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Fact 291 points ago +297 / -6

"They're your hungry mouths now!"

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Just_wanted_darkmode 136 points ago +139 / -3

Can you imagine the loyalty, it's like feeding a starving dog. You guys are too short sighted around here.

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xkgb 58 points ago +63 / -5

Loyalty from communists, haha!

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ThirteenPercenter 54 points ago +56 / -2

Do you really think the average NK person or even soldier had communist leanings? Or do they perhaps think communism is bad based on personal experience?

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Cobalty2004 20 points ago +20 / -0

Are liberals here starving?

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seekingTRUTH93 38 points ago +38 / -0

if covid taught me anything, they will starve because trump said food is good for you

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TheJimmReaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both Lib shits & Conservatives will be starving soon, massive world wide famine coming... Everyone starves under Communism, America & the west just held out a little longer than everywhere else, but our time has come too, soon you'll see

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Cozette 3 points ago +3 / -0

My family survived the depression and taught each younger generation how to survive the next one.

Not everyone is unprepared or caught by surprise.

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Cobalty2004 1 point ago +1 / -0

No doubt. But I have a feeling true famine is years away.

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ChonkFingers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until winter and this could be the next “thing”.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 9 points ago +9 / -0

Socialists gonna brainwash socialists into believing socialism works.

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d003 5 points ago +5 / -0

looks like papa biden sending sonny to the ukraine to smoke crack with ukrainian hookers to get them on the US federal government gifting billions of tax payer/worker dollars to the ukraine in a proxy war, laundering it and remembering "the big guy" didnt work out

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JohnnyWolverine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Work out for who? Mr. 81 Million is happily drooling his way into his elder years, and the smartest man he knows is smoking crack with a post-footjob smile on his face.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

^ Proof socialism doesnt work. What he just said should be retard speak yet this is the type of shit the public sector tries doing.

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ITS_OKAY_TO_BE_WIGHT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you think they know enough of the world to have contrary opinions?

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ITS_OKAY_TO_BE_WIGHT 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've lost the plot.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's pretty obvious that there are groups of both.

But food when starved is a hell of a drug.

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MostlyPeaceful 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sure, those that think they have an in to achieve some station within the party hierarchy. Don't tell me you've never read/watched an account from a defector though...

Here's Yeonmi Park on Rogan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMK1KEk5OdU

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MostlyPeaceful 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think its unfair to them to compare them to liberals. Yeah, definitely there's a slim minority of those privileged enough to be the enforcers.

The rest of them are starving to death or being shot for trying to hunt game and stacking bodies up on the side of the streets because there's noplace to take them.

At least that's how the defectors describe it.

And if I found myself in either situation, yeah I'd absolutely sign up to go kill Ukranians.

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NvJohansson 23 points ago +24 / -1

This is like 1984, North Korean citizens do not have access to the outside world. They think they're winning the world war abroad and that they're the most powerful, modern and advanced civilization on Earth.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 17 points ago +19 / -2

They think they're winning the world war abroad and that they're the most powerful, modern and advanced civilization on Earth.

You mean like Americans who only watch the MSM?

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. But at least some here have a chance to see something else and start asking questions. They don't.

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Frogman123 3 points ago +3 / -0

America is far more advanced than the vast majority of countries though

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DickTick 2 points ago +4 / -2

That is simply not true anymore for the majority of nk

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is true though. A lot of NK realizes China is a bit richer but that is it

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro what if all of earth is like that with the broader galaxy? Aliens are just like "these retards think they're the only life in the GALAXY lolz"

Now that you laughed at the hypothetical, I can tell you this is God to honest true.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sorry fren. I haven't smoked weed in years.

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preferredfault 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sadly, the US is in the same position. We might have a mighty set of military tools, but in a real war of attrition with real losses, we would be hard pressed to keep up for long. We don't have the manufacturing capacity, nor the material resource capacity, to have an adequate war time production. China could crank out tons more inferior craft and overwhelm by sheer numbers.

Once we lost things like ships and planes, they would not be easily replaced. It takes 3-4 years to build an aircraft carrier in the best of times, and relies heavily on outsourced materials, while also not being under attack. It takes about 5 months to build a tank. Of course they're produced in parallel and that could be sped up some, but it's not like we'll be making thousands of them in parallel.

We would run up short somewhere in the supply chain, just like production stopped on vehicles because of a single chip that costs a few dollars. And a lot of our moth ball fleets either end up dismantled, rotting, or sent off to NATO. Nor are they really adequate for today's threats, even with upgrades.

If China really wanted to fuck us, they could send troop carriers designed to be just enough to get across the ocean, tens of thousands of them, with like 10-20 troops aboard each, all meant to deliver troops to our shores whose sole purpose is to cross the ocean, make a landing, and regroup or go on a killing spree.

They could also do the same with a surprise attack through shipping containers, where troops are piled in like sardines, ready to flood out of the cargo ship by the tens of thousands at a time, and run from the port into city streets and commandeer whatever vehicles they can to go around on killing spree's and hostage taking spree's. The military wouldn't be able to do much, because Americans would be human shields. They couldn't bomb or send tanks or ground teams in, all they could do is try to stem the spread, but the areas the Chinese controlled, would be theirs for the time being.

It might not be a traditional beach head where they could send reinforcements, but it would be a hell of a quagmire, as there would be no easy way to uproot them. And the longer it goes on, the more concessions the government might be willing to give. Especially if hostages are regularly executed until their demands are met.

If they really wanted to go even further, they could send those surprise troops, and time it to have a real beach head fleet cross the ocean and reach us soon after the initial cargo ship deception. We'd know they're coming, we'd be on alert, but the deception would be soo distracting that command probably wouldn't know what to do. They'd engage the Chinese fleet at that point for sure, but if they could manage to fight their way to the port and setup AA defenses, while also having all of those human hostages, what could we do? They know they'd be able to get close enough to our coast, just outside of our territorial waters, without a direct response. It would just be treated as a show of force.

But what happens when those surprise troops have tens of thousands of American hostages, and says they'll kill them if the fleet isn't allowed through? Do we just write them off as casualties and fight and just destroy their fleet and bomb the hell out of whatever city they invaded with all the civilians in it? Or do we give them their minor beach head and negotiate? Either choice is not good for whatever administration that has to deal with that, because you wouldn't get them all, and then you'd have a ton of enemy soldiers roving through the country causing chaos, while war is also actively being waged from a main fleet.

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KINGOJ007 10 points ago +10 / -0

I saw a video of a doctor who went over to NK to do eye surgery for a bunch of people. When they could see again, they went up to a photo of Kim jong-un on the wall and thanked him for it. None of them acknowledged the doctor.

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kc5ods 2 points ago +2 / -0

i watched that same thing some 20 years ago or so. absolutely shocking how they worshipped their "great leader"

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wellya KJ LET the doctor in.

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stagolee 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have literally no other experience to go on.

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Seldom_Seen_Kid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plato’s Cave

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm pretty sure most of the people in NK don't have anything to compare it to. Sure, there are some of their younger generations that have figured out how to get on the real, uncensored internet, and have had their eyes open - but generally speaking they have their own "boomers" that are completely and totally blind to anything beyond what the party tells them.

They're now on generational brainwashing cycle. Meaning, most of the ones who are brianwashed now, have been born into the system and know nothing else.

I suspect none of them even have a clue that there isn't communism everywhere. It's just a daily struggle to survive to the point worrying about political ideology isn't on their list of priorities.

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DoozerChuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don't even get uncensored internet....that ended over a decade ago

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right, but I think you know what I mean - where their govt censors the entire thing to the point nothing that's not "allowed" will even be accessable.

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DoozerChuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes...I know😉

I just hate that there is so much information that we lost due to government overreach. Did you use the internet years ago? We lost so much. Ever search engine sucks, all the good sites are gone, you wanted something...you. could find it.

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Frogman123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ours is censored but there is still quite a bit of freedom because Of hardworking ppl like the mods and devs here

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Fenlandlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weirdly though it's the opposite in China, the elderly know all about the famines and the massacre at Tiananmen Square but know to stay silent about it. The young are completely clueless though.

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ThirteenPercenter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone seems to be missing my point which I obviously didn’t make well.

Even if brainwashed, these “volunteers” will see the world outside NK and be red pulled by Russian troops. They won’t be communists for long, if they even thought NK was a successful nation in the first place (I doubt most do).

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DonuteaterReturns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skipping over the language barrier, what they'll see is Ukraine, which wasn't exactly a beacon of democracy and wealth before the bombs started dropping.

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StoryTimeHour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps the better term is fealty, but I guarantee you there are plenty that would be happy to serve for Kim. They would also be happy to change their mind and kill him in a matter of minutes if a new dictator took power.

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Hinterland 2 points ago +2 / -0

China is using their little brother to send a message back to DC about Taiwan.

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justified_paranoia 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they taste food, they'll come to their senses

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

"When they taste food, they'll come to their senses".

NKs military is fed.

Imo, a more survival aware question might be to ask whether enough Americans will "come to their senses" when they do NOT "taste food" and if they don't "come to their senses" what will happen when America becomes NK 2.0.

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Oppenheimer_DOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loyalty to food

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 20 points ago +22 / -2

What do you figure THEY would do for a Klondike bar?

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ITS_OKAY_TO_BE_WIGHT 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like norks know a war is the best training and they haven't got a living veteran or modern doctrine of arms.

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Chungus53 1 point ago +1 / -0

MFW some random North Koreans make the God Emperor Putin memes real

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grenades_and_ham 14 points ago +14 / -0

No fucking shit! 🤣

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JesusisKing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao well hey combat experience is a hard thing to come by generally

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UsernameChexOut 9 points ago +9 / -0

I guess the good thing for them is that unlike the rest of the world, it seems like Russia will not be running out of grain anytime soon kek

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly this. Have some meat shields. They got their clothing and their guns. They'll only cost you three Square meals a day and to replenished their bullets.

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IrreducibleComplexit 148 points ago +150 / -2

“Volunteers”?

VolunTOLDS. Lol.

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BlacknWhite 74 points ago +75 / -1

You don’t think they’d jump at the chance to leave?

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pullofthemoon 64 points ago +65 / -1

"The bad news is you're getting sent to war. The good news is you're also getting a turnip."

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Meister_Bockmist 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is it a big turnip?

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pullofthemoon 33 points ago +33 / -0

It is exactly the size the state has determined you need.

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UsernameChexOut 12 points ago +12 / -0

Coming soon to a WEF-controlled country near you!

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 11 points ago +11 / -0

Correct answer, comrade. You may enjoy an extra quarter-portion of cricket protein for the day for your service.

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AussieTrumpFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's just the one turnip. That you all have to share.

And I want it back.

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MarvintheRobot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yuge

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TenaciousDT 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL idk why but this had me dying from laughter LOL

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fat50 1 point ago +1 / -0

Want more? Look up Latvian Jokes

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BidensSwollenProstat 1 point ago +3 / -2

I can't even get a turnip at my local grocery store! I was surprised that I found okra once and that cost $5.

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DebunkTheLeft 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL. They probably don't even know there's a war going on in Ukraine.

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Millie1234 32 points ago +32 / -0

They probably don't even know there's a Ukraine.

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shadypollster 11 points ago +11 / -0

So like the typical pro ukraine american then.

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SirJiub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Find Ukraine on the map. Come on, you can do it!

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UsernameChexOut 4 points ago +4 / -0

All in all, they probably aren't missing out on any key knowledge there since given where this is headed, there likely isn't going to be a Ukraine in a year

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Captain_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably don't even know there is anything other than North Korea and dear leader.

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Husky 7 points ago +7 / -0

They'll probably be told ukraine is the US, and the soldiers will go home singing about how they destroyed us

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ValhallaGorilla 12 points ago +12 / -0

north koreans already work in russia in siberia in logging camps

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah and in soviet times there were other ties too.

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Rosarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their families will be threatened so they won't be disloyal.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

"They'd jump at the chance to leave".

A few " theys"? Doubtful although possible. In large numbers? Even more doubtful.

Reminder, Ukraine's getting slaughtered. Pictures of the recent carnage are horrorific.

Typically, humans, especially professional soldiers, don't "jump at the chance" to join the side that's getting gruesomly shredded.

Beyond that NKs military is extremely proud, nationalistic and patriotic. This will be their first big chance to prove themselves on the International stage since the Korean War.

Reminder, in the Korean War, they never surrendered and no peace treaty was ever signed so technically the Korean War never ended and is still on, although its been on pause.

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BlacknWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

NK soldiers were offered to Russia not Ukraine..

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YouNeedVPN 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dunno, bet it's easy to find people willing to try their luck.

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MyPersonalExp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Volun-tears 😢

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Mass formation Radish Corps

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Yianni1955 110 points ago +110 / -0

China, Russia, Iran, and now North Korea? America, in its current, " woke" condition doesn't stand a chance. We are being outplayed on all fronts, but worst of all is the internal 5th Column Democrat party.

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xkgb 70 points ago +70 / -0

6uild 6ack 6etter.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

6uck her 6ick 8igot

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SnowflakeJuice 24 points ago +24 / -0

The South Korean Military is significantly Stronger than the North's. The issue is that the North has a lot of artillery aimed at the South's population centers, so war would come at the cost of many Civilian South Koreans

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DrCowboyPresident 21 points ago +21 / -0

And when he says a lot of artillery brother, he means a LOT. Of. Artillery.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

So wipe em off first? Or just let them have their little crazy zone

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AgamemnonContingency 22 points ago +22 / -0

You're talking 20k pieces of artillery by some counts, with up to 10% having range to some part of Seoul, many of which are dug into bunkers, reinforced for over 60 years. That's one of the major reasons we let them get away with so much. They're like a suicide bomber in the middle of a fairground. If we let them ride their ferris wheel, they don't go boom.

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Original_Dankster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Astute analogy

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Ocineaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was more like 50k.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

The question isn’t if South Korea can beat North Korea, the question is how many people can North Korea kill before it loses.

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BeerAndCope 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s too much to take out all at once. They literally have a fuck load of conventional artillery lining the border and aimed at Seoul. It was NKs attack deterrence for decades before they got nukes. Attack us and millions of SKs will be killed within minutes.

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jealousminarchist 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I bet their artillery is so old that hacking is impossible.

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fuckreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you hack a howitzer?

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jealousminarchist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess most heavy artillery systems have electronic targeting systems. The Iron Dome (which is defensive I know) is fully automated and therefore hackable.

The thing I had in my mind was fixed artillery pointed at the same spot for 40 years, just waiting on a guy to press a button, but yea, it's probably a crew manning them locally even if they don't need to aim the thing.

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MLGS 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would not be humanly possible to blow up all of the North Korean artillery pointed at Seoul before they leveled big chunks of it.

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

If something ever kicks off there will definitely be a Seoul glow given its proximity to the NK border.

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Viewer01 5 points ago +5 / -0

North Korea has a million active duty and half a mil in reserve.

South Korea has half a million active duty and ~3 million in reserve.

Which in any realistic invasion NK just Zerg rushes before those other three get called up.

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Rosarian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus NK farms them out as mercenaries to earn money for the state

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Rkupcake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody is "zerg rushing" the DMZ. It's 2.5 miles of landmines, barbed wire, machine guns, artillery, and combat troops on both sides. NK would lose any numerical advantage they might have just to break through. The DMZ is a ww1 no man's land with modern weapons, and it's watched very carefully. NK would never be able to mobilize enough troops to break through without SK and the US noticing and increasing security on the southern end.

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Active duty is a very minor measure of modern military power.

The Sout has exponentially larger amounts of artillery, aircraft, helicopters, tanks and MLRS systems.

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DonuteaterReturns 3 points ago +3 / -0

What idiot thought that it was a good idea to keep growing Seoul for 70 years?

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Fenlandlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The South only needs to play the waiting game, the hermit kingdom that is the North is doomed, the people are watching illegal Western media even tho it's a death sentence which shows they don't care about punishment anymore, and the illusion of their country being an advanced superpower is becoming an obvious lie.

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sovereign_citizen 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don't forget India, Brazil, and South Africa. They've been eyeing team Putin and Xi too.

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Filetsmignon 10 points ago +10 / -0

#BRICS4UKRAINE

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Yianni1955 9 points ago +9 / -0

Outplayed, outplanned, and outmaneauvered. Any warfighting under the command of, " Obama Generals" like Milley, is going to be a cluster-fuck like the Afghanistan Withdrawal. Glad I'm sitting this one out. I'll be watching and eating popcorn from the sidelines.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 8 points ago +11 / -3

America never needed to be a world superpower. That happens naturally when our truly free society is allowed to prosper.

I'm not upset about us losing our military might. I AM upset about Americans being viciously attacked with bio-weapons (inlcuding third world hordes), bankers, and Cultural Marxism.

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Yianni1955 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely! That pisses me off to no end as well. I pray the bastards responsible for these acts end up swinging from a rope. Even better, if I can contribute to that happening somehow.

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playdomjothuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem with that idea, is that someone is always going to be the superpower. And it's pretty much binary, either it's America or Not America. And whoever it is makes the rules for everyone else. America is much more preferable to Not America.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Historically the worlds balance of power has been multi polar rather than binary.

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Pissed_American -8 points ago +1 / -9

I'm not even mad about COVID anymore. I beleive it was also from God. Not the Chinese and NIH.

Edit: What ? None of you faggots think God gave us COVID? Who do you think gave us AIDS and Monkey pox then?

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Uncle_Jose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who do you think gave us AIDS and Monkey pox then?

black and blacks. then gays.

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Pissed_American 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know you're probably an atheist. But I am not. God gave gives us disease and famine because he becomes displeased. blacks and gays aren't smart enough to design a Germ from the ashes. These plagues are a punishment for our wicked ways.

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Uncle_Jose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, I'm furthest thing from atheist. But aids/monkeypox literally came from africa. I mean they still fight vampires in africa... Then gays helped spread it.

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that. If you're giving that gift I want a gift receipt.

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know most of us here wish we could go back to how things used to be. But back then evil was doing so well most of us including myself were basically asleep. Not anymore. I've never felt so fucking alive. This pandemic bullshit has made me so focused on what I need to do with my life. I'm like a Lazer beam I'm so focused. Since the lockdowns started I have left my old job that sucked. Got to sit at home for over a year making 750$ a week from unemployment. And during that time I started my family. I have a 1 year old now. I don't think he'd be here if not for COVID.

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I_am_the_glowie 6 points ago +6 / -0

All three of those are wrong. First off, India hates china with a passion. Secondly, Brazil won't do shit. Thirdly, south Africa doesn't have the strength to do anything even if they wanted to.

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Oppenheimer_DOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

Economically not militarily. India and China have military exchanges over territory. Brazil will not side with China they will try to stay out. Fuck South Africa, two U.S. carrier groups could neutralize South Africa if not for their possible nuke capability.

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Oppenheimer_DOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. Send two carrier groups and neutralize SA in a month or less if they ever act up.

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jealousminarchist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, they literally called I think the French over and had them dismantle the bombs and then all their nuclear engineers left the country.

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Willogic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought india don't get along with china?

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sovereign_citizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't but compared to Pedo Peter who asked them to keep their solution to COVID to themselves I think India is weighing their odds on which team to be on.

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Willogic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. I remember their border skirmish they had.

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UsernameChexOut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget Brazil, although I don't know how much they'll have to contribute since most South America countries already align themselves with Russia

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Yianni1955 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know who the," good guys" are anymore, so I'm going to sit this one out and watch what happens from the sidelines.

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Goozmania 6 points ago +6 / -0

As of January 20, 2021, there are no longer any good guys.

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Yianni1955 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ain't that the truth!

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Pissed_American 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are no good guys. But one thing is for sure. The United States, and NATO are NOT. I'm not going to say BRICS is a force for good either.

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Yianni1955 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the more reason to NOT get directly involved if you can avoid it. Let the fruits, flakes, nuts, fairies, trannies, and woke warriors take care of it.

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Cozette 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Good guys" versus "Bad guys".

Perhaps reframe as countries aligned because of common interests. A real LOTR. Globo homo death cult Globalists versus nationalists/anti globo homo traditionalists.

Perhaps remember who got along with " nationalist/anti Globalist" President Trump and who didnt.

India's Modi. KSAs MbS. Russia's Putin. Brazils Bolsonaro. Hungary's Orban. Chinas Xi and.........

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Yianni1955 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like your assessment. Makes sense. My, how the world is changing! I'm not sure your average, " normie" is keeping up or even understands the shifting alliances and ideologies. I suspect a significant portion of the citizenry is stuck somewhere in the 1990's-2000's worldview.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 3 points ago +5 / -2

The lizard people who ass-fucked multiple nations with our money are now turning to those nations, and telling them to ass-fuck the American citizenry.

They're hurting everyone BUT those responsible for the world's problems 🤡🌎

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Yianni1955 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully, we will get our chance to even the score with these fuckers within our lifetime.

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Buff_cousin_Elroy 57 points ago +60 / -3

The Nork soldiers would be sooo happy to get outside of NK and be fed actual food twice a day. Most of them would become deserters, and not go back to NK.

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Aquamine-Amarine 27 points ago +29 / -2

The ones that don't have family back in North Korea, yeah.

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Thelongrun 9 points ago +10 / -1

They'd have to be de-wormed before they're deployed.

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Rerecursive 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ivermectin is cheap and plentiful, unless you're in the US.

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Thelongrun 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek.

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TeeBP 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll probably end up eating the Ukrainian soldiers they defeat. "For each soldier you kill you finally get to eat!"

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Buff_cousin_Elroy 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yes we do. There have been many, many NK defectors over the years that have escaped.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +3 / -1

Unless you are a well connected party member living in Pyongyang, your life is pretty much shit in NK.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe become refugees in Europe.

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LordKuroTheGreat 51 points ago +55 / -4

Hopefully he actually does. The sooner Ukraine gets crushed, the sooner Biden won't be able to launder trillions of dollars through them.

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +15 / -1

Cmon man those dementia meds are expensive

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NPC01001101010000010 3 points ago +4 / -1

Russia needs to quit with the surgical bs and just fire bomb Ukraine until they surrender. I really don't give a shit who wins but we all know Ukraine is just delaying the inevitable while laundering money for the DNC.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will just pretend the war is continuing. To my understanding Russia did not want all of Ukraine, they just wanted to protect the two separatist regions, which they are in full control of and protecting from sporadic Ukraine attacks.

It’s like, what does a bear do if they won the food prize, but a couple of squirrels keeps running around it’s feet. They are no danger but rather annoying. Does Russia have to just march in Kiev and burn it down?

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XDingoX83 45 points ago +46 / -1

The hard times are coming frens.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 19 points ago +19 / -0

When the US dollar falls as the reserve world currency, hell breaks loose.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 8 points ago +10 / -2

And the elites have already insulated themselves.

We need to change that. There will be no escape for them.

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PepeTheFrug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Iirc Russia and china now use the Petro dollar, Russian currency or something they ditched the dollar

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TeeBP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't it being linked to gold?

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day221 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. It's just a matter of time.

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Oppenheimer_DOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

soon

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oldhankdonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta blow the sanction was a few more times to make sure no one uses our political tool currency!

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Richard_Dangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

wars and rumors of wars right now

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PepePinochet 3 points ago +4 / -1

Are you ready to become a strong man?

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BailoutsAreSocialism 0 points ago +2 / -2

Long two fucking weeks

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mytummyhurts 30 points ago +30 / -0

Maybe Antifa/BLM can send their volunteers next?

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Swamp_peanuts 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think some of them tried to go a LARP as “heroes” in the early days of the war. The moment they found out it was just another instagram photo op and realized Russia didn’t care about their feelings, they tucked tail and boogied on out of there. No joke I saw a Reddit fag posting about how they were going over to provide medical assistance. They had no medical experience, no military experience, and their idea of medical supplies was bottles of ibuprofen and a bunch of bandaids. Fucking stupid faggot probably lasted a border crossing from Poland and that’s about it.

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Groundpounder 25 points ago +26 / -1

Can we print Zelensky reinforcements out of thin air like we can with tax dollars?

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ExecutiveWoodchipper 13 points ago +16 / -3

JUST NUKE UKRAINE AND GET IT OVER WITH

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DRKMSTR 7 points ago +8 / -1

NOBODY GETS UKRAINE

That's something I'd be happy with.

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Goozmania 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or just Kiev, preferably when a bunch of American diplomats and celebrities are there for their photo shoots.

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slangin_paint 9 points ago +10 / -1

By all the ukr flags i see these days i am sure we'll have 100,000 combat volunteers too.

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pburgpait 6 points ago +8 / -2

Internet volunteers

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +3 / -1

So...no combat?

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ImpeachThisBitch 6 points ago +7 / -1

Easy. They just raised the fighting age from 60 to 70.

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utfanx2 24 points ago +26 / -2

Powers are allying.

Axis 2: Communist Boogaloo

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sovereign_citizen 19 points ago +19 / -0

Which side is America on? I'm confused by the team captains.

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newrandomperson 22 points ago +23 / -1

America should be on the side of: "we are surrounded by two oceans, if you fucks want to fight, go nuts, we want to make a better country here."

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realPhantomFuck 11 points ago +12 / -1

It worked quite well for a bit 🤷‍♂️

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PepePinochet 4 points ago +4 / -0

*James Monroe has entered the chat *

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Goozmania 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need a lot more MAGA people in government before America can come out of this upcoming war/debacle on top. Establishment is chomping at the bit to go to war; but if America stayed out, which I believe MAGA would do, Europe would essentially be reset, which is desperately needed.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imo the Central Bank and Globalist s Institutions are being destroyed while President Trumps NOT in the DC White House. In order for his MAGA Project to succeed, this demolition had to happen but he couldn't do it nor could it happen under his watch.

Chouces: Schwabs vision for destroying the world so he can implement the NWOs Build Back Better plan versus Trumps vision for precise demolations necessary before finishing MAGA and transforming the world with his fellow nationalists help.

Answer given in November 2024.

What a fascinating, 24/7, multi platform, interactive "movie" and adventure.

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ultra-tera-maga 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Constitutions.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freedom and Liberty. Regardless of what fraudulent tyrants say.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

The USA government hasn't been on the side of freedom or liberty for a looooong ass time.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumps MAGA Project is about destroying that "USA government" and returning America to the "side of freedom".

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

When? Maybe in 2 more weeks? Or just when we have donated enough to your beloved RNC?

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Yianni1955 9 points ago +9 / -0

Things do seem to be sorting themselves out. Alliances are forming. Unfortunately, with all the woke Leftist bullshit in the U.S. and Western Europe, I'm not sure who the, " good guys" are anymore. Does anyone really want to fight and possibly die for the fraudulent, illegitimate, Leftist Biden ( Obama/Soros) Regime??

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Richard_Dangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think that there is a "good side" when you look at the leadership of each.

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Yianni1955 3 points ago +3 / -0

For sure! That's why I don't plan to get involved if hostilities break out. ( However), if the opportunity to do some payback to those responsible for the shitshow we've been dragged through should arise..........( (no comment. )

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Richard_Dangler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally get where you are coming from and most of the time I am the same way (probably even more blood thirsty because often times its not just good enough to win because I want to see them suffer). However, wars and rumors of wars. I'm not the most religious person in the world, but my ass tries to think of Matthew 24:6-13 when I am wishing the worst things upon our enemies.

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Bundabar 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s why we have drafts. As the old cadence goes “got a letter in the mail, go to war or go to jail”.

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Yianni1955 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or go to Canada or Mexico, (or wherever)

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Bundabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, the irony in Americans who would flee their country because they don't agree with its politics! ThEy ShOuLD StAy AnD FiX ThEiR OwN CoUnTrY!

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Yianni1955 1 point ago +1 / -0

This happens in every war in every country. A certain percentage of the population, ( for whatever reason ) refuse to comply with a compulsory draft. During the Vietnam Era, Canada was a popular destination. As far as, " fixing the country", that is an ongoing, work-in- progress. ( and may be beyond fixing through the usual political means.)

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SigAR 6 points ago +6 / -0

All world leaders answer to the same master and it is time to lower humanities numbers

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Richard_Dangler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost like I read about this somewhere in an old book.

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deletedandreacted 18 points ago +19 / -1

If that happens, and those North Koreans see what the outside world looks like….

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CrackerJack2 12 points ago +12 / -0

They'll all have to have family close members back in North Korea, otherwise they probably can't "volunteer" to go.

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Chuj 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rivers of vodka consumed...

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

All those western womxn to bang!

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure eastern euro women are just waiting with baited breath for the weirdo 123 pound 3.5 inch NK weirdo D.

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DonuteaterReturns 1 point ago +2 / -1

The outside world they'll see will be a warzone, dumbass.

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deletedandreacted 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do you assume to know what I am implying? I didn’t even finish the sentence. Piss off.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reality pilled. Kudos.

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ExecutiveWoodchipper 13 points ago +14 / -1

Is this a joke?

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +14 / -2

Don't underestimate North Korea's capacity for violence, it's pretty much the only thing they've got going for them. Imagine getting killed by one of these weirdos. Take a million orphans and train them from birth to be a dollar store Jackie Chan and this is the result.

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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take a million orphans and train them from birth to be a dollar store Jackie Chan and this is the result.

Fucking hilarious 😂 but yeah, you're right. They're fanatical just like the Japanese in WWII

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2Fangz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Shit.

Well we've got superior pilot maternity uniforms.

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InscrutableCarrot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Holy shit. Weirdos? They look like a bunch of badasses to me. That bouncy quick march is disturbing somehow. NK people are probably much more hardened and hardcore than western soldiers at this point. I'm sure that 100,000 of those mofos would make a big dent in the war in Ukraine. Wow.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes, weirdos. They're Dance Dance Revolution nerds with tapeworm and a Norinco.

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Modernturnkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

And nothing to lose.

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Cozette -1 points ago +1 / -2

Competing for this weeks Arrogant American Award? 😘

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, why not be arrogant about the greatest country in the world? Eat a dick, commie.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes. To be a volunteer, one must first have sovereignty. NK citizens don’t have a word for “love”. They are slaves.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like wage slaves on a tax farm?

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randomuser9193 1 point ago +1 / -0

hehe

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SigAR 11 points ago +12 / -1

This is essentially China joining the war. Kim does nothing without Chinas permission

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MocksFordComma 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is what Chyna has been feeding them for. They have no love for Koreans. Inter-Asian racism is real.

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seattlerunner 8 points ago +8 / -0

100,000 cannon fodder lol.

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Goozmania 6 points ago +6 / -0

NK soldiers are likely significantly more trained than Russian or Chinese. The military is the primary recipient of all government spending in NK, and often the only people who get to eat; so there's a lot of incentive to join for life.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kudos for being well informed enough to avoid parroting Western propoganda. 😘

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Sorosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Russia's main weakness in Ukraine is holding positions due to lack of personnel. If they had 100,000 meatbags with AKs, they could use their good forces for offensives, and the others for holding. I doubt they'll accept them though.

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Cozette 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ukraine doesn't have much cannon fire.

However, Russia's MO has been to relentlessly bomb the shit out of a Ukraine target then, once Ukraines forces are decimated, to move infantry in for mop up ops, including disabling bombs and booby traps.

Perhaps NK forces will be used for those tasks which will give them real war training while minimizing Russian casualties.

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YouNeedVPN 8 points ago +9 / -1

Go Un!

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80960KA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Careful, that could be read as "Go U.N.!"

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slangin_paint 8 points ago +8 / -0

Go get fucked, UN!

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ExecutiveWoodchipper 0 points ago +2 / -2

AND FUCK THE U.N.!!!

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LongDongDonald420x69 8 points ago +11 / -3

LOL watch 50,000 or more mysteriously become "MIA" once they're out of NK. Then the media will use that as propaganda that muh kraines is winning

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evilkitten 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wonder what they are getting in return. Probably free gas or something.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Find a hard time believing this. My gut tells me this is a gesture, not a done deal. Nice plot twist if true though!

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GopnikThunder 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had a professor that was not a p.o.s. and he had this idea for NK to contribute to the global economy by leasing out their military.

I'm sure he pitched it as peacekeeping for pay or whatever, seemed like a novel and practical idea

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Pureblood41 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that not what China is doing with the UN, and the WHO allready?

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youknowthething76 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well his wish is coming true

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

privatize security

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jimmityjimjimjim 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is good for North Korea. Why? Because they have no troops with actual combat experience of any kind.

This will give them seasoned soldiers.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can we volunteer all of the idiots with the Ukraine flags in front of their houses (and/or on their Twatters) to fight for Ukraine please?

It would be funny.

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Schiffblower 5 points ago +5 / -0

🚨🚨🚨

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honkdeezee 5 points ago +6 / -1

Good. Ukraine war LARP is over.

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Redlabel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we send unruly students?

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s send our “identify as” crowd first.

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Modernturnkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, you mean the US military, I agree.

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ApexVeritas 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's weird how all the countries opposed to the international bankers are considered our "enemies".

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16BeatsAOne 3 points ago +4 / -1

Do it. Let's end this Russia-Ukraine BS already. And upon losing, Zelensky to receive the Game of Thrones treatment.

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Plutossextape1 4 points ago +4 / -0

His name is Reek!

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16BeatsAOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking more of Ned Stark's final GOT scene.

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Maga2020Maga2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will fly to his Florida mansions.

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16BeatsAOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

. . . not if Putin captures him first. I could see Putin wanting his head on a wall at The Kremlin.

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shadypollster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sending them to Donbas would free up Russian soldiers. If these guys are disciplined they will be fine as "peacekeepers".

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pburgpait 3 points ago +4 / -1

Based

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Sylvester1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

We'll send 10 Redditors to counter.

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Recalcitrant_Texan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they really Korean, or just Chinese funneled through NK? Silent alliance? Half joking but it's a thought.

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SimPilot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. This reminds me of what German general said about Italian-Romanian army....

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CrackerJack2 6 points ago +6 / -0

The old German WWII joke was that the Italian tanks had 5 gears, 1 forward and 4 reverse.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will be interesting to see how the much vaunted NK troops do in actual combat, instead of standing around in fields.

Proxy war heating up, y'all. I'm sure Barry is very happy in whatever bunker he's hiding in these days. Now of course Barry will have to send troops in, and we'll tit for tat our way into WWIII. Yay.

Edited because I'm a dumbass with China on the brain.

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My_dick_screamed 3 points ago +5 / -2

Axis powers forming because they know all too well that America has been compromised

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raybands 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kim gunna send his army of malnourished jungle hobbits.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Malnourished jungle hobbits".

Each word is breathtakingly disconnected from reality but, taken as a sentence of fiction, it made me laugh. Thank you.

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Smooth 2 points ago +3 / -1

God it would be poetic if NK got deeper in bed with Russia and China just because Biden can’t stop sending our tax money to ukraine

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DWAC_t0_the_m00n 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly did not see that coming.. China yes, best Korea, no..

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kim and GEOTUS are buddies. Hence I've been expecting Kim to openly join the Anti Globalist Alliance President Trumps other "buddies" created.

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

2022 is going to be the year of the great Popcorn shortage

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

There goes the white population in Russia.

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MocksFordComma 4 points ago +5 / -1

You realize that like half of Eastern Europe has Ghengis Khan DNA, right ?

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

a lot of russians look kinda chinese tbh

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Melanin obsessives are one of my favorite groups of fearfuls on the internet. Their brand of death cult heart and mind poisoning is fascinating. Plus the yearnings being preyed on resonant with me more than the yearnings of other death cult sects.

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PartandParcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess whatever speeds up the ending of this.

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CanadianMeathead 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're going to war people. I just hope all out barrels are pointing in the right direction.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

War? Imo not accurate and potentially fear triggering.

.I'm viewing this as precision demolition ops to take out the NWOs infrastructure and "power" centers so a multi polar world of unique sovereign nations can emerge.

A kind of controlled burn of an overgrown forest that allows new vegetation to grow by removing the debris that been blocking the light about sucking up all the nutrients new life needs.

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xClue 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jfc. This is what we don’t want. This stupid fucking administration. Now all we need is China to offer their support too.

Russia is the last chance the world has to fend off China. If they ally? We are all royally fucked.

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Richard_Dangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they ally? Dude the are besties now. Libs and neocons forced that union.

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Cozette 2 points ago +2 / -0

When Trump was elected, libs and neocons actively conspired to prevent Russia and America from resuming their historic alliance.

This alliance goes back to our nations founding; an alliance that protected young America from Europe's still seething Globalists who were always scheming to get us back in their clutches.

Eventually, the Globalists tried to take our protector out by sending commies to Russia who overthrew Russia's democratically elected Duma, killed the Czar, tried to eliminate Christianity and impose atheism and slaughtered millions of Russians.

But Russia survived the Western Globalist schemes. God bless them. Karma time?

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +2 / -1

"we"

i don't give a fuck about china when my own government is my enemy

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45ForEver2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow this will allow russia to finally take Kiev.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Odessa before Kiev. Kiev, possibly never, although Kiev is considered the birthplace of Russia and of Russian Orthodox Christianity.

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cantrememberpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure they will use that time to flee to other countries.

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InscrutableCarrot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not if they have families at home in NK.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why on earth would they flee to other countries? Ukraine is asshole. Europe is a shithole.

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Nukemall20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd sign up. A chance at food. Heck yes

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

And just like that, occupied Ukraine's demographics shift considerably AZN

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Weeweeonthednc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lets play guess what EU country just got 100,000 refugees seekers / future Spies for NK.

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Ironball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha..... That'll leave a mark. What is Biden and the European clowns going to do ? Sanction them?

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N3V1K 2 points ago +3 / -1

Makes Russia sound even more evil. This is BS

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or it makes Russia sound even less evil. This is glorious. And hilarious.