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perma-maga 198 points ago +205 / -7

They need just enough fraud to trigger a recount. Then the steal moves to high gear.

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nozonozo 141 points ago +141 / -0

With a .01% update they must be having problems finding enough fraud to get the result they want.

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endthefed11 79 points ago +79 / -0

At this rate we will have the results in two years.

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WakingKnowledge 47 points ago +47 / -0

I just pulled 50 million votes for Kari Lake out of my asshole. Do those vote count? If so, she can't possibly lose.

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ColoradoTrumper45 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think the contention here is if the Dems can afford to go on record not allowing assholes to vote. That would eliminate most of their voter base.

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WakingKnowledge 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought someone was going to ask how I fit that many votes up my ass?

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CoherentLight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was curious if you used election lube? They can tell you know.

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

no, I was trying to get monkey pox, so no lube.

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AnotherDeadVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just assumed they were all on a flash drive, just like all the other illegal votes.

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Trumpsta4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barack, that you?

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ColoRobo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like the way you talk.

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Niqlndym 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not 88 million? She might as well go for for the record!

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not a 900 Trillion x 10 to the infinite power! You can do anything with an algorithm shoved up your ass!

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You-Aint-Black 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a big asshole

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Barack-Obama2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s really not that big.

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Trumpsta4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nevermind, there you are.

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, I got monkey pox alright.

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PureBloodedSuperStr8 1 point ago +5 / -4

two more weeks. Trust the plan. Watch the waters. KRAKEN. Flynn to win!

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magabeans 2 points ago +2 / -0

ReLeAsE tHe KrAcKeN!

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TennesseeScorpio 3 points ago +4 / -1

Looks like they’ll have to wait till fall!

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Ryoten 80 points ago +80 / -0

Something tells me they're having problems trying to steal it. Lake did the right thing on Election night by doing two things. 1. Declaring Victory. 2. Tell everyone (while the media was there) exactly how much they would need to LEGALLY win, and that there was no path to victory for her opponent. That was strategic for her because she pretty much told everyone watching what they would have to do to steal it. So they're probably trying to figure out how to steal without JUST printing ballots. In otherwords, she made their lives harder.

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Aoikaze2000 32 points ago +32 / -0

And we should all learn from this and do exactly that moving forward.

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Whoopies_tds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keep an eye on the vote totals of 3-5. I guarantee they are trying to figure out how to re-assign those

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Brellin 29 points ago +29 / -0

Was about to mention this myself, they only need to buy time by forcing it far enough to guarantee a recount, at which point they'll have more than enough time to 'fortify' the election for whoever they want.

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Imransgarage 16 points ago +16 / -0

Even if they can't cheat their way to a win, the longer they hold off, they more they try to damage her credibility.

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my_sides 4 points ago +4 / -0

correct

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NeverArgueWithIdiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s 0.01% … in 2 days

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doug2 -1 points ago +2 / -3

No way they've got the nigs running over time stopping by homeless shelters and old people homes RN

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AtrueSkizo 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol no bro you think all the illegal names they get that hop the border are just to be put on the fed gravy train? they are to be filled into these votes when they need to swing an election so they can tie the names back to someone even if they didnt vote

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AtrueSkizo 1 point ago +1 / -0

cause listen bro it is easier for them to win and them get challenged in the courts they own and then say "well fuck us! what happened how did these people vote, ooooooppppppssss" then it is to lose and to eat losing their marxist 500 year plan, just watch come the mid terms, they might let this shit fly but watch come the mid terms, you are gonna have many mexican names that just so happen to not live in the country that, oopss they swung the vote, but its to late and LOL bro good luck conservatives cause we own the courts. thats whats gonna happen bro, trust me, fucking we all know it and it just sucks so hard cause we face such a juggernaught

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Spawnlingman 146 points ago +151 / -5

If you live in Arizona and aren't dragging these people out, why?

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 108 points ago +112 / -4

Because they’re too comfortable under their Sunsetter Retractable Awnings while double-fisting Hannity’s nightly tapioca.

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 30 points ago +30 / -0

Ew.. and Lol?

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TollboothWilly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes both

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fuckfortysix 14 points ago +14 / -0

TOP KEK

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Somebody had to say it

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1st_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you know my dad?

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laredditarmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao I hate those sunsetter commercials

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NotableBuffalo 3 points ago +3 / -0

That couple is like 5’0” to make the awning look huge.

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TakingBackCA 42 points ago +44 / -2

The only comment on this thread that matters and demands an answer. Why is there so much weakness?

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Sheprecon31 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pussification of the west between the shit we are eating and the lack of coherent education and fathers at the head of the table.......strong men bring good times........

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TheDespotofCartoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and good times bring weak men.

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they-see-me-trollin 4 points ago +4 / -0

weak men create hard times...

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Sheprecon31 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes sir

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NickAtNight 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you are in the ‘East’ ?

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ShitpostBunker2022 36 points ago +41 / -5

Come on down and show us how its done, we need a guy like you who is all action and no talk to lead us.

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Spawnlingman -1 points ago +15 / -16

Been there and done that, it's your turn.

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JuanTitor 9 points ago +12 / -3

Time in the Middle East during your early days in the CIA?

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Spawnlingman 4 points ago +6 / -2

130k account. No handshake. Been here since reddit. But whatever.

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +4 / -2

Not on here.

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Spawnlingman 0 points ago +3 / -3

This is why we never get anything done.

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JuanTitor 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right, calling others to make big moves but dodging out when called out to lead from the front is why nothing gets done.

We don't need people telling other people to get things done, when need people to actually do things. I don't shout at people online to do things, and in real life only tell people to do things I myself would do along with them.

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ShitpostBunker2022 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lying POS

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FuckReddit4545 26 points ago +27 / -1

People tried last time. I saw 90% of our side physically rip people from the fences at the Maricopa tabulation center screaming "be peaceful!, back the blue!, we have to be peaceful, the courts are working on it!" The fact is most people simply aren't ready to accept our county was stolen and NO one is coming to help us. Not some kraken, not some court. Bread and circus. Even with this total shit show of an admin, most people still have a home, food, car, job, TV, etc...

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QuickHands 11 points ago +15 / -4

Bullshit, that wasn't "our side". We know from January 6th that there were hundreds of government stooges, informants, Antifa and everyone else pretending to be Trump supporters and engaging in violence, attacking police, etc, to try to get the exact outcome they wanted.

There were ABSOLUTELY leftists/deep state telling everyone "trust the process" "the courts have got this, just go home".....you act as if that were 100% bonafide card-carrying MAGA voters there. THEY WEREN'T. They were psyop'd into not doing anything because the people who tricked them were doing THEIR JOB....that they are paid VERY WELL to do.

The next time around, people need to be slapped across the face if they tell you to go home.

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fuck the blue the rest is pretty much on point they are abetting the steal

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Trumpdup4prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we get that 90% to stay home and please invite the 10% only?

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Johnnyboy2324 0 points ago +1 / -1

Word

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The_Left_The 6 points ago +6 / -0

Head down there and lead by example.

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Sea_Still 83 points ago +84 / -1

Kari should have a team of lawyers hounding them around the clock

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 20 points ago +22 / -2

The dems fight ferociously. We could learn a thing or two from them on this. We call them betas and soiboys, but they know how to fight the war in the bureaucratic arenas.

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Prussian_Pepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

Most lawyers won't take up conservative causes. Look how many ran in fear of supporting Trump during the 2020 steal. They are all cowards that hide behind their name and reputation. And in a society were the media can destroy your reputation whenever you have wrong-think, lawyers are all gonna show their true colors as groveling bitches.

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RStroud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump tapping Rudy was a huge mistake.

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teamshred 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah remember when he was sweating hair dye all over himself? Rudy was a bad look.

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RStroud 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's also aging, lost his hunger/edge/touch, and probably drinks too much. If Rudy likes to start the day with scotch, that's great. He's earned it many times over. But, his best days are behind him, and even he knows that. I wouldn't pick him for the biggest fight of my political career against a cutthroat corruption machine.

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Here_we_go 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still dont understand why they held a news conference in front of that landscaping business off the highway by the adult shop.

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teamshred 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incompetence is the only explanation. They thought it was the four seasons hotel (really nice hotels) and by the time they realized the mistake it was too late.

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then I guess I and other pedes need to go to law school.

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RedditIs4Retards 9 points ago +9 / -0

They fight ferociously because they know they won't face any charges and get paid in the process.

We do the same and we go to January 6 indefinite detention

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TakingBackCA 7 points ago +7 / -0

The left are dedicated, ruthless executors. We really could learn from them. Nothing gets in their way. Rules are nothing more than guidelines. No cost is too great to win; all options are on the table.

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Titanium7 6 points ago +6 / -0

Theres a reason why they run circles around us in various arenas. The last thing they want is the right to be unified, fearless, and ready to kick ass.

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is why they spend time on here schill posting crap and using a bunch of parenthesis around words. The only purpose is to divide us.

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chicken-wing 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have to play by those rules to have a chance at all

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Throwingway22 81 points ago +81 / -0

Lake should be cutting campaign ads for tonight A) reiterating her victory, B) highlighting how embarrassing this is for the state of AZ, and C) announcing her intention to audit her own election and clean house of all these subversive faggots.

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BostonVoter 20 points ago +20 / -0

1000000% sticky this comment. Exactly this

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1st_Covfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

She needs to hire you pede, great ideas!

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TrumpWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is how you win

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RegisteredDem4Trump 44 points ago +44 / -0

Fuckery afoot

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DoomerBoyo 5 points ago +6 / -1

They're going to rig it .01% at a time because they know their being watched lol... So in like 200 days they'll get their 2 % to close the difference. covid you know

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RogueLeaderX 29 points ago +29 / -0

They're really doing a hell of a job, aren't they? 😑

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-f-b-i- 27 points ago +27 / -0
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mack 23 points ago +23 / -0

Strangely, there are reportedly 160,000 votes left to be counted, most in Maricopa county and they are mostly mail in votes, which Lake's opponent won by 10%. That's a 16,000 vote advantage for Lake's opponent. If so that puts Lake behind 4,000 votes when all are totaled. Odd that, so very odd.

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openeyes 27 points ago +28 / -1

Same day voters dropped of their "mail in ballots" by hand on Election Day...80 percent were Lake voters...they didn't trust the drop boxes or the mail and dropped them off in person...so no these are Lake votes unless they are fucked with

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DaayTerkErJerbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hard to count votes when the machines wont work an all remaining votes have to be adjudicate /s

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keepwinning 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wish we all worked as quickly and effectively at our own jobs.

Democracy can't be rushed doncha know.

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Lurker404 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh they're working at lightning speed. It's just that their job isn't counting ballots, it's printing them.

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BidenCrimeFamily 18 points ago +18 / -0

It takes time to handfill out those ballots!

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Trumpdidit 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am requesting her election staff must have Ms. Lake go to the court's and file affidavits to have every ballot and machine information held in security, for examination, even after maricopa is done trying to cheat. This is where the investigation begins into the fuggering of this election cycle. If they can't prosecute for the 2020, they sure can for last weeks as it's still fresh.

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Done_With_This_Shit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ah yes, it's like reliving fond memories of Pennsylvania in 2020. Trump ahead by 700,000 votes. STOP! KICK OUT REPUBLICAN OBSERVERS! Okay, Trump ahead by 400,000 votes. STOP! ..........Now 200,000 votes. STOP!.....now 20,000. BIDEN WINS PENNSYLVANIA!

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EuphoricTrillby 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pennsylvania was sickening. Literally the majority of Biden’s votes came late. In any other year, those would not have counted.

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Shellingas 12 points ago +12 / -0

Every time I tell them this, they screech and tell me "TRUMP LOST GET OVER IT. NO EVIDENCE OF FRAUD." Then I show them evidence of the fraud and they say "TRUMP LOST GET OVER IT. NO EVIDENCE OF FRAUD."

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laspojd2 13 points ago +14 / -1

A 4 year old could count faster than them

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n0vnm 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yesterday morning, they had counted 88% of the vote. How did the number go down unless they manufactured more votes?

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BostonVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always wondered how they knew what was outstanding number. How do they know what's outstanding? Maybe it's simply an estimate to begin with

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bluto36 1 point ago +1 / -0

they got more votes

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jvklint 11 points ago +11 / -0

They knew who won the $1.3B lotto an hour after it was sold......can't count to 700,000 in a several days?

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the_neon_cowboy 9 points ago +9 / -0

there is no valid reason this is taking so long period fuckery is surely a foot and they are taking thier time corver thier tracks since they got very sloppy in 2020. All we did what show them how we found thier cheating, so they can better improve the steal.

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Crucial8GB 9 points ago +9 / -0

How is this shit even allowed. What planet are we living in?

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Sea_Still 10 points ago +11 / -1

Planet 81 million, the most popular planet in the galaxy

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daFFYDOOK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fact checkers agree. Good comment comrade. +1 to your social credit score. Make sure you are double plus vaxxed and boosted and tell your friends for more bonus points.

For more social credit tips and tricks, just talk about it with your phone nearby, cuz were always listening.

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nobody voted for Robson, just like Biden.

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DJTLandSlide2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

In other words.. Math is racis...

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Johnnyboy2324 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s stolen

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magalee 8 points ago +8 / -0

How slow can a retarded vote counter be? Are all the vote counters in Maricopa antifa and blm tards?

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Shellingas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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GeneralSherman68 8 points ago +9 / -1

A couple days ago they said 95% reported. Then 80%. This is really messed up. This should be covered every where but only here or Bannon do you hear about it. Everyone else is nuthugging DeSantis.

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My_dick_screamed 8 points ago +8 / -0

So, she's fucked then?

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American-Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, America is FUCKED

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. We are.

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DeepStateParasite 8 points ago +8 / -0

Waiting for those extra boxes to arrive from out of state?

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mainsoda 7 points ago +7 / -0

Corrupt bastards don't even care how bad they look.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

This ☝️☝️

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TheSuperStableGenius 7 points ago +7 / -0

She leads in EVERY county but cucked maricopa, imagine that ... midnight ballots on the way https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2022-primary-elections/arizona-governor-results

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n0vnm 6 points ago +6 / -0

If she loses, she can always try a Lieberman and file independent.

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Drinkup4 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they are cheating in the Republican primary, they will absolutely cheat in the general election.

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Crappydatum 4 points ago +4 / -0

"IF" they are cheating?

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Kari loses it's do to cheating.

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BostonVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr. SHIVA DID THIS. After they stole the Republican Primary from him in Massachusetts, he was able to prove it. It is currently in court now, still, and it has advanced past motion to dismiss. So it's in there. For billions of dollars. It's complicated, the lawsuit is for Massachusetts and Big Tech twitter xollusion, but he was able to prove whenever there is a voting machine , the numbers did the opposite. And whenever it was paper ballot and counting, he won. He won in places he should have lost. And he lost in places he had the most support. 100% fraud. The fraud is the machine

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thoth_1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

BRAKING

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BostonVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

So suspect. So embarrassing. It shouldn't ever be like this.

The solution is worse than the problem. So why even do that?

Wtf is wrong with Maricopa?

This is insane , it's become absolutely insane

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pray4peace4 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't worry... when they've padded Robson's totals by 80,000 more than Kari Lake's, they'll call the election. C'mon man - it takes time to rig an election the right way.

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yurimodin 5 points ago +5 / -0

are you shitting they have not called this yet............WTF

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mumblenuggets 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats make the Nazis look like amateurs.

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Anon1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Nazis developed their party platform after the democrat platform way back when. So yeah, that Nazis are the amateurs.

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Thedude2283 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t understand how they can count 80% of the votes in a few hours but take a whole day to count 1%

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NoComment 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on guys give em time, it takes a lot of effort to figure out how to dump more ballots during an election that should have been called 2 days ago.

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HamletRising 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, I just can't see how they are gonna steal this one. Like everyone knows now. It was different with trump/covid bc it was unprecedented. Theyre gonna get caught this go around and there's gonna be repercussions.

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MrCaveman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being a vote fraud conspirator: you're in a Catch-22 right now. Lake voters flooded enough votes to overcome the fraud already committed. If she wins, you'll get caught. If you commit additional fraud, it is obvious. Watdo?

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Someguy_1777 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are cheating, elections are meaningless

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DeplorableLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Either Arizona learns how to count or they get excluded from national elections.

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schism 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maricopa COunty Elections board said yesterday they will only updates once daily by 7pm until the votes are "counted"

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SleeperAgentSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't put it past Katie Hobbs (who is running the elections for governor while secretary of state WTF) to just not declare a winner before the general and then say she's running unopposed.

She is so fucking evil.

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MrCaveman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are there 2.5% more Senate votes counted compared to Governor votes?

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ToniBahloni 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're trying to see how many votes they need to steal!!!!

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HCQ_ZPAK_ZINC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dominion is counting the votes.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Miscounting

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any election system that can’t produce accurate and timely election results is ghetto ass bullshit. It’s got to go.

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45ForEver2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

If only all the money people donated to stop the steal actually did just that.

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Zoinks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it was a couple small counties with like 10,000 population reporting the rest of their stragglers.

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

they are trying to figure out how to get more of that special election paper to make the ballots they need, The Dems are most likely shipping it in from China and that's why Pelosi went there as a distraction

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Theorem 3 points ago +3 / -0

How are they not finished... And how do they not know how many more ballots there are to count... This will just be an endless event until they flip the votes for Robson.

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Ronpaulblican2 3 points ago +3 / -0

The balls of these cocksuckers