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brassmule 21 points ago +21 / -0

Gun violence is racist in Chicago, too! Most of the people killed by guns are black... and the police never catch their shooters which has to mean something!

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Lurker404 15 points ago +15 / -0

police never catch their shooters

Why even bother? They'd be let out immediately anyway.

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DonLemonParty 2 points ago +3 / -1

They'll be let out to kill more black people.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Deport

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BigguthDickuth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took the over! I win!!

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AnthraciteCracker 14 points ago +14 / -0

http://heyjackass.com documents the perpetual Chicago chimpout

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yukondave 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is fantastic

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Necrovoter 8 points ago +9 / -1

So about 20-30 school shootings worth. Gun control seems to be working great there.

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Skywise 8 points ago +8 / -0

ItS AlL inDiAnA's FaUlT

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HKgoneWild 7 points ago +8 / -1

So in other words: "397 New Registered Democrat Voters in Chicago this Year"

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asiatrails [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least, the numbers will be boosted before the election

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WinterSoldier82 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Take the guns away from the Criminals not the Citizens" - Donald Trump @ CPAC today in Dallas

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Quality 7 points ago +8 / -1

Told my nephew that if he didn't finish all his vegetables, Lori Lightfoot would peer out the crack in his closet door and watch him while he sleeps.

He immediately cleaned his plate.

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asiatrails [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

You probably gave him massive constipation as well

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cantrememberpassword 7 points ago +8 / -1

But guns aren't allowed are they? I don't get it. Why don't people just follow the rules and knife fight to the death?

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +6 / -0

And yet NASCAR wants a street race downtown next year.

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RespectMySafeSpace 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. Those horrible white cops have really killed a lot of people this year.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +3 / -1

One. I don't know if that perp was shot by a white cop or not. Meanwhile, 7 officers have been shot this year in Chicago. Moar fun with that here.

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would have been worse if they weren't vaccinated.

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John_Smallberries 5 points ago +6 / -1

On the bright side, that’s at least 300 felons permanently removed from the streets.

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PartandParcel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a literal war zone there. It’s probably safer in Ukraine.

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DebunkTheLeft 3 points ago +4 / -1

Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up:

849 IN 1990

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1991-01-02-9101010308-story.html

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jlynbk 5 points ago +6 / -1

I was gonna say....still not approaching crack war numbers. There was over 2000 murders in NYC back then.

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DebunkTheLeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

There were over 2000 murders in both LA & NY back then. I remember the hospitals/blood banks were consistently out of blood in LA.

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jlynbk 4 points ago +5 / -1

I have 2 uncles who were NYPD during those days. Brooklyn was a literal war zone. 2 or 3 murders a day in a fairly small area. They didnt even bother putting detectives on most of the cases. Whoever did it was going to be dead themselves within a week. The ghetto was literally exterminating themselves. Brookdale Hospital which was in the middle of it all became a training ground for army medics. Nowhere else on earth were that many people being shot and treated for gunshot wounds. I remember my uncles friend from the job was a combat vet in vietnam he would say that he felt like he was being dropped into a hot zone every night.

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Bonami 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm in Boston, our City Hospital was the same way, National Guard medics were training there.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inflation causing scarcity might bring back those good old days.

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RobinNet 3 points ago +3 / -0

12 hours left...maybe Beetlejuice will break a record.

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RecreationalNyquil 3 points ago +4 / -1

The amount of people killed in Chicago compared to the number of people shot in Chicago is kinda impressive. I thought for sure that with so many people being shot, that the death numbers would be a.s.t.r.o.n.o.m.i.c.a.l. because its amazing people can survive bullets so often. I have to imagine that the trauma surgeons in Chicago are the best in the world because they get so much experience. We should train our army medics in Chicago because of this.

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asiatrails [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

They did in the past, and probably still do.

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RecreationalNyquil 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm still waiting for chicago to start churning out the world's best olympic gold medal marksmen. Because you know, practice makes perfect.

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TakingBackCA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slavery remains the greatest error of our country’s history. Had they known what they brought over and how one culture would harm tens of millions of their progeny, our Founders would have gladly picked cotton themselves.

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GopnikThunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or hired some Irish, don't think they were considered white back then

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Bonami 4 points ago +4 / -0

They went with Irish slaves to start, the first slaves in America were Irish not black. https://virily.com/culture/irish-slaves-in-the-americas/

The problem was the Irish couldn't withstand the heat in the South's fields so blacks were used, they were much more expensive than the Irish so they did keep using the Irish as well.

In some countries in the Caribbean, West Indies, the bulk of the slaves were Irish. https://www.lewrockwell.com/2020/06/no_author/the-forgotten-history-of-britains-white-slaves-in-america/

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PartandParcel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking based.

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Wild Wild (Mid)West

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 2 points ago +2 / -0

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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based_steakums 2 points ago +3 / -1

Probably almost all "black and brown people." Now do rapes and robberies. Those aren't all "black and brown" people. Not by a long shot.

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Shayhawk 2 points ago +3 / -1

Good... let the scumbags purge themselves from this planet.

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plasma 2 points ago +2 / -0

this stupid toad is a monster

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MythArcana 2 points ago +3 / -1

Winning, winning, winning!

We need to start celebrating this like the left does. It's our only common ground.

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rookie numbers

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rcstl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Only 45? Oh yeah, it's vacation season so, you know, time off for the dog days.

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BigMikesHairyDong 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s more jogging deaths on avg than days in the month by almost 2.

Proof gun control works.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is why we have to keep letting more welfare people in illegally. Too many of our cherished Welfare-Americans are killing each other.

If we run out of them, taxes could be lowered. Ain't no government got time for dat.

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ZhaoBaiDeng 1 point ago +2 / -1

I mean putting it in perspective that's ~400 out of a several million person metro area. Plus a large majority of them were criminals.

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Bonami 1 point ago +2 / -1

Anyone got the birth/death numbers for Chicago, any chance it will be empty in say 20 years?

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will be empty because everyone is fleeing