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ProphetOfKek 35 points ago +46 / -11

Even so, if the second from the left ain’t a dude then I’m a woman.

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Mungo 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hello Ma’am. No Adam’s apple. Butch chick.

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VP_Unchained 6 points ago +6 / -0

Suddenly...I'm not half the man I used to be... There's a shadow hanging over me Oh, yesterday came suddenly

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Honeyp0tted 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he was another man." Will we ever "get back" to normal?

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CaJuN-Polak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heard this parody MANY MANY MANY years ago on a morning radio station out of Chicago. Can't remember all the words, but ....

"Priopism ... that's the disease that I suffer from. I can't go to the gymnasium ....

Suddenly ... I'm more of a man than I want to be. I have to hold something in front of me ..."

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

This sub jerks off about rural living but can't recognize a girl who looks like she's built to buck hay.

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Mungo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly!!

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BaldyGull 2 points ago +3 / -1

There are plenty of capable farm girls who are pretty and don't look like a blond Marius Pudginowski

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guess that makes me a butch chick too lmao

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Mungo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Who am I to Judge? Lots of guys like manly women.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

In your defence; they're British.

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Spezcuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are CLEARLY all women

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Spezcuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except the obviously fake dicks

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Mungo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another man who sees thing as they are. I’d do any one of them.

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lolpaladins 0 points ago +1 / -1

steroids, male hormones

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wholelottarosieny76 6 points ago +6 / -0

She might have a short torso. The top of the illiciac crest (hip bone) is close to the ribs. Gives a boxy, no waist look.

If she gains weight it all goes to the stomach.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can tell it's a female by looking at where the bellybutton is in relation to the top of the hips / beginning of the waist

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Themis595 5 points ago +6 / -1

Second from left looks like she might have a caesarean scar

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skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

😅 😅 😅

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is retarded

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LibtardJesus 0 points ago +2 / -2

Since it coincides with reality it doesn't matter.

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Darkheartisland 7 points ago +9 / -2

Those abs don't speak athlete.

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tom_machine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends the sport

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WaxMyBallsBernie 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do for the strongest MF'er on the field.

Ever watch a strong man competition? That's a side effect of being strong as an ox. That chick might be the .01% that is stronger than most men.

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not an athlete! I’m a player!!!

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3-10 2 points ago +2 / -0

One on the right...Hello!

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HCQ_ZPAK_ZINC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prove it.

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sentient-potato 23 points ago +23 / -0

mods, if you're going to sticky bad photoshop, at least flair it.

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Robotacular 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we also stop making ebonics slang trend? Erosion of language is real. It's why people drink Life WTR & MTN DEW. Soon the plants will drink Brawndo

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Thirst Mutilator!

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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JimEagle76 20 points ago +20 / -0

I hope this is photoshopped.

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Snoman 4 points ago +5 / -1

Or stuffed, they’re just trolling

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wantstogomoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is photoshopped from the waist down

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Magabirdlady2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too.

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sandinyourteeth -7 points ago +4 / -11

It's totally real

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IllKissYourBoobies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pussy sponsored by Aetna

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sandinyourteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, I watch and read way too many sarcastic commentaries about our crazy world. I was just being a sarcastic retard. (That's really bad photoshop so I thought my sarcasm would translate)

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JimEagle76 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem, I'm a retard with tech.

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Fr330rD13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who can tell anymore lol.

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Mungo 1 point ago +1 / -0

No….no it/s not.

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Sea_Still 13 points ago +14 / -1

There are no chicks with dicks just mentally ill men with tits

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 6 points ago +6 / -0

No shitpost flair? Bad OP.

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GuvmentCheez 5 points ago +5 / -0

@Barack-Obama2 enters the chat.

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Ritchie_Blackface1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike enters the crack

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

hm?

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friedchicken 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally fake and gay

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Censorddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck man I'm so tired of seeing bulges.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

and not getting to slurp on them, am i right?

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magaprincess 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is disrespectful as fuck and pathetic that it would even be posted since it has fuck all to do wih MAGA.

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murphda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Manchelle obambo would fit right in

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

hey

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a sweet sausage a hot sausage , Italian sausage and chicks with dicks

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LibtardJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lady dick caked in brown sauce.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +7 / -4

Why do they always wear practically nothing? Is that really a requirement for womens volleyball to have your midriff showing and to see 90% of their bear butt? Maybe the serve won't make it over the net any other way?

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MocksFordComma 6 points ago +6 / -0

In volleyball, the rule is that if the ball touches your clothing, you have been touched, so they wear tight clothing to avoid incidental touching of the ball, etc. In beach volleyball, you want fewer places for sand to get caught in. I raised two girls who played volleyball (youngest one is going into her senior season in college volleyball), and I have seen girls wear full leggings and long sleeves (prob less for modesty and more to cover a skin issue of some kind). So it's nothing to do with showing skin, it's just to avoid being touched by the ball.

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Honeyp0tted 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the info

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redpillthenormies 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's a stupid rule that needs to be banned for the sake of modesty.

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MocksFordComma 0 points ago +1 / -1

Are you fucking Islamic?

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redpillthenormies 0 points ago +1 / -1

And there you go, exposing your papaphobic, anti-conservative, anti-Western, and anti-White views. Only an atheist would relate basic Western conservativism to an anti-Christian Asiatic pedo cult.

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MocksFordComma 0 points ago +1 / -1

Go put some pants on, Homer. Your ankles are embarassing.

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redpillthenormies 0 points ago +1 / -1

Repeating the ankle myth. Nice.

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WaxMyBallsBernie 0 points ago +1 / -1

No way, because the opponent team could be thrown off if the ball touches an opponent but it "doesn't count"

Like hell it doesn't.

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redpillthenormies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is more important? Muh sportsball or sexual morality? That's how the game goes. The ball could be thrown off. Deal with it.

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WaxMyBallsBernie 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sexual morality defined by the length of your shorts? lmao dude we're animals with instincts, often released through competitive sport, it's not that big a deal. calm down.

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redpillthenormies 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're completely brainwashed. Wearing such a thing would get you in jail a few decades ago. It's a big deal. You simply accepted liberal lack of morality.

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WaxMyBallsBernie 0 points ago +1 / -1

I can show you multiple pictures of teenagers in bikins from a few decades ago. I'm in them, and nobody got arrested. Clutch those pearls.

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michelleobama22 -1 points ago +1 / -2

i like sexy women, fak off

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redpillthenormies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I can see that by your username.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

uwu

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wholelottarosieny76 0 points ago +3 / -3

Curious, does your daughter wear those ridiculously short shorts? I've seen girls wearing them and it's wildly inappropriate for teenage girls. Back in my day (late 90s) our volleyball team wore actual shorts, not these right booty shorts.

How do you as a parent feel about this? Because men will look, regardless of age.

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MocksFordComma 5 points ago +6 / -1

Their asses don't show, but the shorts are tight, if that's what you're asking. And my youngest daughter was about 5'10" in the 7th grade. So her and her volleyball friends looked like college girls when they were 13 and 14. And my daughter and her best friend are very attractive young women, so they've been getting "the male gaze" since they were 13, regardless of the shorts they were wearing.

I'm not a helicopter parent, but my kids always knew they're were a safe zone when they're around me, so when we'd travel, the girls especially were always checking on me, and seeing their surroundings, and understanding predators, etc.

"Men will look" ... always. Men will always look. Sexuality is something that enables human beings to survive, and understanding it gives us a stronger base upon which we build our lives. We just need to know where the lines are and when to back off those lines and recalibrate, both as men and as parents.

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wholelottarosieny76 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get that. What I'm trying to ask is....do you allow your daughters to wear clothing that shows them in a sexual light? Like the shorts....outside of the court and practice do you allow them to wear them in public? Do you let them dress the way young girls do today with crop tops, tight short dresses , yoga pants, tight jeans, etc? I've seen many young teen girls with wildly inappropriate clothing on (some ass cheeks hanging out) walking with their parents. It's like why would you allow your daughter to be sexualized and leered at by men? Even if you protect them and they recognize you as a safe space, it sends a message that their body should be on display and sexualized. We need to protect our young women and teach them the value of their modesty and chastity (I'm in no way inferring your children are loose).

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't "not let them." They don't because they choose not to because they were raised well.

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redpillthenormies 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not all men are evil. Men will not always look.

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logan34 2 points ago +7 / -5

why you complaining? You a fagggot?

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LowendLobster 0 points ago +1 / -1

This. Only a faggot would care.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

awomen😇

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Julia_J 0 points ago +2 / -2

I have seen people on the left complaing that women wear underwear while playing sports... and never on the right. Geez... it's easier for women when they wear this. It also looks better.

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redpillthenormies 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean people on the right. The left is the one forcing the sexualization of women and children.

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voiceofsanity -2 points ago +1 / -3

coz it is attractive for male audience, helps advertisements and shit.

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Tacoboutit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a junk yard

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shouldn't these women be wearing CUPS!

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

$20 bucks says Hunter Biden with have sex with them.

The Presidents Son will Have Sex With Anything!

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Monath 2 points ago +2 / -0

One on the far right is cute as fuck in the real photos. /shrug

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wantstogomoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Far right only one that is a 5 out of 10, 1st + 3rd are about a 3 and the 2nd one... is a dude

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Ryan192 1 point ago +1 / -0

2nd from left is a POWERHOUSE

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SwampDonkey2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, them there's the hardest women I've ever laid eyes 👀👀 on! Thems handsome women!

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newrandomperson 1 point ago +1 / -0

The East Germans did NOTHING WRONG!

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Far right is sexy... in the real photo lol

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HotCarl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike still isn't impressed!

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Phake and gay.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

scheißeposten?

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Snoman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Name them all starting left to right

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Zskills 9 points ago +10 / -1

Easy.

Lia Thomas, Big Mike, Lindsay Graham's 'wife', Britney Griner

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Snoman 3 points ago +4 / -1

You mean Brian Griner don’t you Pede ?

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Zskills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brian or Brett, I always get it mixed up 😅

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Edinedii 1 point ago +1 / -0

Way 2gay

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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BOBON0101 1 point ago +1 / -0

👀 ELON PLEASE SEND ME TO MARS 🙏🥶🙈🤮😭

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meme's REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honk hitler

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are hanging the wrong way, most guys hang to the left.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ballers

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Muddbutt86 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of the worst Photoshop jobs I've ever seen.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe #2. But this is shopped. The other three are clearly actual women.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gives a whole new meaning to "honk, honk". 🤡

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CoherentLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a "Big Mike" offence - illegal tucking on the court, disqualified!

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Delphi373 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL this is so stupid - holy photoshop. Probably got the idea from that pic of those male bicyclists that was floating around the net like 15 years ago...

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SirFurburger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy with all the chubs dudes... MONKEYPOX!

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God_family_guns 0 points ago +1 / -1

From behind So much nicer to look at

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ghost_of_aswartz 0 points ago +1 / -1

If they were in the 1920s they'd call them "Flappers"

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CB_Fonoti 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thats how all liberal women will be like in 5 years time...😁

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mjmcwilliams -2 points ago +1 / -3

Man, that would be the worst ending to a night out drinking ever.

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Jibideen -3 points ago +5 / -8

This is fucking disgusting why is this stickied?