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<insert anything> can give you a heart attack! #1 (media.patriots.win) 🛑  Corrupt Commies  🛑
posted ago by IronWolve ago by IronWolve +2082 / -1
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UncleBoobs 80 points ago +80 / -0

I DID have heart palpitations seeing my electric bill yesterday...

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jpower 27 points ago +29 / -2

I had heart palpitations seeing hot MAGA chicks

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Liberty_Prime 10 points ago +10 / -0

My cousin got 2 booster <skipping breakfast> s.

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BoatingAccident 8 points ago +9 / -1

Think how bad it would have been if he didn’t skip breakfast!

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K-Harbour 4 points ago +4 / -0

The press normalizing heart attacks.

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Luckycoz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Experts warn not being attracted to a thumb can increase your risk of a heart attack.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

That wasn't your heart and you were palpitating it on purpose.

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plasma 1 point ago +1 / -0

you let me palpitate in peace you anti-palpitter

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CounterStrike 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thought it was just me.... not sure the reason. First summer I ran a dehumidifier in basement?

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t know why energy bills are through the roof?

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plasma 4 points ago +4 / -0

i dont understand, my roof is fine

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have had them a few times when I see the price of gas at my local station

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magafren 5 points ago +6 / -1

PLEASE GET ON A FIXED RATE PLAN IF YOU ARE IN A DEREGULATED STATE! Lock it in for 3 years minimum

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Pissed_American 11 points ago +12 / -1

Also if you're running an AC alot, check the filter and replace it or clean it if it's reusable. It's not much but it helps. (Sorry for the Obama tip) remember when he said we should make sure our tire pressure is ok if we want to save on gas.

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Stonesolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you see what the rates are now...good luck with that!

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't changed anything since last year, same with my neighbors

People are pissed

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Spock_Logic 45 points ago +47 / -2

We called it the 'clot shot' for a reason. The dummies who caved to peer pressure and got vaxxed and triple vaxxed kinda deserve the consequences.

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Goldsteinbergsky 16 points ago +18 / -2

They chose their feelings over the facts, over the real science, so yeah, fuck 'em.

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War_Hamster 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's that they tried to force us to obey their feelings that makes me agree with you.

The vitriol with which they attacked us, while we were the rational ones who questioned the official narrative, damns them.

NEVER FORGET.

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King5150 9 points ago +9 / -0

why is it no longer surprising to me, to see news media carrying reservoir levels of water for the govt. and big pharma in 2022?

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe because they've been doing it for 100+ years?

Granted, we've never seen it this bad.

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King5150 12 points ago +12 / -0

Granted, we've never seen it this bad.

the insane levels of easily disprovable propaganda from Western media is just insane. I'll never make fun of Soviet era Pravda ever again without feeling like a hypocrite.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

It continues to accelerate. I've got to think there's a breaking point coming soon, but I've been wrong about that for awhile so far.

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King5150 10 points ago +10 / -0

If some in my family are to be used as a guage, we will be waiting for a while....they actually believe that if the same information is on multiple TV channels then odds are that it is correct and the lone voices are nutters. The brainwashing/matrix is very deep with them.

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ChelseaHubbell -2 points ago +7 / -9

the same people who eat up western propaganda laughs at north Korean citizens.

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Gadsden 13 points ago +14 / -1

A lot of them were scared, a lot were naive, and then a fair margin "wanted their life back!"

It's that last group that pisses me off.

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King5150 16 points ago +17 / -1

A lot of them were scared, a lot were naive, and then a fair margin "wanted their life back!"

the vast majority of them had their livelihoods/jobs and by extension their home and family threatened with job termination.

this is what i will never forget nor forgive.

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PenisBanana 2 points ago +3 / -1

i will never forget nor forgive.

i will never forget nor forgive until the telescreen that my living room is organised around as if a shrine tells me to be angry about some irrelevant man dressed as a woman or about a border dispute in Eastern Europe. Then I will forget, but NOT until then.

FTFY.

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plasma 1 point ago +1 / -0

? it's not the same crowd

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the fact that none of them question the "authorities" and "experts" that pi$$es me off.

The track record of official consensus is so gawdawful that anyone who still trusts them deserves nothing but contempt.

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RedPillosopher1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like they believe their loyalty to the establishment authority can somehow magically make what the "experts" say true even though it conflicts with observed reality.

E.g. "I'm double vaxxed and double boosted, wear double masks at all times even while sleeping, somehow I just tested positive for covid and I feel like I'm dying, but I'm thankful for the vaccines or it would've been so much worse."

Then they use the same logic as they do with gun control and blame the failures of their ideas on those who weren't involved, like when chicago blames their gun crime on Indiana, they blame their getting sick on those who didn't mask or vaxx.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a direct result of our adoption of the Prussian education model. We teach kids to not question authority, when the very essence of our nation is to question everything, especially that which comes from authority.

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Wordlife187 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they were either a pussy, stupid, believed the propaganda.

They deserve whatever happens.

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IHaveEvidence 3 points ago +3 / -0

Darwin was right

and

the dinosaurs did not deserve to die

But the vaxxed covidians DO

They WANT the magic boosters

Survival of the fittest

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Wordlife187 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, yes they do. They would have been fine with giving into the Crown. Cowards. Think for yourself. Stop letting the boob tube think for you.

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try4gain 36 points ago +37 / -1

Stress from other people not getting vaxd is giving vaxd people heart attacks and strokes

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Gadsden 5 points ago +6 / -1

Get tf out. Hahahahaha

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HealthyPerfectionist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Links to the articles would be appreciated.

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LoobintheToobin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Might be some in here for ya.

Tall men https://patriots.win/p/15IEcWdWwX/

Solar storms: https://patriots.win/p/15IY3R099N/yesterday-gardening-caused-heart/c/

It’s the dirty dirty and gardening, better mask up the plant will kill you https://patriots.win/p/15IXyq2GKl/latest-hearth-attack-cause-just-/c/

Fireworks https://patriots.win/?from=15IY3WggBE

Blaming pot for the heart attack rise https://communities.win/p/140IiZ3yoH/just-in-time-cannabis-use-may-be/c/ Heart attacks are normal, actually a good thing. Myocarditis doesn’t exist https://communities.win/c/TheDonald/p/140IiaDTai/yes-this-is-an-actual-published-/c/https://www.popsci.com/health/how-dangerous-is-myocarditis-the-truth-about-the-scary-sounding-condition/ Related: no it’s bacon and stress... poor diet and pandemic https://patriots.win/p/140InGszZP/-its-official-bullshit-and-journ/c/ No it’s climate change! https://patriots.win/p/140InGszhe/climate-change-is-giving-babies-/c/ Heart defects in babies, climate change! https://communities.win/c/NoNewNormal/p/140Iru7wsG/sponsored-by-phizer/c Smithsonian joins in: https://patriots.win/p/140vViIqWK/the-smithsonian-is-100-iiiuminat/c/ Heart attacks are just a coincidence https://patriots.win/p/140JK8w4DJ/leading-cardiologist-says-footba/c/ It’s the cold weather! https://communities.win/c/NoNewNormal/p/140c02jOm0/the-change-of-weather-will-cause/c Compilation other excuses. physical activity, or depression from the pandemic, why are they becoming common in “seemingly fit” https://patriots.win/p/140c4iEJq2/everything-will-now-give-you-a-h/c/ Covid is the real threat here https://patriots.win/p/140c4le3te/x/c/ Don’t get mad or work out too hard, stroke https://patriots.win/p/140c9TSWtF/its-anger-and-exercise-causing-t/c/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10267695/Anger-emotional-upset-heavy-physical-exertion-identified-stroke-triggers.html It’s video games https://patriots.win/p/140cE4SLBL/the-current-truth/c/ Amish have a rare gene variant protecting them (God?) https://communities.win/c/NoNewNormal/p/140cECNBY9/rare-gene-variant-in-amish-commu/c https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10276203/Rare-gene-variant-appears-Amish-communities-hold-key-preventing-heart-disease.html Shoveling snow: https://patriots.win/p/140cIvJV6G/shoveling-snow-linked-to-heart-a/c/article https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/shovelling-snow-linked-to-risks-including-heart-attack-paramedics-warn-after-two-calls-within-an-hour “Christmas tree syndrome” & too much freedom(possible tabloid satire) https://patriots.win/p/140cgDY0LZ/so-now-myocarditis-is-a-symptom-/c/ Post pandemic stress disorder. 300k https://patriots.win/p/140vszPEYu/yep--thats-exactly-what-it-is-/c/ It’s the weather https://patriots.win/p/141YIaUgES/this-was-published-3-days-ago-no/c/ Cdc “Anyone can develop a blood clot.” https://patriots.win/p/141YkpGJvg/x/c/ “Everyone is at risk.” https://patriots.win/p/141rQfd5Py/why-blood-clots-are-actually-a-g/c/ Low calorie athlete diet to blame https://patriots.win/p/142B13261Y/another-great-athlete-drops-dead/c/ Time change https://patriots.win/p/142BAHH9jd/step-aside-bacon-and-pot-spring-/c/ Mutated genes https://patriots.win/p/142BARUi5F/denial-at-a-level-of-absurdity-u/c/ Light at night https://patriots.win/p/142BF4lJkQ/ Strokes for everyone https://patriots.win/p/142BF4l326/nothing-to-see-here/c/ Cdc Normalizing blood clots https://patriots.win/p/15HIAjVcfR/cdc-attempting-to-normalize-bloo/c/ New highly reactive chemical in the atmosphere https://patriots.win/p/15IEF9pmWT/you-sure-its-not-the-death-jab/c/ SADS https://patriots.win/p/15IETHFnrc/new-npc-programming-deployment--/c/ It’s the dirty dirty and gardening, better mask up the plant will kill you https://patriots.win/p/15IXyq2GKl/latest-hearth-attack-cause-just-/c/

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pure gold, Jerry. Pure gold.

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Mungo 17 points ago +18 / -1

Shaking the duvet cover???? Jesus Christ. Talk about Clown world!!!!

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20KAG20 6 points ago +7 / -1

I mean, a quad vaxxed bitch probably did die while shaking the duvet cover, so they had to spin it somehow! I did laugh when I saw that, and died a little myself

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +6 / -2

Someone got paid to write that article.

That same someone wants us to pay off the loans they took out to get a degree that taught them that this was ok to write.

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K-Harbour 3 points ago +3 / -0

And, who paid them?

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fusreedah 2 points ago +3 / -1

I thought it was silly until I read the end.

"scientists warn"

Dude. They're scientists. We should trust every single thing they say. Always, and blindly.

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust science, not scientists.

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

(I thought it was obvious I was being incredibly sarcastic)

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

THAT IS IN ACTUAL FACT THE DEADLIEST ONE, SECOND ONLY TO MONKEYPOX BUTT-FUCKER PISS-ORGIES.

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fluffykitten 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm more surprised they haven't come after the gendered Queen & King size naming conventions

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YouHadMeAtGaming 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’ll happen.

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PresidentBidet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can being a Democrat cause heart attacks?

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Filthy_MALE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seeing all these stress-inducing headlines sure does.

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MakeAmericaZimbabe 2 points ago +2 / -0

To yourself and others!

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MythArcana 13 points ago +14 / -1

This is Bolshevik News.

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Bruno 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is why I've taken a firm stand against duvets for many years now.

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fusreedah 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sick of people always defending duvets. Enough if this duvet cover!

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Goldsteinbergsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why is it that guys like us, know what duvet is?" - Tyler Durden

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DaveMastor 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you trace it back, who is responsible for these stories?

Where does the order come from to post stories like this?

Yes, yes, NWO, Big Pharna etc... but who? What are the channels that the orders / payments / instructions go through? How can we trace this back to the source?

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bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noam Chomsky is a commie, but he wrote a book called Manufacturing Consent back in the 80’s on something called the “Propaganda Model.” It explains a theory of filters the media uses to select “news.” No need to read the whole book but take a gander at a synopsis of it, even on Wiki.

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

HE WROTE THAT TO SHOW THAT THE PREVAILING WINDS IN MEDIA (AT THE TIME) WERE RIGHT WING / CONSERVATIVE.

THAT GOT SHOVED UP HIS COMMIE ASSHOLE NOW DIDN'T IT?

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idrago01 7 points ago +7 / -0

how about the covid vaccine?

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IronWolve [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Good thing I got the 9th covid booster, or my 6th heart attack would have been much worse!

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Filthy_MALE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly people I know are still getting boosted and I have to take their shifts because they can be out almost a week with the Fauci Ouchie in their veins. And the downtimes are getting longer and longer.

There is one employee I have pretty much written off as a goner. She is stuck in her ways, has an edge to her personality, older and stubborn but heart of gold deep down. I know I can’t convince her, but I simply try to be as nice to her as possible, because who knows anymore?

Take nothing for granted these days. Not even your basic human rights.

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even think any of my coworkers are vaxxed. It's only 6 of us. And the guy I'm partnered with is super based. Christian like me and is really awake to what's happening. We listen to Infowars together too. Makes the time to by so much faster and I really enjoy the company.

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MR_ROBOT1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Not being vaccinated decreases the amount of money you have for your electric bill, thus increasing your risk of heart attack and stroke." - Jew York Times

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idrago01 1 point ago +1 / -0

i'm absolutely sure jews would never lie to push the globohomo agenda

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magafren 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uh oh I shook my duvet a lot this morning and skipped breakfast but ate a heart healthy diet the rest of the day and went outside in the weather!! On top of that my concern for things is super duper cereal high right now!

But then again I’m pure blood so I got that going for me, which is nice

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Oskar 1 point ago +1 / -0

You didn't drink a cold glass of water in the heat though. Guaranteed heart attack.

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dc53dc53 4 points ago +4 / -0

2021

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Droford 5 points ago +5 / -0

Having a heart can cause a heart attack

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Tardsbane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Magnesium may slow or prevent arterial calcification and plaque formation... Mg used in the body for enzymes, aka to break things down

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

BROUGHT TO YOU BY PFIZER

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Drud14 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing, thank you.

I’ve got about 4 more heart attack headlines to add, may borrow this and repost an expanded version another time. Good work team!

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StoryTimeHour 2 points ago +2 / -0

The telling sign is that is anything BUT the experimental vaccine that was pushed through on EUA.

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swift_water 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a racist dog whistle.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heart attack: Does skipping vax boosters increase your risk?

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Bigly_Lives_Matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is sad. I hope for the best no matter if you got the vaccine or not.

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Amway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's policies are directly linked to higher energy prices, so Biden = Heart attack for America!

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heart attacks can be caused by... shuffles deck, pulls out card ...walking your dog!

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Tardsbane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iodine detoxes heavy metals

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

For what it's worth, our overlords at the fact check sites say this image is fake news.

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plasma 1 point ago +1 / -0

"blinking too hard can multiply your risk of heart attack by 12.56754%"

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Trump_USA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🥹😅🤣🥹😅🤣🥹😅

Is this compilation serious? Because viewing this meme seriously gave my heart an attack of laughter!

I mean, are we supposed to be afraid of death or something?

Seriously, I respect all patriots who lost a loved one or two to a real heart attack, cancer, …

Covid-19(84) or even worse, the Covidian vaccine.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having straight sex with women will increase your chances of heart attack!

Being in a same-race marriage will increase your chances of heart attack!

Not aborting your baby will increase your chances of heart attack!

Having a job and not being on welfare will increase your chances of heart attack!

Being white will increase your chances of heart attack!

Not voting for a democrat will increase your chances of heart attack!

Not letting your wife have a black boyfriend will increase your chances of heart attack!

Not letting your children get puberty blockers will increase your chances of heart attack!

Wanting fair elections where only citizens can vote will increase your chances of heart attack!

Not wanting to send your tax dollars to Ukraine and Israel will increase your chances of heart attack!

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Shaking the Duvet"

LOLOLOLOL OK, we get it:

Being a Fucking PUSSY can increase your chances of a Heart Attack.

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least_counties_ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fox News ran an on-air story about a week ago on how hot weather (?) can cause heart attacks. I saw that story and thought to myself how Fox News is a part of the problem. They’re just as bad as any other globalist fake news.

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LoobintheToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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batsoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are globalist controlled

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TommyKnocker 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people have no conscience.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

weird I don't see the Covid Faccine on here.

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

APPARENTLY NOT HAVING ABORTIONS IS GOING TO CAUSE MILLIONS OF HEART-ATTACKS.

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RedPillForceFeed 1 point ago +1 / -0

It also depends on where you insert it.

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Canadiapede7 1 point ago +1 / -0

definitely not the clot shot though, right? People are so fucking dumb anymore they will be saying that everyone gets heart attacks and strokes soon

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OmegaBird 1 point ago +1 / -0

See, thsts a lot of may and can possibility, but you know what absolutely does? The vax.

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yunarukami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seeing the sister of a girl who committed suicide over fucking school almost gave me a heart attack.

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Wordlife187 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot the "ref blowing whistles can cause heart attacks" one. I still have the screen shot of that article. It's hilarious.

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things which cannot give you heart attacks: the jab, homosexuality, the jab, being ruled by screeching harpies, the jab, inflation, the jab, eating the bugs, the jab, owning nothing, the jab, communism, the jab, being "culturally enriched by Mohammedans," the jab, seeing the Taliban get $85B of weapons, the jab, having your gun rights removed, the jab, baby sacrifice, and the jab.

Did I mention how the jab has absolutely no negative side effects, especially regarding the heart? So safe and effective JoePedo caught the coof twice in a few weeks!

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just found out an old acquaintance of mine “died suddenly”. She was 47. I don’t really know anything about whether she took the shot or not. I’ve been out of touch with her for decades and since I don’t use FB to snoop on people, I can’t tell you and at this point I’d be an asshole to ask.

From what I’ve heard it was a pulmonary embolism.

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Danofdestiny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything except a fake vaccine.

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TheSonOfGadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smells like bullshit

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realPhantomFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

My electric bill is up $110/month... Nothing has changed from last year

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OrangeCatBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure there no article on eating bugs and living in a Pod will give you a heart attack

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American-Free-Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

<Voting for Biden> can give you a heart attack.

It was at that very moment he knew he had fucked upped.

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TidderRedditEvilTwin 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you are telling me that the same media (media conglomerates) that likely received pfizer money are now placing blame on any activity that will not rebuttle them.

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Ferzth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they try Finger in the Butt as a cause ?

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IHaveEvidence 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hoping, praying, and wishing the CCP puts Nasty Piglosi and her entourage of sycophants on the bottom of the Pacific...

Can give you a heart attack

Make Chinese SAMs aim true

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Ferzth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, at least we can spot all the Propaganda rags . . .

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WinterSoldier82 1 point ago +1 / -0

mRNA made by Robert Malone

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throwawayStudent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything EXCEPT the vaccine