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MythArcana 267 points ago +267 / -0

We don't want that guy back here again!

To the Pede in here who bet this would happen, cheers to you, dude.

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User_X 151 points ago +153 / -2

Putin should decline. Releasing this tranny will only make him look weak... Vladimir Putin declining the release or trade sends out a strong statement to the world that Russia doesn't fuck around.

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UndercoverSpez 61 points ago +61 / -0

I'm not sure anyone thinks Putin lost this deal.

Unless you're Biden and say 2 > 1.

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TravelingSalesman 20 points ago +20 / -0

I know I've been in front of the computer for too long when I see 2 > 1 and immediately think cronjob

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OPsMom 9 points ago +9 / -0

same... or basically any time I want to output stderr to stdout.

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ampersand but yeah, I saw the same.

too bad can't kill -9 the swamp, it would be very nice and easy

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altYPNeT 1 point ago +1 / -0

put it in a while true loop, because we all know the swamp has an uncanny ability to grow back

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clownpepe420 3 points ago +3 / -0

echo 'epistien didnt kill himself'

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Invisible ampersand?

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OPsMom 8 points ago +8 / -0

2>&1

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ClownWorldIsHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made me lol

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FatBeagleMars 3 points ago +3 / -0

nohup >/dev/null 2>&1 &

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UsernameChexOut 11 points ago +11 / -0

Putin gets the Merchant of Death, a dude who had multiple movies made about his notorious gun running. Potatoe gets a dude that plays in the WNBA and is too dumb to figure out that you can't bring weed into Russia. I don't think this one is even close lol.

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pauljr74 2 points ago +2 / -0

he didnt lose but he has the perfect pawn he could get a bunch of cash and every Russian prisoner we have for this freak he/she/ze Joe Biden cant, and won't do anything.

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DebunkTheLeft 22 points ago +22 / -0

They have to give Grinder the maximum sentence, then negotiate for more than one Russian.

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M4ster_Yoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about ALL of the Russians first and then we might think about sending that dude back? ;)

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nachosamplerREBORN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Putin is playing chess. Biden is an idiot. Putin will use this to his advantage and make Biden look like shit. Biden is not respected on the world stage.

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User_X 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alternatively... I guess they could have done a public execution by firing squad.

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PresidentBidet 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should execute the trannie. We don't want that filth back, we've got enough of them.

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AnacronicA 18 points ago +18 / -0

I was hoping they would forget about him with all the other messes they have created recently.

But on the plus side, it's 1 more asset for Russia to use against Ukraine/NWO.

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Bidensbuttplug 9 points ago +11 / -2

What do you have against Paul Whelan?

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BostonVoter 39 points ago +41 / -2

That's the problem. Nobody knows who he is.... this fucking Jogger has become a celebrity for being a Degenerate trashy filthy scumbag leabian fish eating cunt

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UpTrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

That cunt is gonna come home and go right back to kneeling

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Atlas_Honked 18 points ago +18 / -0

Probably kneels in it's cell regularly. 90% chance it kneeled when hearing this news

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NateBedfordForrest 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't be confused, patriot. It's knuckles naturally drag the ground whether kneeling or not...

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imnotdeadyet 10 points ago +10 / -0

He/Him will bitch that it took to long for the government to act. He/Him committed the fucking crime. He/Him fucked around and found out. He/Him should serve the sentence.

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Tyrone_biggums 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s a triple citizenship obvious spook that was detained at a wedding allegedly. So yes, no one knows who he is, that is true.

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Bidensbuttplug 5 points ago +6 / -1

Jogger?

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JoinTheDiscussion 5 points ago +6 / -1

yes jogger

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Wallypip3 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a hammer

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BigMikesTotemPole 0 points ago +2 / -2

that's a man.

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Paul Whelan?? OMG l love The Jam.

That's Entertainment !!!

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SPEDMan64 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's Paul WELLER you absolute prat.

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ActNow 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Prat". One of my favorite words. LOL.

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FightTheSWAMP 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet when she comes back here she still doesn't realize how much freedoms we have in America(well if you are Democrat or POC) that is. She will then start campaigning for other Democrats.

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MythArcana 15 points ago +15 / -0

He. It's a male.

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RU_joe_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct. Note the Adams Apple.

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youknowthething76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want the arms dealer back in Russia though

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, the Ghost of Moscow has much work to do.

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RedditStillSucks 125 points ago +125 / -0

I dont want this dude back - nobody does.

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scott31337 41 points ago +41 / -0

Except his boyfriend.

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rupok2 36 points ago +36 / -0

Gays cheat on each other like crazy. Most are probably in open relationships cause their relationship is based around degeneracy.

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Handshake2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kinda hard to do that when you have the mental maturity of a 13 yr old girl. Most faggots act like drama queen 13 yr old little girls.

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SPEDMan64 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is the truth. I'd go so far as to say they are the embodiment of all the worst attributes of 13 yo girls. Like they one day decided to literally be a girl in the worst way possible.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Serious trauma like being raped can emotionally arrest you. And after being turned out they then turn out other boys.

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Star_Rover73 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve heard that people stop maturing at the age they were molested. It makes sense.

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BostonVoter 18 points ago +18 / -0

Who the fuck would want to touch a 6 foot 10 Jogger with dreadlocks?? It's fucking disgusting

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deeply demoralized humans. It's abhorrent and abominable.

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Boom2cannon 84 points ago +85 / -1

This.....is legitimately treasonous

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Retard_Strength 29 points ago +30 / -1

i wouldnt be surprised if we traded Alaska back to Russia, just for one ignorant jogger. beclowned.

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MarchHare762 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't give the Turnip-in-Chief any ideas.

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Teleprompter in chief. FTFY

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npc_1234 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give them California, then maybe we will have a deal.

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BetaODork 17 points ago +17 / -0

And just for this dumb bitch to get back to the US and start talking smack about how terrible it is.

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Handshake2 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a dude sooo..

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NateBedfordForrest 8 points ago +9 / -1

Speak for yourself. I ain't fooled by their bushwhacked bamboozlement. The majority of them belong in a zoo. Expect chimpmania if this dipshit ain't released.

aNy eXcUsE tO gRaB muH nEw JoRdaNs an' BiGscReen

Why don't these useless joggers ever steal tools or work boots?

Oh yeah. Nevermind

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ModernDayMao 15 points ago +15 / -0

100% this incentives other countries to arrest Americans for BS whenever they need someone sprung from a us jail.

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akira2501 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why? Viktor Bout isn't that important. He sold just as many weapons to our "allies" as he did our "enemies." The judge even gave him the minimum sentence because it was pretty clear this was a political operation to setup a sting to get a vulnerable Russian during Hillary Clinton's tenure at State.

It's an old Obama era fuckup. He's entirely unimportant.

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edxzxz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even less important than a transvestite lesbian basketball player? Come on, man! What could be less important than a WNBA player?

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akira2501 5 points ago +6 / -1

We're also getting Paul Whelan back. Griner is essentially just along for the ride. She will, however, act like this was all about her and fail to acknowledge her own mistakes when she gets back.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

So we're getting a dishonorably discharged canadian and a tranny in exchange for the lord of war.

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N900mixalot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fact that he is Russian should have every Trump supporter calling their representatives asking for an explanation as to why it's okay for Biden to bow to Russia DURING A COLD WAR (that is what this is) but not okay for Trump to stand up to Russia.

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commiedestroyer 9 points ago +9 / -0

and yet this is one of the least treasonous actions of this regime. sad.

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xBigCoffinHunter 64 points ago +64 / -0

I don’t recall Trump giving up anything and still got people returned.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Jokes on you, that "thing" isn't a person!

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Gwoz8881 13 points ago +13 / -0

RIP Otto

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SkullLeader1 50 points ago +50 / -0

Thought America doesn’t negotiate with “terrorists?”

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Goldsteinbergsky 35 points ago +35 / -0

Terrorists literally control our government tho.

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Conspiracytheorist 18 points ago +18 / -0

Now countries will detain any American for any reason and use us as a bargaining chip in the future. Just make sure you’re a tranny black person for the most value

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1776timesinfinity 0 points ago +2 / -2

Exchanges like this have taken place for centuries more or less continuously. Why does this one in particular signal a change?

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Conspiracytheorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden’s DOJ actively said “don’t do it” but Biden is pressing on anyways.

Safer to keep a Russian arms dealer behind bars, or free a tranny WNBA player? The dudes not worth it

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Wallypip3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to mention, Griner broke the law. Not just minding her own business on vacation

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1776timesinfinity 0 points ago +1 / -1

How is that relevant? The claim the poster made is that this prisoner exchange will somehow cause Americans to be endangered in ways many other similar exchanges haven't.

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1776timesinfinity 0 points ago +1 / -1

This doesn't really have anything to do with what you initially said. You seemed to suggest that prisoner exchanges in general increase the likelihood that Americans will be detained. How do you square this view with the fact that prisoner exchanges have taken place frequently for a very long time, and why do you believe this one in particular endangers Americans, as opposed to hundreds of similar exchanges that have taken place?

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Conspiracytheorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at what’s happening in the world right now. Not then. We are in unprecedented times with countries that absolutely hate the US. If you don’t see the crazy ass backwards shit here, you’re on the wrong board. Griner is a worthless piece of shit tranny fag that deserves to rot in hell in Russia.

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1776timesinfinity -1 points ago +1 / -2

Look at what’s happening in the world right now. Not then. We are in unprecedented times with countries that absolutely hate the US. If you don’t see the crazy ass backwards shit here, you’re on the wrong board.

I don't think very many people would agree with you here. The US's image has been far worse in recent memory. Oil embargos, kidnappings from embassies, etc.

Griner is a worthless piece of shit tranny fag that deserves to rot in hell in Russia.

Again, your personal animosity toward Griner or the question of whether it's worthwhile to trade a Russian prisoner for her have nothing to to with the claim you're making, which is that this particular prisoner exchange is for some reason more likely than past ones to motivate other countries to detain Americans. You don't seem interested in even discussing this point now, let alone substantiating it.

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Parhelion12 7 points ago +8 / -1

We are the terrorists. See Ukraine and Wuhan labs.

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

We?

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DrJosephWarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Parents?

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Basedsliceofwinning 13 points ago +13 / -0

Meanwhile, the arms dealer gave arms to African dictators to facilitate genocide. That's the most racist thing you can do.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they won't even notice, because nobody watches wnba.

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FliesTheFlag 33 points ago +34 / -1

IT'S MA'AM

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Gwoz8881 11 points ago +11 / -0

IT’S A MAN

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AceFight 4 points ago +5 / -1

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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gaijin_ronin 27 points ago +27 / -0

Hope Russia gives dementia joe the double barreled middle finger. That makes a greater point than getting a prisoner swap.

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SqRt7744 9 points ago +9 / -0

No way, why would they want some tranny? It's win for Russia to be rid of him and get their arms dealer back, and lose for America.

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malooch 23 points ago +23 / -0

she'll get a multi million dollar book deal, lifetime movie and parade just watch

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45FortheWin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes, and a big Nike endorsement contract and ad campaign celebrating her bravery and strength and struggle against racism. All while she continues to kneel during the national anthem and hate on America. The WNBA's Kaepernick.

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DrStormfagFedglowie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read it as big Mike at first

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BostonVoter 7 points ago +8 / -1

I hope they beat her to death over there. This is horrible.

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

Odds she will chimp out by the end of the year?

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

They only chimp out when gathered in large numbers, and I'm pretty sure in Russia there's only one of her kind there.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, I hate it.

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Fact 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Are we ready to mammamddmdddaa deal, Putin?"

"Esteemed Mr Biden, I checked, we do not have a woman by such a name here."

"What?"

"We do not have a woman by the name of 'Brittney Griner' in our holding. We have a man by that name?"

"Oh, come on, man!"

"I will hang up now, Mr Biden."

"No, no, wait. L-look. Shaaddrrfifivikocssaeenna a man. I'll do it. If it makes you happy. Can we have 'Mr Britney Griner' back?"

"I am happy now. And fuck you. Goodbye."

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BabbleRabble 15 points ago +15 / -0

don't wanna lose that sizable WNBA fan voting block (ahem...oh wait...that's the only one left)

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based_trekkie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Putin should get a DNA test done then say : "We don't have any FEMALE WNBA players imprisoned"

And then release the DNA test results,

HEHEHEHEHE!!!

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ThoughtCrimeConvict 12 points ago +13 / -1

I, for one, am very happy about this. That Russian arms dealer probably deserves to go home free.

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s a merchant of death. There’s a lot of new arms in Ukraine that need to be sold on the gray market. This deal will get millions of people killed

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LordCommissarYarrick 5 points ago +5 / -0

The CIA has been doing this shit for years, even employing so-called "merchants of death" when the need is required, only to throw them in jail when no longer useful.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

WEF gets to reduce some more carbon.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz -1 points ago +1 / -2

Please elaborate.

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UndercoverSpez -2 points ago +1 / -3

Why do you say that?

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SqRt7744 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably true.

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UndercoverSpez 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm genuinely curious. Are you saying that In a "I don't trust the feds, and they do stuff like that sometimes" or do you think the guy is actually innocent?

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SqRt7744 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idk, haven't looked in to it at all. Probably not as bad a guy as many in the FBI or CIA though.

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MI_Patriot_4EVA 11 points ago +11 / -0

The WNBA player broke the law, admitted it, and was jailed in Russia because she/he/them/they/it is an idiot. Typical of the Biden admin to cover for law breakers, both foreign and domestic. Especially drug-related crimes (just look at Hunter....)

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Hanging_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

That XXY dude is a political prisoner / prisoner of proxy war?

Also, trading black people sounds... Slaverous

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KeepingAmericaGreat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bro Bergdahl

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tat2ed 9 points ago +9 / -0

The "Russian arms dealer" was set up by the DOJ, so just give him back and they can keep that WNBA dude. It's a win win

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UndercoverSpez 8 points ago +8 / -0

Liberals will call it a win 🤦‍♀️

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megapat100 8 points ago +8 / -0

if Grinder was a white woman Biden would do nothing.

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Ocineaa 8 points ago +8 / -0

So.....a globally connected arms dealer for a fuckin person who plays ball in circle? Jesus.

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Bastard 8 points ago +8 / -0

If Obama had a son, he'd be just like that.

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behemoth887 7 points ago +7 / -0

why does that guy want to come back to america

isn't it the worst country ever?

doesn't he kneel for the anthem?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 7 points ago +7 / -0

FUCK JOE BIDEN

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Ocrazio-Cortez 6 points ago +6 / -0

[laughs in putin]

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why that cunt rag and not this teacher jailed for basically the same thing? Not black enough?

https://www.live5news.com/2022/07/26/us-teacher-sentenced-14-years-traveling-russia-with-cannabis/

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

let them all rot there. do we really need to trade for any of these fucking idiots that travel to other countries and break their laws?

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Pres_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lord of War. One of my Favorite Movies.

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MightyEighth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Putin should tell Biden he’ll release Grimer for nothing is he goes on live tv and denounces men in womens sports kek

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Truglow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pander vote move.

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bringbackthe80s 6 points ago +6 / -0

We don't want Snoop Dogg back.

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BostonVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there a way we can call Russia and tell them to not do this Deal ???

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 7 points ago +7 / -0

Russia, if you're listening, do not do this deal

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Dirk_Nager 5 points ago +5 / -0

Travesty

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honkdeezee 5 points ago +5 / -0

I might have to go to the Russian Embassy to seek asylum like Snowden since no agencies want to listen to me.

(because they'd have to arrest their pedophile friends)

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CentralAmericanPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love how the media are pretending to care about this guy Paul Whelan so this massive government effort to get “her” out of prison doesnt look like a case of black gay woman privilege, which it so obviously is.

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Atlas_Honked 5 points ago +5 / -0

A powerful black womanz would refuse to be traded around like some slave for the white man's entertainment. She should refuse! Remember, this is the worst nation ever anyway

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LtPatterson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Worse than Bowe Bergdhal in terms of negotiation. Amazingly bold move.

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Steady3 4 points ago +4 / -0

They can have the arms dealer and keep that wnba sack of shit.

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Crucial8GB 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think Putin is in a negotiating mood and it's not going to happen.

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CovfefeNegro 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I were Putin I'd offer to give the BLM terrorist back if and when America ceased supplying arms to Ukraine.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Putin should say since it's two for one, I want the letter D stricken from the English alphabet.

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QueensOwn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder, once he’s free, do they invite him to the White House to celebrate someone who knowingly violated the laws of another country? Is that the new “bar”.

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DrStormfagFedglowie 2 points ago +2 / -0

kenyan faggot did it all the time

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DestroyerofCobwebs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I anticipate they'll turn this offer down. It's a 2 for 1 to start with, and it's not like getting Bout back is going to have anywhere close to the PR win for the administration of returning Griner, or the morale impact at the CIA of getting back Whelan.

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is a glorified globohomos idol put forth for you to worship.

Rewarded for No accomplishments.

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Winner45 4 points ago +4 / -0

I predicted this. Actually I predicted two spies and 100 million dollars, but there’s still time for Biden to add more.

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henri_derelicte 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is such a shitty trade. It’s like trading a convicted murderer for someone accused of possessing illegal drugs.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin is getting the short end of the stick on that one if he accepts.

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Basedsliceofwinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some retarded female athlete for a notoriously cunning arms dealer?

I make that trade all day if I'm Putin.

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s obvious that this NBA dude means a lot to Bidens agenda. Putin should know this, and should just straight up deny the offer unless Biden gives up two more. Or just tell him to fuck off.

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edxzxz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pull the real boss move, and completely ignore Biden. Make Biden screech and whine and cry like the powerless fraud of a baby man he is.

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Anyone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes fuck no let that Trans dude rot in Russian gulag.

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

one less here we have to deal with