learned to code in their basements were replaced with annoying game-design academics

Story time:

I was given a code by a friend. He said "Show this to your art-school friends" (Yes, I regrettably went to an art school). I showed them that code and they said it was "messy and bad" The code was just highly simplified, it wasn't messy nor was it bad. It did what would normally take like 100 lines of code using the textbook method in around 20.

This friend learned on his own. He brought books and mastered theory with no other distractions, and he didn't have teachers going "Do it this way or fail my class" He only had to make the code work, debug and watch it go... Then he sent me another code. This was a popular short-hand code used for lighting in old games. They told me it was bad and would never have been used, despite the fact that he knew AAA titiles which used that exact code.

That was when I learned that the academic way of learning design will ALWAYS be trash compared to just learning and doing it yourself. Old video games were made basically in basements or shitty apartment buildings with intimate 10-crew teams who all learned themselves. Modern games are made by art school fags who don't like thinking outside the box.

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Basedsliceofwinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't know much about the game development companies or anything like that.

But I worked in the student finance office while going to grad school. The people wanting game design degrees were always fucking retarded. Either fat losers, or woke fags who spend 8 grand on an apple laptop, or lesbians who love gaming but hate the culture and want to improve it and make it more inclusive.

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Schwungle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's actually just true of most creative endeavors. Reminds me of a Mozart quote (iirc, but it might jist be apocraphal). A man asked Mozart "can you teach me to write a symphony?" And Mozart told him ~"probably, but it would take years if not decades of tireless study and practice." The man was surprised and pointed out that Mozart wrote his first symphony at the age of 5, so it couldn't be that difficult. Mozart replied "sure, but i never had to ask anyone how."

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current_horror 6 points ago +6 / -0

The gamers who now hate Blizzard, Ubisoft, and CDProject Red are the same gamers who cheered at company photos showing thousands of diversity hires.

If a game dev studio isn’t 90% white and/or Asian, their games will be crap.

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TheImpossible1 5 points ago +6 / -1

isn't 90% white

CDPR is, but they're nearly all women.

What gaming needs is a very low number of women involved, because their hate for men makes them churn out shit out of spite.

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definitelynotaglowee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Japanese games are the last refuge

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

DOOM Eternal is only 2 years old and there's not a single piece of woke bullshit, you're just a dude tearing up demons alongside amazing djent/glitch metal tracks.

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Jebs_guac_recipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both of the recent dooms are the most fun I’ve had in years. Just over the top, constantly overwhelming, high action, absurd music. Doom eternal even pokes fun at woke bullshit - they have the retard government announcements referring to the soulless demons as “mortally challenged”. Those games are perfect. They’re the “mad Max fury road “ of action shooters.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

i forgot about the mortally challenged lol, amazing stuff

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idrago01 26 points ago +26 / -0

everything woke turns to shit, don't buy this turd

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notCIA 23 points ago +28 / -5

Anyone who Played Red Dead 2 would have seen this a mile off.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 10 points ago +15 / -5

Red dead 2 has hardly any political bullshit

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Forty_Five 12 points ago +14 / -2

Feeding the feminist cunt to the alligators is fun.

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iorek 7 points ago +9 / -2

But the do force you into a pro-19A parade against your will in a mission.

I wanted to burn that wagon.

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Bernier4Canada 5 points ago +7 / -2

"against your will"

maybe against your personal will. You're not playing an RPG, you're playing Arthur's story. His story involves being the driver of a carriage in a woman's rights protest, despite specifically stating he doesn't really give a shit, even says stuff like "why would anyone be stupid enough to vote?"

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ObamasLooseButthole 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually didn't notice if it has any political stuff at all... I was too worried about the moneh!

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +3 / -1

the only thing that comes to mind is how they decided to make the KKK a complete joke, instead of giving them any more horrific scenes

sure watching KKK kill themselves accidentally in various ways is funny but i'd have liked the opportunity to witness them actually doing something horrible, where you can then kill them because of their actions

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought that part was hilarious because it showed that democrats are absolute retards.

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wartooth6 5 points ago +7 / -2

And those politics were real and meaningful to the game's story, especially considering American history. No woke faggotry for a mOdErN aUdIeNcE.

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RATMW 13 points ago +14 / -1

I don’t play many story driven games so perhaps it’s not as bad as others. But rdr2 definitely had woke in it. Minority characters with no personality shoe horned in to the story for the sake of diversity. Characters constantly going on diatribes about how the white man is the ultimate evil. I’m sure there’s more. I remember rolling my eyes at the main story and getting annoyed by it thinking “this is modern political horseshit”

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +3 / -1

Eh I think you might be looking too hard. The story isn’t political at all, and I wouldn’t say they shoehorned in anyone for diversity. Just because there’s a minority character doesn’t automatically mean it was shoehorned in. They were all pretty well written.

There’s a couple missions with the Indians where I guess they complain about the white man, but that’s because their treaties were ignored which is something that happened historically.

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ripley88 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn’t say they shoehorned in anyone for diversity

Charles is half-black and indian. That's pretty shoe-horned. And the way the military is portrayed is totally one-dimensional, especially compared to the indians they're dealing with. Dutch is an outright communist and often decries white people for their perceived collective crimes against humanity.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, Dutch was a charismatic idealist whose ideas were totally unworkable.

The charisma is how he had the loyalty. The idealism is why his group broke apart into utter chaos.

It actually makes sense.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but it wasn't just those things that defined his character; he is racist toward white people and it's a totally unnecessary trait and actually unrealistic for the period.

I'm not saying they're beating us over the head with it, but it's not okay when it's subtle and we have to notice these things.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +3 / -2

Dutch is a villain dude.

Again, just the fact that a minority exists does not make it shoehorned. It was written into his character and actually serves purpose in the story.

Shoehorning is like what they’re doing in the new lord of the rings show.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he was black or indian that would be one thing, but both is what makes it shoehorned. And the fact that Dutxh is a villain has no bearing on his character's racism towards white people; it's clearly the wokescolds putting their stamp on his character. It's not even realistic to have him be racist to whites in that time. He could just as easily have been an anarcho-communist, but no, they had to inject modern politics to push their agenda. I'm not saying this game beats you over the head the same way Last Of Us does, but you're asleep if you think RDR2 is based or simply not woke. You think it's been just the last four years that woke writers have been hired at Rockstar North? The studio is in Scotland; it's one of the most woke populations in the West.

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wartooth6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those moments of "woke" were so low-key compared to everything else out there a lot of it flew under my radar. The women's suffrage mission was about the worst that I found. I can see what you're saying though. My biggest takeaway from the main plot was how Arthur and Dutch (along with many others) are feeling the crunch from "The Man" and how they see the world they lived in is slowly being taken away from them in the name of "Progress". Dutch often yammered on so much about it that even as a player I was kinda getting tired of him going on about it. But it's pretty damn relatable.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 9 points ago +9 / -0

Honestly the only things I can recall are the womens suffrage protest and that you can find a group of KKK despite them not existing in that time period. And you can antagonize/kill both. Seems pretty fair.

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Shalomtoyou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lenny grew up a slave in the pre-war south.

But I found his story fascinating and gritty, not woke or forced.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lenny was awesome. RIP Lenny.

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Bernier4Canada 3 points ago +4 / -1

and Charles, the half-black half-native man who was one of the best and coolest characters

RDR2 is a prime example of diversity done right, and shows that if done right, it really can make things better. I don't see anybody ever complaining about badass Sadie Adler either

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ripley88 2 points ago +4 / -2

Charles was a faggot. He got all emotional and murdered a guy for shooting buffalo, as if indians didn't slaughter buffalo and leave them to rot.

Sadie's character is retarded, too. Nothing but a whiney feminist stand-in, complaining that she has to do menial tasks around the camp like peel vegetables when Pierson does the same work. By the end she's the same second-rate-man kick-ass-bitch we've been getting from movies like Salt and Atomic Blonde.

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Bernier4Canada 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also murdered the guy for killing Buffalo for no reason. Strangled him to death. Charles would be right to want to kill a man who's literally killing animals for no reason other than to blame Charles' people on it. Especially in 1899.

Sadie's a bitch to Pearson for sure, but she's upset that she's only asked to do the "womanly work" when she wants to be involved in the mens work too. She has a whole thing about how her and her husband shared the workload, and as the son of a woman like that, i can tell you those women are not just made up for woke points. I think the game does well to show you that Sadie is a unique woman as well compared to the other woman who literally do nothing all game.

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn right. Charles was cool. Dutch had that crazy charisma that though you could see he was nuts, you could also see why people followed him. Javier was amazing compared to his first game depiction. Hosea was cool. You felt bad for Kieran. A little creeped out by Strauss, in spite of that his crime was perfectly legal. I love when Sean corrected Colm O'Driscoll's pronunciation of his own name. Felt something for Grimshaw. It's the definition of a strong cast. Micah was a little too type cast. I think it should have been Mollie to betray them rather than Micah (And there's a strong case to make that she actually did, and Milton lied about that to encourage further dissension with a still-living gang member).

Really, maybe some of the characters were a little under the radar (some of the girls mostly) but if you challenge me to think of a game with an equally strong cast, I'm gonna have real trouble coming up with one. I thought Dragon Age was pretty strong, but it's nothing compared to this cast.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

the girls being under the radar i believe was on purpose, rockstar wanted badass Sadie as the female side-hero, and the other females to clearly be simple prostitutes or cleaning women, while still making them all interesting enough if you take the time to speak with them in camp a lot

I missed Sean correcting Colm entirely, is there a youtube video of that?

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ArchbishopofKekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swore the KKK existed in 1899...

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah idk what he's on about

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing like tying up a suffragette and throwing her to crocks outside town.

Good times.

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

More than you noticed

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tree_sloth4 7 points ago +7 / -0

Luckily, there were no trannys in 1890.

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Retard_Strength 6 points ago +6 / -0

you could pay 5 cents to look at them at the freak show

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +3 / -1

there's one mission where an artist in Saint Denis, who happens to be a fairly sexual deviant, dresses up as a woman while you escort him to the docks and out of the city

of course it's purely comical and nobody ever tries to shove it down your throat that "he's actually a woman inside!"

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TeeBP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, I always knew Sadie was pretty much them testing the waters with a female protag.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sadie was badass though. You can have good female protagonists if they’re well written.

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

She had a good start, then she turned into a whiney feminist boss-bitch by the end

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feminist? How so? Just because she got tougher after some shit life experiences?

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, no; because she was physically overpowering multiple men twice her size by the end.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember her outgunning men by the end but not physically overpowering.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

She does, either when they're being overrun on the mansion they took over, or when they raid the Braithwait manor, Arthur finds her behind a shed beating up two big guys before she kills them.

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Bernier4Canada -2 points ago +1 / -3

but most of us want to play as Sadie in her own spinoff game

GOOD female protags are good

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markolbb 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's woke in RDR2?

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wartooth6 8 points ago +13 / -5

Nothing. RDR2 is based and American as fuck. It's no wonder they want to shitcan this series. They let Red Dead Online die and the players literally held a funeral for the game recently.

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thisguy883 4 points ago +5 / -1

Red Dead Online was fucking horrible though.

Fun for a while until hackers took over.

Hated logging in and trying to hunt then all of a sudden explode or have random mountain lions spawn in and kill me.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +2 / -1

Red Dead Online died because they tried to implement the same cash grab formula from Shark Cards, into a completely different game where majority of your time is spent riding a horse.

Then they fucked the economy so you basically had to pay more money to enjoy the game

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +3 / -1

They had a mission where you had to defend feminists.

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quite a bit lol

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay then name some. You aren't answering the question.

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck. Triggered another fanboy. You people fuckin interrogated me last time I brought it up on here all because I was attacking your precious game.

I'm not attacking anyone who liked the game. I get it, it's fun. I just noticed a lot of modern politics in the game when I played part of it like a year ago, wasn't exactly a huge part of my life so I don't remember them all.

They glorified indians in several instances using the classic "noble savage" lie. One was an early mission where they discovered some evil whiteys killing buffalo they didn't need, which of course upset the native because he worships and respects nature despite natives running fuck tons of buffalo breeds extinct due to mass killing them, historically. Arthur magically knew it was also all a ploy to make injuns look bad as well. Went out of their way to make Arthur an antiracist feminist on multiple occasions despite him simultaneously being a murderous criminal. He has a few run ins with the Klan where they are bitterly displayed as half wits, and Arthur announces his complete hatred of anything racist in a triumphant moment of virtue signalling. The main one for me was Dutch claiming that European whites were the ones that introduced savagery to America when they came over here and called some dude retarded for blaming the actions of injuns during war on the injuns instead of their white oppressors. Despite that just being off the top of my head, and extremely blatent, I'm still heckled by at least one of you guys on here when I bring it up because you just can't believe that a woke corporation would force politics into one of their video games in the modern era.

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey dude I came back to this thread to apologize. I went back and played some RDR2 and you're right, there is a fair amount of woke bullshit. They do a pretty good job of kind of cloaking and obscuring it, but it's definitely there.

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notCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. I appreciate that. Sorry if I was an asshole. Sometimes I see this stuff in media and I have a really hard time getting others to notice and I get a little worked up over it. I'm not great at getting my point out in a text post and I get frustrated really easily.

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't be sorry bud you were right! I didn't notice it at the time because overall it's a good game, but there is absolutely a bunch of woke bullshit. It's important to call this stuff out so I'm glad you mentioned it, and after replaying some I see it clear as day. Thanks for helping me wake up on this one.

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

No problem. I've had so many headbutting matches over it that I was looking for a fight I suppose.

It was a fun game while I played it, there were just certain parts I couldn't get past which really sucked. It's one of those things where once you see it you can never unsee it, and it ended up ruining it for me. I figured we'd see it come to fruition in GTA 6 as well, and I'm afraid that's what will be happening.

For real though, the fact that you actually read my rant, went and checked, and then came back to let me know what you found as politely as you did makes me feel foolish for how I responded. Guess this will be a growing moment for me. It just feels like I'm the crazy one when I point this stuff out and I only get skepticism in return. I'm glad I went ahead and included the examples I could remember or I would have negated any good that could have come from that interaction.

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Keiichi81 22 points ago +22 / -0

Rockstar is dead. Every beloved gaming studio you remember from your youth is dead. Even if their animated husks go on, they're all infiltrated by woke cultists. The people who made those studios what they were have long since been replaced.

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Morris_The_Grey 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP Blizzard.

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Jaybone86 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don’t buy the game.

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HunterzCrackPipe 21 points ago +21 / -0

RiP

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CentralAmericanPede 16 points ago +16 / -0

The whole point of those games and what made them fun, was their anti-PC bent. If they go woke, that will completely ruin it. But I guess Rockstar games doesnt give a shit as they know NPCs and normies will buy any game with the GTA label on it.

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Basedsliceofwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they'll get loads of free press when Mom's Against Speeding or Black People Shouldn't be Murdered in Video Games Alliance comes out with a criticism of how the game literally raped them.

But now, I bet it'll be more left wing organizations that spew that filth as opposed to right wing orgs like back in the day.

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MAGAsJustBegun 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not having stereotypes in comedic rated M games is so shitty. Look at the Simpsons.

Every character was based on a stereotype. Apu, Wiggum, Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Burns, Smithers, Milhouse, his dad and mom, Nelson, Milton, the punk kids, principle Skinner...

Pretty much every character. Even Ned Flanders.

That's what made the OG show so funny.

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Carlos017820 14 points ago +14 / -0

Play throughs with Trevor was my escape from being a complacent and peaceful member of society. It allowed the inner me to go around and be a complete asshole to a failing and vile world.

I think there's a little bit of Trevor in all of us. RIP

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markolbb 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trevor made GTA5. I didn't give a shit about the boring suburban dad or the ghetto trash-- Trevor carried the game.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Franklin hated the ghetto culture. He literally thought Lamar was retarded. And he hated just about everybody else he knew from the ghetto too.

Franklin would be based in the real world.

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Ryan_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga…

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ArchbishopofKekistan 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's Lamar for you.

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Lobo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always said that the game should have just been all Trevor. Would have been way better.

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard Trevor was their attempt to make a real person based on the way people usually play GTA.

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% agree. Campaign was too short, too. Seemed like they ended it snd said "good job, go play GTA online now."

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lefty295 4 points ago +4 / -0

Microtransactions, campaign didn’t make them more money.

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Carlos017820 4 points ago +4 / -0

Main campaign wasn't very long but there's a ton of extra side stuff to do in the game. It's packed with content

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Carlos017820 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rampage side quests where you have to kill as many spics as possible. Gone are the days

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Wiggle-Hard 14 points ago +14 / -0

The one after this new one will be a gay tranny boy lover that recently transitioned and one of his missions is to groom a child

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lurkwellmyfriends 13 points ago +13 / -0

"You can't escape anymore and have fun here, bigots."

Always a sound business strategy.

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BetaODork 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. In clown world society, “transphobia” (a fake term) and racism are worse than murder or rape.

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Disneys_are_Groomers 7 points ago +7 / -0

its not a phobia, its a disgust.

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Czshad2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Marginalized? Everywhere you look, you get trannies and fags jammed up our ass. You know who is marginalized? White Males who own guns.

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trumpORbust 11 points ago +11 / -0

Go broke you fucking joke

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thedaynos 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah let's be real, this is why GTA 6 has not come out yet.

I understand that GTA 5 is still raking in money, but GTA 6 is going to be a game that everyone buys no matter what. Even if they become woke. It's going to sell millions of copies based on their reputation.

If they were to follow GTA 5 with GTA 6, 7, 8, etc every few years, people would buy that shit.

The problem is that they know after GTA 6 sucks so bad, nobody's going to want a GTA 7. At some point Rockstar is going to rid itself of everyone who feels this way, and they're going to ruin the product beyond recognition.

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Disney might make a few bucks after a few woke Star Wars movies. But people catch on.

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Basedsliceofwinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I read that while they technically made a profit on their star wars purchase from George Lucas, they fell well under expectations.

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ripley88 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, you don't invest $4B+ to break even, that's for sure.

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dudebro 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ah yes, because that's the core of Grand Theft Auto: polite criminals.

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magabeans 7 points ago +7 / -0

So it's basically saints row/ watch dogs now, no thanks we have enough of those

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grandfather_nurgle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah I play a little GTA V Online. It is amazing because original game is defiantly pre-woke lots of off color humor. Now everything is sanitized. The latest DLC included a few new contacts for missions and they are all brave waman of color and the DLC’s theme is high gas prices and record temperatures are caused by an evil white family from Texas of course.

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commiedestroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

they also go after republicans in the dialogue of a phone call you get with the agent.

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Morris_The_Grey 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Texas always has lower gas prices unlike Illinois.

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Groundpounder 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the part where we put all the blame on individual companies instead of denouncing the ESG scores that lead them all to the same, self-destructive place 😔

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ChonkFingers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe there should be a based alternative to esg.

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Groundpounder 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA needs a parallel economy. You’re already seeing the beginnings across the spectrum

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jnic815 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rest in piss rockstar. Everything woke turns to shit.

Start the timer today 7/27/22, let’s see how long it takes for rockstar to be in shambles

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IvIA6A 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like shit even without the woke stuff. They are basically rehashing vice city. No thanks

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Testosteroneape2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t they know that being anti tranny is the new cool. Just ask Dave Chapelle fans.

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20MagnusKonrad20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yet another example of the inheritors of a successful franchise condemning the elements that brought success in the first place. And when they inevitably fail, they'll simply shrug and move on to the next platform, where the cycle will begin anew, and they'll disown any responsibility for their previous failings because in their mind if something can't be thrive under their moral guidance then it shouldn't exist at all.

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Fullstackweebdev 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet everyone is devastated and will boycott it when it comes out in 10 years

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Patriots_Spike 5 points ago +5 / -0

Knew it was going to go down hill as soon as Dan left. GTA makes fun of everything, it's what makes the games GTA. Get rid of that and your left with a generic open world shooter.

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. I'm sure this is why he left.

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ShaolinBerserker1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

rip gta franchise

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LadyOfLorien 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't mind having the option to play as a female character. The Saints Row games gave that option and they were super fun. The difference is that Saints Row wasn't trying to virtue signal. They just realized it was just as funny to beat the shit out of luchadors with a giant purple dildo as a woman as it was doing it as a man.

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one cares if you play as a female character if it fits the story. GTA as a woman would probably be pretty weird.

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tomb Raider was the greatest.

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Deplorable556 5 points ago +5 / -0

aww shit. here we go again...

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2MoreWeeksTeeheehee 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’m calling it right now. Wait for Eminem to rerelease all his albums minus any gay jokes or slurs

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Basedsliceofwinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still think that's why he went so woke. He said fag in his old albums, had a song about date raping a 15 year old girl, and probably had ones that today would be called racist.

Instead of letting the mob come and telling them to fuck off, he caves and goes on BET to free style how Trump is Orange and superduper mean.

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2MoreWeeksTeeheehee 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh he’s 100% bought and sold. He says whatever they tell him to say.

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Morris_The_Grey 1 point ago +1 / -0

BET? That garbage still comes on?

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Tendies_or_GTFO 5 points ago +6 / -1

The PC modding community will deliver a GTA6 tranny-killer mod and this will force Rockstar into a showdown which will alienate many of its core fans. You wait.

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JaevlaSkit 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, a game franchise that all about crime has decided they don't want to be transphobic or racist?

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

The whole country is done. Even our most cherished titles will be woke.

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SpreadTheWord 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's ok, we just download cracked versions and mods and play the corrected version instead of the paid one.

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davidmode 4 points ago +4 / -0

"i cant wait until we can play as rosie perez in a video game!"

-- said no one ever

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cciv 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still allows you to ram your car into marginalized groups, jump out of car, and shoot them repeatedly.

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Tenbuckstew 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldnt be a Rockstar game without a hefty helping of white guilt.

Probably wont even pick this one up on sale, I mean how many times does the "dark side of the American dream" story need to be rehashed really? Especially when the only way they have to liven the narrative up is to add even more "whyt pepo evil" bullshit, I'm not going to pay money for that.

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yurimodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

inb4 American History X mod

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PotatusHead 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can still run over faggots though, right?

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Disneys_are_Groomers 3 points ago +3 / -0

they'll probably make something that makes it so you can't

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

It'll be like Driver where they always run out of the way

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Disneys_are_Groomers 2 points ago +2 / -0

you shoot them and they laugh " AIDS is going to kill me before your bullets do!"

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malooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

"EVERYTHING WOKE TURNS TO SHIT." - GEOTUS

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FireCrotchPsaki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jfc not Vice City again. That was so fucking GAY