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BrunoPuntzJones 112 points ago +112 / -0

I'm tired of hearing illegal aliens being rebranded as "migrants." They aren't fucking migrants, they don't migrate. They invade and suck resources forever, they never migrate back to where they belong.

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deleted 30 points ago +30 / -0
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shadypollster 24 points ago +24 / -0

Gibgrants

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OrangeElvis 19 points ago +19 / -0

Gibmegrants

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Meme_Too 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or gimmegrants. Pronounced "gimmigrants", to rhyme with immigrants.

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CelesteD 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like this one, as it ties in with government grants, and it just sounds hecka cool.

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Meme_Too 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good point. Gimmiegrants.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just like the sound of it, it has a nice ring to it.

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shadypollster 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much better thsn mine!

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Fine_Kentucky_Jenkum 3 points ago +3 / -0

"biological range targets"

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BeardedNinjaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

*rapfugees rape+refugees

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

They are murderous parasites. Nationwide bounty on illegals, plus automatic felony for anyone who employs them, problem solved in a matter of months.

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youknowthething76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree they are trying to change the language we use but some of them are actual migrants, often migrating to different areas in Latin America before crossing the border. If they want to call them migrants that's fine with me but they should be called illegal immigrant migrants

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Criminals.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mauraders.

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ObamasLooseButthole 28 points ago +28 / -0

The next Mario game we're gonna have to deal with illegals?

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MarxhatedJews 12 points ago +12 / -0

Settlers of Catan & the sequel Settlers of Baltimore

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of wood for sheep, you'll be getting wood for trannies.

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MarxhatedJews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Royal "you"

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it seems the Royal "you" seem to get wood for peasant children...

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MarxhatedJews -1 points ago +1 / -2

This doesn't make any sense

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not meant for you, literally, more at the actual Royals. Bloody pedo Prince Andrew, getting wood for children.

And, I'm sure, plenty of history in the family of getting wood for the peasants, who were then bumped off to prevent anything from happening.

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MarxhatedJews -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ok we have a semantic misunderstanding. "Royal 'you'" is also sometimes called "American 'you'" https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Royal%20you

Are you British?

Your comments towards me read as if you were referring to me. I had to take a few steps back to give you space. So I could read your comments a couple ways and see them differently. We're on the same page, now.

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Correndo 6 points ago +6 / -0

In one Mario game you actually have to travel back in time to defeat an invading mushroom alien force.

And on a side note, I miss when Mario games were fun, bizzare, and wacky; now Nintendo puts a bland Mario game out every month it seems when they should've probably retired the franchise by now, or at least slowed down the releases.

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Coprolite 5 points ago +5 / -0

We always have, they are those plants that bite you

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, It's the MUSHROOM kingdom.

Where do you think all the turtles and goombas came from?

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because Bowser invaded it with his army of turtles and goombas and they act as his soldiers so it's a little different than illegal aliens. Not that much different but still a little different.

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good luck with your new bioweapons!

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556x45mm 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Health officials say Dengue and Zika is actually a good thing, and here's why"

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well the illegals themselves are the actual bioweapons to be deployed as seen fit. If they also happen to be carrying anything like that, it's just a bonus feature.

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MarxhatedJews 8 points ago +8 / -0

In the olden days, they'd launch decapitated heads and dead cows over the castle walls.

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pepperonishoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shouldn't you say:

"The 10 reasons why health officials say Dengue and Zika is actually good for democracy."

Like BuzzFeed. ;-)

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Number 4 will surprise you:

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Dangerous_donald1 2 points ago +2 / -0

“The top 5 takeaways!”

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pepperonishoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha.

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +11 / -2

Maybe we can all work together to be a sovereign nation again

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NADSAQ 23 points ago +23 / -0

No. I don’t want reconciliation with leftists. I want exile or worse.

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Dangerous_donald1 3 points ago +3 / -0

We tried compromising and they bulldozed their way to our current shitty situation. Never ever should we compromise anything!

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Apollopnir 4 points ago +4 / -0

FUCK NO. They were calling for our deaths before trump got in office and picked up 100x since he got in and have been getting exponentially worse. It's time to draw lines.

Edit:it's past time to draw lines actually.

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KuzoKevin [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

Cry harder.

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MrTexan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Suck it DC!

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toysjoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

NIMBY harder you morons.

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TheNewRepublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is a shitshow I’m enjoying.

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Joenoblow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe they should send them to the border to stop the invasion instead of dealing with the problems later? Consider it as a type of an immigration abortion. We all know how much they like abortions.

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FitOfficial 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should've done this years ago. Don't even tell anyone where you're sending them. If it's not back across the border then dump em in NYC, DC, Chicago, or the Northeast in general.

Enough bullshit.

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pepperonishoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Abott is running against Beto this fall so that explains the news stories.

And Beto has a lot of left and east coast $$ in his coffers.

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Star_Commander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since at least the creation of the DHS (I don't know about before), FEMA has always dumped displaced persons from disasters into other states rather than work to rehome them.

Assholes.

I still remember when they did this to certain groups with disabilities and dumped them in rural american areas that had literally no support network for them.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't count unless they're in the rich liberal enclaves.

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Tailgunnerjoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

So she wanted to call out the National Guard for a few dozen illegals, but didn’t think the Guard was necessary for one million demonstrators. Congress needs to create a federal reservation that includes all the major federal buildings and put it under the control of the federal government. Washington DC belongs to all Americans, not Muriel Bowser.

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Noitwasntthat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol.

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notatallimsure 3 points ago +3 / -0

You wanted illegals in the country, but your shitty little town can't handle a few hundred? What did you learn from this?

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friedchicken 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bus full = influx

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PickleSticks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, the TxNG has to babysit illegals. Just saying.

TxNG is getting the shit end of the stick.

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pepperonishoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about TX border patrol?

I have heard they describe their time at work as "tacos and tampons" duty.

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PickleSticks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tx doesnt have border patrol, only border patrol here is feds. The state does have a brush unit but everyone is turned over to the feds for processing. NG gets the shaft with the border and very very low pay & do not have deployment immunities from their bills like being federally deployed.

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pepperonishoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did not know they were all only feds.

Way back when I remember running across a border patrol recruitment booth at the hlsr.

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PickleSticks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas DPS is looking at legal routes to form their own BP unit but they cannot enforce federal laws as immigration is a federal law, something that the Supreme Court desperately needs to be revisited. This is why Texas is bussing them to DC because they cannot deport them.

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magapatriot_pa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha ha ha! Drown in the brown tsunami, you fucking cunt.

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Stars-n-Stripes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let the D.C. police take care of it. Hey Texas, please bus more there.

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Pickles76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Suck it Bowser! Enjoy your illegal aliens.

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frogface 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretending that problems aren't there is the democrat way of solving them.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send them to that ho AOC's house.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes sense. Why would DC need protection from this culturally-enriching foreign delegation of scholars and future scientists?

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FlyinHeadlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Activating National Guard is very expensive and opens the door for a wide range of liability problems for military leadership. These stupid politicians think a company of military heavy equipment operators or infantry know all the ins and out of handling illegal aliens. THEY DON'T. Most of them know more about their full time civilian jobs than anything else...fucking tardos politicians.

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KrellKrypto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dc has a national guard?

I thought the NG was a state ran milita….

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Roush2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait... Isn't this bad??? If states can't deport illegals, and federal won't do it... Are we just stuck with illegals forever? Yeah it's funny that it's happening to someone we dislike, but that also means the national Gaurd won't help Kari lake?

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Shamanic 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost as if our actual Enemies don't care if the democrats suffer alongside the republicans...

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't a city which cooperates with an invasion constitute some form of insurrection?

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. Nasty Girls should be at the border keeping illegals from coming in.

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cantrememberpassword 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't Chicago have its National Guard driving buses?

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck it, lets just build the ovens and the gas chambers already. Sorry not sorry. At least they will stop coming.

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whatafiasco 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have to deny the National Guard deployment. Otherwise Dementia boy would have to admit that even 5k illegals in a large city is a crisis.

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45ForEver2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

IN before they give them citizenship and them ship them back to Texas.

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12gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣👍

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Norwegianskier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be a win if they did. That would create incentive to use the military at the border also.

I dont know what is the best solution.

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NaggerPlease 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep the busses coming, Filled with ill-le-gals Keep the busses rollin On the way to DC

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murphda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racist bitch!!!! Hows it feel bowser....

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BoltBoltBoltBolt90 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abbott sucks. I hate this whole "sending immigrants to THEIR STATES is owning the libs!!!" when in reality it just keeps the illegal aliens here in the United States and they'll move along from DC anyway back into our neighborhoods. Send them back to Mexico, not to other parts of our country.

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yurimodin 1 point ago +1 / -0

ElCaminos with "la coockaracha" horns as far as the eye can see.

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thisisatestof2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. What ever the number of buses, triple it.

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Star_Commander 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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SmokeyAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

and still, DoD SecDef austin sux bigly, a feeble bootlicker.

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gimmeabreak 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm actually surprised at that. I would have thought that the progressive DoD would want to help the progressive DC Mayor to make it appear that the progressive open borders policy is working fine.

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just a summer of love baby

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PhantomShield72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Womp Womp

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Out of curiosity, if the mayor of dc is the commander of dc national guard, what is the pretense that the natl guard officer in charge can deny a request for assistance?

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Star_Commander 1 point ago +1 / -0

NATCAP forces have some really fucking strange rules compared to the traditional state rules.

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youknowthething76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahahaha Lloyd Austin did something based

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Tulkas71 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the send them to DC. they have to send hem to the border states

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mareecopa 1 point ago +2 / -1

We, as a nation, shouldn't either.

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Bramage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pfft, hardly means the DOD or Guard is on the right side...they stood by and allowed the palace coups.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the middle of "war time" they want national guard to deal with illegals...hilarious