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Duckanddodge [S] 252 points ago +252 / -0

HER PENIS LMAOOO

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TonsOfSalt 104 points ago +104 / -0

Suck my fat veiny 8" clit you bigot.

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Meister_Bockmist 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yougetwhatyoufingdeserve.gif

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PatPede1 12 points ago +12 / -0

When you bring home random ass, you do get what you deserve.
Probably got MonkeyPridePox to boot.

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paullyj57 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuck no DONT TELL THEM THAT

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goddamnmongorians 58 points ago +58 / -0

There is no such thing as a chick with a dick. There are only dudes with tits.

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PatPede1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Those aren't tits either. No milk.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Men with rubber tits and real WOOD

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AOCDickPics 24 points ago +25 / -1

Penised person

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LordStirling 17 points ago +17 / -0

Right?!? He’s still saying “her”!!! What a clown

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Moebius 15 points ago +15 / -0
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combatmonk 7 points ago +7 / -0

MICK!!!!

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OldGreg 112 points ago +113 / -1

LMMFAO! Trans-parent! 😅😅😅

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Rebellion32 22 points ago +23 / -1

That top comment is fucking gold

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OldGreg 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yes, yes it is.

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Ralph-RaccooN 104 points ago +106 / -2

maybe try to get to know someone before tying to fuck them? degenerate deserves it.

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anatidaephobia 50 points ago +50 / -0

Perhaps it was for the best tho, what if he'd gotten to know "her" thinking it was a woman. Maybe weeks or months passes by, they get married, then he discovers the penis after they're getting married. Oh the horrors. 🦆🦆🦆

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InHidingBecause 21 points ago +22 / -1

I call that the "wedding night surprise"

notices ur bulge

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6daysandrest 21 points ago +21 / -0

That sounds like justifiable homicide to me.

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leatherbottom 14 points ago +14 / -0

He's an idiot if he truly couldn't tell before they undressed.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

he was sucking on it and wondering "wait, does she have a penis!?"

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anatidaephobia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Problem is, some trannies do make it really hard to notice, especially if you're drunk. The shit smell would give it away tho.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Crying Game.

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Here_we_go 2 points ago +2 / -0

He knew

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no_gal_friend 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, who gets the alimony?

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TommyJarvis 33 points ago +34 / -1

Nah he knew. Come on. You can always tell. Even if the effect works at first when you talk to them the combo of that voice and those hands, jaw, build, etc, gives it away.

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BigIronBigIron 17 points ago +20 / -3

You can always tell.

I've spent enough time on 4chan to realize that's not true

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL

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Patriot9 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can’t imagine redditors spend much time around women. Maybe that’s why they don’t know what they are😂

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CuckS1ayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm guessing he was drinking. Probably harder to notice the signs.

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

OR, he’s attracted to men and this tranny presents him with the best of both worlds, a man with a couple of quasi feminine-like attributes.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 8 points ago +8 / -0

The hair on the back of "her" knuckles should have been his first clue.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not to mention but dudes just smell different than a real woman. This guy has no ability to detect pheromones? I find this story hard to believe but I'm even more surprised that he didn't beat his ass when he found out his date was penised.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Found Joe Biden's alt account

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me thanks for the laugh

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you think he's telling the story just for the purpose of trolling, or analyzing how people respond?

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he’s trolling. People who tell you stories about “I can’t believe it I took a beautiful woman home and I was shocked she was trans” are feeling you out to see if you’re someone they can trust with their secret.

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tom_machine 9 points ago +9 / -0

There is 0% chance this is real

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GreenPepeBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfao

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tinder is a hookup app 🤷🏽‍♀️ Poor guy got catfished.

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Quality 70 points ago +70 / -0

Didn't even bother to tuck it back? Very disrespectful.

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TonsOfSalt 56 points ago +56 / -0

Penis protruding

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OldSchool2 5 points ago +5 / -0

^ Top KeK - under rated comment.

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KiritoKatz 4 points ago +4 / -0

He found captain winkey!!

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RonBohr 53 points ago +53 / -0

...but I let her buttfuck me anyway.

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Ophelia 40 points ago +40 / -0

Well it’s Reddit so…

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ironhorse 27 points ago +27 / -0

Next week on reddit....

*Help, I'm a straight male how did I get monkeypox? *

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Oback_Barama 16 points ago +16 / -0

How come all these faggots keep letting me fuck them in the ass? Don’t they know I’m straight?!?

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TonsOfSalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Their butthole identifies as a vagina during penis plowing

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BurgerChef90 3 points ago +4 / -1

According to Vox, or some other shit rag, you can have sex with other men and still be straight!

There was an article, I'm sure it was discussed on here, that said "Why straight men have sex with other men" an the sub-headline was something like "It doesn't make you gay"

If you fuck other men, you're not straight, you're either bi, or gay. No truly straight man would ever want to fuck another man.

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Ralph-RaccooN 40 points ago +40 / -0

It is a legal defense for justified manslaughter.

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NvJohansson 14 points ago +14 / -0

Somebody would be getting at least punched in the face

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user365927285937 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah the redditor who refuses to suck her penis

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

womp womp womp

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Tellman125 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that porn music or a sad trombone?

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes

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bigdickhangsright 12 points ago +12 / -0

Xirslaughter

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

No... MANsluaghter

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trans-slaughter?

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6daysandrest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, it it is? Good. Where?

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Cuetardian 36 points ago +36 / -0

It IS a crime. It's rape, because you tried to make this person think you were someone else so they'd have sex with you.

Unfortunately, this is a huge sport among an awful lot of gay men. They're convinced that straight men are actually secretly gay, and these gay men want to prove it by getting a straight men to have sex. It's like the Holy Grail for the gay men.

It also gets a lot of them killed.

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RedPillosopher1776 21 points ago +21 / -0

Subconsciously they're trying to validate their degeneracy, because if every man is secretly gay then that would mean they aren't actually fucked up in the head.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 11 points ago +11 / -0

This. They're just trying to prove that they aren't defective.

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The_Zebra 13 points ago +13 / -0

It astounds me how so many queers don’t understand the simple fact that if you are a guy who likes to get his dick sucked by another guy, even if only once in awhile, then you are in fact a queer. It doesn’t matter that you tell your friends, your family, shit- maybe you even tell yourself that you’re straight, you’re still a queer.

When I tried the online dating thing a few years ago, the W4M sites were filled with degenerate fags that wanted to bag a “straight” guy - it was really irritating. A “straight” guy that allows himself to get “converted” by a fag was always a closeted fag to begin with, how do they not get this? It’s like wanting to get a pet dog with pointy ears that meows, purrs, and uses a litter box.

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EvanWithDaSpice 7 points ago +7 / -0

My grandfather used to say, son, you can build a thousand bridges, but if you suck one cawk you’ll always be a cawck sucker. Lmao

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Tellman125 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fooling someone proves that the person wanted what they were fooled into doing? I would think that a crossdresser would do what fat girls or girls or with gross pussies or other physical problems do: "It's really bright in here. Can we make it darker?" I've had two instances where a girl kept wanting the room darker; one was fat, and the other had a really bad skin problem on her legs. I didn't oblige with either. If a guy is drunk and/or high, someone would obviously find it easier to persuade them, and actually if a guy is even just horny, it can be easier, like strippers at a stripclub who convince a guy to pay a ton of money for a private room where no sex is allowed.

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Beat_to_Quarters 44 points ago +44 / -0

99% of the time you can instantly tell it's a dude. Nature has developed the sexes to be able to discriminate against the frauds instinctively. You can't defeat nature.

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MeinDonald 29 points ago +32 / -3

100% of the time you can tell it's a dude

Has any of these reddit fags ever talked to a real woman before? It's impossible for trannies to change their voice to sound like a woman. They just end up sounding like gay men

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Beat_to_Quarters 16 points ago +16 / -0

I left a tiny percent for those "lady boys" in Thailand/Asia with the running joke that they're more feminine looking and easier to pass before the trans shit became mainstream. There's a video I'm reminded of where a CIA agent answers questions about spies wearing prosthetics and swapping genders to trick people (like in mission impossible movies) and she said men being made to look like women never looks real. The agency will try and pass women off as men but men pretending to be women, even with the fanciest prosthetics, wigs, makeup, and tradecraft in the world, never looks passing enough. Take that as you will but found it interesting reveal.

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MerlynTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Asian guys are kind of feminine looking anyway, except when they're ripped.

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Pissed_American 6 points ago +6 / -0

Photos and stuff can be selective and very different from being up close. If you spend some time up close with someone in person, like if you say across a table or next to each other at a movie and talked. It's almost impossible to hide.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, get to know the person. Don't just hook up with some random.

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Pissed_American 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally agree. But I don't even think it's that. Unless you're immediately sticking your penis in someone you literally just said hello to 10 seconds ago. I mean if you just saw some tranny from across the dimly lit bar, with your beer goggles on, it may look like an attractive woman at first. But idk how you could have a short conversation maybe hold hands, get in the Uber, drive home or to a hotel. And you don't notice the deep voice or Adams apple or huge hands and feet, etc during all of that? You'd have to be extremely intoxicated or just blind at that point to get fooled. I have a feeling most of these guys who get fooled actually know. But when the hookup doesn't go right then they act like a liberal college woman and pretend they were tricked and assaulted.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

you could be right

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user365927285937 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are inverting the sexes at a young age with hormones. That’s why fully grown trannies are “passable” to the masses such as the ones in mainstream media and politics like Michelle Obama and AOC (I still see right through it)

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BeardedNinjaPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike is probably a dude. AOC sure looks like a woman to me though. Do you have any videos of her swinging dick like with Big Mike?

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Cuetardian -7 points ago +1 / -8

idk, dude... watch a few eps of RuPaul's Drag Race and you'd be amazed at what some of these small, thin men can pull off.

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TommyJarvis 22 points ago +22 / -0

No I don’t think I will.

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user365927285937 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ever heard Britney Griner speak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqQfosCkeI8

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MeinDonald 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's a dude

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user365927285937 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah and these stupid tranny loving gen z faggots in some discord chat insist he is a she and that “Americans are stupid” for believing “conspiracy theories”. These fuckers are hopeless

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SpaceAgePolymer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy crap that is totally a dude. Never heard him speak before but zero doubt in my mind now.

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telan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said those exact words out loud as soon as it said "not gonna lie."

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callaway86 11 points ago +12 / -1

Come over to Asia and tell me that, you would be shocked. You gotta be so fucking careful. Asian dudes are already feminine as shit, but when they "transition" or wheatever it's called it's insane. Obviously normal men wouldn't get them home to realize it, but it's pretty crazy how well they blend, I was personally shocked on many occasions. The only positive over here is that it's not political at all, they don't talk about it and don't jammed it in your face.

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witchism11 7 points ago +7 / -0

Explains why Obama is so effiminate. And why he married a dude.

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Plashler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonder if they're more obvious to other asians.

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Plazma10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya oriental dudes and ladies look eerily similar without makeup if they're a little chubby

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user365927285937 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s still obvious bruh

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sk39999999 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy was probably not sober. These types of people are always high on something on top of their loads of psych meds.

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tiamat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asians are the only ones that have a chance to pass for female

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SpaceAgePolymer 6 points ago +6 / -0

But do they pass to other Asians? I bet Asians can tell.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

+ 1% for the Big Guy in a wig

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LesboPregnancyScare 41 points ago +43 / -2

literally the definition of rape.

Also why do troons not shut up about being troons except an extremely significant time it is important.

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NPC_534523413 8 points ago +8 / -0

lmfao so true

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Much like the ant lion in the insect world, they are.... TRAP hunters.

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FuckChinaJoe 29 points ago +30 / -1

He’s being transphobic! Embrace the monkey pox!

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DrStormfagFedglowie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monkey pox on monkey cocks

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MAGARyLue 25 points ago +25 / -0

How much did she weigh? I worry about Trans-fat…

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anatidaephobia 9 points ago +10 / -1

Take my up-vote and get the fuck out :D

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Tycobbsalad 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hahaha🤣 your own personal crying game😭🤢🤣🤣🤣

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Ophelia 10 points ago +10 / -0

What a flashback. I was traumatized by that movie.

Those were more innocent days back then. Before the internet let us know how many pervs there are in the world.

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ThinkingAboutYou 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hahahaha I'm not sure if this is a troll bc it's too fuckin good!!! Either he's trollin us or God trolled him..

"I can't get this scenario out of my head".

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MeinDonald 7 points ago +9 / -2

Definitely a troll just to setup that "trans-parent" comment. Happens a lot on reddit

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Wrexxis780 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol already removed

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HuskeyG 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm impressed with the replies. Surprising amount of sanity for reddit.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well it’s on the tinder sub so it’s probably a bunch of thirsty guys

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HIGH_ENERGY_MEMES 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think reddit is turning some. The hivemind is still dominant but you see people being more logical about stuff like trans and black violence type issues.

It's like that political position Musk tweeted: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRcu9TeXEAMjvTM?format=jpg&name=medium

I think the world is increasingly willing to take the red pill. People realise the demands of the far left will never stop. The crazies are pushing for the next boundary every time they achieve a new one. People are inally recognising pandering to crazy doesn't make a better world but a worse one.

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chungus47 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like he got a bad transaction.

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Womp_womp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Something was lost in the translation

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chungus47 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess it's time for new transportation

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RedPillosopher1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

He better pick his destination carefully or he's gonna have trouble with the transliteration.

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Monzie 8 points ago +8 / -0

*his

his penis. LOL

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16BeatsAOne 7 points ago +7 / -0

So did you have to drive him back to Martha's Vineyard? Or did the Secret Service drive him?

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user365927285937 5 points ago +5 / -0

Redditors are already fags so it works out perfectly.

There is no hope for these idiots.

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Retard_Strength 4 points ago +4 / -0

the only way The Crying Game would get made today is if the surprise banana scene had the guy deep throating it with gusto

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Mungo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have beaten it unconscious.

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Retard_Strength 4 points ago +4 / -0

ahem, that's a 'SHE-nis', bigot

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MostBannedPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok

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Ronpaulblican2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finkle is Einhorn!!!

https://youtu.be/GBDccNtBF8k

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not too smart, this one. Then again, he is on Reddit.

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R3tro 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you were too horny to not see the apple…. Then That is on you homey….

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you were too homey to not see the apple…. Then That is on you horny….

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

her penis

🤡 🌎

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HyperCarbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reddit OP must have been wasted.

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to replace that FAGNATRON in his GAYDAR...or stop drinking or doing drugs..

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no_gal_friend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Redditors supported Trans-shit until it hits them real close to home.

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OldSchool2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Danny Bonaduce has entered the chat...

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Ace-Hardgroin 2 points ago +2 / -0

As far as I’m concerned, hiding being trans is rape

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously reconsider your life choices at that point

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Induceddrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laces out

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Badradness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bahahahahaha and that bottom comment

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finkel is Einhorn, bro. Everybody should know that.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did this guy get Deep Tongue along with head before hand banging and checking out the gear? and is now upset that he was used? How does it feel knowing how we have always felt

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a shitty night :)

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CavinAllen27 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reason he can't get it out of his head is...he banged the tranny. He/she started honkin' on bobo and it was all assholes and monkey pox from there.

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Kamalasflappymoosear 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact that it was willing to come home with, and have sex with a Redditor should’ve been a dead give away.

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idrago01 1 point ago +1 / -0

ace ventura and the crying game come to mind

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

"her penis," LOLWTF

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Wintergreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

(What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man)

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Fackthis 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got off easy, it could have been a lot more painful

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wethepepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a Friday night at the Obamas

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PhantomShield72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Accepts that it was a fEmALe penis - faggot confirmed...

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably should have set off red flags when a "woman" was willing to go out/home with him.

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back in 2017, I started seeing men putting “swipe right if you are a woman and was born a woman” in their profile description. It’s gotten astronomically worse since then. The dating scene is a complete mess and I’m too scared to go back.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its called an Adam's Apple

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Owl_Eyes_Alpha 1 point ago +1 / -0

That comment hahaha

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Jacurutu99 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now hes got Monkeypox. Worst Friday night EVER.