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Here_I_Be 84 points ago +85 / -1

Guilty pleas are for the little people...

Edit: TIL

Thanks to Eatinglue for sending me down the rabbit hole. I'm now a little smarter than I once was.

(though I still maintain that this particular situation will be handled (D)ifferently compared to regular DUI cases)

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Hanging_Chad 29 points ago +29 / -0

How much do Not Guilty pleas cost?

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AK1911 16 points ago +16 / -0

More than common people have.

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boredrandomguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

and yet they're likely paying for it through taxes...

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FiDollaMilkshake 9 points ago +9 / -0

Paul-o will whip out his 'police-privilege' card on ya to cover it...

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cost me a year in pre-trial custody and about 100 grand. Why?

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Eatinglue 10 points ago +11 / -1

Not guilty is a very standard initial plea to allow for discovery for the defense.

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User_X 6 points ago +6 / -0

It also means all video footage and hopefully the trial will be publicly available and televised!

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Pelosiwashammered 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya right..

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sully 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a "no contest" plea is basically telling the courts you are too incompetent to make a decision. Never plead no contest, it's basically pleading guilty anyway.

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HocusLocus 3 points ago +3 / -0

She had to leave the country to keep him from being drunk in court by marital osmosis.

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papa_newguineapig 46 points ago +46 / -0

The nerve. Lol We literally have video of him smashed off his ass.

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BibleProphecyFulfill 55 points ago +55 / -0

We literally had video of hidden ballots being pulled out after evacuating a polling place.

We have hours of video on 1/6 of the doors being opened.

But none of that mattered. There are different rules for them and us.

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papa_newguineapig 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can't argue with you... sigh

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GuestRanch 2 points ago +3 / -1

Unfortunately Trump appointed courts and judges reviewed it, and dismissed it. It's not good enough evidence to hold up in court.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does the J6 committee know about said videos?

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ParticleCannon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Objection, he imbibed after crashing

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Irishrose18 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have contemplated this myself

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Joequill 0 points ago +1 / -1

Gotta remember, it's not about proving what you did beyond all doubt. Is it reasonable to think that you, for no logical reason whatsoever, decided to start pounding booze right before a cop gets to your car to talk to you about why they pulled you over? And you didn't have a single drink beforehand?

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The accident stressed u/AlcoholicRetard out, which caused them to have an urge to drink. Since they had just picked up booze, satisfying that urge was very easy.

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Joequill 1 point ago +2 / -1

An accident where it took the cops time to get there, maybe that would work. Getting pulled over, I don't know.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does the bottle of Listerine trick work? They do blood draws nowadays

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papa_newguineapig 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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Djonpow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Objection noted....and overruled pleb!

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, he was hittin' the sauce.

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HerbertBailBondsh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Getting head from a fourteen years old.

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DomTullipso 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a mother strategy to by time and go through discovery. It's also to push the prosection to offer a plea deal. No one pleads guilty on arrangement.

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Hanging_Chad 35 points ago +35 / -0

The Porsche did it. I'm glad it totalled a Biden rally attendee

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Captain_MAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

If only he had Paul Walkers porsche

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AK1911 10 points ago +10 / -0

From your keyboard to god’s ears

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deleted 25 points ago +25 / -0
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Dylan_da_Spider 22 points ago +22 / -0

If this Bastard doesn't get found guilty then that's just another thing proving the end of the US judicial system.

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magalee 5 points ago +5 / -0

This scumbag (and his hag wife) deserves to go to jail for a lot more than just a DUI.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given his age, he'll be let off with a warning and donation for the police association he used to get off in the first place. One hand washing the other.

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Jammyjams 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it has been established that our Judicial system is already a failure. We need MAGA to come in destroy them and rebuild. The DOJ, FBI, CIA, all of them are totally infilitrated.

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EdBuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

This fuck lol

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RobbyTheRedneck 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s easier to beat in court when you plead not guilty

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's easier to beat in court when you're a Democrat.

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Djonpow 3 points ago +4 / -1

User name checks out :)

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RyanUpCreek 12 points ago +12 / -0

He injured someone, how in the fuck are you not guilty of a crime at that point? They are going to stretch this shit out until nobody cares anymore and then sweep it under the rug

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Beenz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd drink to if I had to deal with Nancy.

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AK1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

Being completely wrong doesn’t seem, for her, to be a reason to stop arguing.

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Djohnsonsgagreflex 7 points ago +7 / -0

A lot of people who don’t seem to understand that his not guilty plea is just a part of a formal procedure. It starts a process in which he still maintains his position of innocent until proven guilty, and negotiations for an eventual plea deal are most likely to occur. In 2 months he’ll change the plea and get a suspended licenses, a fine, and likely some community service.

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not guilty plea doesn't bother me. That is your right.

If the judge buys it however

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SpezRapesChildren 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the judge buys it however

The judge that was supposed to be on the case was removed last night and replaced with their democrat friend who has never been a judge in a criminal case before.

https://thehornnews.com/paul-pelosis-dui-judge-replaced-at-last-minute/

https://news.yahoo.com/jesse-watters-paul-pelosi-plastered-232703554.html

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonderful. Glad to see our justice system is healthy and not at all corrupt

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when_we_win_remember 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a Democrat town and a Democrat state. As my uncle told me, paraphrased, I had considered becoming a judge but the first step was being a member of the Democratic party.

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago +4 / -0

The judge is already bought, what is he/she/it gonna buy?

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mass55th 5 points ago +5 / -0

BREAKING: Pelosi’s Husband Had ‘Drug in His System’ at Time of DUI Crash https://www.thefirsttv.com/breaking-pelosis-husband-had-drug-in-his-system-at-time-of-dui-crash/

"Pelosi allegedly handed officers his driver’s license and an '11-99 Foundation' card when they asked for his ID, according to the documents. The 11-99 Foundation is a California Highway Patrol charity that supports officers and provides scholarships for their children."

Of course the POS pulled that 11-99 card out. That's what elitists do when confronted with their wrong-doing. I'm a long-time donor to police benevolent societies...wink, wink!! Was the drug in his system Viagra?

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Jammyjams 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a mafia. That's exactly what the mafia does. They buy off the cops and skirt all charges.

Will be interesting to see what happens. Hopefully the eyes on this case will provide enough pressure.

But I guarantee he will get probation. Nothing serious...

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Putin's fault!

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CensoredByMarxists 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does anybody else think it's a strange coincidence that this is all going down at the same time Nancy is stirring up a war between China and Taiwan?

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Magabirdlady2 5 points ago +5 / -0

He will get off.

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wiseracer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shhhhhhocking

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corntortilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s standard to plea not guilty. You have a right to not self incriminate. It’s the prosecution’s job to prove your guilt.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's fairly standard at arraignment.

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StandDownStandBy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol PP

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Dirk_Nager 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just another clown put forward so that when people want someone to take the rage out on they don’t have to look too far

This whole thing is a Hegelian dialectic. Even the outsiders are part of it.

Maybe the exceptions are Alex Jones and the freakin my pillow guy LOL and a few podcasters

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Sea_Still [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

And Drugs

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Name checks out.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No Officer, this is my wife's liver!"

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or it's like second hand smoke... he gets second hand shitfaced from how much Nancy boozes it up.

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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party12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell, if Sussman can be found not guilty, why would Pelosi plead guilty?

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Wakenbake 2 points ago +2 / -0

He fumbled through his wallet for his license and pulled out his police donor card instead

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Kano 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I reference this if I ever have to show up in court and not show up.

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bringbackthe80s 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't have to show up in court. Don't you know who I am?!

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NeverGiveUpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn’t know alcohol would make me drunk

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Jamesben 2 points ago +2 / -0

Expose Plastered Paul's lady companion that night. Crazy Nan was across the country defiling the Constitution in D.C. while Drunken PP was drunk driving the P.

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COanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were the prosecutor, I would be pissed that he pleaded Not Guilty and hand him the stiffest sentencing.

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Nunyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless your office is bought and paid for by the pelosi crime family.

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Mindcrime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mr and Mrs Pelosi will be worm food soon, so the future is just a little brighter.

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

She already looks like the Cryptkeeper

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The system will never incarcerate or prosecute those who belong to the swamp.

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well duh. You can’t fight it if you plead guilty

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Viper64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Release the body cam footage! What are they hiding?

https://conservativebrief.com/calif-da-63655/

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

What difference does it make? Gavin will pardon him anyway.

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is not a Real man. A real man would accept responsibility. What a filthy scum bag, I hope they give him the death penalty

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

DUI and DWI, both cars totaled, the person he hit was injured, but it's not a felony?

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

DUI is a misdemeanor in Commiefornia.

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Hibernatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

They changed the judge in his case overnight, for a democrat one.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't just change the judge... the other judge spontaneously retired so that they could replace him with a judge that has financial and political ties directly with the Pelosis.

The Pelosis are a mafia family. An actual mafia family, with close ties to other mafia families like the Baltimore Crew and Gambino crime family. This is the kind of shit that mafia families do, and they don't care how blatant and in your face it is, because they own everything and nobody stands up to them.

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finscreenname 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know this is why Nancy went to Asia. First she was going and then postponed it, etc, etc. She was just waiting on the court date so she would be out of town. No media.

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paulie P will promise not to ever get caught again, and the court will throw it out.

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Jimmyjetfuel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still wondering what he was up to that he felt the need to drive himself.

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Ricky_CIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Your honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of wealth and political power."

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madagea 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apart from the visual evidence he was off his head,don't you have breath tests for alcohol levels followed up by a blood alcohol level test if the breath test is positive. If you do, surely that would negate any not guilty plea if those tests were positive. As many have commented though he is who he is with all those privileges

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AmericanGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

No duh. He knows he won't be investigated.

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BobSux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big surprise, a Pelosi not taking responsibility.

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Justlooking250 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Short distance' 'fully cooperative' 'hit from behind' 'dinner party with friends'

STOP MAKING BULLSHIT EXCUSES YOU COMMIE FUCKHEADS

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Jmricht 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give me a break!