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RogueLeaderX 127 points ago +127 / -0

Sheeesh! This is really getting delusional. The Chinese will be welcoming her arrival in Taiwan. She’s not a threat to them, she’s a threat to the Taiwanese. Can you say Trojan Horse!

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Boruzu 22 points ago +22 / -0

Uncle Xiden has a weapons supply lord on standby, he’s fixin to release him for that America-hating tranny ball monkey.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 17 points ago +18 / -1

Tranny ball!!!

Perfect name for the WNBA.

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MrMcGreenGenes 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's MA'AMBA!

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 5 points ago +5 / -0

Paul is going to have lawyer fees for drunk driving, we gotta fix that somehow.

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is there an official reason the drunk is going?

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 5 points ago +6 / -1

Saving throw for midterms. It’s all a distraction.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wrong. She will bail out-of going to Taiwan...watch... Pelosi is scared of China

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SnifflingImp 9 points ago +9 / -0

My guess is the plane left and she's clearing out a bar at the Honolulu airport

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6daysandrest 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's on the beach sunning her sagging tits.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 2 points ago +2 / -0

She probably does have the nerve to actually go to a nude beach

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MakeFloridaRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bingo. They landed in Oahu to refuel. The on board vodka.

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Riggs99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah. Pelosi, along with all the Dems and at least half or more GOP are bought and paid for with Chinese laundry money.

This is happening because they want it to happen. Maybe to kick off the Taiwan invasion.

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Apersonofinterest 64 points ago +64 / -0

They had to hit the liquor store real quick cuz she drank all the booze they brought with them.

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Error404 23 points ago +23 / -0

ABC stop!

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ilovebooks3 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is ABC? I'm on the west Coast

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Xchr0nos 5 points ago +6 / -1

Alcoholic Beverage Control. ABC usually keeps a warehouse in each state that supplies the package stores for that state

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Xchr0nos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn lol here in MS we have one ABC warehouse in Jackson that supplies the state. I just assumed it would be the same everywhere

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ilovebooks3 2 points ago +3 / -1

So that's what we call a liquor store? So you don't have Total Wine stores? They are as big as hardware stores. WOW

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HikingPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my state it's the ABC store which only sells liquor. We just call it the liquor store. Having grown up with this it's always odd to me to hear people talk about picking up liquor at the supermarket or something like that.

We also have wine shops that only sell wine but we can buy wine at the grocery stores and they usually have a big selection.

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daveywavey86 1 point ago +1 / -0

youre from the northeast arent you? i grew up in worcester, ma and ive only ever heard em called package stores in ma/ri/nh/ct

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Xchr0nos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just saw this. No I'm from MS but I've lived in NY and ME. They get called package stores in quite a few places. While I was in the military, most liquor stores right next to the base (Bragg and Knox) called themselves package stores. Idk, it's a weird thing

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GopnikThunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

ABC Stores are everywhere in Hawaii. They're convenience/liquor stores/gift shops.

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ilovebooks3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks a bunch

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

in Michigan all booze is just a retail item and sold everywhere, the only ABC is for bars to get their products, this way they can track the tax money, if you buy from say a grocery store for your booze and it doesn't have the state bar tag, YOUR FUCKED

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Convenient stores in Hawaii, also sell liquor(at least they used to)

Imagine 7-11 selling wild turkey.

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p1smo 16 points ago +17 / -1

No doubt she's flying first class with her own sleeper cabin and unlimited access to the drink cart.

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Drewbedrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this the part where we get to make a wish?

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p1smo 16 points ago +17 / -1

"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

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Drewbedrew 4 points ago +4 / -0

In this particular scenario probably not so much, but if we had military trials for people in our Government who committed treason...Ahhh, I'm OK with that.

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Chuj 5 points ago +5 / -0

Above first class. She and her staff only, whole plane

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ThomasJackson 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's literally probably what happened.

Britney spears microwaved some crazy shit on her plane and caused a mini fire.

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quick aside, the booze situation in Taiwan is frigging sweet. You buy it in convenience stores like in Japan but it’s cheap as hell.

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard the water the booze down. I think it was Anthony Bourdain that talked about it or maybe Serpentza.

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could be right but also bottles of spirits for sale very cheap. Very rough stuff though.

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realPhantomFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's taking a snooze right now... That's a long flight

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a booze snooze

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anonymous_leotard 43 points ago +43 / -0

Remember when Trump cancelled Nancy's airplane and removed the luggage off of it?

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MayorofTrumpton 26 points ago +26 / -0

That was one of the most hilarious things he did during his first term. I recall laughing like a happy hyena when those buses had to go around the block and return to where they started. Wasn't there also some talk of Pelosi family members on a state paid for junket being included in the entourage?

She's such a nasty woman.

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Telcontar2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Schiff was so pissed he couldn't even muster up a decent quote in front of the journos when he stepped off the USAF bus!

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Tulkas71 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best=er=est part was waiting till they got on the bus before pulling the plug

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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should've rerouted it to Iran and left her stranded.

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Boruzu 30 points ago +36 / -6

PLS PLS PLS

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Owmyballz 36 points ago +40 / -4

IF China shoots down a US warplane, there will be consequences between two nuclear powers.

You are writing "PLS PLS PLS" now, but about 20 minutes later you will be googling "best place in home to survive fallout" and calling up pharmacists if they have potassium iodine tablets.

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Husky 33 points ago +36 / -3

You haven't already taken those steps? We're nearing the end game, man.

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Airvh 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nah be like the guy from Wargames. He lived on an island only 3 miles from a primary target.

"A millisecond from bright light, and we're vaporized! Much more fortunate than the millions who will wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath. We'll be spared the horror of survival."

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Edial 11 points ago +11 / -0

See that sounds logical. Unfortunately many younger people seem to think they'll be the main character of Fallout in real life.

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +8 / -0

First of all where's my son

Second of all, ghouls are already roaming this country

Third of all WHERE IS MY SON

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S8-10 1 point ago +4 / -3

I have no intention of dying in the blast and every intention of thriving afterwards, whatever the conditions. If "dying in the blast" is your best case scenario i pity you

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WooseTheMoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll be that guy who bought a bunch of non-perishable food and tons of ammo who will die early on that you can loot later on after you've established yourself.

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S8-10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol thanks. Obviously if you are at ground zero of "the big one" when it lands no amount of prepping will save you. But if you are more than 20 miles away from the nearest nuke and the fallout isnt drifting your way you have a chance at survival for years. I think the reason so many people would rather just die in the blast is they dont want to live without AC and electronics

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HikingPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've already lived a pretty hard life and survived a near death experience. I'm ok with dying now and don't really want to live out the rest of my days struggling to find food and water, much less needed medicines. My stockpile will last me about 3-6 months at this point.

I'd rather just get vaporized than to try to rebuild my homeland at this point.

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AgamemnonContingency 4 points ago +5 / -1

It always objectively will be the best case scenario. It is then a game over, over becore you even knew statistically. Survival isn't meant to be easy. You're talking about being sent from the 21st century to the 18th overnight. There's a reason there wasn't 7 billion people in the 1700's. "Oh but modern medicine!" Radiation. "Oh but modern tools!" Electricity. "Oh but preserved foods!" Preserve it yourself. There's no win scenario in a nuclear holocaust, just a time bar you can extend for awhile. Will everyone die? No. Will you survive? Also no. The people that will live are going to be if the civil war was given WW2 tech with no comment as soon as 2 (suddenly short again) generations pass.

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Xchr0nos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't necessarily disagree with you for the most part, but I DO live in a remote place where fallout would be kept to a minimum - at least relatively speaking.

We still live off the land here and there's enough preserved vegetables, jellies, etc in my home to last quite awhile along with frozen venison (would be the first to go but at least it'd be a week or so of good eating) and plenty of canned meats and dry goods.

Not saying it would be easy by any means. It'd be hell and death may be preferred. It's not in me to just give up though, no matter the situation.

Assuming we survive the blast and immediate radiation, we'd have enough to last a while. But then the real struggle would begin.

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Survey_girl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use a pressure canner to can up some of that frozen venison. It is delicious and will last many years on your shelf. You say you have canned meat, did you can it yourself or is it store bought? Meat is very easy to can and you can save a ton of money if you do it yourself. I have canned beef roast, brisket (my favorite!!!), chicken breasts, pork shoulder (boston butt), breakfast sausage, ground beef, meatloaf, deer, etc.

Whenever I see there is a good sale or bogo, I will load up and spend a day canning. It is nice to have cases of protein on the shelf!

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S8-10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needlessly bleak outlook. Somebody is going to survive. Probably not anyone who didnt prepare tho. If modern convenience is so important to you a world without it is one you want no part of that's just a shame.

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dr_gonzo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nah, I envision myself more like Burgess Meredith in the Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough at Last".

Finally the world to myself! And unlike Burgess, I don't wear glasses

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ThomasJackson 6 points ago +8 / -2

Oh yeah so. That's another thing I forgot.

Nuclear blasts blind you if you see them. Even from a safe distance.

Even if you survive. You will be blind.

I forgot that one when planning chickens and pecan trees honestly. I'm not being comedic.

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S8-10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk they detonated a nuke in space supposedly and nobody went blind from looking at that

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WhoMeTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

This.

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MAGA_Toaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Want to play a game?

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based_trekkie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Staring at them from my bunker now, the only sad thing will be when the internet cuts out

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DisbandTheCIA 4 points ago +5 / -1

Already done...

Pls pls

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Megascandal 2 points ago +2 / -0

On some level I hate Pelosi more than the idea of the war with China.

Though I don't hate her more than what would happen if a war with China did start.

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Xchr0nos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Infuckingdeed

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

50k people tracking it yesterday. 15k right now. There's a lot of people standing by

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s gonna D.B. Cooper it!

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Recyclops 26 points ago +26 / -0

An American proverb for China:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky." - Michael Scott

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johnqpublic864 9 points ago +9 / -0

Drunk Skeletor never saw a shot she didn't take.

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SNRNXS 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’m hearing reports she released her itinerary and it does not include a Taiwan visit

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UpTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

pussy

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MAGA_Toaster 8 points ago +8 / -0

None for me, thanks. 🐟😖

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TrumpingTheStorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which imo is a huge mistake, yeah I hate the drunk bitch and want her ‘out of the picture’ but since China has made the threat and held the live fire exercise yesterday. It makes America look even weaker by not having the visit. All this will do is inflate chinas ego and make us look like pushovers.

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BlacknWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a fair point but this administration can’t really look any weaker.

Then again never underestimate incompetence.

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RealTXPatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

GODSPEED TO YOU MR WEAPONS OFFICER

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BackTheBoat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Finally got your sticky lol

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Meddlesom 16 points ago +16 / -0

DO IT FAGGOTS

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GlobalismIsTrash 16 points ago +16 / -0

For those of you who think the libs/globos will simply relinquish power because they lose an election or the public turns against them, here is your proof. They would rather start a world war than stop abusing you. Take that lesson to heart.

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shadypollster 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is all bullshit theater.

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KajensAngel 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s irritating. It’s also a distraction. My money is on changes afoot in DC.

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WouldChipHer 9 points ago +11 / -2

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

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Ourturn71 8 points ago +8 / -0

50 bucks says she doesn't go ther.. Her Owners said No.. thats why Biden has Fake covid again...

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NimbleNomad9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or getting Biden out of DC. Super far fetched but false Flagg and then Cold War/proxy war.

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ImpenetrableDeltoid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Assuming she’s on that jet

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NoComment 6 points ago +6 / -0

China will allow it because Pelosi is there to convince Taiwan to be absorbed into the mainland.

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Itaintall 5 points ago +5 / -0

My prayer is for her to stay safe, but if not, then that she'd accept Christ on the way down.

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wholesome post. I appreciate that you know what matters most. Which is Jesus.

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PhilosoGuido 2 points ago +2 / -0

My prayer is that she accept Christ now and turn from her evil ways and use her position of authority to advance the things of God instead of the things of Satan.

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala and Joe are the two kids. Skanky & confused.

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S8-10 5 points ago +5 / -0

This whole thing is suspicious. We know for a fact democrats have chinese spies on their staff. So china is not angry at nancy pelosi. The Speaker of the House does not travel internationally to conduct diplomacy with foreign governments. Why is she going to Taiwan?

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thebest2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

To give chinese a reason. All planned dog and pony show

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GodDamnedEngineer 5 points ago +5 / -0

NONE IS ASKING WHY THE FUCK SHE IS HANDLING INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY. THAT IS NOT HER GOD DAMN ROLE. SHE IS USING HER POSITION FOR PERSONAL PURPOSES.

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ColtPythonAnaconda 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pelosi is ultimate Chad now. Shows off her goods on the beach. Gambles like a degenerate. Flies a passenger jet into Chinese live fire exercises.

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anonymous_leotard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's her 80+ year old husband drive drunk outside of her winery in a Porsche

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MAGA_Toaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unapologetically appears on live television high as a kite, repeatedly.

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KILLARY4PRISON 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insider trades so blatantly that when asked she just says it's the "free market" (or just walks away).

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skeletorcares 3 points ago +3 / -0

Landed. No historical data. Any idea where it went?

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narvster 2 points ago +2 / -0

No idea, it seemed to vanish mid flight, flightradar being silly buggers?

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skeletorcares 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently Singapore. Why the fuck is she even in Asia?

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narvster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously San Francisco has global interests with her required to support the fraud she's about to commit.

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skeletorcares 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asia is basically America to her, I guess.

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Dallasguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m sure there is some hinkey shit going down, but under normal circumstances I am in favor of a US official visiting Taiwan and of the US government telling the CCP to slurp our collective butt.

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anonymous_leotard 4 points ago +4 / -0

When suddenly everyone is rooting for China

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laxslash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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KGB82 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, we might be at war in as much time. Suppose we should have a plan to overthrow the you-know-what.

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ScoobyDeux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost time to invest in Foxconn

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SayNoToSocialism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you imagine us going to war because one of the shittiest human beings gets their plane shot down?

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ShambolicPaul 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate this woman and everything she does. But I really really hope and pray that she drinks the liquor cabinet and marches into Taiwan. Like please God America, show us your fucking balls.

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Here4thememology 3 points ago +4 / -1

Shes there to give them the nuclear codes

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Barrabbas 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nukes don't exist.

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Here4thememology 3 points ago +3 / -0

the airforce pilots should break away and JFK her ass. let the chinese sky dogs eat her alive

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Sychinlegacy 2 points ago +2 / -0

China is not going to do shit. It’s all talk and if there was any actual danger pelosi would never have been allowed on that flight.

This is nothing but a distraction

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BudBurner 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's probably going over to show them how to print out the ballots.

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The_Zebra 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the Chinese shoot her down, we should skull fuck and embarrass them 100 times worse than the Japanese ever did in Manchuria. And if we had a real President, as opposed to a drooling, dementia stricken pretender, that would be on the table and the Chinese wouldn’t have dared make that threat to begin with.

As much as we despise Pelosi and her disgusting fake teeth, she is Speaker of the House, and would be an invited guest of the Taiwanese. The Taiwanese are a sovereign people, and the Taiwanese government is China’s true legitimate government; the communists in Beijing are illegitimate pretenders who should all be executed.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

The betas will do nothing to her but cry

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TrumpChampBelt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weeeeeeeeeee

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pugsan 2 points ago +2 / -0

20 minutes from Manila currently. Interestingly, there's a smaller N/A flight 1 minute behind that shadowed from Honolulu. https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae503d

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hypermaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blow her up... blow her up... blow her up...

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Rustybutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoot it down, shoot it down, shoot it down

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Hawksendoom 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what happens at Atolls?

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HikingPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nuclear testing sites?

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frogface 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on Charlie, chill those seekers.

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO, 16k people watching SPAR19, waiting and praying Pelosi gets it.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 2 points ago +2 / -0

IF Nervous Nancy were to meet her end you can bet her husband has put money on it.

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

CAN YOU SAY SHOOT HER DOWN THAN NUKE HER

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PenisBanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Landed in Guam.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

She should just stay there. Forever.

They can deal with her from here on out. Make her Governor or whatever, that's fine.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did Guam ever do to deserve that?

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Encourage a cultural hatred of white people. Fuck Guam.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m pulling for China on this one.

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dr_gonzo 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Democrat party continues its mission to destroy the world. There's nothing to be gained from this, but now the alcoholic buffoon has put us in a lose-lose situation. If she backs off, it makes the U.S. look ungodly weak. If she goes, she forces China to do something.

The Democrat party needs to be declared an enemy of humanity and freedom. This has gone way past politics

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DroolingElmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id hit the button personally if it wouldn't kill the innocent USAF soldiers and officers on the plane.

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Midgeba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Light it up!

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NukeChina2 1 point ago +2 / -1

By tomorrow at this time Taiwanese Gov will begin to understand, after meeting Pelosi, that like you and me, not only will the usa gov not help but it shall harm.