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Apersonofinterest 36 points ago +36 / -0

Is this real?

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brassmule 32 points ago +32 / -0

This post needs shitpost flair.

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logan34 19 points ago +20 / -1

Nope fake and gay

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DarthVerminates 1 point ago +1 / -0

So we actually know?

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

OF COURSE NOT.

EVERYONE KNOWS FEELINGS > DNA.

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

No they probably won't do that.

Russia is obligated to keep him safe.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

And why the fuck would they spend the money lol

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Farage_massage 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. OP is a faggot.

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TiaTisa 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't believe this. All they have to do is see if he's penised. If that's gone check for a second smelly hole.

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Faulkner 5 points ago +5 / -0

My guess is they've already seen stankhole 2.0, aren't buying it, and want to be able to say with absolute proof that he's a man.

I don't say this lightly like so many people do, but have your popcorn popped and ready.

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Mn4trump39320 9 points ago +9 / -0

You mean they don't just let freaks identify however they feel like and then go impregnate other inmates

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Tynyyn 5 points ago +5 / -0

He needs an anal probe to make sure no prohibited substances are transported into the prison. Then the jailers can see if he has bait and tackle or not. I'm betting he's packing a small salami in his drawers.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honey Oil Anal Pens

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Deplora 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fake

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Justjayce 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shitpost

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ToniBahloni 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only this was real. Awesome!

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put that motherfucker in the Russian Freak Prison!

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Id10tech 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish

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objon23 1 point ago +1 / -0

sHe wish?

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TeaTree01L 1 point ago +1 / -0

🍿

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trex554 1 point ago +1 / -0

Expose it. LOL Not many ladies 6'9 with no boobs. LOL

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, all they have to do is look at penis, or infected wound where penis should be.

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Taco_of_Kiev 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah… I think if I were making the determination I’d settle for a nasal swab rather than check out some dude’s mangled axe wound with colon graft. You’re welcome to do as you see fit though 😂

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JeffersonsGhost 1 point ago +1 / -0

DNA comes back Michelle Obama

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please be real.

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

...or they could just look, amiright? So this is fake AND ghey asf