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Saltkang 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've always said pansexuals are just the old any port in the storm crowd trying to get social credit points.

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MemeSquad 7 points ago +7 / -0

What even is a pansexual?

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alfredbester 11 points ago +11 / -0

Anything cooked in a pan, she loves it.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 4 points ago +4 / -0

She loves her cake pan.

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AlmostHuman 5 points ago +6 / -1

desperado that will take anything they can get..turkeys,cows,kids,old men

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intris 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a person who is attracted to men, women, and people that are "in-between" or nonbinary. I take this to include trans people who have received hormones and surgeries to alter their appearance. Also, assume this includes people who refuse to conform to society's ideals of masculine and feminine ideals (like women who grow huge beards, etc).

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magastrophysicist 13 points ago +13 / -0

We really should start calling them skilletsexuals or griddlesexuals or Georgeforemangrillsexuals at the very least.

d e g e n e r a t e s

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armyofpedes4usa 11 points ago +12 / -1

I feel bad for the toilet.

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MemeSquad 3 points ago +3 / -0

They make hand grabby extenders.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you find yourself in the market for a hand grabby extender, you may want to examine the decisions you made that have brought you here.

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MemeSquad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have known two extremely fat people in my life. One, ironically, was a rowing coach in HS and would occasionally smell like poo. So, hand grabby extenders only do a half ass job… pun intended. The second was a boss I had and her fupa was so big that it smelled. I’m certain she had some sort of yeast infection underneath. It would stink up the office and make my eyes water.

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imnotdeadyet 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't!

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don’t. These people stink like shit and cheap fragrance 100% of the time

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Edinedii 7 points ago +7 / -0

3 chairs for 4 chins

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abouttime4444 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess when you're too fat to find your sex organs this is an option.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, "pan" as in bread (Japanese).

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AlmostHuman 1 point ago +2 / -1

a china virus reproduction factory

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live3ordye 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, that would be a frysexual.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or pie-sexual. Think Jason Biggs.

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dew_it 4 points ago +4 / -0

If your forehead is fat, you're not sexual anything.

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DicksOutForHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

pick a roll any roll...

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Pederella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pansexual, the I'll take anything I can get orientation.

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Rickshawrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Kek on that post title GhostRider. 👍

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately.....

She's gone full manatee.

You never go full manatee.

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diogenesofthearch 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's pansexual because it hasn't seen it's genetalia in long enough to declare it legally dead.

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SolidSnakeOil 2 points ago +2 / -0

This bitch so fat her eyes are too heavy to open.

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mountaininfidel20 2 points ago +2 / -0

My she is quite the Fat Fuck isn't she.

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impera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her pronouns are high/fructose/cornsyrup

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RedPillosopher1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pansexual - desperate and/or incapable of exercising any restraint over the urge for sexual gratification,

  1. The morbidly obese woman was pansexual because she was desperate for any romantic affection.

  2. Xir is pansexual, after being molested by xir uncle xhe became a total whore and will sleep with anything.

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's pretty bad when someone has to scream for attention. If screams were weight, Hoggette here would be the loudest.

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Saltkang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cake. Pan-cake-sexual.

Because big girls don't want some thin little crepes.

But she will still get down with a waffle as long as there is whipped cream.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why the fuck is this retarded shit posted here? Who gives a fucking about some fat liberal cunt?

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SuperMagat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loaf?

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We_Like_The_Stock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm pretty sure we already knew she was in love with her pan.

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Goldsteinbergsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lust isn't love. And lust is all that degenerates know.

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Taco_of_Kiev 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not a biologist, but I don’t think that person can reach their no-no spot.

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Nobeanchilicostsmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is news? No one gives a fuck about this stupid bullshit. Quit making retards famous.

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AlmostHuman 1 point ago +2 / -1

pancakes!100's of em!

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

When she eats a girl out, she literally eats her.