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JUST IN - San Francisco declares state of emergency over monkeypox. (twitter.com) 🤡🌎  HONK  HONK  🌎🤡
posted ago by jpower ago by jpower +2607 / -4
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cyberrigger 345 points ago +346 / -1

San Francisco already is a state of emergency.

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deleted 132 points ago +132 / -0
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BackTheBoat 59 points ago +59 / -0

A couple times.

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BallsackPaneer 74 points ago +74 / -0

Please check the flow of the jet stream before doing this as nobody in fly-over states wants to smell burning street turds.

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User_X 23 points ago +24 / -1

So is San Francisco Sodom or Gomorah? I have a hard time remembering which one did what.

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BigBadJim 29 points ago +32 / -3

The whole of the United States is a new Sodom & Gomorrah.

It's going to be awesome to see Jehovah's wrath on us.

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deleted 11 points ago +13 / -2
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BigBadJim 14 points ago +14 / -0

When Jesus returns, the whole world is going to be punished.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think they got to the bottom of what's implied. They are behind in the analysis, clearly trailing from the rear.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is this “we”, keem-o-sabe?

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Firespawn 2 points ago +3 / -1

We're the whore of Babylon as a whole.

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BigBadJim 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Whore is false religion.

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T_DforTrump2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

*Sodomy and Gonorrhea.

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Filo76 8 points ago +8 / -0

San Francisco is Sodom. D.C. is Gomorrah.

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Mikespenis123 5 points ago +5 / -0

San Francisco is Sodom, and across the bay; Oakland is Gomorah.

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magapotus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggots gonna faggot.

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sodom & Gomorrah is an intersection of two streets in San Francisco.

Example: "I'm at the corner of Sodom & Gomorrah. Which male crackwhore should I approach again?"

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anon9361 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be either Haight and Ashbury, or anywhere in the Castro.

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, they did cover that in public school Physical Science. ;)

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pelosi steps out dressed like a military general, her feet both stepping in the shit that solidly covers every street in that entire city, and she goes "I love the smell of burning street turds in the morning."

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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MerlynTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fang Fang: even guys in China bigger than that.

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BeNotAfraid 10 points ago +11 / -1

If God doesn't nuke San Francisco, He'll have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.

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mty_green_go 5 points ago +5 / -0

That should help offset the insane housing market there and clean up some crime at the same time. Win/win !

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Khambei 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree with the message, but rather not have gay plague radioactive fallout from nuking that shit hole deservedly so many times.

I suggest just setting it on fire, indefinitely.

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Firespawn 1 point ago +1 / -0

And let the gay smoke travel across the US like last year's forest fires?

We need to nuke the San Andreas underground and let it all wash away...

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Induceddrag 9 points ago +9 / -0

From orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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GhostsofCannae 8 points ago +8 / -0

Racks pulse rifle.

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MAG_n_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuckin A

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hicks approves

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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MerlynTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

he'll even throw in a brand new Ak-47 made with special Giza cotton suppressors.

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VP_Unchained 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek..

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UsernameChexOut 13 points ago +13 / -0

Right, I don't think anything has changed in San Francisco

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

What hasn’t changed is the stupidity of the politicians and the deafening silence of anyone calling it out.

Breed acknowledged in a statement that the virus “impacts everyone equally - but we also know that those in our LGBTQ community are at greater risk right now.”

Read that again.

impacts everyone equally

lgbtq community are at greater risk

….well FOR FUCKS SAKE, which is it??? Does it impact everyone equally or fags and trannies more?!?!!! It can’t fucking be both!!!! The article didn’t even call that out!!!

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MauserShooter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Silly trumpster, you are not supposed to actually read with your mind. Just listen to the spirit of the message!

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's whatever they need it to be at the time. All things and nothing.

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Pedict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did she forget to mention trans women of color,? Tsk tsk.

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20MagnusKonrad20 2 points ago +2 / -0

The article didn’t even call that out!!!

And that's why they are able to get away with so much hypocrisy.

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Gadsden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only going to change for everyone else, when they mandate another shot.

Guess I'll just not comply with that mandate, either.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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SaltyKrakenBalls 8 points ago +8 / -0

Due to all the SHIT POX

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Caliber1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pride Pox.

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pride is the first of the original sins.

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Druid_Con 3 points ago +3 / -0

shit fuck pox

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RoBatten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schlong Covid . . .

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borntacticool 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rainbowpox

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Unicron3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schlong Covid.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Dimedog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer roving gangs of men with flamethrowers

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Overtaxed 139 points ago +139 / -0

SF is Ground Zero

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EatMyBallsAmerican 110 points ago +110 / -0

For gay ass fucking orgies

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Simple_Doot 71 points ago +71 / -0

Number one cause of Monkeypox. Sadly it disproportionately affects the minority population that can't go a day without ass fucking orgies. We should not expect these penised people to change their entire lifestyle to accommodate white people's sense of comfort. Instead whites should give up their firearms and pay more taxes. The CDC and WHO both agree that these facts best support a healthy world without the fear of Monkeypox. Thank you.

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Zskills 22 points ago +22 / -0

You don't happen to work for the White House press secretary do you? That was spot on

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Freedom4no1 11 points ago +11 / -0

hes over qualified

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Fastabenj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ruled ineligible due to speaking in coherent sentences.

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

I speak only in coherent sinnentsiss, cuz.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow... by the end I was like "yeah, your correct!"... you have a way with words

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exterminatus?

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NikolaiVsevolodovich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget piss pig parties!

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Freedom4no1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fauci still doing bath house research? Must be a treasure trove of disease to study. Maybe even some lost kids as well

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peewee Hogg: "So there I was..."

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Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 15 points ago +15 / -0

Was for AIDS as well.

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narvster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a pattern? What could it be?

Couldn't be related to huge amounts of high risk unprotected sex could it?

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a pattern?

It's likely that they are making eye contact.

Remember, that it's not gay unless you make eye contact.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 14 points ago +14 / -0

FAGA Country!

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL it was just there waiting for us

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realPhantomFuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

I watched a documentary on "Bug Chasers"

I can watch some pretty gnarly stuff... But that left me physically ill and uncomfortable

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Ocineaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah. Up there with the most degenerate shit I've ever seen by far.

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Ballind 4 points ago +4 / -0

DC is. Unsurprisingly.

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Taco_of_Kiev 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not much of a surprise, those sick gags think nothing of rawdogging all of America on a daily basis

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Sea_Still 119 points ago +119 / -0

San Fran is the gayest place on earth

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DemocratsStoleRVotes 35 points ago +35 / -0

They just confirmed it too

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mty_green_go 13 points ago +13 / -0

I honestly believe there are more fags in LA than in SF

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Cantshadowbanthemall 4 points ago +6 / -2

LA is 8x the size of SF. SF is only a couple miles across, pop is like 200k or something. Most people live in the Bay area

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jpower [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

You mean the Gay area?

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Cantshadowbanthemall 1 point ago +1 / -0

<snap snap>

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jlange94 9 points ago +9 / -0

One of the fag capitals of the world.

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

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JMaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nixon sure was right about that.

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +4 / -3

Tel Aviv has that honor

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TheArchAngel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to contest that, but you're actually right, though you don't really see degeneracy in the streets of Tel Aviv....

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ChickenInspector 98 points ago +98 / -0

Must be a good time to troll reddit, their admins are probably all on sick leave.

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fluffykitten 34 points ago +34 / -0

Reddit logo literally looks like a monkey

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mytummyhurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should start a troll campaign to get it changed because racism. Where's the hacker named 4chan when you need him!

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Predditors

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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LawlAndDisorder 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that is the problem. They are not taking sick leave.

Oh, I've got these open sores on my body. You know what I should do? Go to a gay orgy and have sex with men. Now that sounds like a plan!

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ChickenInspector 1 point ago +1 / -0

generally at mod meetups we tend to have one of the moderators become the "piss pig" and all the other moderators take turns pissing on them.

doggos ofc is never the piss pig, that's just about the only rule we have.

perhaps this will end up in a fbi file for future generations to read

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jdovejr 1 point ago +1 / -0

You win.

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sweeswee14 56 points ago +58 / -2

there's mucho grande evil in san fran. the whole state is crawling with sinners.

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EatChit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Macho Grande*

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DrJosephWarren 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember that time over Macho Grande?

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bigbossman2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande.

And don't call me Shirley.

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EatChit 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that was the start of my drinking problem..

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DrJosephWarren 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOWIE WAS A ROCK

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE BEST TAIL GUNNER IN THE OUTFIT! BUDDY CAME UNGLUED!

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Cantshadowbanthemall 5 points ago +6 / -1

We're all sinners

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Perhelion 1 point ago +2 / -1

#TryJesus

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sweeswee14 -1 points ago +4 / -5

maybe you are.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 7 points ago +8 / -1

There was only one born without sin.

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sweeswee14 -2 points ago +2 / -4

everyone is born without sin. what you do from there is on you. God knows everything we have done and will ever do.

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WhiskeyDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

California is red. FYI

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

For Christians, everyone including themselves are sinners.

It's the demons you have to look out for.

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sweeswee14 -1 points ago +1 / -2

we have all sinned but you are not a sinner at birth. I never believed that catholic nonsense. it's a rcc tactic to coerce parents to commit the child to the church. it's a lie and a charlatan's trick.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 46 points ago +46 / -0

Don't Say Gay!

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RonDon2028 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is some good shit homie

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Powhattan 46 points ago +46 / -0

Lock the faggots down.

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deleted 9 points ago +10 / -1
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Eric42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you forget the /s?

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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Eric42 1 point ago +1 / -0

I struggle with interpreting it in clown world. Especially in writing. Good to hear you were.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

all misinformation is information, CMV

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kompromatdotwin 36 points ago +37 / -1

Monkeypox is literally the left's "DON'T SAY 'GAY'" moment

This is the article in the tweet...
https://www.sfchronicle.com/health/article/monkeypox-sf-state-of-emergency-17335483.php ( https://archive.ph/9H0NE )

if you do a Ctrl-F for the word "gay"..... 0 results found

HAHAHA

edit: it most definitely is a gay man's virus https://patriots.win/p/15IrPWmPDE/new-york-city-just-confirmed-for/c/

edit: haha good thing i archived it, they have now added 3x references to 'gay' in the article

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invalid_data 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Left is the part of the sin and will do everything in their power to institutionalize that sin or try to lie and ignore that they are doing wrong. God is literally firing a warning shot across all these gays bows with Monkeypox and they still continue to suck and fuck eachothers poop holes.

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Roof_Korean 34 points ago +34 / -0

God willing stike down this city of sodomites and turn them to pillars of salt.

The very heart of the sodomite world.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't that where Harari is from?

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes indeed.

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jpower [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I thought it was Jared Kushner's ass

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bigmasshole 1 point ago +1 / -0

cant read unless sign up. I only sign in here every 3 months.

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Roof_Korean 1 point ago +1 / -0

No? Really? Time to reclaim the holy land I guess.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

God told us what to do with Sodomites in the Bible.

He strikes down people who don't do what they are commanded.

We should obey.

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bigmasshole 1 point ago +1 / -0

He went with monkey pox

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poof!

*Turns into pink Himalayan salt.

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For_All_Mankind 30 points ago +30 / -0

Jesus Christ you queer’s just stop fucking like rabbits. There’s more to life than buttholes I promise you.

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Oskar 29 points ago +29 / -0

Rabbits at least make more rabbits

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

The turds all over San Fran are actually their offspring.

Little chocolate rabbits.

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bigbossman2 9 points ago +10 / -1

They're just trying to fertilize turds.

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Getthetorches 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ew

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invalid_data 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their whole identity and existence is based around their sexual perversion. They are owned and controlled by it.

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turdinthepunch 24 points ago +24 / -0

schlong covid is a problem, folks

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 20 points ago +20 / -0

The fact that one of the gayest cities on the planet is the first to declare it an emergency is pure coincidence.

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RedPilledPede 19 points ago +19 / -0

who could have guessed? homos gonna homo

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Kyle-Them-All 16 points ago +17 / -1

DIE FAGGOTS DIE!

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Salty_Dad 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pride months + Monkeypox = 🤷🏽‍♂️

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ElCapitanBlazzinFace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pride Pox

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redpillthenormies 14 points ago +18 / -4

Stop having sex outside of marriage.

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DefKon1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, say what? Don't be a Bigot! Abortion and Disease are important Industries, without them we would be..uhhh, we would be.....Yeah, never mind, you were sayin'? 🐸🇺🇲

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop having sex outside of vagina!

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, San Francisco is pretty fucking gay, so, it makes sense.

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UncleBoobs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Enjoy!

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_Nosoup4you 9 points ago +9 / -0

All that butt fucking.

Not surprised

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Vargr 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not surprised.

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SigourneyPodgorny20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fags

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Lord_Nekro 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lock down all the Pride Pox faggots!

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AnthraciteCracker 8 points ago +8 / -0

San Franshithole

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Thedaythe_redditdied 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fag pox

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ElCapitanBlazzinFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pride Pox

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 8 points ago +8 / -0

So, they gonna close all the fag hotspots?

Can these freaks stop fucking each other for a minimum of 2 weeks.

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Justaguy147 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sodom and Gomorrah declare state of emergency due to Angelic Carpetbombing

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308win 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bet they won't mandate against gay buttfucking so it could save just one life.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fags inability to take a break from fucking each other's diseased assholes is not a valid reason to give the government more power.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some of them take a break to do drugs although most just do them while humping

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is to get you to push the jew pharma psyop to cover the vax side effects.

Has nothing to do with buttsex, but maxxvaxing while on antivirals and antibiotics, (which an overwhelming majority of fags are on compared to the baseline population)

But hey, at least pharma will make billions on another ‘treatment’ and the fags will eat it up like they always do

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ExecutiveWoodchipper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Faggots

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catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did they buttfuck during the announcement?

That city is full of bug catchers.

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EinhornisFinkle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pride pox. Be proud homos

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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redditadminssuckit 4 points ago +4 / -0

San Francisco IS monkeypox

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SNRNXS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faggots just cannot stop buttfucking for 10 SECONDS

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BlackKat 4 points ago +5 / -1

why don't I see a shitpost flare....this actually happened?

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Shroudedf8 8 points ago +8 / -0

You seem surprised lol. If any place was to have a monkeypox problem it would be San Franshitsco.

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Simple_Doot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Their wieners ARE the shit posts.

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BlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG! HAHA

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armyofpedes4usa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another #notthebee moment

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coyote_777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear homos:

it’s an exit not an entrance.

Stop doing that.

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fag city got a fag rash emergency.

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MeloniaisMelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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wantstogomoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monkeypox is a gay disease

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

that’s because they are all vaxxed, on antibiotics and PREP. Their immune and gut biomes are destroyed. Nothing to do with their sexual behavior per se

Just like AIDS, perfect psyop to get religious conservatives to push jew pharma propaganda

Even after all the covid bs, back to square one

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StrongIsland 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 weeks to slow the schlong covid

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are just going to need to turn the Sutro Baths into a quarantine camp

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OrangeCatBad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gays going to gay

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VarusSPQR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Truth_Cipher 3 points ago +3 / -0

SF isn't just gay, they are ULTRA GAY

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ProtestantPatriot 3 points ago +5 / -2

Tares will be tares

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop calling it monkeypox. It’s an std and 100% spread by faggots. Call it faggotpox. Also, how did children get it…?

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Dckman 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL FUCKING FAGGOTS.

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BringBackBroke46 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it wrong to find this to be funny?