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depLORIb1e 108 points ago +109 / -1

Another cereal box PhD

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imnotdeadyet 51 points ago +51 / -0

Probably in Education. Stupid Smart People as Bongino says!

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Midgeba 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just like DOCTOR Jill Alice Cooper Biden...

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imnotdeadyet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hey, don't diss Alice!

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Midgeba 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not a slight to Alice. I saw him in concert many many moons ago.

But to deny reality is.... silly.

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45fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's Doctor Dicksucker Babysitter to you!

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Midgeba 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit.... I apologize. I clearly was not thinking correctly. You are 100% correct.

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TrudopesEyebrow 37 points ago +38 / -1

Another unusable phD, Completely useless to society .

These sniveling noodle arm covidtards won’t last one week when New York or San Fran power grid goes dark. They only know how to blog and tweet.

No skill. No smarts.

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Goldsteinbergsky 23 points ago +23 / -0

Anyone who puts "PhD" in the name or bio, is a mindless retard advertising that fact. Anytime I see/hear anyone bragging on "muh phd," I automatically disregard anything they say/claim. They're the stupidest people on the planet.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dumbest person I know has a PhD in theoretical ballistics.

How the fuck do you get into 6 car accidents in a week after buying a new car? Fucking hell I have had a 13 year old drive a pickup across state without issue

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telan 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the balls is theoretical ballistics?

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Short answer, computer modeling for intercepting ICBMs. For reference the US government pays him approximately $136,381 a year.

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45fan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Makes more than I do and I work in actual ballistics design.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did I mention that this guy is only in the office like 30 hours a week?

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telan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh it’s actually a thing. When I read “ballistics” my brain only goes to firearms.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it is a real PhD, though a stupid one at that...

I have also seen a PhD in packing material design, though that guy wasnt that stupid, just an autistic engineer

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FART_IN_THE_TOILET 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have one. Mine isn’t in my profile, my name, or my bio.

It shows up on my paycheck, which is where it belongs. Not in people’s faces to give an illusion of false authority.

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who uses the name Maggie Tulliver, a character from George Elliot's novel "The Mill on the Floss," is a pretentious twit.

https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/m/the-mill-on-the-floss/book-summary

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thisisatestof2 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

I keep a high school classmate around on Facebook who ran off and got a PhD. It’s hilarious how they went from being a, but I would describe as normal person, who enjoyed things like going outdoors, hanging out with friends and family in various settings, etc. Two we’re all going to die because of Covid it’s too soon. Look at me and my girlfriend at the restaurant wearing masks because we care.

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Snack_Destroyer 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not only dumb, but has obviously never worked a real job a single day of her life. Even very fit people will huff and puff when moving heavy furniture, I can't imagine doing it while wearing a face diaper.

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Auroraalpha 67 points ago +67 / -0

Nothing like getting reduced oxygen when doing heavy manual labour.

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mainsoda 23 points ago +23 / -0

Plus it is a total placebo that does nothing helpful whatsoever and is pure anti-science. This from a doctor, sheesh.

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Brellin 12 points ago +12 / -0

"doctor"

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Auroraalpha 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mail-Order collegiate program, done through socially distanced online learning. Bet she wore the mask on the video screen too during Zoom Call Classes.

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TEXinLA 58 points ago +60 / -2

Well, you did hire "Practically Hilter Movers".

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Skogin 45 points ago +46 / -1

Half the price, twice the holo-cost!

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 33 points ago +34 / -1

Two Guys and a Train Car moving

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InarosPrime 34 points ago +35 / -1

U-Heil

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conservativeyuppie 13 points ago +14 / -1

I love this thread.

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aoneleggedduck 17 points ago +18 / -1

Mein Führniture Movers

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +11 / -1

They did a great job moving mein kampfy chair

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SonofAnu 6 points ago +7 / -1

Gestapo getz-ya there.

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michelleobama22 4 points ago +5 / -1

its a gas!

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anatidaephobia 7 points ago +8 / -1

I hear they have great storage facilities in a nuclear proof bunker in downtown Berlin.

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edxzxz 15 points ago +16 / -1

If you need stuff moved, they have the final solution!

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TEXinLA 15 points ago +16 / -1

"Ask Us About Our Rail Service."

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anatidaephobia 8 points ago +9 / -1

They're the best because once they moved a piece of furniture and find rats or other parasites hiding behind, they'll exterminate them with zyklon-B, free of charge. 👌

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rcstl 50 points ago +50 / -0

Stupid bitch. Dudes need to be able to breathe freely to exert to move the stuff your frail partner or family can't help you with. Stay in the other fucking room, moron.

I had someone try this when she had a broken furnace. She still had a broken furnace when I refused and left. Yeah, it was cold and home warranty companies are slow responders. haha

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publius1788 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah who the fuck hires people to move furniture to another room?

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Oskar 18 points ago +18 / -0

PhDs

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rcstl 9 points ago +9 / -0

People with more money than brains, or the hated idiot aunt. We all have one.

Yeah, I'll be right over sometime the next two years.

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spuger 5 points ago +5 / -0

People with no friends.

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

i have full body nerve damage from my fathers vietnam agent orange, plus pieces of my spine have been removed, so i can only lift 20lbs or so

i let knuckle draggers do it and i pay em :)

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kmillz 32 points ago +32 / -0

The movers should demand she wear a hazmat suit so they don't get her monkeypox

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tellittothedead1 26 points ago +27 / -1

This has to be fake. I realize that colleges don't actually teach anything anymore, but her first sentence reads like a second grader wrote it:

"We'd hired movers, to move big furniture to another room. The movers refused to come in, because we asked them to mask (we provided N95s)."

Has to be AI because it's so hard for me accept that someone with a PhD would put a comma in a place that it clearly doesn't belong (between 'movers' and 'to') and write 2 sentences that should really be 1 sentence combined. I bet her dissertation is infinitely worse.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 20 points ago +20 / -0

All of these are fake. These people will literally murder you over a sign yet they didn't immediately dox this company and send a bunch of antifa goons after them? Tells you all you need to know.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 7 points ago +7 / -0

They don't teach grammar in school anymore. When I was in college in the early 2000's English classes weren't a requirement and even in high school, English was basically just a low-brow literature class. There was no actual grammar education. Today I'm sure they have even less time for grammar now given how many indoctrination books the blue-hairs want kids to read in English class.

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SonofAnu 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also no longer teach cursive writing, I think that's because if you're not taught to write it, it's hard to read it. All of our founding documents are written in this fashion, if no one can read it no one will know what their rights are in the future. My Tinfoil hat is on atm mind you.

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats a boomer meme

cursive is just normal letters with drags connecting them

easy to read

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah okay big mike, whatever you say.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

swing lowwww

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publius1788 3 points ago +3 / -0

But PhDs love grammar. It's a way for them to correct other people and feel superior.

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +1 / -0

who need grammar?

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SonofAnu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, this is the thing when I went to online college to get a few credits, the online discussion was absolutely terrible and 90% of the time was completely unintelligible. When I brought this up to the teacher they just said do your best to engage, lol I replied how can I engage when I can't understand what was written? Also, this goon didn't know who Henry David Thoreau was and they were the History teacher, don't expect much out of this current group of "educators" because they could all starve at an all-you-can-eat restaurant they are just that dumb.

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

sounds like its easy to earn an A

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really, see you're just that smug to think so, if the educator is out of their wheelhouse with what you're writing about, they'll just give you bad marks like any other libtard educator after bucking their narrative. Have you never gone to a liberal arts college?

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Sir_Girth 0 points ago +0 / -0

I was told to rewrite papers that pushed back against the narrative. Still had a 3.8 GPA upon graduating.

Cuz, fuck em.

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found doing this is easier with a brick and mortar school, online is super faceless and not as easy to confront or question their motives because they ignore your messages and emails.

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Sir_Girth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did hybrid online and in-person cause it was way cheaper.

Most of it was in-person at least. This was nearly a decade ago. I can’t imagine how bad it is now.

I’ll bet I wouldn’t be able to push back at all anymore.

“You will follow the narrative, or you will not graduate!”

Edit: I will say getting in touch with my teachers for online was substantially more difficult.

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gutterbacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my online bsn program I have to write many papers. The entire program is self congratulatory bullshit. I write each paper as over the top as possible and obviously sarcastic. They always come back with high praise even though I never even proof read the damn thing. Education is a joke.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

nigga i have two associates, and i'm about to graduate my bsn in nursing😆

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Figured big Mike went to community college, lol okay nurse where’d ya go Fortis?

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

my final bachelors will be concordia austin tx, and then its a simple matter of my phd or masters graduate after, still deciding that part

for humor lets say i went to Nick Crow University

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

PHD pretty huge dumbass, even though I'm only half jogger I can spot a wanna be massa, you need your masters to prove you're not just some dumb ass nigga, I get it. They still gonna think that and now you'll get your black card stripped.

Oh so you's a smarty art nigga, well let me ask you a question, can ya whoop my ass ~ Chris Rock

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're assuming her PhD is in something useful.

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user365927285937 3 points ago +3 / -0

The tenses are all mixed up too. This is some third world retard working in a gulag.

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grassshrimp 19 points ago +19 / -0

Take the kid out of the house while the men do their work. Not hard, but she needs to make it all about herself. Leftists are nasty, mean, evil people.

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thisisatestof2 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or, Simply tell your kid to stay in their room with the door closed while the movers are in the house if you’re that afraid. Door should work just like the plexiglass at the cash registers and stop the scary Covid, right?

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grassshrimp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Leftists enjoy any chance they get at bullying people to show how "virtuous" they are. Any effort on her part would be too "hard", she doesn't care about the men busting their asses on her behalf.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's really what it is. It has nothing to do with protecting her kid from a virus. She gets off on being able to talk down to and control other people. Like all leftists she has crippling imposter syndrome because deep down they know there is no meritocracy in progressive enclaves. So they try and feel like they are in charge by bullying their societal "lessers."

When someone refuses to let them, it triggers them because their crippling insecurity.

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SpaceAgePolymer 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly my experience. I used to work service jobs, I’d get those types occasionally and they’d be LIVID when I refused to bow and scrape to them, and didn’t acknowledge their imagined superiority. One lady went off on me and was hollering that her husband was a Navy officer. I was like, ma’am this is a (insert restaurant name here), this isn’t the Navy and I don’t care. She tried to get me fired over it because she was so angry I simply didn’t care that she felt she was better than me. Many such cases, very sad.

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

awomen!

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WashingtonPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe if she took the kid out once in a while the young one wouldn’t be “medically fragile”. Leftists act like staying inside is a replacement for an immune system.

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michelleobama22 3 points ago +4 / -1

drink water from the hose

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LordKuroTheGreat 16 points ago +16 / -0

Maybe use that PhD to figure out a way to move your own damn furniture.

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Kane 16 points ago +16 / -0

“PHD”. Says it all.

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akira2501 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Lady, you're just a cunt. And you're using your child as an excuse for your cuntishness. In about 15 years, when they're absolutely sick of you using them like this, they're going to abandon you and probably make a bunch of decisions that will ruin their life... but they'll still be better off, because at least they won't have to tolerate you anymore."

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Shmioighan 14 points ago +14 / -0

"We have a medically fragile child."

"This makes me uncomfortable. We are not licensed for any kind of sterile or medically sensitive transportation. You'll probably have to hire a specialty crew if you want to go forward with this move."

kek

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BadManOrange 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes, let's have movers wear N95 masks so that they have heart attacks while moving your heavy ass garbage down 10 flights of stairs.

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WashingtonPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

If she’s quintuple boosted why does she worry about the movers masks? I thought MRNA injections worked……

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Skaush 10 points ago +10 / -0

“My kid” as an argument until it’s someone else’s kid in a hospital with myocarditis then it’s “disinformation”.

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thisisatestof2 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think you missed the memo, apparently, it is now Covid causes all the diseases that the fully vaccinated are getting, even if they didn’t have Covid.

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cantrememberpassword 9 points ago +9 / -0

They probably don't want the medical liability for bringing germs in to your child.

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skuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey, Maggie PhD, We'd? You and your cats? Where's your big, strong husband to move your furniture?

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Voiceofreason72 8 points ago +8 / -0

So let me vent to bots and retards for validation...

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bots and retards and faggots, oh my!

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Voiceofreason72 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Validate me!!!"

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Voiceofreason72 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

"I'm offended!!"

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thisisatestof2 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t pretend to be a OSHA expert, but it is my understanding if an employer requires the use of an N 95, they must be properly fit tested and have certain procedures in place for liability reasons.

For legal reasons, if they don’t have that in place, they can’t make their employees wear a mask. Find someone who is as paranoid as you. Good luck with that in 2022 a mugs your average trade person.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +3 / -1

I dont know about that, I just told my guys to wear them and didnt hire unfit fatasses

Silicosis related, not covid.

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coolhandcuke 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lady, this is the Internet. If you're shocked at crude comments about your kids, you must be new. Anything is fair game if you're anonymous.

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aoneleggedduck 8 points ago +8 / -0

A medically fragile child (lolwtf) from an emotionally fragile and intellectually retarded parent.

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YT45 7 points ago +8 / -1

Then move your own shit like the rest of us, bitch.

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SpaceAgePolymer 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s probably only able to move the fork to her face. Most of these types are grotesquely obese and would drop dead from exertion. And I guess from the quadruple vaxxing too!

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edxzxz 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope she got charged for the movers' time anyway. Also, maybe Doctor Dipshit. PHD here should consider that maybe her child is 'medically fragile' because she's been blocking its airhole with a paper fucking mask?

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stealthboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

What does "strictly recommended" even mean?

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Oskar 3 points ago +3 / -0

It means the county doesn't have a mask mandate but the shop owner is going to be a gigantic cunt about you not wearing a mask

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SpaceAgePolymer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happened to me once. Used to go to an Asian market. They never gave us crap about masks until one day. So we put our approximately $200 worth of products back and left, never to return. We used to spend about that every time we went in there. Now we just go to another Asian market and they get our money. F that place, and all places like it.

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BMCKid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit. You are up near Salisbury. Im in Charlotte

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Liberals_R_Idiots 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wearing masks while doing physical labor fucking sucks. I say that as someone who did it for silicosis prevention - running a 42 inch road saw without a mask isnt good for you

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PostNBeam 5 points ago +6 / -1

Put the mask on your poor kid............put two on the little oxygen deprived retard.......

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Apersonofinterest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Took my medically fragile child for his 4th booster yesterday and he has now died. I knew I shouldn’t have opened the door for those movers when I could see on my Ring doorbell camera they were unmasked. They killed my baby.

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TheSniffingMenace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Piled. Higher. & Deeper.

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll bet good money all of that child's health problems, real or imagined, are inflicted on them by this mentally ill mother. Poor kid.

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Mynewnamebutprivater 4 points ago +4 / -0

She just needs more faith in the vaccine.

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NippleSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

"we reserve the RIGHT to refuse service."

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BigSaltyBallsInCLE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't wear masks in people's houses.

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Bazzellle 3 points ago +3 / -0

If her child was truly medically fragile, she should have prepped for people coming to her home and to the extent she is worrying...she should already have things in place to prevent infection.

AND she would have already discussed it with the movers prior to them showing up. That is what any parent of a child who is truly medically fragile would do. Those parents know how to humbly ask for consideration in real cases.

Virtue signaling at its finest. Glad they walked away.

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TheRougarou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does having a $250K PhD automatically make you retarded, or do you have to pay extra for that?

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SpaceAgePolymer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the PhD was the proof you’re retarded? (Not for all PhD holders, of course, just a specific subset of them)

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those movers have some of the best immune systems around. They work with everybody's "dirty" and dusty furniture, and exposed to everyone else's bacteria and viruses.

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62jawbill 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say don't worry about your special kid, her being a doctor I'm sure he's had all his shots...

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SpaceAgePolymer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably why he’s “medically fragile”.

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FART_IN_THE_TOILET 3 points ago +3 / -0

LITERALLY SHAKING RN

Fucking faggot Karens.

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Roadpower 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another dysfunctional non critical thinker with a worthless degree. Just what the world needed.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brings her kid into it.

They’re commenting about my kid!

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SonofAnu 3 points ago +3 / -0

PHD Pretty Huge Dumbass

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QEBL486 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking hate people who put their titles like “PhD” on everything where their name is. Makes me instantly want to punch them in the face and ignore anything and everything they have to say.

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nutmeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put the "medically fragile child" in another room while the movers move stuff. Seriously, unless this is an actual bubble kid they are exposed to whatever other people have shed every time they walk out the door. And if it's an actual bubble kid they are already safe in their bubble.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don’t want to stifle their breathing while moving heavy furniture!? I’m shocked.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surprised a phD doesn't know about size. Holes of certain micrograms allow particles SMALLER than it to pass through. If her fag mask had smaller holes she would pass out from CO2 toxicity, worse than the extremely low risk of having a virus come in. I wonder if she protects her child or abuses it. I bet its only fragile because she made it so.

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thisisatestof2 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do these people not have friends who can help them move a couch or whatever xer wanted moved in exchange for maybe a meal or some drinks?

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GreyKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Move your own shit, then...

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EastTexasMadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you own work then phD idiot.

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

This reads like a troll. I've seen this account before. Is it really a troll, or is this person's manner so alarmingly stupid that it's been posted here a number of times before this? Poe's law, either way.