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Thelongrun 153 points ago +155 / -2

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WakingKnowledge 64 points ago +67 / -3

They could run Daffy Duck for President and the duck would be installed like a toilet just like Biden and WTF are you going to do about it?

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Pissed_American 32 points ago +33 / -1

Post a spicy meme, call someone a faggot. Jerk myself off and feel like I did something productive with my day.

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marvinthehaggler 11 points ago +11 / -0

#DaffyforAmerica

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NeoDragoon 7 points ago +7 / -0

#DuckSeason

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CynicalTwit22 5 points ago +5 / -0

#RabbitSeason

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Consequences, schmanzequences. As long as I'm rich." - Daffy Duck

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NURSE187 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm just gonna watch him work.

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labiator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Speaking of toilets, they all come from Chynah nyah nyah nyah

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okboomer59 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mexico

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Inquisitor_Corvus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find it hilarious that Mexico can make shitters but cant figure out how to make a sewer system.

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yukondave 10 points ago +10 / -0

How about they have Biden step down after November, Kamala gets to be first black female president has Gavin as VP, then she steps down for a SC justice spot or some other awesome post while Newsom becomes president like Gerald Ford did and rolls into election with AOC as VP.

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chickeninoven 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stop, I can only get so soft.

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thisguy883 7 points ago +7 / -0

You got soft? My dick fell off reading this.

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Wtf_socialismreally 45 points ago +45 / -0

Almost word for word what I came in to say.

There was not a worse candidate. There was not a worse campaign.

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Axiom502 24 points ago +24 / -0

Several dems were worse. Kamala. Mayor Butt Plug.

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Yeeessss 17 points ago +17 / -0

Exactly. Joe was the only one with broad enough appeal to even have it within honking distance.

AOC is a different kind of ridiculous when compared to the 50 year establishment puppet that is Joe Biden.

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Dontstopbelieving 8 points ago +8 / -0

At least AOC can get me a gin and tonic to go with the dumpster fire. She is flashing her 666 gang signs to let the cabal know she is down with humping the devil if she needs

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Yeeessss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shes also got that dump truck azz if thats your thing.

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Dontstopbelieving 3 points ago +3 / -0

Devil loves him some Dump Trump Ass.

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preferredfault 5 points ago +5 / -0

There was no broad appeal. That's part of the great lie. They merely ran him because they knew they'd have to commit soo much fraud, they needed someone who was in politics for a long time so they could try to feign that it wasn't fraud.

That's the whole reason why Joe talked smack, to make himself seem like an actual contender, at least from his perspective. Every action he made on the "campaign" trail was to make himself seem like a legitimate contender, even though the fix was in before the elections even started.

One might even wonder if Joe even knows he didn't win legitimately, but he knows. He just doesn't care, because he knows it was his last shot to weasel his way into office.

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Yeeessss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Comparatively to the rest of the field he had both name recognition and broad appeal (among Dems and Indys).

Think of it like if 10,000 people had to decide on where to eat lunch. Itd be McDonalds or Taco Bell because those would be the least objectionable to the largest number of people. Joe Biden is basically Taco Bell- nobodys technically happy with Taco Bell but most people are at least OK with it.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure when an MSM reporter asks her about what experience she has to bring to the presidential table, she'll give a long-winded answer that can be summarized as "none." And the reporter will act impressed and move on to the next scripted question.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I disagree. They were younger, they were more willing to campaign and they at least understood how to formulate words even if they weren't great at it.

Biden's campaign was embarrassing and atrocious, and part of that was clearly to emasculate Trump.

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DontArkancideMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

How else do we get the antichrist to the throne?

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Trump_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

We connected

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BidensPrisonWallet 22 points ago +22 / -0

A dog , cat or tree stump can win if Biden "won".

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bigdickhangsright 11 points ago +11 / -0

So why not a horse?

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BidensPrisonWallet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Neigh.

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MemeForTheWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nay nay

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Rob_Belmonte 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about a dogfaced pony soldier?

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Star_Rover73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pony faced dog soldier.

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Jamahawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll vote for a glass of water if we put a 'D' on it.

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cantrememberpassword 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corporate shills win.

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djpat 5 points ago +5 / -0

This dog gets it.

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Donger-Lord2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Before big mike had his way.

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labiator 4 points ago +7 / -3

be honest, you'd hit it

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The_Gay_Deceiver 6 points ago +6 / -0

that big ass, that big juicy booty

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chickeninoven 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, with an axe handle.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would indict that

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BabbleRabble 38 points ago +38 / -0

Alex Stein justa prayin' for this.

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TheOne1 17 points ago +17 / -0

He just wants to date her.

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Recyclops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Future First Gentleman PrimeTime

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MemeForTheWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

He makes me laugh. Clever

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hoping to see that big booty in the White House.

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Dirk_Nager 28 points ago +28 / -0

Its surprising this bitch can move through Washington DC one of the most violent criminal shit holes on the planet and not get that big Latina ass tapped

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Genericwhitemale 18 points ago +18 / -0

PrimetimeStein can clap those cheeks whenever he wants

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Prime time 99, on the grind, all the time

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Dizzy77 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Important" people have security that normal people do not.

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EJay_Scott 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm not sure GEOTUS will agree to have a debate in a barn.

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coolhandcuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

I want to see Trump crush her in a debate and then read the MSM headlines about how she was the one who won with oration worthy of Churchill.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just want to hear the VP candidate use the phrase, "And the horse you rode in on"

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magapotus 20 points ago +20 / -0

The bitch isnt even old enough. Not like the constitution matters anyway.

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Space_Force [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

Donkey Chompers turns 35 right before the 2024 inauguration.

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magapotus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck. She wouldnt win anyway. I didnt look but thought horse face was around 30.

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LTC_Henry_Blake 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah we said the same thing about Joe Biden too but you know he's now the usurper in Chief

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wouldnt win anyway.

Did you forget who we are stuck with now?

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% Legal

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Droford 1 point ago +1 / -0

If not 2024..28..32..36..40..44..48..maybe even 2052 and 2056

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fat50 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's 32 and born on October 13. She'll be 35(the minimum) by election day 2024.

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vegaspatriot1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

*just for reference, you only need to be 35 by inauguration day, January 20th.

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

She won't. The goal is to pull a Kamala. Fuck around in the debates then drop out strategically in exchange for something.

My odds are on Buttigeig and Newsome. They'll give AOC EPA/DOE or some shit like that, with a broad sweeping EO to give her the opportunity to force the green new bullshit on everyone.

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Donttreadonme16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hildawg round 2. Calling it right now.

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Jtenten 16 points ago +16 / -0

She can win and the world can end if I can JUST watch the debates.

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Space_Force [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

She'd be fucking crying in less than 10 minutes.

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BarneyFrank 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Its just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country,"

"....because you'd be in the Kentucky Derby."

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JohnnyWolverine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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Xuvial 3 points ago +3 / -0

It won't be a debate, Trump will just steamroll her with nonstop facts + roasts at max volume and she won't even get a word in.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the memes

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doomerglowie 1 point ago +1 / -0

You act like their will be debates

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grandfather_nurgle 12 points ago +12 / -0

AOC definitely has presidential aspirations she is the face of the far left wing of the democrat party despite being bought and paid for by corporate interests like the rest of her caucus. But there is an order to these things and mostly it has to do with fundraising. Thats why crooked Hillary wont go away despite nobody wanting her. She raises big dollars with her ties to Hollywood and China.

Its a little too early to call but the primaries arent going go be quite the blowout the remaining people on the right who have faith in our elections expect. Both Bill Clinton and Maliks brother took losses in their first midterm and still ran unchallenged for their second term. And since there are at least 3 body doubles running around for Joe Biden its likely the Dems will run this empty suit again in 2024 on the simple fact that he was friends with Saint Obama and beat the evil orange man even with normies knowing he actually didnt.

Politics is boring again. Makes it much easier for the banks to continue to steal our country out from under us. That is why it is so important we primary RINOs and get real MAGA candidates elected.

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Miztivin 6 points ago +6 / -0

100% its obvious.

A big redpill for my left leaning normie frens is AOC is definitely a Pelosi prot矇g矇. Her and Beto (I think he bit the dust too hard and got dropped till further notice) would hang around Pelosi all the time. She would even go with Pelosi to her "Secret forgien meetings" after Trump got elected.

Despite the outward conflic they (old establishment dems vs commie dems) pretend to have.

She also bosses Biden around like.. well, like shes higher on the totem poll than he is.

Even normies see that one without any help.

Sunrise corp has a lot to do with what power she has over Biden. She is threghtening him with extorion. Practically openly.

Commie constitutes dgaf tho.

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CaptainButthurt 10 points ago +10 / -0

You laugh but fraud makes anything possible. Even ultimate clown world.

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JoeBidensDementia1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democrat consultant

Meaning her fiance, right?

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MakeAmericaGreat9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Could you imagine the debates? Trump would shred her. 不

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UsernameChexOut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fact checked by NPR- AOC WON!

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Magamom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup this fact checking will be out a week before the debates for sure!

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logan34 5 points ago +5 / -0

Debates? Dude I watched the last one the idiotic "impartial" interviewers prevented Trump from saying anything over Biden and asked him questions about being racccccissst. Can't imagine how they'll fawn over AOC.

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 9 points ago +9 / -0

There is a 100% chance there are nudes out there. Shes a theatre kid. Total sluts.

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OldGreg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please do this.

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Rosinsky88 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that the super racists hand symbol?

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MsAnthropic 6 points ago +6 / -0

You may laugh, but hes right. Morons on the left love this woman.

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SaveUsSCOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

morons on the right love this womans ass and titis when she has a donkey mouth its disgusting.

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UsernameChexOut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

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TenchuStealthAss 5 points ago +5 / -0

They won't rig it for AOC lol.

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preferredfault 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's way too many other people who want it rigged for themselves, for it to be rigged for AOC. She's a sideshow to be used as a political tool, nothing more.

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Filthy_MALE 5 points ago +5 / -0

The other good reason she should run is breaking this expectation that all politicians must be old.

Average Senator is 65.

The age of 35 is the minimum. Why dont more young people throw their hat in the ring? A septuagenarian wont measure their actions because they wont be around long enough to suffer the consequences.

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

politicians are only old because they get in when they're in their 30s and then rig the elections for the next 50 years

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SacredBandOfPedes 1 point ago +3 / -2

This so so much!

I'm a Gen-Xer, and the only one of us that has had a position of significance in our Government is Paul Ryan.

These old fossils such as Feinstein, Pelosi, and McConnell need to move out of the way.

I may not like or agree with AOC, but she at least gives a voice to the younger voters.

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Term limits would do wonders for Congress. Hell, I'd be cool with forced retirement at 70. If you need to renew your license every couple of years, you need to be put out to pasture.

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Rosarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's giving voice to her globalist backers

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GodIsPerfect 4 points ago +5 / -1

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Pb82_Awards 4 points ago +4 / -0

I NEED to see them in a debate.

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VarusSPQR 3 points ago +3 / -0

They said the same thing about the crazy porn lawyer

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

*creepy porn lawyer. aka CPL

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shades of Michael Avenatti.

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DragonEnergy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huma Abedin's evil twin sister? What's not to like? - Hillary Clinton, probably.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's she doing flashing the "white power" symbols!!!

Live up to your own standards cunt!

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Spermythecat 3 points ago +3 / -0

America is more socialist than OP lets on. Have shit bad enough and people will embrace communism and socialism. But on the bright side, people do end up hating communism, socialism, and the vanguard parties that go with them.

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BilbroNaggins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look republicans you can't date me... Unless my boyfriend pick some of you when it's his turn to decide that day's bull.

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GeneralLiberal 3 points ago +3 / -0

the one doing the double white supreme pizza sign?

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seismic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its not really funny when its probably going to happen. She wont be elected but she would definitely win.

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Lobo 2 points ago +2 / -0

White Supremacist AOC.

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GeneralTsoTofu 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could sell 30-second commercial slots for this debate for 10x as much as a Superbowl commercial and they would fill up in under a minute.

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KingShatPoster 2 points ago +2 / -0

dont threaten me with a good time.

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jcd_007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont think shed make it out of a primary. Remember when the cackling shrew who slept with Willie Brown was the next big thing in democrat politics?

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raybands 2 points ago +2 / -0

i like it.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it's racism and sexism. Which is what Kamala tried to use against Joe in the primaries.

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Palmertabs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The debates would be a spectacle.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much does that consultant charge? I wanna know what his secret is.

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不

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Lefty59 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you spell dingbat? AOC!

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Dice_Runner 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha breathe hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhah breathe ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah deep breathe ahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she throwing up White pride gang signs? 鳶

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GastonG511 2 points ago +2 / -0

Um, please, please, please run this person as the DNC candidate.

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Bannonmeharder 2 points ago +2 / -0

AOC lacks the ability to lie without looking stressed

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Atlas_Honked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta remember, she is essentially a lab-grown leftist project. Like if wolverine was a commie basically. Therefore, anything is possible coupling that with The Party propaganda machine

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PatriotLady1 2 points ago +2 / -0

IS THIS A JOKE.....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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thetiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Possibly the only person that could be MORE of a joke than Biden.