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redditadminssuckit [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

Dat be korekt

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Dckman 7 points ago +7 / -0

& the Huntsman main villian.

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cd3dog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, and 'Tarzan' would be her black lesbian lover.

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fskfsk 19 points ago +19 / -0

They could call it "Joggerzan". A jogger is raised by white people but still doesn't fully learn their ways.

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NeoDragoon 14 points ago +14 / -0

So Colin Kaperdick?

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STONKATRUCK 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shaquavious Danilla Johnson lived wit dem wyppo

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deemreo 13 points ago +13 / -0

tarred-zan

kang of the jungle

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'll make Jane black. Problem solved

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InMinecraft 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fortunately, they lost the rights when the former creator of the content wanted it back. That's why you haven't seen anything new with this IP. I don't foresee you seeing this anytime soon.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, those were apes, you racist!

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RATMW 6 points ago +6 / -0

This post cracked me up ty

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HolographicTacoSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Back when Disney actually gave a shit about quality over quantity and didn't blatantly peddle homo propaganda. Plus, those Phil Collins songs still fucking slap.

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Razamataz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tarzan the apeman

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CrenshawMAGAt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep Rosie O’Donnell, though

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

PLOT TWIST! ALL THE GORILLAS ARE SILVER W/ WHITE SKIN.

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Greenblatts_4skin 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol. that would be funny

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't give them any ideas.

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jimmy42oh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tarzan, King of the Apes.

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ElectronicSlurm69 2 points ago +2 / -0

We wuz kangz

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Kekthesoyboyhunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snow white with Cori Bush as lead, the squad as the dwarfs. A woke masterpiece!

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Crapachino 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will make Jane black...

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Keepidahofree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trans lesbian will be it.

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Kelemor88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah woah woah…….Tarzan needs to know how to swim.

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

It ends with black Tarzan moving to England and everything immediately goes to shit there.

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my Lord, that'd be a very spicy meatball.

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

The character next to the T in Tarzan may fit the bill.