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$600.01 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by CyanScales ago by CyanScales +2915 / -3
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Meddlesom 116 points ago +117 / -1

Hah! As if those 80,000 IRS agents that they hire will be White!

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Formerlurker92 72 points ago +72 / -0

If you're a big enough fag anything is possible

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chickeninoven 33 points ago +33 / -0

Very inspirational.

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TheGreatAbramsGap 14 points ago +14 / -0

Need poster stat!

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try4gain 8 points ago +8 / -0

I humbly submit this effort

https://i.imgur.com/8ErysHw.jpeg

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Whitespace 4 points ago +4 / -0

#Update. I hit you up on this post https://patriots.win/p/15JAOOqdNZ/ Nice work man.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our government is completely obsessed with sodomy and fellatio. They spend all day thinking about it, tweeting about it, and dreaming about it.

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Edial 26 points ago +26 / -0

So their plan is to send non-Whites to people's doorstep with guns asking about money? That absolutely will not backfire tremendously.

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dudebro 9 points ago +9 / -0

Of course it won't. The white population has been paralyzed with the fear of being called racist. If there's any time in history where they could have gotten away with something like that, it would be right now.

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America1stAndOnly 12 points ago +12 / -0

The white population has been paralyzed with the fear of being called racist.

Pfft! I tell people I'm racist for fun. It's fun!

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pfffft. I actually am a racist.

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magapatriot_pa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it's gotten to the point where if I'm called a racist, I just say "yup. And?"

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STAYPUREBLOOD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tell them you DAMN RIGHT and proud of it

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Revenge of the bipoc troons!

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

It will be mostly peaceful.

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Hoshi 20 points ago +20 / -0

I knew someone who use to work for the IRS and they were too embarrassed to tell people who they worked for and instead just said "Federal Government"

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gb1787 18 points ago +18 / -0

As if that’s any less embarrassing

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all about perspective.

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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RobbieParkersDeadKid 7 points ago +9 / -2

They arent actually hiring 80,000. Maybe a small fraction of that. The NSA server farms will do most of the work.

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Thankmelater 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, it says that. Patronage. Easy jobs you don’t show up for.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 80k will be diversity hires and rewards for regime supporters.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I go with this.

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Work" from home jobs.

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MythArcana 68 points ago +68 / -0

So, which democrat union is the largest now?

  • United States Postal Service

  • Teacher's Union

  • Internal Revenue Service

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Formerlurker92 33 points ago +33 / -0

D all of the above because they're all the same brand of fucked

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sandinyourteeth 17 points ago +17 / -0

How can they be pitted against one another?

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MythArcana 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thinking like Sun Tzu, I like it.

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NotAGlowy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do IRS minorities have more privilege than UPS employees?

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends if it's election time or not.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Post office is most likely to break ranks. Fucked as they are they are super protective of their own. To the point where they lead charges against overreach (that affects them)

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TeaPartier_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure they’d start killing each other if you told them it would give them a bigger pension. Those faggots love getting paid to fuck us all over.

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Merica4EVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

separate them

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thunderdome?

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MAGAlifeChoseMe 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'm a teacher that left the union. When I left I got a call from my union rep trying to scare me into rejoining. His pitch was that if a student accused me of sexual misconduct they wouldn't provide legal defense unless I was a member of their union. The way this slime ball said it was so disgusting as if I should expect my students to be making accusations. I got strong pedo vibes from him, told him I'm not interested and moved on.

The funny thing is that my dues are 100% tax deductable so it didn't actually cost me anything to be a member. I just don't want those fuck sticks getting a dime of my efforts while pushing vaccines and CRT.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +4 / -0

You will be saving money. If your dues are say $1000/year then being 100% deductible only means you save your tax rate probably around 25% so $250. Now you have to pay $250 more in taxes but you get to keep the $750 and do whatever you want with it.

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

My daughter has her degree in education and history. She noped out of that shit show and is now a UI/UX designer.

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gb1787 3 points ago +3 / -0

You misspelled Stasi Front

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NoSpecies 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 45 points ago +45 / -0

Remember all those gun stores they shut down over spelling mistakes while ignoring the ones who, allegedly, sold the mass shooters their guns?

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Formerlurker92 38 points ago +38 / -0

Feds don't bust feds dummy

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MissingTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Came here to say this.

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Coprolite 19 points ago +19 / -0

It wasn't even mistakes, it was also things like using Rd instead of road and St Rt instead of State Route.

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Lord_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Infringement intensifies

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

And then seized all their sale records.

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Dathmar 40 points ago +40 / -0

Note it’s worse than this. It’s any amount of transactions that add up to more than $600 in a year.

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OGTD1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Venmo has been cucked for a while. PayPal went to shit a long time ago as well.

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Dathmar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert “there the same photo” meme here.

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residue69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep. This is how I explain it:

Say you sell something on ebay for $300, and you withdraw the $300 to Paypal. Every ebay transaction for the year is then required to be reported.

If you then withdraw that $300 deposit from Paypal, every Paypal transaction is reported. $300 in plus $300 out = $600.

If you then cash that $300 deposit out of your bank account, every transaction on that bank account is reported.

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Wolfebane84 8 points ago +8 / -0

So basically everyone who has a job is about to be fucked by the IRS.

AGAIN.

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residue69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even worse, everyone who is scraping by doing gigs that don't pay cash are about to be squeezed out of existence.

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Terkala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who is not essentially homeless. If you live on your friends couch and spend $15 a week on food, you've got enough of a balance to be looked at by the IRS.

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TheRPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit this is truly out of hand

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GainesvilleFlorida -1 points ago +2 / -3
  1. eBay automatically pays out to your bank account now, if that is toggled on.
  2. the rest of what you wrote simply doesn’t make sense to me but I wonder if I’m getting hung up on the first part

How can getting paid $300 from buyers on eBay add up to $600 in transactions?

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Terkala 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. It still procedurally shows up as a $300 deposit, followed by a $300 withdrawal to your bank account. Being automatic doesn't change the fact that it's 2 transactions, it just means they happen miliseconds apart.

  2. eBay>ChaseBank>ATM. The deposit from eBay counts for $300, and then the ATM transaction counts for $300. So it's $600 in total transactions again.

The distinction doesn't really matter, because anyone who has any kind of income and isn't essentially homeless will reach this threshhold.

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly still don’t understand what you’re saying. A buyer pays me $300. eBay sends $300 to my bank directly (not through PayPal anymore). How is it $600 and who is being reported as $600? eBay or my bank?

I only had to submit Facebook marketplace irs form when it hit $600.

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Terkala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, I'll break it down further.

A buyer pays me $300.

This event happens at 6pm means that the ebay deposits $300 into their ebay account, listed under your name. It sits there for 1second.

eBay sends $300 to my bank directly (not through PayPal anymore)

This event causes eBay to remove $300 from your eBay account, and put it into your bank account.

Even more simple:

If I hand you a $100 bill, and you hand me back the $100, we have performed $200 of transactions from both of our accounts.. Because a transaction counts everything in and out of the account, each way.

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

Utterly infuriating and completely unintuitive

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Terkala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to banking. It sounds infuriating, until you dig into it and try to find a better system. And every other way of doing the same thing would be just as confusing.

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks. Is there no better system because of the stock market and the fed? Was there a good system in 1860?

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Terkala 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, think about it like "here's a problem, here's a solution"

The problem: How to measure the amount of money moving in an account

Solution 1: Count any money moving in, and any money moving out, sum them together. That's the total transaction flow

Solution 2: Count only money moving in. What if they deposit a large sum one year and use that as their expense account for the following several years. Then a person/company can get away with counting as being in a much lower transaction bracket. Or if they have separate accounts for deposits/expenses.

Solution 3: Count only money moving out. Same problem as above.

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ColdBrewCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say this.

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killedmytv 37 points ago +37 / -0

Reduce your chances of a bullshit audit with this one weird trick (the IRS hates this)

"Can I venmo you?"

"No."

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TruthyBrat 12 points ago +12 / -0

I've heard "I take cash or check" twice lately.

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BallsackPaneer 9 points ago +9 / -0

VenNo

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posedgeclk 4 points ago +4 / -0

This one got muh updoot

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AllTheWayTrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

Jokes on you. It’s not individual transactions over $600, but cumulative totals.

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PepeTheHorse 5 points ago +5 / -0

This exactly! And that also includes untaxable "gifts"

Better keep receipts for all petty transactions

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Robotacular 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a good idea to do this regardless. I ask for a paper receipt whenever possible, they'll come in handy for expenditure tallies.

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Spawnlingman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sleepy Joe: Hey fats, we created 75,000 jobs just in August.

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Christ commands me to love, but lord above do I hate these fuckers. It's very trying on a spiritual level. But then I remember that they're evil and I'm not supposed to love evil.

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

The IRS isn't going to use a knife, that's why they have been buying all that ammo.

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PepeTheHorse 4 points ago +4 / -0

$700,000 in ammo earlier this year... And now adding nearly 90,000 "positions"

They planning something?

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CensoredByMarxists 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have a 80 billion dollar annual budget associated with this, works out to 800K per agent. All kinds of money for some really bad stuff they will do.

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta have the means to arrest and detain people who they arbitrarily choose. Looks like they don't want to rely on local LE anymore.

That's cool.

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RationalThought 16 points ago +16 / -0

Guy on the left : I just came illegally over the border amigo, I only took your job and I just get the benifits cuz...you deserve them but we come first hombre, but you are paying for it, not my people.Why you mad at that primo??

Guy on the right: The American People

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

A la raza le gustan los gibbs

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CantHaveMyGat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dame Dame Dame todo el Gibbs

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Palmertabs 13 points ago +13 / -0

The make the tax law as incomprehensible as possible and then hire thousands to enforce it. They know what you owe but make you figure it out on your own.

We need a complete rehaul of the IRS if not just outright abolish it. This country literally went to war and was founded over taxation without representation and a 50/50 vote or half or an "F" letter grade in school, does not make me feel like i am represented at all in any of this dumpster fire.

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anything not taxed "properly" is about to get a back alley acupuncture treatment

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ultra-tera-maga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then, for no reason at all, a harbor turns into a tea kettle.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 5 points ago +5 / -0

There was a reason, people back then had a spine and a pair of nuts.

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ultra-tera-maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you don't think we've done more than kick a box of tea in a lake, you haven't been paying attention. My point was media will censor it so shills can go say nothing is happening and people are upset for "no reason at all."

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then, for no reason at all, someone got voted into power. Someone that will make that haters wish he was as tame as Trump.

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Hoshi 7 points ago +8 / -1

Or do a few transactions for 599.99 and they can take your money saying you are "structuring" which is a form of money laundering. Good luck getting all your money back in a year.

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IronWolve 6 points ago +6 / -0

I give someone 600+ bux and I have to report it to the irs, fuck that noise

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Skepticuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not you reporting. It's PayPal and people like that.

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IronWolve 1 point ago +1 / -0

My business that is

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Skepticuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

If I write a check to my plumber for $700, I don't report that payment any more than I report my mortgage payment going to Wells Fargo to the IRS. This is the same sort of system banks use as they are required to report deposits, withdrawals and transfers of $10,000 or more. The payment processors are providing that info to IRS. Which ultimately is a good thing because I'm sick of people gaming the system and pushing the tax burden on to wage earners.

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JoesMole 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only positive here is that will see a rise in cash use

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CrispyQuesoSalami 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're working on that. "Cashless" society is a main point topic for them right now.

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BabbleRabble 6 points ago +6 / -0

Al Capone did nothing wrong.

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CorruptAdamShiff 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the only way to send money around without being monitored or taxed is cash and checks under 10k

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Crappydatum 10 points ago +10 / -0

Checks under $600, maybe

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Dontstopbelieving 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or send it through Ukraine. Nobody audits or tracks anything there.

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Stirwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to use zelle every month, so far this year not once. It’s a shame because it worked instantly and was convenient. Oh well.

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daty_dato 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you actually think they are limiting it to 600 you cray cray..

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit, I know some people who were spending that on gas every month at the peak prices just to get to, and from work five days a week.

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Cmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like cash is back boys!

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope whatever system the next Empire comes up with sticks to a standard as a primary rule of use.

kicks tin can

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KrellKrypto 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could transfer the same 600 back and forth thousands of times and commit fraud under the protection of too many transactions to look through.

Even better if you change the dollar amounts and locations.

Just saying, getting away with tax fraud is easy if you are willing to play their stupid games

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Skepticuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you sure it's not cumulative? And even if it isn't, the banks will report you for multiple deposits of $9000 (below the $10,000 mandatory reposting threshold) every single time. I can see Venmo and PayPal doing the same thing.

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KrellKrypto 10 points ago +10 / -0

thats my point.

essentially DOS the IRS by overloading them with transfers.

this is my plan with crypto if they don't change their shit.

set up a bot transferring the same 10 cents back and forth thousands of times a minute, each transfer is a taxable event so must be reported.

they will love my 10,000 to 100,000 page capital gains tax return. good luck auditing that bitches. Imagine if we all did this, it would shut down the IRS.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

This why they have 87k new agents with a shit ton of ammo

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could just skip straight to the assassination check box at that point.

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Skepticuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not a tech guy, but it seems that if the reporting is automated from payment processors- then the IRS will have software that identifies the suspicious transactions and people they want to look at. Don't you think they'd be able to see it's a bot transferring a dime back and forth with another bot?

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KrellKrypto 3 points ago +3 / -0

You legally have to report every crypto transfer. Even if it is just. A cent back and forth.

That’s why you very the amount you transfer each time.

This minute it is 509 next 6600 next 554.

It’s simply a dos attack, you overwhelm them with data to the point they can’t tell the real through the fake with all the noise

And then you hide the fraud in the noise. Basically how cyber attacks work.

But I would just be doing it to piss then off. Simple as

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +3 / -0

And when they hire that many auditors, the demand for finding tax cheats will outpace the supply. You'll have agents who NEED to find tax cheats to keep their jobs.

So you'll start seeing regular people harassed that their donations aren't documented, or to prove that the video card you sold on ebay was at a loss. Or that time you won $200 on sports betting was certainly offset by the other times throughout the year you lost.

But all they have to do is check boxes on a screen and send you a threatening letter. Now you'll be spending hours trying to gather documentation, receipts, and other proof so you can attend multiple audit meetings.

In fact, it wouldn't surprise me to see people start getting "Settlement" letters like "We have identified potential violations of up to $7000, not including penalties. These incidents are punishable by large fines and prison time. If you sign this form and agree to pay $500, the matter will be settled."

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Skepticuck 3 points ago +4 / -1

On the bright side, this will finally force the illegal aliens to pay taxes.

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BlackPillBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

There’s nothing bright about that fren. You are under the false impression that it will somehow benefit us. That extra money will be used to further demonize whites, and destroy our country even further. On second thought, you’re right fren.

🔥🔥🔥ACCELERATE🔥🔥🔥

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Pdjco658 3 points ago +3 / -0

You want to know why democrats want this? Because they know the IRS will be used as a tool against their political enemies. Nothing happened to anyone the last time this happened to why not use the same playbook? If the IRS was going to be politically neutral why would any democrat want to increase it's power unless they know they won't be targeted like republicans will be targeted?

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SleeperAgentSupreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is far worse than this. Every transaction to or from an account with a BALANCE of 600 or more will be reported. Not just 600+ dollar transactions.

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Fridge_pirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool. So anyone with a job.

Get that camera way, way up there, feds. Just cram it right the fuck up there already.

Makes me angry.

Can't be angry.

Dammit.

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mty_green_go 1 point ago +1 / -0

technically if an account has a balance of $600 or more, then anything going in or out is a "$600 transaction" .

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IBentMyWookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dunno how true it is, or if it holds up in an audit, but always put a 🏡 emoji in a transaction because a housemate paying you rent or utilities isn’t taxable.

Again, dunno how credible that is; I am not a lawyer. Or landlord.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad it's all caps

At first I read that as "My" and "Theirs"

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PepeTheHorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably did that intentionally "theIRS"

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just tell them you're a bag man for pelosi. They'll roll out the carpet for you.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s $500+...

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. But yeah, it's going to be just like that.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have $600 or more in activity an account, every transaction on that account is reported.

Say you sell something on ebay for $300, and you withdraw the $300 to Paypal. Every ebay transaction is reported.

If you then withdraw that $300 deposit from Paypal, every Paypal transaction is reported.

If you then cash that $300 deposit out of your bank account, every transaction on that bank account is reported.

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, my 201st transaction on Steam at 3 cents each, totalling $6.03 for the year.

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magapatriot_pa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have just made it $599.99

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Schifftmypants 1 point ago +1 / -0

And if you send $599 they come as well because you are trying to “avoid detection”. Fuck the IRS

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Zxc26 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rich will pay even less, so they will squeeze regular pepole even more. Homelessness or prison, here I come.

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OH_Mike_Oxbig 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO...goin after all the peer-2-peer payment apps.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought that this was a post about the fine they would give to Hunter, if he ever got convicted of these felonies.

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MR_ROBOT1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Takes a shithead to screw Americans out of their money, to keep politicians rich and fund wars.

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Fuqlibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure like many, this will change how I operate my small business so I'm not harassed by these goons. Looks like I will have to hire consultants that accept payment plans. They will love that!

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Latakia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cumulative transactions not single

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rcstl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't use Square, Venmo or any other money "ap".

Cash is king.

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America1stAndOnly 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still waiting on my $1,500 tax refund from the IRS for last year. These fuckers are skating on thin ice.

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +2 / -1

They are going to tax rent?

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Keepidahofree 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well, until we abolish all taxes... stop skirting the law. We wouldn't need all the new IRS agents if people would just be honest. Or stop voting in people to raise taxes.