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Donald_Gear_Solid 139 points ago +139 / -0

Wow she looks just like I pictured her.. except for having predators dreadlocks and a mithril ebt card.

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IHateThisTimeline 82 points ago +82 / -0

"mithril ebt card" kek

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SigourneyPodgorny20 40 points ago +40 / -0

Make that kek a double! Mithril ebt card is fkng funny!

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Elven watermelon and Lembas chicken wings.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 48 points ago +48 / -0

Last time I saw nostrils like that there was a brass ring hanging between them.

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TrumpFan26 14 points ago +14 / -0

Moo

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Direwolf 20 points ago +20 / -0

"They replaced them with the ugliest people they can possibly find" Big Mike would like a word with you

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user365927285937 19 points ago +19 / -0

I thought she was playing the Orc Chief

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

He would have, but he's already booked for 'Godzilla vs. King Kong 2'.

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sleepinggiant 2 points ago +3 / -1

Male gggggaaaaaazzzzzeeee!

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NomadicKrow2 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yo, who's got money here? I say we produce African folk stories or what the fuck ever, and cast the prominent roles as white people.

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Salt_n_Pepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

I didn't know Africa had a written history.

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Floridaman6969 23 points ago +23 / -0

It does, but they didn't write it.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

But what about that Alex Haley book, that Alex Haley didn't write?

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmfao legit he didn’t write it?

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

He plagiarized much if not all of it from another writer's work: https://www.nytimes.com/1978/12/15/archives/roots-plagiarism-suit-is-settled-roots-plagiarism-suit-is-settled.html And it was proven that despite his claims it was his own story of his own family's history, that this was also unmitigated bullshit: https://thenewamerican.com/alex-haleys-fraudulent-roots/

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NomadicKrow2 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have folk stories and myths and shit. Making one of those into a movie with white people would be the equivalent of what they're doing to Tolkien. Tolkien is god tier writing compared to them, of course.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remake Roots and The Color Purple. It’s a start

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EllemenoP 16 points ago +17 / -1

Plus she's like 40 years old, on top of everything else, lol.

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telan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey I'm almost 40 but I hope I don't look THAT bad.

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EllemenoP 3 points ago +3 / -0

40 doesn't look bad at all, not on her either, it's just that the proper character is meant to look much younger.

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Pederella 74 points ago +74 / -0

If they were going to racially appropriate it no matter what, they certainly could have found a black actress that was faerie/pixie in looks and build. This gal looks ready to throw down in the chip aisle of Walmart, not in a Tolkien world.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 37 points ago +37 / -0

Dem elves be serving me cold fries and shieeeet

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Jan6Insurrectionist 11 points ago +11 / -0

The point is to destroy beauty and force you to worship ugliness. Your misery is the end not the means.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or we could just not watch any woke Pedowood bullshit.

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LesboPregnancyScare 55 points ago +58 / -3

it has been proven that besides liking a good plot, good dialogue, and good cinematics, viewers also like attractive actors. If Amazon and any other studio wants to black wash media like this, it would be slightly more palpable if they used attractive people. And yet Amazon casts a woman who not only isnt attractive, she isnt ugly but shes not attractive, and she is old looking too.

Amazon spent $1B on this POC LOTR project, you would think they could cast attractive actors.

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Ekiph 32 points ago +42 / -10

Blacks aren't attractive at all.

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user365927285937 22 points ago +25 / -3

I’ve met some actual African women that are quite feminine, soft spoken with nice facial features. Nothing like the she-beasts that reside in the US.

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ChicomUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

the US ones are all Mutts freaky half Inidan White Chinese Jew Irish Italian. Hindu Kamala passes for black in the new world. 🤣

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logan34 -4 points ago +14 / -18

Halle Berry

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GhostMAGA 16 points ago +17 / -1

only because she’s half white

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eupraxia128 16 points ago +27 / -11

literally looks like a white woman who made a mistake putting on too much tanning lotion.

Blacks are not attractive at all.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah the black women that are considered attractive are the ones with caucasian facial features due to admixture. They made up a funny name for it -- colorism -- as if it's you the viewer's fault that you find caucasians attractive.

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Rig4Red -2 points ago +8 / -10

You are not attractive at all either, but yet here we are, on the internet with opinions.

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Ekiph 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

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MarvintheRobot 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean 80% white Halle Berry?

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Xanisor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Money means nothing when you own the Fed.

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HumblePig 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, I don't get it. Why is so much of the diversity casting ugly? I swear they just want the outrage and then want to pretend it's about race.

You can find smoking hot blacks and Latinos. (And Asians but nobody's yellow washing anything). So why do we keep getting all these ugly flat/fat faced pigs with nostrils two inches wide and eyebags that go halfway down their cheeks?

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Netflix gave Big Mike and his wife $1B more or less to produce content, you would think they could have hired people actually qualified and experienced to do that, but nope.

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Racist 35 points ago +35 / -0

Ironic Amazon started off by selling books.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

And now they’re burning them.

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eupraxia128 33 points ago +33 / -0

You're forgetting the rest of Tolkien's quote: "with eyes the color of shit, and with those weird brown streaks certain groups of people have. And a flat plug nose akin to something a boxer might have after a 30 year career of being punched in the face."

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Vino 18 points ago +18 / -0

His writings really speak to you.

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Salt_n_Pepe 30 points ago +30 / -0

Who the fuck is watching this woke garbage "Lawd of da Rangz"?

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ManOnTheEdge 15 points ago +15 / -0

we wuz numenorians and sheit

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

WE WUZ KANGZ OF DA RANGZ N SHIET

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PresidentBidet 2 points ago +2 / -0

LAWD OF DEM CHICKEN WANGZ

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when_we_win_remember 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe "Lawd, Dem Rangz" is the working title.

Well and technically not many people since it's not out yet. Critics may have gotten a view, though, IDK

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Jan6Insurrectionist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fellow Whites of course

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PresidentBidet 0 points ago +1 / -1

Every single time.

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Maenard 27 points ago +27 / -0

I swear it seems like they are choosing deliberately ugly people for these roles. Even for whatever that woman is, she isn't pretty. Looks like Georgiette Floyd.

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are. We are being purposely demoralized through mockery. Same tactic as the nurses twerking during a so-called “pandemic.”

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Correndo 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is fucking ridiculous. What the hell is wrong with casting white people for quasi-European fantasy?

It's fine if other ethnic groups like that kind of fantasy, of course, but are we going to cast whites in a quasi-SSA fantasy too? We all know the answer is no, and I don't see a single fucking black director showing interest in such a project.

Mel Gibson had enough interest in Amerinds to direct Apocalypto, but these days he'd get shit on just for being white - regardless of the obvious respect he has for Amerinds.

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ManOnTheEdge 11 points ago +11 / -0

they're just slapping us in the face over and over again. like the black queen Boleyn. they want to erase us from our own culture

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ChicomUberAlles 8 points ago +8 / -0

the notion of a homogenous society is their target

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lovemylibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chocolate milk is homogeneous

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

milk without chocolate is a conspiracy theory

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pseudosapient 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the hell is wrong with casting white people for quasi-European fantasy?

Nothing! As long as they are ineffectual stereotypical villains.

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Debutante 24 points ago +24 / -0

Cultural appropriation!!! LOL!

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Bonami 21 points ago +21 / -0

Amazon has lost the plot, and the script, and the dialogue....the list is long.

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Slugbert 20 points ago +20 / -0

There’s Drow elves in Tolkien now?

Seriously though, I won’t watch this woke trash.

The Northman was fucking awesome, btw. Great story/acting and a nice reprieve if you’re experiencing Jogger Fatigue.

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DesuVult 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drow are dark skinned but beautifull. You are thinking of Orks, Ogres or Troglodytes.

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buckeyeminuteman 19 points ago +19 / -0

I read the Tolkien books a few times through before the incredible movies ever came out. I still have my own image in my mind what the characters looked like. Peter Jackson’s version is good and I often think of them as well. Never were half the characters black. Never will be watching the Amazon appropriated version.

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pseudosapient 13 points ago +13 / -0

I am still astounded that the LOTR movies were as decent as they were.

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Bigdickboi 10 points ago +10 / -0

The craziest thing is they still hold up. Not many action based movies still do

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

We watch them every winter.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

They do take an entire winter to watch.

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do if you create a drinking game out of them.

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Carolinareaper -7 points ago +2 / -9

They fucking sucked

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ThouShallNotSteal 18 points ago +18 / -0

Whoa! She got a coke nose now. Sheeit!

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Maenard 18 points ago +18 / -0

The (welfare) queen.

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Jpxx 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hope that series crashes and burns.

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EllemenoP 14 points ago +15 / -1

I just don't bother to watch anything that anyone puts out these days - especially if its the ruining of great literature. It's just too enraging. I think some wonderful smart ass should make an epic mini-series remake of Chaka Zulu or A Raisin In The Sun, or Porgy and Bess, or something, and make the cast all white, ginger and Korean people, lol

Commies must shit on everything that its true and beautiful - it's their ethos.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

A remake of Glory is overdue.

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Randomwithaj 6 points ago +10 / -4

E

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Ozark_bubby -6 points ago +6 / -12

👎

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idrago01 10 points ago +14 / -4

FAGGOT

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TexasBeer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lord of the Blings

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Keiichi81 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love that there are literally unexplored lands to the east and south of Middle-earth which contain analogs to Indians, Africans, and Asians, and have been all but untouched by Tolkien leaving them wide open for any story or interpretation a writer could imagine, and rather than doing anything interesting with them to expand the world Amazon just did the most low-effort tokenization of race-bending established western characters in ways that make no goddamn genealogical sense.

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Wintergreen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty racist of them not to cast any Chinese or native Tasmanians in their show. Where is the representation?

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user365927285937 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pretty sure a Chinese woman would make an infinitely better elf

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fuckin clown clown fish would make a better elf than this

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TrumpFan26 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had Chinese women as Nazgul already.that was a fail

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Floridaman6969 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would end up probably rooting for Eminem Sauron, but I'm not going to watch this shit.

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MarvintheRobot 6 points ago +6 / -0

The one on the right looks like someone got her Popeyes order wrong.

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Neonentity 5 points ago +5 / -0

We wuz Elves and sheeit.

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Direwolf 5 points ago +6 / -1

All the Queens and Princess's are black in this story I guess

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runonce 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they actually did the whole thing in ghetto type dialogue it might be freaking hilarious. Who am I kidding it would be freaking hilarious. Somebody needs to start taking scenes and making overdubs of this right away.

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don_suplex_hilary 4 points ago +4 / -0

What you order on amazon vs. what you get.

Just kidding. Don't use amazon. They are the antichrist.

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Great beauty" and "crazy eyes" are easy to confuse, I guess... Fairness is just woked away: understandably so, given the provenance.

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thehinac 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've had a fairer looking turd.

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PresidentBidet 1 point ago +2 / -1

top kek!

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

I won't even ask.

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user365927285937 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bigots

Oh wait that’s the orc chief!

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Bigdickboi 2 points ago +2 / -0

The good news is that they haven't written season 2 so if season 1 flops they will pivot their direction

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Jan6Insurrectionist 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll claim it was due to harassment, Russian hackers or both

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PresidentBidet 2 points ago +2 / -0

They couldn't even find an attractive black women either, they have to blackwash and replace characters with the ugliest nignogs they can find.

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you expect when you get two day delivery.

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blueballs43 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY BUDDY, LENS CRAFTERS IS HAVING A SALE ON BIFOCALS

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you_HO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait for smart TVs with A.I. using deep-fake technology to automatically 'race correct' woke TV garbage shows in real time over to what the original story authors wanted and intended.

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah! And these smart TVs with A.I can rewrite and voice the dialogue too, and make new scenes, it will be glorious.

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GrayManNumber333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a man in drag on the right?

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dreddhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah... true to context for the fans..... yeah right.

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Bigdickboi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man what a downgrade

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell is that on the right, 'Aunt Esther' from Sanford and Son?

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazon is garbage. Don’t support the piece of shit anti-American platform. Might as well start learning Cantonese at this point.

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Yaztaz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm seeing double... It's basically the same picture

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same picture.

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Qool_Qat 1 point ago +1 / -0

It reminds globalists of where they come from to feed on the light.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldn't stand this bitch in Spartacocks. She turned my nigga Crixus into a cucked bitch.

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black... dudes she look more like she is Pakistani. 😅

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ubermk3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pathetic.

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is unreal how good they are at getting these characters down.