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CaptainHempbeard 26 points ago +26 / -0

Or you know, you don't take a stupid test to tell you that you have a cold.

It's pretty obvious when you have one.

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basedboston 9 points ago +9 / -0

Precisely. I've handled probably 3,000,000 pieces of dirty cash and never got "sick."

I take vitamins and NEVER GOT TESTED.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm pretty sure I had a few weeks ago cuz my wife as a dentist tests.

When she tested positive a few days later I got one day of fever, 2 days of feeling tired and 3 or 4 days headache. I've had much worse colds.

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Cyrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was almost my same symptoms except add a sore throat and cough. It was nothing different than I experienced before and it wasn't anything special.

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KilroyJCNJ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Translation: Our DNA hasn’t been fucked up by The Fauci Ouchie

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Wemenas 14 points ago +14 / -0

secret to never getting covid-19? never get tested for it.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

But how will you know if your sick or not????🤯

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Whoopies_tds 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's not that we haven't had it (I did) it's that our immune systems weren't compromised with Pfizer poison. I had a sore throat for a day and minor muscle aches that a couple Tylenol took care of.

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lixa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure I got it very early on before it was announced. I was never that sick ever, but it was still just a respiratory infection and I was at home and eventually got over it and haven't gotten it again since, despite not wearing a mask or distancing, or even worrying about hand sanitizer etc. I mean I don't like touch stuff and rub my eye but I just proceed as normal. Go out, do stuff, come home, hang up my keys, and go wash my hands like I always have, eat well, take some basic supplements, sleep, exercise, fresh air, etc. A lot of people I know who have been injected keep getting it and other sicknesses over and over and over.

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PresElectKekPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

I haven’t had it despite working in a restaurant as a waiter for a year and a half after the pandemic and despite my wife contracting it. We’re both pure bloods.

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FaustyArchaeus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got my Pureblood shirt on right now. Normally never wear any clothing with writing or even labels because I dont advertise for free

One fucking moron said to me why do I have a Nazi shirt on. KeK

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MajJamesMcFarlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tempted. Where did you get it?

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FaustyArchaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just off ebay and I will send ya a DM with the store cause not sure if I can link things like that here

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MajJamesMcFarlane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks

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FaustyArchaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

My pleasure. Advice is get a grey one as I went black and it gets lint on it when washed. I could save time by going grey

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62jawbill 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of the dumbest superpowers ever....and I have it. Must be a genetic mutation of some kind.

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GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it’s really just being healthy and having an immune system.

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EuphoricTrillby [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must be a genetic mutation of some kind.

Or lack thereof.

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AngelMark 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe those who were smart enough not to take yearly flu shots cut their risk for getting COVID as well!

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Mythologick 4 points ago +5 / -1

I’m a pack a day smoker, and drink way too much beer pretty much every day. I’m a nail biter, I don’t frequently wash my hands, and don’t eat nearly as healthy as I should. As a matter of fact I eat like dogshit but still maintain a healthy weight.

I never take flu shots, also never get the flu despite my kids and wife getting it seemingly yearly.

I never took a covid shot, never got covid despite working in public all through the pandemic not masking up (because they don’t work), and my wife “supposedly” got it for a few days (she tested positive for whatever the fuck that’s worth, we’re both unjabbed.)

I must be a walking fucking miracle.

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Jammyjams 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're a smoker? Yea, apparently it is the nicotinic a2 receptors that covid goes after. Remember when they said smokers are way worse risk? That was false. Smokers had protection because of the nicotine.

Interesting.... I vape and I never got it either.

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CaptainButthurt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought immune systems were a right wing conspiracy theory?

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sully 5 points ago +5 / -0

I haven't had a vaccine of any kind in nearly 20 years and I get sick maybe once every two or three years. I guess I have a genetic superpower.

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ImpregnatingYourDad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless youve been living in a literal bubble like bubble boy, you have probably had Covud but with no symptoms.

Obviously they are unable to actually bring up such a fact, because if/when it ever is fully realized that this disease is a major nothing-burger for a large percentage of the population, they wouldnt be able to fear monger and control people over it.

Ive had it at least twice, each time was less than common cold experiences I have had in years prior.

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its OK to be genetically superpowered.

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GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

They mean someone exposed multiple times, never got sick and never took ivermectin. Not just got it once, didnt take the vax and has antibody based immunity. I’m the only one I know who fits their criteria of just not getting sick from it. No way am I letting them have a genetic sample from me or even who I am.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Possibly blood type.

But they might be doing this to hide the fact that pureblood folks aren't getting it (but I know a bunch who did, just not me)

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

That superpower is common sense, which is guess aint so common anymore.

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HanginChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would that mean we're genetically superior?

They are the ones saying it.

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've had 4 to 5 colds since the start of the pan(dem)ic.

Never tested anything for any of them.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's probably people who had already had SARS or MERS and never knew it.

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thetiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably had it. Felt like a cold. Didn't test, because why would I.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reason we haven't had it is because it wasn't that bad when we got it and we won't give them the pleasure of testing us for it

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Chukzombi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had it last December. Was a bad weekend. Then I was over it by Monday. The biggest worry was my mom catching it. But she was the one who gave it to me. We are fine. A big nothingburger

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Natural immunity... vitamins, exercise, as few processed foods as possible. And if.. if caught again, ivermectin. They KNOW it works.

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Duster_340 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Not jabbed, got covid bad, was in the hospital.

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Genetic superpower?

No, try a little common sense and some traditional at-home remedies for the common cold.

Remember - before Covid became a "thing", coronaviruses were classified as...common colds.

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Ayahuasca_One 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is called not getting tested 😂🤣

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Salty_Hoosier_420 1 point ago +1 / -0

My household of 4 is pureblood. We've had some weird sniffles but have never tested or thought about getting the clot shot and so far we're in good health. After 3 years of who knows what kind of exposure, I think we'll be OK. You can Jam your vax Thank you....