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-f-b-i- [M] 40 points ago +41 / -1 stickied
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Trubs 143 points ago +144 / -1

They'll sit on their dicks.

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GRL 125 points ago +125 / -0

Lindsey Graham designed the seating chart.

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thelawmat 68 points ago +68 / -0

Lady Graham loves sitting on dicks

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CrispyQuesoSalami 32 points ago +33 / -1

Kevin McCarthy and Lady Lindsey will be fighting over the seating ASSignments.

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canttouchdis 13 points ago +14 / -1

GOP= democrats who like tax cuts

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not tax cuts for us

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pepperonishoes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Frank Luntz would like a word.

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tellittothedead1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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based_trekkie 14 points ago +15 / -1

Came here to say this, well done pede!

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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DeboonkedFact 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lady Gra Gra loves anything to do with dicks

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tellittothedead1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahah kek

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sobriquet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lindsey Graham fights like an opossum.

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Sidneyswarmsnatch76 19 points ago +20 / -1

This is so unfair to opossums

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trey Gowdy swallows and loves picking his monkeypox scabs.

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sobriquet 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's not a politician anymore.

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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sobriquet 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!

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Djonpow 4 points ago +4 / -0

He does tend to flop down dead on the important stuff.

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skumario 8 points ago +8 / -0

Uniparty Scumbag. Speaks from both sides of his monkeypox ridden mouth.

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VP_Unchained 3 points ago +3 / -0

.. When he's not sucking Nancy Pelosi's dick🍆

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disgruntled_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

opossums are noble creatures

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HeavyMetalPatriot 13 points ago +15 / -2

Miss Lindsay said that if Trump & Biden run in 2024, he's supporting Biden.

Again.

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deletedandreacted 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where did you read/hear that?

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deadlyblackcentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

No he didn’t. Hate the guy all you want, but be accurate.

“I will not support Joe Biden. If Trump runs, I would support him.”

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

The topic was Joe Biden running for re-election. Listen again.

I can see where you could say that Miss Lindsay was changing the topic from Biden to Trump, but based on how much Lindsay kneels to Biden and betrayed Trump, I don't believe he'd support Trump over Biden in 2024.

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deletedandreacted 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fake news

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tellittothedead1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Magadelic 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂😂😂

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ghost_of_aswartz 7 points ago +8 / -1

Nope.

Lindsey Graham is smooth as a motorcycle helmet down there. He gets the Eunuch brazillian every week. He's like a ken doll.

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GRL 6 points ago +6 / -0

They say he squeaks like fake leather upholstery when he walks down the hall.

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skumario 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's got empty cavities.

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jpower 20 points ago +22 / -2

**each other's dicks

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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President_Elect_Marx 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because sitting on dicks is what they’re best at.

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Freedom4no1 5 points ago +5 / -0

wait,.... they have dicks?

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 9 points ago +9 / -0

ARE. . . they ARE dicks.
They LACK balls.

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yurimodin 51 points ago +51 / -0

gotta turn up the theatrics, we are getting closer to Nov

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BLMTrying2GetUrGuns 23 points ago +24 / -1

Yep. And we'll take the House and Senate in Nov, and RINOs will "fight" for two years, while Brandon vetoes everything, and then RINOs will sit on their hands in 2025 when Dems lose the WH.

Rinse, repeat...

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chickeninoven 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dicks. They'll sit on their dicks.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Republicans did Jack shit when they controlled both the house and the senate during trumps first half, it’s insane how many people on here think they will suddenly start fighting for us if they take over now (and funny how now all of a sudden the elections aren’t rigged I guess)

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09re 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're getting rid of the loser Rino's for starters.

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mickmrly 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did start up the Mueller investigation though and pass one tax cut bill. Then they sat on their asses.

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trump_2077 -1 points ago +5 / -6

Despite what the internet will have you believe, this python has not eaten a drunkard in India, then continued its quest for human flesh across the globe. Quite possibly, the Indian drunkard got home safely and you've kept his mother up all night worrying.

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yurimodin 8 points ago +8 / -0

WTF are you on?

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Whitespace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie, I want some.

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MAD-3R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure?

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RandoMcNando 3 points ago +4 / -1

MDMA enters the chat

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Dirk_Nager 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Kamala style cackling)

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MrSir 1 point ago +1 / -0

You dont know...

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frogface 15 points ago +15 / -0

The GOP is fighting plenty hard. The problem is they are fighting for the other side.

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Coprolite 14 points ago +15 / -1

They are mostly nutless wonders.

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grandfather_nurgle 10 points ago +10 / -0

They should write some letters.

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Zskills 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nicely worded? Or....?

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Kumalasbreakfast99 5 points ago +5 / -0

...or letters with pictures of hand drawn dicks, like the beginning of the movie Superbad.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would just excite them!

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MAGATRON2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’ll sit on each other’s dicks

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Cakes4077 9 points ago +10 / -1

STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

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tellittothedead1 8 points ago +23 / -15

From the guy who’s also sat on his dick

edit: micro dick

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notCIA 23 points ago +26 / -3

False. He's got a decent record, and surprisingly hasn't gotten filthy rich while in office.

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Best4Business 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you elaborate on that a bit?

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tellittothedead1 2 points ago +4 / -2

Ok. It’s C+ at best

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Best4Business 1 point ago +1 / -0

So... No then?

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seismic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Massive spending and tax increase during record inflation and recession. We are beyond doomed. We won't last another 2 years.

Why the fuck am I working at all to fund this? I am broke and struggling like everyone else. Yet we all just shrug. 2 days each week at work in servitude to this government, for what?

Fuck.

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QuickHands 3 points ago +4 / -1

Aaaaaaand now read back your post to yourself and you've answered why Democrats want to hire tens of thousands more IRS agents. They plan to make people even more sick of their bullshit, and they know people will try to work under the table, for relatives, doing odd jobs, dealing cryptocurrency, fixing cars, etc, to avoid paying taxes to an openly corrupt Federal government -- and they want their cut no matter what. And they'll throw you in prison if they don't get it.

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to make sure they get their cuts. All of them.

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definitelynotaglowee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hope to see Hawley continue to put his $ where mouth is... lead and they will follow (maybe lol)

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah has he said shit about raid tonight or is he holding his dick?

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gnome_chomsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crickets

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are fighting... for the Democrats. Throw the RINOS out on their asses!

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trump_2077 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Djonpow 2 points ago +2 / -0

...dicks in hand!

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RealTXPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it's not Jim Jordan as the Speaker and Josh Hawley as senate leader... then it's sitting on dicks.

McCarthy will continue the faggot J6 unselect McConnell will approve any judicial appointment of brandons

With those two you can call us McFucked.

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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a terrible thing to say! The establishment GOP isn't sitting around on their own dicks.

They're sitting on the democrat's dicks.

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MAGAPlenty 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re letting them slide right in there

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Shephardmom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss the days when I didn't realize how many in congress are gay, bi, trans, etc...

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mfinlay04 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you mean? That's what the GOP does best?! They virtue signal when not in power, like when they passed a bill to throw out Obamacare. And when we give them power, they didn't do dick. They actually still blamed Dems for preventing them from revoking it. It's all a fucking game to them. Just a way to line their pockets with our hard earned money. There are a few good ones, but I told we rid the RINOs America will never be first. The Turtle from Kentucky will sell us out every chance he gets.

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MajorClark 3 points ago +3 / -0

First we gotta get the Rino's gone!

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lindsey Graham's ears perked up when talking about sitting on dicks.

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Pepper 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wish hawley would tell dicks to spot watching foxnews while he's at it.

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stupiditymeter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not even the people here can do that lol.

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gnome_chomsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh Hannity

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MAGAmanforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Until their pay to play money laundering bullshit is ended once and for all none of these people have any place as representatives. What we have now are a bunch of untouchable feudal lords who do whatever the fuck they want with zero consequences unless they have the last name Trump of course. There is no oversight, they answer to NO ONE! They vote themselves unlimited budgets and raises and expect We The People to pay for it while they tax shelter their own ill gotten gain. I am done with any form of support for these parties, they have proven time and again that it's all lies and blame shifting. The relief can only come now through mass civil unrest, fully bear armed protest and dumping the fucking tea!

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justfedup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah right Hawley, those fucking cowards will do NOTHING except throw real Republicans under the bus. The Republican Party is owned by the WEF and the Democrats.

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mamakin 2 points ago +2 / -0

your assuming they have dicks to sit on

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gah! Stupid millennials writing articles. He voted to lift the $35 insulin cap, not for the Mega Inflation Bill. Sorry for the confusion.

Republicans Bill Cassidy of Louisiana, Susan Collins of Maine, Josh Hawley of Missouri, Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi, John Kennedy of Louisiana and Alaska's Lisa Murkowski and Dan Sullivan voted for the measure with Democrats. All 43 "no" votes came from Republicans.

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Snoman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Are you sure about this, it was a split vote with Kakaula voting the tie

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess he voted against the insulin price cap of $35. The articles I read weren't clear.

https://www.abc57.com/news/democrats-lose-effort-to-cap-insulin-at-35-for-most-americans-before-passage-of-senate-reconciliation-bill

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45ForEver2024 2 points ago +3 / -1

Medical prices should be handled by the free market. Not the government.

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Snoman 1 point ago +2 / -1

There were a shitload of votes back and forth, the Republicans voted for some Amendments to counter act the dems.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, hence the confusion. I don't know why our guys are asking for more expensive insulin again. Trump leaves office, everything goes to shit in five minutes.

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Scankles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawley could be the MTG of the Senate and F-up a lot of their agenda if he really wanted to.

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JBlaze056 2 points ago +3 / -1

GOP reminds Hawley the he, and most of them, are controlled opposition. Hawley apologizes for forgetting.

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Pissonit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well he’s half right but I think their sitting on each other’s!

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vinceableworld 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fox is CANCELED please stop posting FOX

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45ForEver2024 -1 points ago +1 / -2

hahahah canceling pussies.

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nigacheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

This includes YOU. You will never be saved by a politician.

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’ll sit on each other’s dicks

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Dantalian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice how there are ONE or TWO Republican politicians who say what the constituency knows & is furious about, but 99% of the GOP is 100% onboard with the Marxist annihilation of our lives & our future? This globalist govt is, by far, the worst possible enemy any nation could have.

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SaveUsSCOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Numerically speaking only 6% of the GOP in Congress has publicly stated support for the J6 rally

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're assuming that they have dicks, last I checked most RINOs don't.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +2 / -1

There is no way that the GOP can sit on their dicks, because they all have vaginas

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saltyviewer123 1 point ago +1 / -0

clit battle.

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trump_2077 0 points ago +1 / -1

Despite what the internet will have you believe, this python has not eaten a drunkard in India, then continued its quest for human flesh across the globe. Quite possibly, the Indian drunkard got home safely and you've kept his mother up all night worrying.

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aqua27 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who will fihjt Graham,Collins,Murkowski and all the other Rinos?

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Octomonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’re sending reinforcements. Expect absolutely nothing from the current RINO trash.

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MarchHare762 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rethuglicucks? Fight?

Hahahahahahahaha haha!

Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Edinedii 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hawley was fine with the electoral votes on J6

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong Josh. You know they're not there to fight and it's a shame you suggested they might.

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Observe95 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hawley is all talk. He is like Randy Paul. They like pointing out what is wrong but do nothing to stop it. He is also fast to throw people under the bus.

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Hardworkingdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always funny when a female tells you to fight. Dude you’re more than half girl. Never been in a real fight pampered boy

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Pats5x 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's funny. the GOP will take the house and Senate and pass amnesty and more "climate legislation"

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Justice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fight with McConnell and McCarthy in charge? HAHAHAHAH

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I see him, I smile and think of Claire McCaskill, sent home to sit on her fat commie ass.

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JoeBidensDementia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't have any to sit on.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're counting MONEY!!

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henri_derelicte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are we going to be serious about fighting back though? If we were to engage in wet works in Georgia and Arizona, we could all but guarantee a GOP victory in those senate races

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TearofLys 1 point ago +1 / -0

he is making a huge and incorrect assumption by saying any of them have dicks big enough that they could be sat on.

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dirtymikeandthebois 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess what. If it was 55/45 gop they vote still would have gone through. It's a rigged system. They are all in on it together and they play their roles

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N3V1K 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no GOP only The Patriot Party.

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unitedspeedalarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too many RINO's are penis queens for them to not do so. We need a new party!