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RentedMule 165 points ago +165 / -0

The idea that Trump would toss important notes into the toilet, forget to flush, and then someone with a camera just happened be there right away, is so implausible, that only a CNN viewer would believe it.

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anatidaephobia 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sheeples believe anything they're told by fake news media. Think about it, this would be a terrible way to dispose of documents compared to every available alternatives, expensive if it clogs the toilet, easy to get caught, not even a guaranteed destruction of the documents.

Now where have you heard stuff like this before through history? Always question the fake narratives, especially when it's obvious they're not making any sense.

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sorossockpuppet2 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's clearly handwriting, let's compare it to Trumps. Cmon CNN, stick your hand in there and bring it out. Let's see who wrote "Roger" then tore it off on printer paper

Fucking idiots

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UsernameChexOut 1 point ago +1 / -0

QAnon was never believable. Q was the glowiest glow shit ever imaginable. That shit glowed brighter than Chernobyl. 100% psy op with two main goals: #1 make conservatives seem crazy for believing whacky shit but most importantly #2 pacify any resistance with the "two more weeks", "barr is about to arrest everyone", "part of the plan", etc bullshit.

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UsernameChexOut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha right. People have to be a special kind of smooth brain to think that the world isn't run by sadistic pedophiles. Since the fucking inception of civilization, the world has been ruled by pedos. Every history book is full of stories of rulers fucking kids. Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Weimar Germans, African warlords, Catholic Church, Epstein and his buddies. All of history, all of them kid fuckers. One would have to be a complete moron that's never read a book in their life to think that the elites don't fuck kids as their second job.

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anotherthing 18 points ago +18 / -0

Look at the ink on those notes. Take a piece of paper, write on it with a sharpie, wait five minutes for the ink to dry, and put it in a bowl of water. Wait five minutes and then check on those notes. Tell me what you see.

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RentedMule 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hell, I work out in the field a lot. And take notes. Some days, in the rain. Forget waiting 5 minutes! That ink starts to run and smear right away. That's why I take notes in pencil. Stuff written down in ink very quickly become unintelligible after only a few rain drops.

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anotherthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Getting caught in the rain with notes written in sharpie is exactly how I know that's staged. Even with dry ink, it'll start to run and smear if it's been exposed to water. That looks like Sharpie to me, and I'm guessing they used it so it would last long enough to take pictures, but there's no way it was in the toilet for longer than a couple of minutes.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a great new meme template, though. Gotta hand them that.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be hilarious

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Scumbag-reddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

The idea that Trump even has a shit toilet like the rest of us

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ArtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was my first thought, no way Trump's toilet looks like the rest room at the gas station.

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QPLUSWONBIGLY 1 point ago +1 / -0

He obviously doesnt shit.

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AslanFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he does give a shit.

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shadypollster 1 point ago +1 / -0

He gives all the shits and takes even more.

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imnotdeadyet 2 points ago +2 / -0

While he is in New York. You think Trump would have that shitty toilet in his home? It looks like it is from a public restroom. Look at the floor!

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Mikespenis123 62 points ago +62 / -0

Fake - Trump's toilets are made of gold.

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BIG_TUNA 7 points ago +7 / -0

BOOM! honestly though. this toilet looks like it could be in my bathroom, and I'm poor. I just read Art of the Deal and Trump talks about MAL a lot. there's no fucking way his toilets aren't covered in polished brass, gold, imported marble, or a combo of all of the above.

these are not his toilets LOL

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they were saying that's the toilet in the white house?

Still, fake as shit lol.

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magaberries 4 points ago +4 / -0

The toilet seat is the giveaway. No one is going to buy that cheap POS for the White House. Those 4 little screws might work for the average residential home but they're never going last in the White House.

This is likely the toilet in the reporter's bathroom in his overpriced, tiny, flipped apt.

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Groundpounder 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hmmm… the note seems to read,, “Brian Stelter is a pedo potato-headed eunuch”🤔

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TheRover 24 points ago +24 / -0

CNN knows a thing or two about being in the toilet.

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Schwungle 24 points ago +24 / -0

The pictures are unflushed toilets. How could trump have "apparently flushed documents" if we have photographic evidence that he wasn't at the toilet and the toilet was unflushed?

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HawkDriverMN 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trump is so incompetent he can’t even flush a toilet hurr durr.

I should be a reporter

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anatidaephobia 7 points ago +7 / -0

If it's unflushed, then why is it empty beside the document? 🤡

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

GLUMPF ULTRA BAD HERE'S A PHOTO THAT I TOOK WTF NO I DIDN'T TAKE IT GLUMPF TOOK IT ACTUALLY 1 PULITZER PRIZE PLEASE

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PewPew_ThaDuK 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lol if these photos are real then even Trump's maids are spying on him lol

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HCQ_ZPAK_ZINC 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thought this was a shitpost....it's real.

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JoeBidensDementia1 15 points ago +15 / -0

I mean, it totally makes sense when you think about it.

The FBI has been searching for their dignity for decades.

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Medtex1 12 points ago +12 / -0

A match would do a better job..

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anatidaephobia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any open fire in that building would do the trick, safer and more discrete than a match too. There has to be a fireplace, maybe a boiler somewhere. Offices typically has paper shredders. How about trashcans anywhere on the property, possible closer to the destination the notes where received, just tear it apart first to avoid cleaning staff from finding it.

Millions of better ways to dispose of documents, throwing them in the shitter must be the shittiest way to do it. But CNN is full of shit anyway so what else to expect.

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that_guy_pming_tits 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump flushes 2 “to-do” lists. Hillary wipes 33,000 emails. Lol.

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BobSux 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ink didn’t bleed and just so happened to not flush, instead swirling around at the bottom and landing face up with important writing in a perfect position to photograph. Also no photographs that would demonstrate that this is even a toilet in the White House.

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AngeredKabar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ah yes. Another 'bombshell' like the n-word tape, pissgate, Steele dossier, tax returns, nuking hurricanes, gorilla channel, hijacking the beast, insurrection, ordering police to teargas, etc.

Surely this one will be the real deal.

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Logan051361 9 points ago +9 / -0

So fucking fake

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Keiichi81 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why would Trump tear up "hand-written notes" and throw them in the toilet, then not flush and leave for a rally so that the notes can be photographed sitting in the toilet? Why is it that the ink and paper doesn't appear to have disintegrated at all despite presumably sitting in toilet water for hours prior to being photographed? Why is the FBI sending fresh evidence to CNN to be published, or is CNN indicating that their own photographers were allowed in with the FBI? Why would Trump have ripped up notes at all ahead of an FBI raid that he'd have no knowledge was coming?

This is so stupid that only CNN could come up with it. These are probably toilets at CNN's headquarters that some intern threw some hastily-scribbled notes into for a story.

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WeAreGonnaWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know what to do. Print out memes and throw them in public toilets.

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just2groovy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't wait to see the Babylon Bee's take on this hard hitting news.

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TrumpFan26 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously who would believe this?If he really wanted to get rid of incriminating documents he could burn them.

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Dathmar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the pic on the right. You think trumps bathroom has such terrible floorboards or grout lines that uneven? That’s probably a toilet at fast food place.

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NimblePepeCentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is so desperate....

....they're truly insane

President Trump broke them.

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JesusPay 4 points ago +4 / -0

"two occasions"? How does this work? Like Trump "oh shit, important paper, let me put into the toilet". Few minutes later, "shit, another one, to the toilet it goes" (a different one).

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covfefe-time 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing getting flushed down the shitter is the corrupt fake news, and the losers who are behind them.

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j2daeww 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t even have paper outside when it drizzles and I’m to believe trump had water proof pens and paper and they were able to saturate long enough for someone to take a picture? Lol

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Gabbs1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rite in the Rain notebooks.

My favorite! Ultra find point sharpie, or a rite in the rain pencil. They're awesome!

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j2daeww 1 point ago +1 / -0

For my next toilet adventure!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey bro I'm like gonna flush documents. Come take a picture of me doing it.

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Rerecursive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump has toilets of gold, not this trailer park shitter

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Justhereforthefreedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are old pictures, this is fake news

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Michelleobamaspenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do people actually believe this bullshit?

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AOCs_tits_4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

What intern did they find to stage this fake ass photo. Maybe that bundle of sticks with the long fingernails?

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udontneedme 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is not even his handwriting !!

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AL_Rise 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm confused. How did the newly revealed photographs come to be? Did Trump throw the paper in, whip out his cell phone, take a pic, and then flush? This makes absolutely no sense. Fuck you, fbi is asshoe.

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ryry117 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ink isn't even fucking dry yet lmao.

But I bet if you call them out on this being fake they'll immediately say "Oh it's a recreation!" even though they claim those are real photos right now.

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magaberries 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way Trump uses a toilet with a cheap seat like that!

Also, no way a guy over 70 would flush paper. He'd burn it!

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Ex-libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump wasnt at MAL during the raid.

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skyehye808 3 points ago +3 / -0

we all know THAT is not his bathroom ....this is so fkn dumb

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Jackpotsevens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whrn i try to destroy incriminating evidence, I always take a photo before i flush the hand written note down the toilet

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Herc130 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I thought all of Trumps toilets are made of Gold? Mine even looks better than that!

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂😂This is so gay! 😂

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ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump only shits in gold toilets. Fucking peasants have no idea how to fake this shit.

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

The idea that Trump wrote down apparently super duper secret serial documents on note paper, then destroyed them but forgot to flush is so fucking hilarious to me.

Like what makes the document he (apparently) wrote require to be preserved. Like if he drew stick figure doodles in the oval office, would he have to save those?

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

FAKE and GAY

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Postal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks more like Pelosi's tearing abilities.

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literally_shaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow it's real lol https://archive.ph/405tU

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tellittothedead1 2 points ago +2 / -0

WMDs in Iraq level photoshop

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brrt 2 points ago +2 / -0

So Trump tossed barely crumpled, neatly folded documents in the toilet, didn't flush it, but they were left there in such a state that there was still text visible when "someone" came to photograph them?

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Tenbuckstew 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is some Scooby Doo shit here, but then again democrat voters are adult children so yeah they'll buy this.

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Botz15_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS IS THE NEW PEE TAPE EVIDENCE

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ltpayne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does the fake news media get to dictate "why Trump was raided"? I saw some bullshit posted from nytimes... These people are FUCKING FRAUDS! Nobody fucking cares what this FAKE MEDIA democrat MOUTHPIECE has to say!

Where the fuck is the statement from the "officials"?

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litotes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Evidence to backup the FBI raid?

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Donkeyballs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sooo, someone got a pic before Trump flushed? They must have been giving him a blumpkin?

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holliday50 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what's the big story here? He had Aaron Rogers in his Fantasy Football lineup?