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JesusisKing 91 points ago +92 / -1

MFW I become an IRS agent, work from home and spend all day browsing Patriots.win

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-f-b-i- 63 points ago +64 / -1

What do you think I do from the hoover building?

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Darkheartisland 22 points ago +23 / -1

I just imagine orgies.

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N900mixalot 14 points ago +14 / -0

🤭

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N900mixalot 6 points ago +6 / -0

No one in the FBI who has done any of this stupid shit has "just been following orders," they CHOSE to participate in these insurrectionist, treasonous activities.

It's probably 13% (made up but kind of ironic, still) of people in that agency that are actively engaging in the corruption. The other 87% are complicit, scared, or are janitors or secretaries with no authority whatsoever.

I don't know what they COULD do other than maybe quit, as their way of "taking a stand," but they are mostly insulated from the decisions and activities, and they are prevented from knowing.

Not sure how to fix the problem, but the problem os there ...

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GRL 3 points ago +4 / -1

^nutjob handshake making a weak attempt to impersonate a longtime pede

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GRL 5 points ago +6 / -1

ham sandwiches are made with both mayo and mustard

pickles were invented by a norwegian llama named stacey

these are aggressive non-sequitors

prove i didn't say them lol

4:15pm zelda

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HocusLocus 4 points ago +4 / -0

If all the photographs of J. Edgar Hoover in America —

The stark black & whites framed in FBI field offices
In evidence lockers the icons beside law-and-order quotes
The ones in dusty apartments of retired G-men
The ones faded from sunlight, just eyes in the moonlight
The ones too damp near the ocean or too dry in the mountains

The ones gazing sternly from old newspaper clippings
The ones looking ghastly on reverse microfiche negatives
Were suddenly and silently replaced from coast to coast:

With the smiling image of a VACUUM CLEANER
A whole nation in chaos seeking copies and archives
Vacuum cleaners all the way down, as if they always ever were
It would make—in short—a most satisfactory occasion,

A phenomenon which the scientists could never explain.

-- with apologies to Winfield Townley Scott

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LadyOfLorien 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful. Truly, you are a master of parodical doggerel.

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, I am doggerelly and doggedly determined that's for sure.

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schnazzmizzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turn tricks.

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Yet-I-Rise-Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Larp

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-f-b-i- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude. Yes. That's the joke.

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Icepck 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am stuck in the Chicago Airport for 7 hours, whats the worst that can happen applying for a job with them?

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Jan6Insurrectionist 9 points ago +9 / -0

They have your info, which they do already.

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tom_machine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Audits every year for life

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Pissonit 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s like going on a picnic in the woods with the fam and the Momma Bear says “ Ok guys! Lunch is here”!

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jack1989 6 points ago +7 / -1

Nice! Wonder if you have any tips on applying for a job at IRS. Don't you have to be vaccinated?

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caKAG 12 points ago +12 / -0

Right now, federal government mandate on vaccination for Civilian Federal Employees is on hold due to a Court Injunction. They can't enforce it at this time so Pure Bloods feel free to apply.

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jack1989 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice, thanks

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be sure to explain your absolute compliance in the interview though!

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean by that? As in tell them I will comply?

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

To each and any mandate

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id rather say fuck off

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

They won't hire unvaxxed lol

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LifeInsuranceCapital 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just checked. The job posting says they will ask your vexx status, for statistical and policy guidance purposes

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Option 1: Lie.

Option 2: "Doctors told me not to take it because of my other health issues." If questioned further: "You're not a doctor, what would you know?"

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

where did you check the job posting? On the IRS website? Ya I don't want to get involved with Fed gov honestly. If it was Trump/DeSantis as President then maybe one day.

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45fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time for a promotion! You're the only one in your division that shows up to the office!

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s your make-up and clown costume! Brand new, congratulations!!

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Angryhotdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

lois lerner Enters the chat…..please show me your social media history.

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Gadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm already federal, so I could transfer pretty easily...

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only audit -Steins

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N900mixalot 35 points ago +35 / -0

This is no joke.

This is how they got us where we are.

Brush up those resumes. We all know people here are far more qualified than the liberal arts idiots they think they're going to hire.

They spent decades infiltrating every corner of government, so now it's your turn.

Put up or shut up.

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Ophelia 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can also get a nice $$ reward. This would be great for any of you that were fired or quit due to vaccine/ mask policies.

https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf

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N900mixalot 1 point ago +2 / -1

It isn't, you're right. But the moral compass has to be overcome, first, and I think most people know that cheating and lying are wrong, and don't want to do it to make that right.

But those are decisions that can be made once people get in.

Hannity is an idiot, but he is right about there being "low level employees" caught up in the swamp, and a lot of them dont understand what is necessary to make a difference.

I think it's the sheer numbers that will make the difference. Overwhelm the agencies with loyal patriots who understand how the system works and who want to do the right thing. Toss out the sheep, let them retire and turn over, and replace them with strong, smart people who will swear an oath to the Constitution. Not to Hillary or Obama. And definitely not to their social leftist supervisor.

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Freedom4no1 29 points ago +29 / -0

All is Fair in Taxes and War. Fuck the left, they want to use the Govt against us, when we regain power we'll return the favor. MAGA IRS

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N900mixalot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Start NOW. Get those applications in!

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Krat 8 points ago +8 / -0

One of the hiring questions is "Can Men Get Pregnant"?

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Cheesemaker 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Such an offensive question. I'm not a biologist and can't expect to know the definition of a man".

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N900mixalot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. They don't pull that stuff out until after you get hired, then it's Diversity Equity Inclusion training that you let play and go make a burrito or play some Super Mario Bros. while some overpaid contractor yammers on about some incredibly boring study that says a tyranny cried 10 years ago so we all need to be more sensitive.

You can watch as everyone's status goes to "away" ... probably.

Then you get back to work and do your ACTUAL job and forget about everything you weren't paying attention to because it doesn't fucking even matter and has NOTHING to do with anything that has ever mattered in the history of the Planet Earfth.

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lefty295 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do just enough work to not get fired but overall decrease productivity. Oh wait, that's how government normally functions anyway.

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why they need 80,000. To do the work of 10,000

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ShortRound 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doudt they will check your thinking, Maybe randomly pick some pink hair moron and mirror their twitter account, fill it with npc talking points, pronouns and photoshop yourself with some pride crap.

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Filthy_MALE 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA IRS is such an oxymoron. That’s like saying cold fire or something

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Freedom4no1 2 points ago +2 / -0

a blow torch feels like ice, anything can happen in MAGA country. We need to start thinking Bigly, take the IRS for conservatives

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South_Florida_Guy 19 points ago +20 / -1

And that's why they'll never hire any of us

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Terkala 15 points ago +15 / -0

Between a vax mandate, social media background checks, and pronoun inclusivity HR departments, they have an effective screening apparatus. Of course some people still stay under the radar, but not many.

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RealTXPatriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've hung up on people who have told me their pronouns on business calls. I just hang it the fuck up... they're calling ME to sell ME something... they can fuck off with that shit.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm jealous because this hasn't happened to me yet. I'm looking forward to hanging up on the first person telling me their pronouns.

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BoatingAccident 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have some big clients that use agents that do that. Unfortunately I can’t afford to hang up on them but I’m getting close to retirement and no more fucks to give

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RealTXPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pede, it was fucking stupid... I was even sitting at the desk and hit speakerphone because whenever we get cold calls from faggots we (the team) speakerphones the call so the rest of us in the bullpen of 4 seats hears the call....

dumbfuck said "he/him" after his name and I just said nothing and hit the button. He called back immediately and I picked it up and hung up again. I'm just not going to participate in their mental health issue.

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been approached by a good half dozen or so company recruiters that have their pronouns in their email signatures... Straight to Trash

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RealTXPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats how it's done my pede. I used to reply to them with WHY I am refusing their email... but labeling spam is better as it fucks their MX record reputation on filters

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Retarddit_Refugee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just dye your hair with kool-aid for a couple social media profile pics, put maybe 6-10 incoherent rants about evil cheeto and stopping cow farts etc. Babba-Booey! You're now a card carrying leftoid faggot. Instahired!

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Ophelia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t forget the Ukraine flag in your profile. Or even better on your mask in your profile picture.

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UndeadRevolver 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy infiltrates

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lefty295 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk I think many of us understand how to subvert them. The right has a much greater understanding of their enemy than the censorious left does. We don't want to be tax collectors is the problem.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Performance based incentives

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Dice_Runner 16 points ago +16 / -0

I spoke to a friend of a family member who is an IRS agent, and he told me that they don't do anything. Hiring 87k more agents will allow them to do less. Here is the kicker, apparently it is hard to be fired too. Seriously, this may be a job hiring scam like the mafia's no-work job or even no-show job.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's absolutely a job hiring scam AND a partisan attack machine. The hiring will be all "diversity, equity and inclusion" bullshit and rewards to party faithful's retarded libtard children.

Remember audits don't require the IRS to PROVE you did anything wrong - they audit you on a suspicion raised by an automated AI screening system. YOU have to prove your innocence to them by leaping through their hoops. And if you don't kneel to their demands, YOU have to fight them in court.

So even if you win, you lose because audits & court cases drain people financially, emotionally and harm their home lives with huge stress.

Which is their plan.

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AOCDickPics 6 points ago +6 / -0

The IRS is about the same tier as DMV in terms of quality.

Anyone I've talked to at the IRS literally just... has no idea what's going on at all. It's even worse now that half of them are working from home.

Last time I talked to them they were super distracted and yelling at their kid in the background.

Absolute shitshow.

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dad got audited for his small business even though he paid a tax guy handsomely to do his taxes to make sure nothing was fucky

The guy literally did nothing. My dad went to the IRS guys' office twice with the applicable paperwork and they talked football--that's it

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess all those military aged illegals might need some income while they wait for order 66.

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heeeeeemeyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can reboot my router to get a new IP address. Is it different for other ISPs?

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BidensSwollenProstat 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes, it varies. Verizon FIOS is locked to the MAC address of the router.

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IBentMyWookie 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had a fren who had a job so insufferable that he came up with “negative work”

No just goofing off, he’d spend an hour doing inventory in a spread sheet.

Then hit delete. Then start over.

Be like that fren. Do negative work.

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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've done that before. I had a spreadsheet opened up on my monitor and I would just click around random cells for half my workday

When I first joined the company and reported to my department of eight people I was done with work by noon and I kept asking my coworkers what was next and they were like "we're done for the day now. Just wait until 5"

I burned out after six months of doing that

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IBentMyWookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn’t it funny how the hard-working type are more miserable coasting in slow motion at a job like that, VS a job where we’ve been busting our butt for 8-10 hours doing something we care about…

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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll admit the first couple months I was like "jeeze, this is free money! Nice!"

But then I got bored and started working on side projects for other departments and my Director got on me about doing that

So I sat doing nothing for the last six weeks and finally had enough

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Coordinate with people and just audit a bunch of fake shell companies to waste resources.

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Teflon 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yea, except how many unqualified nog hires will their be? If you thought Shaniqua at the DMV was bad, wait until Haquam at the IRS decides if you're going to jail.

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honolulu_blue 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously flood the lines! Let's make it a pede filled department.

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PapaPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Feds still have vax requirement for all new people. They are trying to make sure only the woke come in

Spez- I was wrong, it has currently been halted

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InsideMan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Vaxxed and woke. Even if you somehow pass the Vax requirement you are subjected to non stop CRT indoctrination. You have to muzzle yourself because one joke about xer's new pronoun, purr,.because purr went furry when they married zer, you're all sorts of criminal.

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Salt_n_Pepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

You probably have to do gay butt stuff with them before they let you become an IRS agent, just like the FBI and CIA.

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's no reason any of you cannot go for an IRS position and help to audit all the companies and individuals feasting on the DNC gravy train.

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

any reason except... you're a pureblood. Or you posted on PDW. Etc. Etc. Etc.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to fix elections? Be the one that counts the votes.

How to fix the IRS? Be the one that audits.

No more passive leave me alone right wing. Now it's the right wing that will become the apparatus.

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gb1787 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go Ron Swanson on these commie fucks

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AOCDickPics 3 points ago +3 / -0

I kind of want to become an IRS agent now. And just do the absolute worst job possible.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I appreciate that, OP!

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pokeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah same. Thinking about applying and just auditing the pedos, trannies and other weirdos

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

As soon as you do, you'll be fired

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Goldlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean this is a good idea, become an agent and then don't do anything

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

mUh FaIrNeSs!!

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JBlaze056 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is what the tens of thousands of new leftist IRS agents are saying to each other

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Bullgod 2 points ago +3 / -1

We're all trying to take back our government, local and national, so why not the IRS?

Seriously

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Sumsuch 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if I told you this is exactly how the IRS already operates.

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dreadnt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You won’t

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better yet

Audit us

Tell us we did our taxes wrong

Show us how we could've taken more deductions and more tax breaks

Refund us on the way out

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly what Biden's IRS is doing.

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Overtaxed 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're online history will be investigated, they will only hire friendlies.

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure to wear "rainbow flare" during the hiring process and speak with a lisp.

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bitchlasagna 2 points ago +2 / -0

We better get applying! https://www.jobs.irs.gov/careers

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snakeoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn good idea

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vegeta_ban 2 points ago +2 / -0

Audit frens and determine they’re owed money back

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Jan6Insurrectionist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could this be done? Infiltrate from within? They probably have a vaccine mandate and all kinds of "background checks" though...

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NotYourAverageJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would just say watch out conducting those field visits. FREN's aren't going to put up with you.

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drmrboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah ... we need some double-agents. Wonder what the vetting process entails? 🤓

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honkdeezee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do your job fairly and by the book. No excuses.

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Justaguy147 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think every single FBI agent needs the living s*** audited out of them

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NPC01001101010000010 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pronouns and blue hair = audit

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24601 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is good...

But even better is the scene from "40 Year Old Virgin"

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get in there, guys! These jobs are for pedes!

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webthing [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thanks Mods!

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Chaimgang87 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be this biggest sand bagging son of a bitch if I was hired. Tear it down from within. I might accidentally do a roe vs wade release of high profile rhinos/dems tax records. FJB

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3CityEmpire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks fren

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