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MythArcana 108 points ago +108 / -0

Yeah, I'm over here floating at a steady 0% chance and laughing my ass off.

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deleted 50 points ago +51 / -1
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heeeeeemeyer 44 points ago +44 / -0

Gays contribute to population reduction. That's why they're a tier-1 politically favored class.

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Ghost_0f_Kiev 17 points ago +18 / -1

That.. makes sense.. now that you say it

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Redneckathon 8 points ago +8 / -0

What about getting struck by lightning in the anus...?

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ColonelKlink 6 points ago +6 / -0

With their asses up in the air all the time, it's much more likely.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some fag, somewhere, is probably out in a field with a golf club up his ass, pleading for rain, lol.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dammit u/barackobama2! Get off the 4'th green!

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NEETpride 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getting assfucked by Zeus himself

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ProudlyConservative 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL😂

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Date night at the Obama house

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R-A-T-S- 1 point ago +1 / -0

William Wallace can shoot lightning bolts from his arse and fireballs from his eyes.

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GideonBayle 5 points ago +5 / -0

pretty much everything the uniparty is attempting points to population reduction. Promote gays. promote children transitioning. demonize the nuclear family. experimental vaccines with horrible side effects. releasing lab created viruses. buying up farm land. making farming ungodly expensive. inflation is a good thing. poking the bear. poking the pooh bear. etc.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 13 points ago +13 / -0

You can be a faggot and still have basically 0 risk. Just don't fuck like 30 people in a weekend.

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bratt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Faggots have a 50/50 chance of catching monkeypox each time the have butt sex.

Each time.

Does their longterm husband cheat on them? How about last night?

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King5150 13 points ago +14 / -1

Faggots are the least monogamous class in society. Their life revolves around anal sex and it's on their mind 100% of the time. They are true degenerates with a psychotic illness and the mental sexual maturity of a 16 year old girl.

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DJTrump 5 points ago +6 / -1

They don't think of anal sex 100% of the time actually that's flat out false, you couldn't be more wrong.

It's like 50% anal sex, and 50% child molestation and rape. Get it right, fren.

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bratt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Your thinking is also a flat out misunderstanding.

Faggots think about anal sex 100% of the time.

Faggots think of child anal molestation 50% of the time.

Faggots think of anal rape 50% of the time.

Therefore faggots think of anal sex 200% of the time. /s

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah...you are right....they do like them young...like really, really young.

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denkendermann 2 points ago +2 / -0

"chickens"

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JohnnyWolverine 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are valid points, fren.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 4 points ago +5 / -1

Faggot or not you can't catch STDs if you only have sex with one person in a monogamous relationship.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

“But I was with Curious George…that must be how I got these pox…”

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NEETpride 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bicurious George

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're giving faggots too much credit. They can't stop fucking each other. It's their whole identity.

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DJTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having a sick compulsion to constantly want to put your junk into a hairy, shitty, diseased rectum.. honestly that sounds like the absolute worst.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously.

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denkendermann 1 point ago +1 / -0

everything with commie nomenclature is upside down..."gay" means happy...and the "gays" are not really happy deep down...in someone else's shithole...

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Whoopies_tds 12 points ago +12 / -0

Excuse me monkey bigot, it's Pridepox

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LibtardJesus 8 points ago +8 / -0

True monkeys are getting a bad rap. I'd be one pissed monkey knowing it's a bunch of human faggots but I'm getting the blame.

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL😂

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denkendermann 1 point ago +1 / -0

back in the day, AIDS was said to have originated from African momkeys...jes sayin...

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay why do you have that handle???

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

but somewhere, some faggot first fucked the monkey, right? or was it named cruelly to malign the wonderful and cheeky primates?

edit: from the CDC

What animal causes monkeypox? Despite being named “monkeypox,” the source of the disease remains unknown. However, African rodents and non-human primates (like monkeys) might harbor the virus and infect people.

seems the CDC doesn't want to call out faggots for butt plunging monkeys just like they didn't want to offend Chy-Na with the claim COVID19 was a manufactured virus which escaped their Wuhan shit labs.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Schlong Covid!

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want fags to get monkeypox.

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xelphia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your ass huh? hmm... You sure you want to use that phrase for this topic?

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once it's fallen off, the gays can take it, and he'll still be safe.

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CollatzConjecture 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, I too am a 0%er

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HyperCarbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

First symptom is anal bleeding.

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EvolutionIsFake 75 points ago +75 / -0

Your chances of Monkeypox go down by 100% if you don't let random dudes fuck you in the ass every weekend.

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-f-b-i- 56 points ago +56 / -0

Well some of us don't have that option

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 38 points ago +38 / -0

Username checks out

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Spawnlingman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine he's actually real FBI but cool FBI, assigned to this website and just enjoying the keks.

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bratt 16 points ago +16 / -0

And username checks out once again.

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 3 points ago +3 / -0

RaNk aNd FiLE

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Thelongrun 9 points ago +9 / -0

Top Kek!

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Long_time_lurker 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel bad for all those 0-9 year olds getting monkeypox :(

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Dangerous_donald1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They got it from touching a doorknob BIGOT!!!

It’s sarcasm today but it’s already being reported.

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those occult rituals can be rough on the bunghole

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weird how there are children getting it. Uh, they might want to look into that.

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JohnnyWolverine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drag queen story hour may be a contributing factor.

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

Backdoor pass.

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AussieTrumpFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, not quite 100%. It's the presence of fag hags and the closeted gays that still maintain beards that will be responsible for the asspox reaching the rest of the population.

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denkendermann 2 points ago +2 / -0

just like AIDS...

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean GRID? Oh, why did we change the name of that again? Oh, that's right. Because it escaped the initial population because of those sort of behaviours (and blood donations) and it would be malicious to continue to call it that.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Monkey Pox comes from the Monkey Hole.

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LawlAndDisorder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here I was, thinking about getting a new hobby and you totally shit on it! Some friend you are!

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Thelongrun 20 points ago +20 / -0

And those three people struck dead by lightning in Washington were most likely fretting about getting Monkeypox...

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sgt_richard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Double masked and boosted!!!

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Thelongrun 7 points ago +7 / -0

It could have been worse...

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TheDTOMDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re sucking tiny dicks in hell now.

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CensoredByMarxists 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially the couple that had been married for like 50 years.

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who were they? Too bad it wasn't some Demonrats. Whenever I type demonrats it auto corrects it to Democrats!!

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was most likely Demonrats. What Patriots would want to be anywhere near this rat-infested, traitor-packed White House at the moment?

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Retard_Strength 18 points ago +18 / -0

*lightning

'lightening' is what Michael Jackson did to himself

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SteelyardJesus420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek observation

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't have gay buttsex, and your risk of monkeypox is zero.

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jtt888 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's even more specific than that. Don't have gay butt sex with random partners and don't partake in gay orgies.

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Farqquard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have contracted cannot be used to predict will contract. Bullshit numbers.

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_-Th0r-_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

But the noble gay is at risk.

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I maintain that faggots are less than 1% of the population despite the way commies try to make it seem like they're everywhere.

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Visceroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

If less than 1% of Americans are faggots then only 3,350,000 faggots in America. 5811 cases divided by that is .0017. at least 5 of those cases are molested kids though but .0017 means only 1.7 out of every thousand faggots are currently reporting catching it.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's still a lot of faggots. Way too many faggots.

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SpaceAgePolymer 1 point ago +1 / -0

One faggot is too many.

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BidensPrisonWallet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marked safe from the Monkeypox.

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Malice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just don't take cock in the ass, and you'll be fine.

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throatbiscuit 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is how they legitimize it. They will say oh it's fine, you are not a butthole pounding faggot.

Next: Single mom found to have Schlong pox. (They don't say she has 2 tranny roomates she has sex with).

Next: Everyone not pureblood can get monkey pox!.

Tip: Don't fuck with vaxxers. (It came from that).

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denkendermann 1 point ago +1 / -0

AIDS is in the vaxxx...

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lightening?

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not even "election year" It's more like election 100 day window where Democrats take a break from destroying the country and pretend to care.

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Induceddrag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whole thing sounds queer to me….

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Patriots_Spike 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but what's the percentage of a faggot getting hit by lightning?

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen that percentage of mentally ill in a specific "community " but I can't put my finger on it 🤔

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n3IVI0 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need mandatory masking and social distancing. To protect against all the lightning.

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Scooby 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably introduced the pathogen in the gayest areas, with boosters. They could test out their bioweapon and have everyone arguing over whether it's a fag disease or not instead of discussing the reality that we are being attacked with biowarfare.

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Rosarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read somewhere else on PDW that this strain came from a lab, so you're right about the bio warfare

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Scooby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Israel's top Dr. confidently stated monkeypox isn't a pox outbreak, but rather autoimmune blistering as a result of the death stab. Then he was banned from social media.

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Rosarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

The current victims of the pox probably already have AIDS and no immune system left to fight it off, so that could be true. If so, it will emerge among the multiple boosted once their immune systems become totally compromised.

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Sylvester1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the chances of a hetero male that doesn't sleep around getting it?

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Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +1 / -0

0

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Sylvester1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly!

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lightning. No e.

The obesity epidemic could use a lightening strike though.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

So a gayest of gay pox infection, is 69x less likely than a lightning powered electrocution.

Striking.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree, they need to introduce a lightning strike vaccine immediately.

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king07828 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the mRNA vax for lightning strikes?

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Honkey_McCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even less if you aren't a raging faggot.

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Cuck-WTF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Although if you're an underage boy and you know any gay men your chance of getting monkepox FROM THEM RAPING A CHILD is significantly higher.

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R3tro 1 point ago +1 / -0

So if the deadly lightning strikes in DC are caused by global warming according to reuters….That must mean globalwarming is the cause of monkey pox also…. Did i get that right?

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IamDevo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look idiots. The science is settled. We have to shut down the global economy for two weeks to stop the spread of buttpox.

Also, you must put a tampon up your ass and prove it to enter a store to buy food, enter a federal building, and to work.

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PotatusHead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love DEVO! (deevolution)

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denkendermann 2 points ago +2 / -0

ARE WE NOT MEN?!

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The_Yakuza 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ik people joke about it being a gay virus bc it can shed in seminal fluid, but you can also get infected through mucous membranes. But just don’t be nasty and wash your hands and it’s pretty much problem solved. Also the pox vaccine works against it so if your old enough to have received it as a child back in the day, you’re fine too. People throwing a fit over nothing.

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Star_Commander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Odds are calculated based on all variables being equal there. My odds are zero.

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clearly, we need a vaccine against lightning strikes!

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PotatusHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm triple vaxxed and boosted from lightning.

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EvanGRogers 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they're all gay.

But not JUST gay, rampantly, over-the-top, sexually promiscuous, deep in international orgies without protection, piss drinkingly gay.

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HorribleDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now redo the percentages factoring in that the only people getting it are degenerate faggots and the children of people who let them get to close to them.

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wolfsettler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, we tried facts with Covid.

Didn't work.

They are impervious to fact based arguments.

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asiatrails 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also shows their relevance to society, there are not as many as you would think there are based on TV shows and other broadcasts.

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TrumpChampBelt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting. 1.7 out of 1 million seems to be about the same amount of gays we have too. No relation at all of course.

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RussianBot6969 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously, the solution is common-sense lightning control

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NaggerPlease 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trust the numbers.

Also, don’t fuck dudes who fuck other men

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ShakeAndBake1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol stop, all this will do is make them create a vaccine to prevent getting hit by lightening haha.

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daty_dato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Odds of monkeypox if you don't fuck a man's ass or suck a cock?

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SonicChiliDogFetish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't get fucked in the ass. Got it!

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DeeDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

ALERT - Quarantine the Faggots!

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BS4thewin 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can read about the monkeypox in the 'funny' papers because it's a 'funny' disease.

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ikuyas 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are not gay, the odds of contracting monkeypox is the same as getting lightening strike twice a day for a whole week.

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JanniesEqualTrannies 1 point ago +1 / -0

And if you're not a cock-suckin' bug-chasin' child-molestin' faggot your odds are literally zero.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh global manufactroversy crisis...

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CJ74U2NV 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lightning strikes are obviously caused by white supremacists

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CensoredByMarxists 1 point ago +1 / -0

Math iS rACIS!