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TheBasedFriscoMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look at the goddamn Adam's apple on that thing. I went to school in the same district as that freak.

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whitesmurf 14 points ago +14 / -0

Your local library might keep old yearbooks. Be interesting to see some yearbook photos.

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anatidaephobia 11 points ago +11 / -0

Doubt that, in Russia there's only two genders. They'd put this thing in a men's prison and the left will go REEEEEE.

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CrackerJack2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Both skull and skeleton tatoos.
Not very lady-like, IF it were a lady, that is.

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LiveFree2020 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Woodchipper 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not sure about this one. I feel like if she was a dude, they wouldn't let her shave, for the lols, yet there's not even a hint of stubble on that chin.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Woodchipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe, but wouldn't they withhold that as well?

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laser hair removal

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scare_event_me_now 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good luck to the Russian prison officers who will be checking. 😎👍

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Woodchipper 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should send Big Mike to Russia.

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McGyver357 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone notice that she's handcuffed and the cuffs are also attached to the cop/guard. That's hardcore.

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Owmyballz 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should be in heaven.

-Prison tats: check

-Is lesbian: check

-Three times larger than any Russian female prisoner: check

-Prison rape - she chooses: chek

Its 24 hour date night for her now.

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MayorofTrumpton 6 points ago +6 / -0

You missed out the other thing that should delight xer. She/he/it now doesn't have to hear the American national anthem for the next nine years.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does his jersey say "Crenshaw" on it?

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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YouTubeSucksDicks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Baba Yaga confirmed.

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CorruptAdamShiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope they shave his head

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats not an adams apple but a dick she regurgitated to be able to relish the flavor a second time.

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goodguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

the guards should sneeka picture of that dude's cock to the internet

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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Mantiskoresh 3 points ago +3 / -0

God, you know she just reeks of weed and a shit attitude.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enjoy Russia since he hates America so much. Stay all 9 years.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the shitpost flair?

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heeeeeemeyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they handcuff themselves to the criminal? Doesn't it make you susceptible to injury?

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JoeBidensDementia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the flair?

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Earthmover511 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

TBH most American women have more balls than most men