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T_DforTrump2020 300 points ago +300 / -0

RIIIIIIIIIGHT.

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1776take2 254 points ago +254 / -0

He means pursuit the people who leaked it. Not the crimes on it.

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Tulkas71 60 points ago +60 / -0

Hunter leaked Hunters Laptop

/caseclosed

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AtlasHug 21 points ago +26 / -5

Just two weeks guys, trust the plan ;p

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deleted 15 points ago +19 / -4
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x79q3pb 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hmm suspicious quote from a handshake

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Cluso67 5 points ago +6 / -1

Aren't we all handshakes tho

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x79q3pb 6 points ago +7 / -1

No sir.

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RealRedneck 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not remotely close to 3:9.

I know thy works.

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TrueTemper2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Exactly. Imagine if this had been Don Jr... whole Trump family would be in jail. They will go after anyone who possesses or who has shared information on the laptop.

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War_Hamster 16 points ago +16 / -0

Then they'll have to arrest Congress, because the hard drive is now part of the Congressional Record, thanks to Matt Gaetz.

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Mamapedia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not or now?

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now, typo, thank you.

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Mamapedia 2 points ago +2 / -0

👍

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Tralfaz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, because Congress lives by the same laws the rest of us do...

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MrCaveman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Laptop was thrown in a swimming pool, of course it leaked

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IBentMyWookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

You HOPE that liquid is pool water….

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deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peanut sauce

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skittles on a dick

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ArchbishopofKekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ba dum tiss.

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RandoMando2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s only a pretext trying to give legitimacy to the future “Biden did nothing wrong” outcome.

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shodingers_trap 2 points ago +2 / -0

thats a bingo...

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User_X 36 points ago +36 / -0

Aggressively... Pursue its pigeon holing and burial.

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Long_time_lurker 17 points ago +17 / -0

He'll plea down to a fine and gain immunity from anyone ever charging him again due to double jeopardy, most likely.

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AnacronicA 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least it's very slight progress. They tried to completely deny it's existence up until recently. They only acknowledge something and pretend they are doing something about it when they need to undergo damage control... or they really need another distraction

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RStroud 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably, more importantly it allows them to have an "ongoing investigation" if they're called upon to testify before Congress about the investigation. Congress' constitutional oversight powers are continually hamstrung by officials claiming they can't comment about anything they do, past present, or future. The response should always be "That's fine, but we can't fund what can't oversee."

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a really good point.

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Teamdjt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup. All in the name of "National Security".

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thelawmat 10 points ago +10 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Goldsteinbergsky 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ilr? Criminal serial liar Wray says what?

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16BeatsAOne 13 points ago +13 / -0

. . . and we can be forever thankful to former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie for introducing Christopher Wray to President-Elect Donald Trump in late 2016, and to advocate for him to be hired as FBI Director. Just a great job by New Jersey's former Governor and Bridgegate co-conspirator.

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JamesBlomey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fatso does as he is told. Kushner was the big advocate for firing Comey. Wray is a colleague of Salty Yates and <the big> they obviously knew he had the requisite skills to be an excellent director. They want this war and are enjoying winning a one-sided affair.

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2024isNOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

And beached whale. You forgot beached whale.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who would win in a race to the bottom of a bucket of fried chicken...Chris "Krispy Kreme" Christie or Billy "Bucket of Cluck" Barr?

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CoherentLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just don't get between them and the bucket and you'll be ok

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

The colonel is Barr’s specialty.

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jfk_cheated_too 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about Stacey "Tank" Abrams?

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stacy "Did-someone-say-steak?" Abrams

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ArchbishopofKekistan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden must be dead. For reals.

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South_Florida_Guy 92 points ago +93 / -1

Suuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeee they will.

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Moistbreadcrumb 71 points ago +71 / -0

LUUULZ

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SilverBackTrump 27 points ago +31 / -4

Things like this are why there are people who prefer Desantis in the next election. He never should have hired from within the FBI. He knew it was corrupt and still let that pussy Wray fool him.

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Isaiah53 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kushner.

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Ocineaa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. Others too but mainly him.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honest to God I would pardon and then make Uncle Ted the acting FBI director.

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45totheSky 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is no Dana, only Zuul

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Winterds001 47 points ago +47 / -0

Oh lord lol you sure he didn't mean he will aggressively go after anyone with access to it?

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whataboob 11 points ago +12 / -1

I mean yes, kind of.

He will aggressively pursue the investigation itself.

He’ll go after the investigation, not the truth.

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IncredibleMrE1 39 points ago +39 / -0

As aggressively as they pursued the Hillary Clinton case, the Imran Awan case, and the Seth Rich murder case.

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Sea_Still [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

aggressively destroy any and all evidence then blame Whitey or some bullshit

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BumpForTrump 26 points ago +26 / -0

Aggressively or progressively?

Maybe he means progressively, where they go after critics.

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dew_it 19 points ago +19 / -0

... Right...

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papa_newguineapig 17 points ago +17 / -0

You mean the laptop they've had for over 2 years already?

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PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Given the fact the FBI have already covered up for Hunter in the past, I don't see why they would change their tune all of a sudden.

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p1smo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sure they will.

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ragnarokrobo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hahahahaha

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SteersBeersandQueers 15 points ago +15 / -0

😂

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jslenterprises 14 points ago +14 / -0

meaning "we're going to totally fuck over the guy that repaired it in the first place"

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45FortheWin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just like they handled Ashley Biden's diary

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TheLesserBambino 12 points ago +12 / -0

On a scale of shitting your pants to sniffing kids, how aggressive are we talking here?

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xkgb 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trunalimunumaprzure!

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Lol_Garrus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Press [X] to doubt.

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Roush2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I needed a good laugh today

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Ocineaa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aggressively cover it up**

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ProPatria 7 points ago +7 / -0

He means "aggressively pursue anyone asking too many questions about Hunter Biden laptop..."

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BahamaDon 6 points ago +6 / -0

WARNING - DO NOT DRINK MILK WHILE READING.

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Humongus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I call bullshit.

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SirWompalot 6 points ago +6 / -0

More like aggressively pursue those who investigate Hunter's laptop.

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Boom2cannon 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO this is the biggest crock of shit I've seen in a minute.

More like, aggressively pursue options to dispose of any and all damning evidence..

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stealthboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, that's rich.

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dakinnia 4 points ago +4 / -0

TLDR; We will stop all investigations immediately.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Translation: “we’re a bunch of fags.”

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the translation, it hard to understand someone when they have a bunch of dicks in their mouth

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TrumpVoter1 4 points ago +4 / -0

insert "Sure Jan" gif

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unfourtunate_son 4 points ago +4 / -0

About as hard as OJ looked for the "Real" killer.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's California, the knife did it

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breaking News: The FBI just redefined "aggressively" to mean "never".

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MemeForTheWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also said that trump and Russia was not a hoax or that he would not define it as a hoax

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BloodDe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh good I’m glad we have his word now

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Kilroy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The agency will pursue and arrest anyone that's investigating Hunter's laptop.

That's what he's thinking.

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johnrambo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oops, we lost it.

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PhoneBandit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's see, do we have all of the evidence collected in this dumpster right here? Has everyone confirmed with Hunter that he doesn't have anything else lingering out there? Ok, who has the matches?

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you get some hammers and rags in there so they can say “ like with a cloth” gotta give them a catchphrase.

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killerkram 3 points ago +3 / -0

ok there are pictures of him literally committing crimes. arrest him if you are aggressively pursuing

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure. Aggressively pursue anyone who has corroborating evidence of the laptop's contents to "suicide" them while claiming Hunter is innocent and is the REAL victim of white supremacy, russian disinformation, and climate change.

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a weird way to say they'll be jerking off to kiddie porn

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sad_State_of_Affairs 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could start by locking up all the current and previous agents who blamed it on russia

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oldftg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which means the exact opposite here in 🤡🌎

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Tico1968 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t stop laughing!

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Goatboy66 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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RusherOfDin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing he's going to do is make sure nothing like this is ever exposed to the public ever again.

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Createanaccount111 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much like how Democrats will look into politicians getting filthy rich in the stock market???

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

AKA cover up. The agency will aggressively cover up Hunter's bullshit. If I was that guy at that repair shop, I'm buying a plane ticket to Russia.

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MisprisionIsEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a lie.

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and then a laugh was had by all.

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megapat100 2 points ago +2 / -0

whatever they say the opposite is true.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that'll be the last you hear about it for about 2 years until they quietly announce they won't be pressing charges because "muh no reasonable prosecutor" and drop the investigation right before the 2024 election.

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idrago01 2 points ago +2 / -0

aggressively pursue the one's who leaked it he means

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Stonesolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea...ok!