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The second time in 4 Weeks??? Thank god he is boosted (media.patriots.win)             JOE  HIDEN  
posted ago by sebster ago by sebster +2531 / -2
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wadewatts 275 points ago +276 / -1

He is faking it to get more nap time. Lol

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hoarsecaulk 124 points ago +125 / -1

That’s what I was thinking. He’s probably having some sort of Alzheimer’s meltdown.

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 78 points ago +78 / -0

Me too. He can't keep faking his job anymore. That trip overseas really did him in.

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ripley88 64 points ago +64 / -0

They're getting the public ready for him to expire.

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Stormbringer33 29 points ago +29 / -0

Absolutely correct. We all knew the play…my guess is they off him to rally for November.

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eagle-eyes2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Perhaps the Chyna talks were a bit demanding

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TrumpIncitedErection 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mmmmmmonkeypox?

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Gadsden 11 points ago +12 / -1

Here's the thing, though.... That would leave us with Kamala and Nancy......

I actually believe that would hurt the dems chances even more, which will make the upcoming steal even more obvious.

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Proto-Sigma 8 points ago +9 / -1

There’s a non-trivial chance that he dies of natural causes and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 8 points ago +9 / -1

They can take stick a speaker inside his face, push it around on a wheel chair, and have someone just speak through him, with a voice changer designed to sound like him. Whose gonna know the difference?

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Gadsden 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's no joke. He is the epitome of weakness. Even if he weren't an illegitimate puppet, he is still so weak that our enemies would be pouncing.

The exact opposite of Trump.

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F33lingFr0ggy 4 points ago +4 / -0

If that happens, then I hope it's on live t.v. Then they can't run out the clock for Kamala to make her 2 years while they pull an RBG.

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nancy would stay were she is. Kameltoe succeeds to the Presidency, then she has to nominate a VP to be approved by both houses of Congress.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I welcome the cackling camel toe as the first wahmen president.

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mamayaya3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree 💯

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Jacurutu99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whichever version of Biden this is, he will be more valuable to them dead than alive at this point. They can play the "See...Covid IS dangerous, Joe just died from it!" .....card sold to the normies as some sort of tragedy to keep going until November.

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Jappletime 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can’t just step down. He has to go out in a blaze of glory like you know……John McCain.

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mamayaya3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Naturally.or by hand....

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Musicbymuzak 9 points ago +10 / -1

How much longer do you think the oatmeal in his skull could have dealt with the gallons of drugs they have to be shooting him up with to stay lucid? Lol

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Midgeba 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only.... :)

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realPhantomFuck 41 points ago +42 / -1

They tried using a deep fake but everyone (including the fags on Twitter) called it out... They wheeled his corpse out for a "meeting" and literally nobody understood what he was saying

Now they're going to hide his dementia with continued positive COVID tests

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The_Litehaus_Abides 18 points ago +18 / -0

Since he's "got no symptoms" are they going to do some more deep fake zoom meetings, or no?

Guess we'll see.

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starboard 22 points ago +22 / -0

If he’s got no symptoms then why did he get tested after just testing negative over last bout of WuFlu?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly!

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Paradyme 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think I missed this que Gandalf meme

Anyone got a link showing or analyzing the zoom meeting?

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realPhantomFuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Here's a snip: https://youtu.be/oLUsSe3LzGQ

This is when the Deep Fake didn't work and they brought him back out

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citydwellertrumpfan 4 points ago +4 / -0

It must suck for whoever has to be his translator in meetings with foreign officials.

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Jacurutu99 1 point ago +2 / -1

They had damn well never ask "do us a big favor and take this jab, ok?" ever again. On paper, Joe got all the jabs and boosters and it didn't protect him from "That evil covid" so, in storyline there is zero reason to get one. ZERO.

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ColoradoTrumper45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah... if that were the case he would have omitted the "again" from his statement. The current statement implies that he does remember that he has already had a positive covid test.

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 25 points ago +25 / -0

He doesn't write these tweets, or even read them. He is an ancient, geriatric moron. In his prime he was a moron. You think this guy knows how to use a smart phone? Puh-leeeez there's a team comprised entirely of soy addled faggots running his social media accounts.

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Sparks1017 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, there was a reason he was labelled the DUMBEST Senator

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think he even writes his own Tweets.

Can't finish a sentence without losing his train of thought when speaking live; can't go 140 characters without forgetting what he was typing about.

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now they can blame it on long covid.

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Skogin 48 points ago +48 / -0

It may very well be a smokescreen for whatever they are doing with him, while promoting the coof narrative as if regular testing is important.

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Americansupremacist0 28 points ago +28 / -0

At this point, I can’t help but think that. There’s a reason behind every one of their moves. And it’s never surface level except for when old shits his pants says the quiet part out loud.

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ubermk3 7 points ago +7 / -0

At the most basic level, they are simply keeping the grift going. Who knows what else they are cooking up behind the curtain.

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GuvmentCheez 6 points ago +7 / -1

Welcome to the party, pal.

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wilstjb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Demos keeping him in suspended animation using covid as smoke. At least until after the election. Big problem if Biden goes down before Nov. Kamala will not be a positive force for the democommies.

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magagama 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is also going to promote more isolation and wearing a mask. Back to masks!

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VOTE-VOTE-VOTE-VOTE 13 points ago +13 / -0

How abouta forever dirt nap

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Notmyresident 9 points ago +10 / -1

If he dies we get president Harris and vp pelosi. Fuck that.

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's not in charge now, what makes you think Harris will be any different? She's just as dumb as Biden is, and I'm thinking about Biden when he was her age. She's a dummy, and she'll do what she's told by the same who've been steering the ship for Biden.

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magagama 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whoever she is, she is not the same person who questioned Kavanaugh in the SC hearings.

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Cuetardian 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're just as illegitimate as Xiden is, so what's the difference?

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Notmyresident 0 points ago +2 / -2

Women are ALWAYS worse.

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baddream 5 points ago +6 / -1

VP Clinton VP Michelle O VP Barack O They need Nancy in the House. No one else can shepherd the 2022 Steal as well as she can.

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elleand202 2 points ago +3 / -1

Pelosi doesn't automatically become VP. They can nominate anyone. Watch, it'll be someone grotesque like Hillary.

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BrianDamage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelosi only gets involved if #1 and #2 are both disappeared at the same time.

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HiddenDekuScrub 11 points ago +12 / -1

I think they're stuffing him with more pills.

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zooty 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have to imagine the human body can only take so much of that shit. Especially at his age.

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FredRedd 8 points ago +8 / -0

I personally think that at this point, they’re just stuffing him.

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spyinneighbors4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think they don't want him speaking.

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wilstjb 1 point ago +1 / -0

jeezus, more than 3 months before the election. Biden gonna have covid19, long time to have covid.

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SheepKeeperv2 115 points ago +116 / -1

Time for a round of Rendesivir and the ventilator. If it only saves one life....

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AceFight 15 points ago +16 / -1

It does sound like they used some sort of treatment on him. It is only under these circumstances that someone would test negative then test positive again with COVID-19. It is unfortunate that treatments were suppressed for the general population during the COVID-19 pandemic.

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zetts 5 points ago +6 / -1

Of course they don't actually test him lol, they know the test is a joke and so is everything else surrounding this bs flu.

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Cuetardian 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't, either. I do believe that all of these people (Congress etc) have been on HCQ and ivermectin from the start.

If Xiden has "covid," that means his dementia has gotten too severe for him to appear in public and they're trying to figure out what to do next.

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rightway 3 points ago +4 / -1

Also - how could he have covid again, when we know the natural antibodies from the first time should've protected him? So maybe he didn't have covid then, or now. They're trying to remove him from public view, shut him up until they decide what to do.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 112 points ago +112 / -0

0% chance he actually posted this himself. They're doing everything possible to keep him away from cameras.

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alfredbester 44 points ago +46 / -2

Well he did get 81 gorillion votes without campaigning, so yeah.

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magagama 6 points ago +6 / -0

81 gorillion votes from about 15 million voters.

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AgnesDomini 7 points ago +7 / -0

^^^^This, exactly.^^^^

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

He barely knows who Jill is.

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Barron4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

He barely knows who HE is

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Moonshot2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing but deep fakes until WW3 starts

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Apesquat1 60 points ago +61 / -1

I hate it when he says "folks", it annoys the crap outta me. Obama used to say it too, ugh

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sully 35 points ago +35 / -0

Anything he says to assert some form of retarded dominance is stupid and cringe.

Things like "Folks...", and "Let me be clear" or "The fact of the matter is"

It's all pseudo-tough guy talk and it makes him look more of a loser than he already is.

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bejeavis 7 points ago +7 / -0

They also make up fake and gay pronunciations to differentiate themselves from the common people as a persuasive tactic. ie Muslim, al Qaeda, iraq etc

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rememberthe pompous jawbone Kerry and his Jenjis Khan ?

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +2 / -1

How does one mess up "Bodega" with "Bogota" ?

OUR first stop is in Bogota,

To check Columbian fields;

The natives smile and pass along a sample of their yield...

And they're on the train to Bejing... bringing cash, express...

They'll hit up Ukrayyne on the way, Bono's blowjobs are the best!

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heeeeeemeyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

It scores well in focus groups made up of gay retards

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magagama 2 points ago +2 / -0

The term “folks” is condescending.

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Emodius 2 points ago +2 / -0

His handlers say that to make it look like it's him

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laredditarmy 57 points ago +58 / -1

Folks! I am retarded folks! They are trying to hide me for the next few months folks! This Country is fucked folks!

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sully 20 points ago +20 / -0

LeT mE bE cLeAr

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Knollsit 12 points ago +12 / -0

I fucking hate when anyone says that line unironically. "Let me be clear" along with "people of colour" makes my ears bleed.

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

Make no mistake

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chiliboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

this is no joke

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Barron4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s the woke way of saying “colored people”. Inclusive!!

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beansieman1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

End of quote

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Repeat the line"...

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ain't kiddin'!

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BewareOfThePug 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta keep getting COVID till November, then you need to step down for Kumala

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OldGreg 46 points ago +46 / -0

Paxlovid will save him! /s

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EuphoricTrillby 30 points ago +30 / -0

Paxlovid rebound!

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ProphetOfKek 19 points ago +19 / -0

What a shitty drug.

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Simple_Doot 7 points ago +7 / -0

4 of my 9 coworkers, all triple vaxxed, have had Covid twice in the last 6 months. One of them 3 times! Now they are all talking about paxlovid and not mentioning that my unvaxxed ass had covid once a year ago and stocked up on Ivermectin in case I get it again. Losers.

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OldGreg 4 points ago +5 / -1

I got the alpha variant; I haven’t been sick since 2019. Keep mining that salt, fren. Keep mining that salt.

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are they actually taking Paxlovid? These people are Big Pharma addicts

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IntergalacticWalrus 3 points ago +4 / -1

“Folks”

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leakmouth 31 points ago +31 / -0

You’re not going to get covid if you get the vaccine!

https://patriots.win/p/15IrUNeOH6/how-it-started--how-its-going/c/

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dualian 9 points ago +10 / -1

the "vaccine" is most likely what gave him the 2nd round of the virus. paxlovid (paxcovid) was known to give rebounds.

wonderful scientific achievements they got there.

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Always-FreeUSA 23 points ago +23 / -0

More like he ripped a hole in his bag of three marbles.

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LURKER-69 21 points ago +21 / -0

Or the PCR tests are bullshit

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Sparks1017 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, they are

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AnotherDeadVoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

True but isolation is an easy way to hide major health episodes as well. Might be he woke up not knowing who the fuck he is.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, no doubt, that is what they are doing, it is very clear he is declining rapidly

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GuerillaYourDreams 19 points ago +19 / -0

Schlong COVID.

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VictoryNationalSply 18 points ago +19 / -1

Imagining a 20 something tranny social media intern starting a tweet with FOLKS to make it sound like this decrepit pedo loser is kinda funny to me.

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 10 points ago +10 / -0

I assume there's a group of fags and trannys chugging soy around a conference table coming up with these tweets.

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VictoryNationalSply 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and tiktok propaganda vids, Rights limiting executive orders, teleprompter text, planted media articles, scripts for cnn pundits, anti maga terms they hope go viral, late night host monologues, new things to add to gay alphabet.... etc. Pedo pete is only commander in chief of picking todays ice cream flavor.

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Jacobite 18 points ago +18 / -0

Good thing he had those boosters or this would be the third time he's gotten covid, right?

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

No boosters, no tests, no illnesses.

Make Antibodies Great Again

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Gwoz8881 15 points ago +15 / -0

Biden dies of Covid and Pelosi gets shot down in the same day?!

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OESheepdog4 6 points ago +6 / -0

We aren’t that lucky

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GoldwaterVoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

If there are NO SYMPTOMS you are NOT SICK and it is NOT A DISEASE!!

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sustainable_saltmine 9 points ago +10 / -1

There's no such thing as a "symptomless disease". You may have a virus inside you but if it's not manifesting symptoms who cares? Until it starts causing you actual problems it's a nothing burger

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UncleBoobs 12 points ago +12 / -0

Folk you!

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Hanging_Chad 10 points ago +10 / -0

my bullshit detector is off the charts

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HeftyJo 10 points ago +11 / -1

Back to 'work'.....That strenuous 3 day work week. Then back to Delaware for some ice cream and a fresh kid to sniff.

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AgnesDomini 9 points ago +9 / -0

Funny how no elderly members of Congress, even those with comorbidities, have gotten sick and died from Couf, isn't it?

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citydwellertrumpfan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, more like unfortunate. Most are uniparty shills.

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DrStormfagFedglowie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how they are exempt from clot shot mandates

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yes, there was a small string of deaths, but ZERO Democrats, and they are the oldest of the old guard...

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Hear_The_Lions_Sing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did they give him the real shots instead of the fake ones to get him out of the way?

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Skogin 6 points ago +7 / -1

He’s had his head opened during three different surgeries. I assume the implanted remote control devices that can end him with a button.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cortex bomb? Smells like Shadowrun, which was inspired by William Gibson's Neuromancer (When The Finn does the biometric scan on Case, it's mentioned). Plot point in the SNES version of Shadowrun which is a totally different game than the Sega Genesis version, which is a blessing. Two neato games.

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Skogin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Neuromancer influenced The Matrix. A classic.

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isolate himself? It’s campaign season already?!

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Firespawn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well that's how he got his 81m votes, so business as usual...

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IcedCovfefe 8 points ago +9 / -1

He’s sundowning. Needs to avoid the cameras for a few days

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Skankblunt42 7 points ago +7 / -0

I tested positive for an imaginary sickness. Better let it control my life and make me do dumb things that are useless.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 7 points ago +8 / -1

All this means is they can't get the dementia meds to work anymore and are trying to find the cocktail that will.

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AnotherDeadVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably needs a rest from all the cocaine.

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Underpants 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's done. This is where it will end.

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yarg 3 points ago +4 / -1

I hope so, though I'm not looking forward to the next stage of their plan.

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're tweaking the deep fake AI

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KrellKrypto 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like he decided to just not deal with China and go home

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PeterO 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what about his 10% waaaaaa

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Boruzu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back at work you say? Sounds like white supremacy.

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GreyKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I tested positive a few months ago and was sick for a few hours with a headache, I was told I won’t be able (rather forced to test for employment for refusing the vax) to test for 90 days because it will likely remain positive...

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

You were also told masks and vaccines work.

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BostonVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like bullshit excuses

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based_steakums 5 points ago +6 / -1

He has covid more than he doesn't.

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

So he's positive but will be at "work"?

Yeahhhh, not sure about that.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is common knowledge that any test within 6-8 weeks of a viral disease gives a false positive. What is he really hiding from?

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Undying 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is dead. Change my mind.

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoever was at the 9/11 Memorial last September was not Biden. Getty images shows the fake is wearing a mask, it’s VERY obvious.

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a surprise

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jimmyfoxhound 4 points ago +4 / -0

A PANDEMIC OF THE VACCINATED!!!

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Ocineaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you fucking kidding me.

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clever_username 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's because he took Paxlovid. His body didn't produce any antibodies so he didn't have any - albeit temporary- immunity.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +2 / -1

I thought Paxlovid was a super shitty knockoff of ivermectin and you have to take HIV medication to stop it.

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hunterforprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pzifer commerical for paxalovid

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suckmycorona 4 points ago +4 / -0

He doesn't have the 7th booster. Yeah that one would have stop it. Like I said the 9th one would do the trick.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

My father said never trust someone who throws like a girl.

Good advice, apparently.

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BombsAway 4 points ago +4 / -0

Translation: I am in the war room & shit is about to go down & we probably cannot keep going proxy with it, however we have been lying about being at war for nearly 2 years now, so you know, got the coof or whatever.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was supposed to be the cancer but he slipped up and let it out before the 'diagnosis' could be made so now they're winging it.

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PepeHandsEmoji 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do people believe he actually has covid? After his incoherent ramblings and cancer talk, they put out a deepfake video speech where he doesn't blink. Immediately after that they put him in 2 consecutive isolations to hide him away from the media and public.

Something fishy is going on.

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kmillz 3 points ago +4 / -1

He can't smell the children anymore so he thinks he still has it.

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Mitschu 1 point ago +2 / -1

"Why do you keep tweeting out that Biden has COVID?!"

"Um, I just thought..."

"We don't pay you to think, we pay you to tweet!"

"Well, it's just, Mr. Biden keeps saying he's lost his sense of smell. So I assumed it was COVID."

"Yes, and like we keep telling you, STOP WASHING THE SACRIFICES."

"But, um... I thought children were like kale? If you rinse them first, they become organic?"

"... fucking interns."

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

That means it’s working! Wasn’t he seen mask less after he tested negative and interacting with others? Joe Biden is a super spreader!

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DrStormfagFedglowie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cumola too

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jdovejr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, they tried.

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Your_Name_Here 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thing he is super boosted or he would have tested even more positive.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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barryb0nds 3 points ago +4 / -1

Jesus has it been 4 weeks? Feels like that was a week ago

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heeeeeemeyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Folks" is fake pandering language