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Speechify 66 points ago +67 / -1

The entire ancient world was broadly Caucasian. Ptolemais Greeks, who conquered Egypt, blended in without significant difference in appearance to the Egyptians.

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +13 / -1

Ever seen the Mona Lisa of Galilee?

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BigIronBigIron 19 points ago +21 / -2

Do the "Jesus was brown" crowd, adamant as they are, have an explanation for why his neighbors looked like this?

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Uncle_Remus 27 points ago +29 / -2

No. They don’t. They’ll steal your heritage just as much as your bike. Hence all the “we wuz kangz” nonsense.

Truth is they didn’t even have the wheel when Jesus walked the earth. White peoples are still spending millions of dollars to try to teach them not to drink shit-water.

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doodaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

well, not completely fair. we spend millions to help them sterilize and farm, and their kleptocratic leaders can't stop eating the seeds and drafting children armies.

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Uncle_Remus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that not proof? The smartest ones among them are too dumb to not do those things? To not realize that it’s counterproductive?

White Europeans have been trying to civilize that continent for around 200 years now with very little success. The Chinese are currently pissing into the wind trying to keep their mines operating with local labor and facing the same issues.

Itsallsotiresome.jpg

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doodaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

yep. I didn't figure I needed a /s on The Donald. :)

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Speechify 9 points ago +11 / -2

Or why David, the direct ancestor of Jesus's parent(s), had red hair?

Now he was ruddy (red haired, or if you like - at least very fair completed and able to blush) and had beautiful eyes and was handsome. And the LORD said, “Arise, anoint him, for this is he."

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Speechify 6 points ago +8 / -2

Or why Joseph, son of Jacob also had red hair?

https://www.egofelix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/headrest.gif

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were several ginger Pharaohs too, including Ramses.

The "kangz" were sub-saharan africans from Kush (Ethiopia), the nubians. Everyone North of there was Caucasian, from Gnawa (Morocco) to Kemet (Egypt).

The only time blacks were pharaohs was when Kush invaded Egypt for a few dynasties. They built no pyramids. They built nothing. They just shat on what was already there.

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Speechify 6 points ago +9 / -3

Or why the entire nation of Israel descends from Jacob whose twin brother had red hair?

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doodaddy -1 points ago +0 / -1

fwiw, i've seen ginger blacks before.

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Malcolm X was a ginger

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Speechify 5 points ago +7 / -2

Or that also, Jesus and his family went down into Egypt for the first several years of His life and have blended in with the Greek / Egyptian population?

This is a point that "Jesus was black" crowd uses a lot and it actually proves the opposite of what they think.

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Razehope 1 point ago +1 / -0

BuT EgYpT iS In AFrICa

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Speechify 1 point ago +2 / -1

These are the truths that will awake the west to their heritage.

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TheDTOMDon 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s because the rest of them were struggling to invent the wheel.

Spoiler, they never fucking did.

I will never take medical advice from dumb fucking cultures who couldn’t even invent the fucking wheel. What fucking dead ends their civilizations are!

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LentilKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny - I’ve stopped taking medical advice from a culture that HAS developed the wheel.

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LibertarianXian 7 points ago +7 / -0

But... but.... we wuz kangz!

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jarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ramses II was a ginger.

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LesboPregnancyScare 28 points ago +31 / -3

u/Geralt_of_Rivia1 hate Hadrian for obvious reasons.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 15 points ago +16 / -1

Fucking kek

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DocGoban 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why? He built a Wall didn't he?

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

HE SAILED FOR JUDEA, FOLLOWED BY TWELVE LEGIONS

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DocGoban 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good for him! They deserved everything they got but he should have finished the job.

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Speechify 5 points ago +6 / -1

This guy knows.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +5 / -2

ivdea delenda est

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Speechify 0 points ago +1 / -1

CIX / CX

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -20 points ago +4 / -24

You are just pissed off that you were wrong and proved you never held down a job in the process.

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LesboPregnancyScare 19 points ago +22 / -3

nah, ive had conversations with you before, as have quite a few, to sus out you are an ADL shill.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guy is a douche on wheels.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -12 points ago +4 / -16

You have proven me right

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LesboPregnancyScare 17 points ago +21 / -4

suck another baby dick, it will calm you down like it always does.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -17 points ago +4 / -21

Keep screeching in your parents basement

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LesboPregnancyScare 13 points ago +18 / -5

maybe you can suck on Jonathan Greenblatts baby penis, he might give you a raise.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -16 points ago +4 / -20

Yep, still no argument

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Cantshadowbanthemall 26 points ago +26 / -0

Now do Egyptians, and Persians pre 1950

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MyOathNeverEnded 26 points ago +28 / -2

When we look to ancient Egypt, arguably one of the world's oldest known civilizations, we find many blonde and fair-haired mummies.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup I've seen King Tuts artifact in real life, you describe them accuracy. I saw those sandals, perfect example.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Kush (Ethiopia) was Egypt's enemy. Invading blacks.

The Egyptians took great care to accurately portray people's skin color in their hieroglyphs. Egyptians were ruddy-complexion Caucasians. The nubians of Kush were nappy haired blacks. The Greeks were only slightly lighter skinned than the Egyptians, and the Carthaginians were only slightly darker.

but the nubians... they were always black as pitch with afros.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Egyptians, Numidians, Berbers, Carthaginians, all were Caucasian.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got a cope DV fren.

It's even in the name, Caucasian, people are too stupid to figure it out

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NeoDragoon 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can't help but notice that they all have brown eyes in this "recreation", because I'm fairly certain that most of them had blue eyes...

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MakeCaliforniaRED 4 points ago +7 / -3

Most Mediterranean people don’t have blue eyes…

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NeoDragoon 19 points ago +20 / -1

If memory serves, Augustus, Tiberius and Aurelian were all noted as having blue eyes, and the reason they're more rare today has to do with "immigration" through the centuries.

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MakeCaliforniaRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes there are Mediterranean people with colored eyes (my grandma included) but most have brown eyes. Apart from Sicily and Greece, and Southern Spain; most of the Mediterranean Europe was relatively untouched by Arabs. In fact Spain/Portugal and Sicily had Germanic kingdoms and left a legacy in those areas.

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Injustice 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know a dude from Sicily that is blond blue eyed.

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conservativeyuppie 1 point ago +2 / -1

Augustus had light brown eyes.

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halcyondream 4 points ago +4 / -0

According to Pliny the Elder he had blue eyes.

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user365927285937 9 points ago +9 / -0

The average person is an idiot.

I’m actually arguing with some retard right now that says gold mines don’t have any gold in them. He has no fucking clue what ore is and think we just mine random dirt to get metal 🤦‍♂️

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably doesn't understand where Placer gold deposits came from. Placer mining doesn't mine ore, which is probably what he's stuck on.

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GodHatesBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hadrian, Augustus, Trajan, Antoninus

all raging homosexuals. look it up.

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ATK69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha now do your African sculptures. I’d bet money you couldn’t find one that didn’t look like an aborted Picassoan alien fetus made with any medium finer than bronze.

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AgnesDomini 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soooo, if we scanned images of African kings, we shouldn't expect them to be dark skinned? Idiots with zero grasp of history or genetics or geography have no idea what Mediterranean people look like. These are the same dolts pissed that Gal Gadot is depicting Cleopatara since she is white. Cleopatara might have ruled Egypt, but she was Greek, descended through Ptolemy, one of Alexander the Great's generals...

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MyOathNeverEnded 3 points ago +4 / -1

There was a study that revealed what the original pigment was for many of the Greek/Roman statues but I can't seem to locate it because Google and the like suck ass now.

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Edinedii 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hadrian was screwing a boy from 13~18yo

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they remade "I, Claudius," the Derek Jacobi role would be played by a guy of color.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, fren!

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Kaizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retards gonna retard.

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Hardworkingdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

White man been kicking nuts in forever. Might just be nut kicking time.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

IIRC only Trajan may have been from outside the Italian peninsula (from Spain) during the early empire.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

That awkward moment when one of them looks like one of your in-laws...

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AraphelEinSof 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why did YOU-MAKE them ALL ... WHITE-!"

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alien123 1 point ago +1 / -0

southern italians have dark skin, northern italians are blonde

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hadrian liked walls.

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LeftistRLiars -1 points ago +2 / -3

In AD 193, Lucius Septimius Severus was named ruler of the Roman Empire . He was black and born in Africa. Racism did not exist in Roman times. They thought skin color was an effect of where you were born.

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chesswhilehigh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude this is retarded they literally attempted to genocide the Gauls. If you think Rome had black emperors you were watching too much BBC.

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LeftistRLiars 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don't take my word for it. I gave you the guy's name. Look it up.

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chesswhilehigh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did and found nothing showing him to be black.