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based_trekkie 212 points ago +213 / -1

C'mon man, they needed a victory now man, C'mon...

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deleted 76 points ago +76 / -0
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Smurfection 65 points ago +65 / -0

Austere even.

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Jamahawk 35 points ago +35 / -0

I memba.

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blitzkrieg1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Please release me, let me gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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citizen667 7 points ago +7 / -0

Osama bin faked that one too.

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EvolutionIsFake 5 points ago +5 / -0

For those that didn't read, the source from the 2020 article claiming he was dead is, Al -Qaeda.

Also, this man is not one that deserves anything but the death sentence. He's responsible for, encourages, promotes, plans, and praises the murder of Americans and English.

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deleted 62 points ago +63 / -1
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citizen667 11 points ago +11 / -0

N_I_G_G_A_T_R_O_N is back! Yeah!

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RStroud 10 points ago +10 / -0

Username checked and keked.

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Barron4Prez 50 points ago +50 / -0

Can’t wait for tomorrow morning’s media blast about how this is the turning point for the Biden admin to regain American confidence. I swear I’ve seen them claim a particular moment was going to be the turnaround for him like 6 separate times now. Remember in 2021 declaring July 4th “freedom from Covid day”?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 30 points ago +31 / -1

This is just like 0bama killing Bin Laden when he needed to win the next election. However, there were reports that Bin Laden died of diabetes sometime earlier.

(Don't know if they were true reports though)

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wantstogomoon 30 points ago +31 / -1

He died in the hospital under CIA interrogation. He was on a dialysis machine and they pulled the plug. He died of septic shock. This is the true story. Anything else is bullshit. He was buried in a unmarked grave. Done.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ah, ok, that rings true. That "traditional Islamic buried at sea" (??) bullshit was always obviously fake.

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War_Hamster 27 points ago +27 / -0

WTF is this nonsense?

A religion that was founded in middle of the desert obviously has traditions about being buried at sea. Take off your conspiracy tinfoil and respect the sea-faring camel riders.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 16 points ago +16 / -0

I know! It was the biggest load of nonsense anyone had ever heard.

...respect the sea-faring camel riders.

Hahahaha!

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War_Hamster 26 points ago +26 / -0

And then......miraculously......the men who "killed" Bin Laden all died in a helicopter crash.

I'm in San Diego, and have SEAL friends............ This one is a priority.

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MayorofTrumpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, camels with water wings.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone needs to meme this.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sea of … sand? Oh, imagine a land, it's a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam. Where you wander among every culture and tongue

It's chaotic, but, hey, it's home. When the wind's from the East. And the sun's from the West. And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down, stop on by Hop a carpet and fly. To another Arabian night

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Waitafriggingminute 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arabian Niiiiiiiights!

As you wind through the streets

At the fabled bazaars

With the cardamom-cluttered stalls

You can smell every spice

While you haggle the price

Of the silks and the satin shawls

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schiff_for_brains 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's not true. He died when climate change made his blood thick and clotty. Or was it net neutrality?

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sunnyintherain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whatever it was, it wasn’t a recession.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

One thing he didn't die from is Gun Violence.

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dparks2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't doubt it one bit but really want to read more about it. Got some good links to the rabbit hole?

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Renal failure. The CIA visited Bin Laden prior to 9/11 and he was pretty much on his deathbed.

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sad_State_of_Affairs 3 points ago +3 / -0

We they did the first ever burial at sea of a terrorist to reassure us that there were not lying then

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GabeC1997 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Oh look how presidential Joe is, the only way it could be better is if they had innocent kids in the house!"

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NotDangerousGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

He did? What a faggot.

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Retard_Strength 1 point ago +1 / -0

the wheels are going back on! the walls are opening up!

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn’t matter how many scams they run. As soon as Joe steps in front of a teleprompter, he fucks it all up.

No surprise we haven’t heard from him because he has COVID. Dopey, rapey, sniffy Joe has to be kept hidden no matter how many times he has to test positive for a bullshit virus that I’m not even sure exists:

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bubadmt 32 points ago +32 / -0

Not a joke, so let's be clear, Jaguar Al-Baklava Safeway-- excuse me, um, Jafar Al-Al-Al--Allstate, I mean State Fa-- he was, the fact that he.. didn't, th-th-the.. thing.. well, anyway.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 12 points ago +12 / -0

13 minutes on the can will save an hour or more of CIA cleanup duty.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

My vote is with Jafari Al Quesa Snackbar

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Bigdeal 13 points ago +13 / -0

Talk about taking credit for things President Trump did.

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elmerecido 9 points ago +9 / -0

Listen Jack, What are you, a junkie?

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coolhandcuke 162 points ago +162 / -0

They changed the definition of "dead," so it's okay now.

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FliesTheFlag 47 points ago +47 / -0

It was rape, not rape rape - Whoopi Goldberg

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Last_Chance 13 points ago +13 / -0

Rape is an offensive term you biggot, it’s nonconsensual preference.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doesn't that depend on the ethnicity of the giver and receiver of said act?

Bigot.

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magapotus 14 points ago +15 / -1

Underrated comment.

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sorrytodisagree 8 points ago +8 / -0

Below ground for two consecutive years.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

They blew up his coffin wooden underground hiding box to make sure he stays dead. Imagine how much worse it would be if he came back as a zombie.

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TheNewRepublic 6 points ago +7 / -1

Underrated comment.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

They had to change the definition of "dead" to justify the 2020 election results.

This is just an added bonus.

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cantrememberpassword 77 points ago +77 / -0

I was just reading about that: https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/biden-to-speak-after-us-takes-out-al-qaeda-target-in-afghanistan/

It was confusing, since I thought he was already dead.

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Jaunty_Haul 58 points ago +58 / -0

They'll kill him again before the next election.

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lolpaladins 12 points ago +12 / -0

Conveniently without a body, funeral at sea, not recorded.

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RINOhunt 39 points ago +39 / -0

Couldn't have died of asthma in 2020, it would have been listed as "likely COVID". Things are not adding up for me.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 10 points ago +10 / -0

If a tree fell in the woods and there were no journalists to report it, did it really die from COVID?

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starboard 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Sun US even used the same photo as your UK link to announce his death again 2 years later. https://www.the-sun.com/news/5908514/ayman-al-zawahiri-dead-al-qaeda-osama-bin-laden/

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BanMurderNotGuns 10 points ago +10 / -0

Archived sun article: https://archive.ph/tmEVZ

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voxpopuli16 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao the source they spoke to for this article is literally al qaeda

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Tacoboutit 36 points ago +36 / -0

Great, killed him twice to make sure.

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QLARP -1 points ago +5 / -6

Trump killed him the first time

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CentralAmericanPede 27 points ago +28 / -1

Just like when they “killed” Osama bin Laden, while burying him out at sea, claiming to follow Islamic burial customs, when that is not an Islamic burial custom.

They refused to release any photos or videos of the raid. Im sorry, but I dont believe Osama was killed that night, and for all we know, everything we were told about him could have been a lie considering we know how corrupt the intelligence agencies are. 9/11 was most definitely an inside job and he could have been a scapegoat for all we know.

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 13 points ago +14 / -1

That flaming faggot CIA Director John Brennan's fingerprints are all over 9/11. Did you know he personally stamped the visas of the hijackers? That's all I need to know to declare that the attack was a CIA operation.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 8 points ago +9 / -1

Members of the intelligence community are literal demons.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm still convinced that it happened but it was less "we got him" and more "he's useless now, let's just get rid of him".

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LtPatterson 21 points ago +22 / -1

Ask O'Bummer, same thing happened to Bin Laden. There is a reason that whole seal team died in a chinook crash not long after. It never happened.

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trump4045 10 points ago +11 / -1

I mean this goes higher than Mr. Chew Soap.

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LtPatterson 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're in O's 3rd term with the same deep state people in the real positions of power as usual. Trump was merely a speed-bump in the 100 mile and hour agenda to destroy the country.

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Jacques1102 2 points ago +4 / -2

Then where the Hell has bin Laden been all these years. Even his followers said he was dead. Before, when it was rumor, he would show up with the day's paper for a picture to prove he was alive.

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was dead... The. Whole. Time!

FOG HORN INTENSIFIES

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Tyrone_biggums 2 points ago +2 / -0

he would show up with the day's paper for a picture to prove he was alive.

While looking younger and younger each year

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LtPatterson 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's been dead all these years. Cancer in like 2007 or some shit.

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QLARP -3 points ago +2 / -5

Lmaooooo

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Light_HIV_Effect 16 points ago +16 / -0

The fucking liar couldn't even read the teleprompter. I swear they have so much queued up as a distraction. From the covid twice thing, locked in the basement to the ukraine war and this guy.

It's all fake.

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JooktzII 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not to mention, they are about to stage Nancy Pelosis death and start ww3 with China

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chickeninoven 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought wars were started over impossibly beautiful women, not drunken old hags.

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NimbleNomad9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy is beautiful to the deep state in other ways, so….

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JooktzII 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well the Chinese absolutely adore her

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ParticleCannon 12 points ago +12 / -0

So did he die with a drone strike or from a drone strike?

(!) This claim about drone strikes is disputed by official drone strikers

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QSWO1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice.

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smaynar3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give us a link to the sun posting. Gotta have the truth backing to blast this shit out to normies.

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HealthyPerfectionist 7 points ago +7 / -0

The report is from Arab News. The US government didn't confirm it. Stupid shitpost.

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conservativefrank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right. It was rumored that he died. He didn't die back in 2020.

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BigBadJim 7 points ago +7 / -0

The government has been lying to us for at least the beginning of the 20th century.

I still say Dewey won, we fought the wrong enemy in WWII, and we should have gut the alphabet agencies when they were created.

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Maga2020Maga2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

For some reason, I do not trust the media or our fraudulent government at all.

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mercynurse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was he an austere religious scholar as well as a terrorist?

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Damaged_Dirk 5 points ago +6 / -1

They are hiding something, FOX news is praising this as well. we are about to get fucked.

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KrellKrypto 5 points ago +5 / -0

so they pulled another Osama bin laden, or was it sadam Hussain.

whatever, you know what i mean.

they LITERALLY run the same game plan and think people wont notice lol

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ParkerFH 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd think with most of Hollyweird on their side, they'd have a little more creativity. Nope!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedowood hasn't been creative in a long time

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

The first one says “reports claim.”

And Biden wasn’t even in office yet.

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TiaTisa 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have a point.

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TiaTisa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't say that he's dead during "the previous administration"

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EJay_Scott 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not the first thing Joe has plagiarized and it wont be the last.

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Jacurutu99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since they are insisting on getting a new distraction I will mention here that I urge them to take special care in both their drone strikes and in their "negotiating" in Taiwan because there is simply no way I will be doing anything to protect silly bitches like Pelosi, Biden and Milley. Yes, despite popular belief, elderly males can also qualify as silly bitches, in fact, most of the silly bitches you will ever meet in your life will actually be male. Milley is gonna have to round up a willing coalition of birthing people to cover for the army of the vaccinated dropping all around on the battlefield. The army could have remained strong but these silly bitches got all frumpy and bitchy when they started thinking of the troops that wouldn't take a jab as lying, dog-faced pony soliders.Now will be the true test of Miley's "fashion show military strategy" in real time. Now Biden gets to show his leadership ability from the front lines with a musket, making his angry face and gets to show China HE IS NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH. Biden can apply his "clap for that you dumb bastards" speech and see how it inspires his troops on the battlefield. Just a hunch, that particular speech may not work out too well for him, but I urge him to proceed. This is their shining moment ya'll, let them have it.

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someoldcoderguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two words, pushup contest.

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concealedaces 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck at this point I'm assuming it was actually a good person that got killed. Our government is a Shitshow

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Dizzyedge 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN tomorrow: Biden kills Adolf Hitler!

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this one of those "austere religious scholars" I always hear about?

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ravonaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I knew it was bullshit the second I read the headline. You can't believe ANYTHING our fake media or government says. ANYTHING.

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sweeswee14 3 points ago +3 / -0

EVERYTHING out of the white house is an attempt to stop a red wave. This clown wouldn't know what was going on if they gave him a coloring book to explain it. FJB

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't honestly don't believe anything our government says right now. I would not put it past the Biden Administration, the CIA and the Pentagon to just lie to help Democrats in the midterms. the media is probably in on the lie too because we're not getting any articles about how religious, scholarly and austere Ayman Zawahiri is/was.

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Jacurutu99 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I did that."

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Herc130 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Malarkey!

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FerkenBlerkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe the Plagiarist. Same routine, different venue

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago +5 / -3

"He's dead!

You wanna do push ups?"

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

In latest news, it has been discovered that al-ZawaHiri is actually a cat, and has seven more lives left.

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MJPalazzolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are up to our asses in bullshit.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once upon a time Barack Obama had a fake birth certificate.

And when the layers of that photoshopped BC controversy got to be too much, he walked up to the podium and announced that they had killed Osama bin Laden.

There’s only one problem. Osama bin Laden was already dead.

Look up the Benazir Bhutto interview just before she was murdered on the tarmac and you’ll see what I’m talking about. I’ll see if I can find the link if the YouTube interview is still there.

Found it! And it’s around the two minute and 20 second mark! https://youtu.be/_9cja3YTGyA

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someoldcoderguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife's cousin was on the ship that they supposedly brought his body to. He ended up committing suicide. I have always wondered if it was because he knew things that he couldn't reconcile with.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who knows? I just know it wasn’t Osama bin Laden. And how do I know for sure?? Because I watched this interview the day it aired...

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Cerise224 1 point ago +1 / -0

The never-ending attempts at distraction the left pulls when the political going gets too tough for them.

In 1998 Slick Willie bombed a pharma factory in Sudan. Coincidentally at that point Monica-gate was getting too hot for him.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220515100244/https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/world/africa/102799us-sudan.html

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

That one I didn't remember. Bin Laden was always the convenient boogeyman, wasn't he? Even in this story!

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Cerise224 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, I know......I'm old as the hills. :D

That's when I first started paying attention to politics!

My little brother, who is still a left tard to this day........he was like: ''So what if The President had sex under the Resolute Desk??''

To this day I literally cant deal w/him. Too bad, so sad he's been corrupted by the left!

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some foreign power thinks you won't remember. And if you didn't get the bulletin, they will mass vaccinate schoolchildren in public school, when the school year starts again. Don't let your guard down.

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YodaBannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on man it’s the Mandela Effect ya bunch of junkies

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

They killed him and then the zombie of him

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like a new meme everyday.

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TheJustin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either way, he was probably an austere religious scholar...er, wait, not if Joe got 'em, right?

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened was he was wheezing so they put an inhaler in the middle of the road and when whoever turned up to pick it up off the ground got drone striked.

I guarantee it was some kids playing in the street and dopey Joe has no idea what was happening because Lloyd Austin is running things knowing full well that dumb ass Joe is not in charge. He’s busy cleaning his plate in the hopes that he gets a pudding cup.

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CB_Fonoti 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew this was another lie...i mean, they been lying about everything for so long...just fuck off Poopypants!!💩🖕😡

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GeneralLiberal 2 points ago +2 / -0

bombs grave

"we got em boys"

slaps hands

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now this, I'd believe.

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The_Nowhere_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who believes a no-name rag like the Sun? They obviously made it all up back then for clickbait. CNN is mainstream and obviously more reliable. C'mon man.

-Joe's teleprompter writer probably.

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama was really good at killing people with drone strikes, just not actual bad guys.

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Smiley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now he can vote in the midterms.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the original David Frost and Benazir Bhutto interview. It’s interesting though that Al Jazeera has attempted to cover up her words; check it out at the six minute 17 second mark.

https://youtu.be/oIO8B6fpFSQ

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RonBohr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noticing discrepancies is racist. Stop it.

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MajorClark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Al-Qaeda is a uniparty shit show. How many times are they gonna kill this guy?