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posted ago by -f-b-i- [M] ago by -f-b-i- +1858 / -5

Good evening Frens, trolls, and shills,

Hope to find you all well. After listening to Trump 2 nights in a row who isn't pumped and ready for him to be back in the white house? I know he hasn't announced but I see it coming and I hope you do too. He clearly has the inside track for 2024

Lots happened this week but I have spent that time staying safe from MonkeyPox.

Speaking of flags we will soon be switching out the old yellow and blue for the Taiwanese flag of red and blue as Drunk Speaker of the house took a trip overseas and pissed off the commies of Chyna

While that happens it seems like everyone is waking up to the flaws and lies of Ukraine. Even though they're waking up we still need to send another billion. Well really only 300 million will reach Ukraine so there's that.

All this money sent there while food prices in the US are up. Gas up. Inflation up. Interest rates up. You would think that Taxes wouldn't go up because of everything else being up. You would be wrong. Even though economists know that increasing taxes will not help inflation. Biden still wants to raise your taxes, not just for those 400,000.00.

We cannot get Trump back soon enough. Will we last as a country until 2024?

Enough of the bullshit

Let's go through some of the top and best posts of the last week!!!!!!!

1- Basement Biden has Dementia

2- A Lake flooded the Desert

3- Keep Chyna out of my backyard

4- Kek falls in love

5- Why does an accountant need a gun?

6- Alex spoke but could only saw what this thing said he could say

7- Thank you for joining the Terror watchlist

8- Miss Piggy, this guy shot someone as VP. You still have no chance

9- Take a knee dude

10- McStain, you are washed up and done, we're moving on without you

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JoesCrunchyDiaper 63 points ago +63 / -0

my diaper is crunchy

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-f-b-i- [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

as always

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JohnnyWolverine 24 points ago +24 / -0

That's just the monkey pox. Trust the science.

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stay safe from monkey pox is easy don't have gay sex with strange men that have oozing blisters on the dick. That's like saying in staying safe from acid burns im staying safe from autoerotic asphyxiation or im staying safe from burning my hard on a blow torch

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NaggerPlease 6 points ago +6 / -0

The guy told me the oozing blisters was built in lube. What a lying faggot !!

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Lesko_Badcop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigot

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 2 points ago +2 / -0

For using actual science and data points to form a conclusion?

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Lesko_Badcop 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, that's White Supremacy. Wait, no, noticing coincidences is White Supremacy. I dunno, it's all so confusing!

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's just your programming braking it will be ok

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought being white and having black friends was white Supreme pizza since you can say my black friend like they are property

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why you say, Some of my friends are black, not I have black friends. It kills that bs narrative of you say it like ownership. I tell this to all my huwhite buddies to arm them against black liberal idiots that use that like a cudgel.

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DroolingElmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Emerson, Lake & Palm Her. Joe's fave

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoutz to DroolingElmo

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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MAGAMATT45 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think that means what you think it means.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you Peter, very brown! 👎

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MiniMikeCoomberg 36 points ago +36 / -0

God bless Donald J. Trump.

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-f-b-i- [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

and God bless you

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IntergalacticWalrus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are you a glowie?

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-f-b-i- [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am not, but it shouldn't matter. Come to the site if you like it. I will sticky content that is America First or shows the hypocrisy of the left. Say what follows rules and you cannot get in trouble with the feds. I will try to protect you and let you know if you go too far. I don't want anyone to go to jail or get hurt by something he or she said here.

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, Feds are mega gay though

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meme_kat 3 points ago +3 / -0

/u/-f-b-i-/

Any update on this?

https://scored.co/c/TheDonald/p/15Ir26aZtN/warning--secure-connection-not-a/c

Been stuck logging in via scored.co for almost a month now. I mean technically I can login through patriots.win but apparently HTTPS is not working correctly for authentication.win.

More concerned about this than other SSO bugs since potential for MITM and passwords in the clear

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be 100 percent secure. Have you tried recently?

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meme_kat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still receiving the HTTPS not supported warning for authentication.win when attempting to login from any .win domain. This includes patriots.win and conspiracies.win

https://scored.co/c/TheDonald/p/15Ir26aZtN/warning--secure-connection-not-a/c

I've listed steps to replicate here 24 days ago. Just install latest torbrowser - current (11.5 (based on Mozilla Firefox 91.11.0esr) (64-bit)), then try to login from any .win domain

https://scored.co/c/TheDonald/p/15Ir26aZtN/warning--secure-connection-not-a/c/4Ob7hbZVJCd

The only workaround where you do not receive an HTTPS not supported warning is by logging in through scored.co. Unfortunately this forces you to use scored.co website.

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We must have an outside link somewhere on the sidebar. I'll check it out when I'm at my desk.

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IntergalacticWalrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve been coming to the site for years...

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FaustyArchaeus 7 points ago +7 / -0

If so tell the fbi I need a new shotgun and as a suggestion from someone else a suburban

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ProudlyConservative 26 points ago +26 / -0

I completely agree with you about President Trump. I miss him so much. I enjoy these posts you do, including the best posts top ten.

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-f-b-i- [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

glad you enjoy. I like them too. I like being in the comments talking about things with you and answering questions. I like seeing which one of the top posts I stickied too. Other mods will be doing posts like these soon too.

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Disallowed 3 points ago +3 / -0

I messaged you mods how much I LOVED the LNC posts a few months back and you guys ran them for a while, until they died off during the slow news cycle (all good though)!

It's good for us night owls, and helps us all engage with other members!

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We miss our lnc with u/crazywinomom

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Hanging_Chad 24 points ago +25 / -1

top o' the evening to ya, fbi

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-f-b-i- [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

evening ma' boy

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MAGAMATT45 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thanks, I never saw any of these cause I hang out in the new section with the peasants and useless eaters.

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-f-b-i- [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

I spend so much time in new, just looking for stickies. I like having them read, and sticked while they're brand new. Beat the news.

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MAGAMATT45 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know I've had some stickys like 30 seconds after I posted them

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-f-b-i- [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

users call you an alt of mods because of it. Just me trying to keep users informed and stickies fresh.

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a "rising" barnacle myself.

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SeawolfEmeralds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Saw a post like this a week ago and was surprised half of the ones that made it to the top I had made comments on back when they were new. Remeber my inbox filled with shit comments by people who hit up top comments

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 2 points ago +10 / -8

I only live in new and always have

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sum_ting_wong 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like the freebase version of .win

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 0 points ago +8 / -8

straight to the dome

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sum_ting_wong 3 points ago +3 / -0

IDK where the DV's are coming from? You have a troll farm chasing you?

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FaustyArchaeus 17 points ago +18 / -1

Fuck yes Sir we late night appreciate

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TexasJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

At long last, an fbi we can all be proud of. 🇺🇸

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-f-b-i- [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1

I am proud to be American

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bravo for the recap! It's been yet another action-packed week of tomfoolery and chaos for our slight amusement and irritation, but we got through it alright (again). This is fine. 🔥💥

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-f-b-i- [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I am tired of the bullshit. I am ready for Trump

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, tomorrow morning at 6am would be fine with me. :D

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-f-b-i- [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess I should start making some calls

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll round up the lifting help. Got a lot of dead weight to haul out of there. 🐎🛒💨

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The_Litehaus_Abides 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hearing him speak 2 nights in a row, man. I really miss him and want him back.

Our country needs him.

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-f-b-i- [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

No new wars in 4 years and now we have wars all over the globe? I think the world needs him back

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes

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Jojotherab 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm in an ultra high energy mood. Last night and the highlights from tonight are just... damn I can't think of a word. chefs kiss

MAGA

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-f-b-i- [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

MAGA is right. I wake up in MAGA mood. just like a little extra pep in my step

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 4 points ago +4 / -0

🔆 MAGA all day, MAGA all night 🌕

👉This is the way, this is our fight 💪

😎😃 Frens always near, no matter wherever 😄😉

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Let's freakin' go! MAGA FOREVER! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Magazine Monday?

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hadn't planned on it for this Monday. Have some ideas floating around in my head though... :-)

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

ok, just making sure I was ready when you are

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks fren, appreciate it :-)

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wartooth6 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me after reading this high energy post:

"Do not come. Do not come."

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-f-b-i- [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

;-)

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My_dick_screamed 7 points ago +7 / -0

God bless The Donald, a big Thank You to the mod team, and God bless America

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

thank you dick

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Jack_HinsonTN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shills is right, we even have people shilling for China who've been here (seemingly reasonable) for over a year. Suddenly they seem to be pushing a "China are the good guys" narrative every chance they get. Very suspicious.

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-f-b-i- [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fuck China

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Jack_HinsonTN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. Chy-nah is asshoe.

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-f-b-i- [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chinese people are not my enemy, the CCP is not my friend

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45ForEver2024 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fuck all Commies domestic and abroad.

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the lord's name we pray

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KajensAngel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Midterms are starting to feel like a presidential election. It is pretty awesome. So happy to hear Bannon and crew getting behind WA and NM. I still have questions from 2016. I want VA for Trump as well.

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-f-b-i- [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was a mod on reddit for 2018 and it wasn't as busy as we are now. I know 2020 was busy but 2024 will be insane. We are taking the country back.

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KajensAngel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s got that 2016 feel again hasn’t it. :-)

We need to start encouraging that TRUMP TRAIN HIGH ENERGY again. Where people may not have noticed the game votes on the day overwhelming their games we need to be making sure they do. Especially this November.

Gotta get Trumps team in there to support him and the strategic psychological value of WINNING is huge.

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will start it

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KajensAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I respectfully also suggest that LNC threads work for us too? They allow us to summarize the day, centralize events/resources, get on the ground perspectives across states, to add random thoughts observations suggestions we want to share and pull us together as a community. Just my thoughts. We’ve got about 90 days.

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah, they take some time to make up and need to be watched to be successful. If you or another user want to make one I am all for user generated content as well.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +7 / -1

Question, fedboi…. What does the [S] stand for that denotes the author of the post in the replies?

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh thanks i only browse on mobile so i’ve never been able to mouse-over

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NADSAQ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump purses his lips

WRONG

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-f-b-i- [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

submitter

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe the MOD who STICKIED the post.

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

other person had it right that it stand for submitter/submitted, wasn’t asking about this particular post

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TrumpIsMyyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

"who isn't pumped and ready for him to be back in the white house?"

Fucking right! I want GEOTUS back!!!

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

America and the world needs him back

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kornesque 5 points ago +5 / -0

I miss these posts. Back when winning was status quo and it was just a matter of announcing the particulars of the daily win.

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

We will have our home again

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Liberty_Prime 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'd like to make a comment, but I've been instructed by my lawyer to not talk to the FBI.

🤐😁

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will also instruct everyone not to say something that will get you in trouble

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BestTimeToBAlive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some freaking great content in this post, even aside from top 10

Thanks for the work on this post & all the ppl who posted some newsworthy shit.

This place is a God-send.

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-f-b-i- [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is too much that doesn't get visible in a week here. I could do this daily if I had time but some of us still have to work full time

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re grateful for these posts whenever they come. Thanks for the hard work… it doesn’t go unnoticed.

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

thanks fren

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SFSilentNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

best intercourse with a glowie is safe and consensual I suppose

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FreeThought 4 points ago +8 / -4

English impaired mods are the best.

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-f-b-i- [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

We're all russian here obviously

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FreeThought 7 points ago +10 / -3

Russian to conclusions.

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-f-b-i- [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Da

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FreeThought 4 points ago +8 / -4

Screw it, I’ll upvote “Da.” Nothing to lose…

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-f-b-i- [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Da is yes in russian, I do not have that keyboard set up right now though

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FreeThought -1 points ago +3 / -4

I know what “Da” meant. Most people would considering the context.

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ultra-tera-maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just learned it from these posts, and I was informed I was a Russian agent nearly 6 years ago. There really isn't context to "Da", so I'm not sure how anyone could assume that. Anyways, cyka blyat.

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jda70 4 points ago +4 / -0

A Lake flooded the Desert haha

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know if she ever used that but she should have. I couldn't be the only person to think of it.

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jda70 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I was that clever.

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SFSilentNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

death valley just had a year's worth of rain in 1 day-people are crazy to be out there in this heat but def were not expecting to be washed out...wild ride!

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a desert people are so odd. Brainwashed

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 4 points ago +5 / -1

Stay safe from monkey pox is easy dont have gay sex with strange men that have ozzing blisters on the dick. Thats like saying in staying safe from acid burns im staying safe from autoerotic asphyxiation or im staying safe from buring my hard on a blow torch

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

well you must be fun at parties

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 2 points ago +3 / -1

Naw my wife says 2 beers in i make people cry with honesty

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

2? lightweight?

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just and excuse really its hearing the new normal more then once that sets me off

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

well this is the New Normal

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck off commie

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BrotherSeven 4 points ago +4 / -0

"FUCK THE FBI FRIDAY"

Mak it so.

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make it so

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TrumpChampBelt 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a recap

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

high energy week, brought to you by users

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I imagine the FBI faggots picking their monkey pox lesions while seething over dank memes.

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

the visual picture of this has ruined my mind. I may delete my account.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but it's cheaper than a Nintendo.

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try4gain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tyvm for this post / sticky

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Shockthemonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think about history, we have only been in the Biden era for two years and Trump for four years and now the left is trying to accelerate it all but we won't let them and they will run out of steam. They will implode on there own as long as we have resistance. It will take decades to remove the swamp creatures who have been there for generations but we are starting now. Trump woke us up from our long slumber and we are woke in a different way and we grow stronger each day. Stay strong and keep fighting, nobody said it was going to be easy. God works in mysterious ways and when he sees the love we have for him and this country is real he will step in and miracles will happen.

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would like you to not do that. We can do it. We can make it to 24.

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will hold you to this world

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UncleTrumpsBand 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weeeee!

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

uncletrumpsband with the winning comment

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CaptainQirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm. Feebz is a quality chap.

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do try my best to at least be okay

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lads, be careful, OP is totally a fed for sure. How do you report this joker to the mods?

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-f-b-i- [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

fucking do it. BAN OP!!!

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy is way out of control. Mods are you seeing this?

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-f-b-i- [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

fuck the mods

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skatestraight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mods are fags and probably have monkeypox, ewww

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

come closer and I will share something with you

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI night Yay.....

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

YAY!!!!!!!!

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yayyy!

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danneskjold 3 points ago +3 / -0

\o/

YAYYYYYYY

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's so sticky fbi what did you do

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Kekthesoyboyhunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

We like Ali Baba and the forty thieves in this biotch

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OKRancher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for putting this together. It’s a nice way to kinda know what’s going on when you don’t have time to keep up.

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Axiom502 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're almost halfway there. Hope after midterms the Republicans do something put the heat on Biden. I still can't believe they got away with the steal

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HCQ_ZPAK_ZINC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best post of last week was HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta agree with you, fren!

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never have a casual beer with a Fed because they will put roofies in your drink then bang you in the ass then steal your account password so they can post insanity in your name.

I feel dizzy... wait.. wait

Joe Biden is the best!!! Never mind what I said before! Trump lost by 80 million!

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lost by 80 million? damn they got you.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

hee hee hee .. the roofies wore off and I'm back to normal except for a sore ass, and restored belief in Trump.

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Magabirdlady2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to giggle when I saw Late night with the Feds. 😁. How about that great video from Harriet H. She was Fed- Up and so are we.Could make a good flair. “Fed-Up”

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont know if I saw it

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Vernon_Mansae 2 points ago +2 / -0

May I lead and do primary election for 2024. Thanks mod

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

of course

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Vernon_Mansae 1 point ago +1 / -0

May you sticky the posts, as last time. I believe we can come together to pick quality America first candidates and then let Trump know to endorse them. Also we can also get ourselves to be poll workers

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Dirk_Nager 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do John Foster Dulles and Allen Dulles and Adolf Hitler have in common?

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

they're all dead

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RentFree2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm shocked we don't have more Outbreak memes with the monkey. I made one. https://patriots.win/p/15JAOGu8qu/outbreak-monkeypox/c/

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-f-b-i- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The issue with this nasty shit is people are eating while browsing. I cannot force this on them. It is a good post though.

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Cali_kid 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK JOE BIDEN

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey feddy if Trump isn't running again then why is DeSantis who is a big second at 29% but far far away from Trump clearly not running?

Trump is running again. I mean I can feel it coming in the air

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-f-b-i- [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am cool with Desantis, keep florida in check and maybe we can talk in July of 2024 about VP but Trump is where I hang my hat.

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TheSonOfGadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feds are fags, can’t change my mind

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-f-b-i- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

well is it gay if I get paid for it?

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LeftiesAreTheRacists 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fedbois, wear a condom when you're having gay orgies with each other, you wouldn't want to get the monkeypox

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AerialRush 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can anyone lead me to articles or breakdowns that show how the bill is going to affect people below $400k, would help a lot when discussing with other people.

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UltraFrogMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sips morning cofeevvee* Does nancy pelosi smuggle nukes to taiwan in her oversized milkers?

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party12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basement Biden does have dementia and is not running the country. To suggest he will run again and that the country will accept 4 more years of a "fake" President is ridiculous and an insult to every American's intelligence.

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havemydata 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope part of the plan with Ukraine wasn't to tire the American people so we won't push to fight for a continued free Taiwan when the time comes.

There are many reasons why Taiwan needs to remain allied to the Western world, and the moment that ends will be the point history books name China as the sole superpower and marks the end of Western Democracy.

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