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savagememes 68 points ago +72 / -4

they were here last night saying to protest at fbi field offices lol

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davidmode 189 points ago +189 / -0

standing outside gay nightclubs at peak hours is not my idea of a good protest ;)

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WinstonSmith1984 46 points ago +47 / -1

kek

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Molon-LabeNJ 24 points ago +25 / -1

Ultra-kek

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whataboob 19 points ago +21 / -2

Kekekekekek reload kekekekekek

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Molon-LabeNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK

sucking sounds

Swallowing noises

CUMalla Harris, VP of These Banana Republics!

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JoggerInMinecraft 3 points ago +4 / -1

You need a high kekpacitiy magazine there fren.

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lifeandliberty 15 points ago +15 / -0

What are you, super straight or something?

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whataboob 11 points ago +12 / -1

Psh, MAGA straight.

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sixfingerdildo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The real story of pulse nightclub

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahha

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STONKATRUCK -35 points ago +11 / -46

People need to remain calm and observe. At no point should anyone resort to violence. Not on their offices, not on them, their families and their homes, or the agents home addresses where their family may be. Emotions are high but people need to just chill. Last thing we need is someone systematically and covertly running around causing these people harm, it will just make the whole group look bad and give them a reason to come after innocent people. Don't listen to glowies on this site.

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mynewspiritclothes 56 points ago +57 / -1

At no point? AT NO FUCKING POINT? You're causing me to think you're a "glowie" yourself.

What about when they come to take our guns? At no point?

What about when they steal the NEXT election? At no point?

Do you realize what was required for you to have the fucking privilege to sit there in your comfy little abode and tell everyone "violence isn't necessary?"

It was violence, you stupid mother fucker.

And who would do it "covertly"? Yep, you're a fucking spook. Your own mind will always betray your lies. Remember that, asshole.

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Cali_kid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats what they are hoping for, we have no one on our side.they want us all like the jan 6 protesters. biden is a bitch and hides behind his gestapo

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mynewspiritclothes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck your optics, man. IDGAF what the enemy says.

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STONKATRUCK -1 points ago +1 / -2

Optics is what lead to j6 protestors who did nothing wrong being in jail today.

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Dizzy77 5 points ago +12 / -7

elected Hitler, turned to God

The Nazis were a lot of things, but good christians isn't one of them.

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anatidaephobia 5 points ago +14 / -9

That communist propaganda is gonna make your brain rot. Hitler built over 2500 churches within the Reich during his 12 years in charge.

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BlomKruka 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol, (((they))) are very butt hurt over in Tel Aviv now, this is 100% correct. My local church even has a swastika on it. Built by the Nazis.

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sixfingerdildo 7 points ago +9 / -2

I would like to know more

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gamephreak5 4 points ago +9 / -5

And Hitler said he loathed Christianity as it was flabby and soft, where as Islam is hardened and more warrior like.

Hitler greatly admired Islam and wished Germany had Islam as their national religion, but bemoaned that Germany was already too culturally deep in Christianity so that was the religion Hitler had to use to appeal to regular Germans.

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kamelrunkaren 3 points ago +5 / -2

Laws of nature, strongest survives and so on. Christianity just isn't a very good religion when it comes to strength and military power, weather it's for defense or attacks.

That said, Germany was never more Christian than during the years Hitler where in charge. Christianity would never promote Marxism or selling your own kids as sex slaves like in the Wiemar republic. Modern day Germany also isn't very Christian.

There's nothing wrong about the statement that Islam is a strong religion, it's also very conservative. In contrast to the communist ideology. After all didn't the Taliban's defeated America in Afghanistan, a literal shithole country.

Christianity is civilized and works best when it's not involved in wars or threatened by foreign powers, which is why America lasted for just over 200 years and is now falling apart into degeneracy and anti Christ.

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Julia_J -2 points ago +3 / -5

True. He consistently made allies with muslim leaders and countries. Furthermore, on his and the Nazis "racial scale", muslims such as as Arabs, Persians, North Africans etc were above White people like Slavs.

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MarxhatedJews -1 points ago +1 / -2

Covering for occultist socialists is what progressives do.

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Julia_J -2 points ago +8 / -10

Not true... the Nazis hated Christianity. Also, he and Nazi Germany murdered tens of millions of Christians. They massacred and executed priests and nuns... people were forced into churches and set on fire by German soldiers. A famous example is Polish priest St. Maximillian Kolbe who gave his life to save an innocent Polish man who was about to be murdered along with another group of Polish prisoners in a German-run concentration camp.

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anatidaephobia 7 points ago +9 / -2

How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

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deplorablebot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Murdered tens of millions of christians? WTF are you talking about?

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Tiberium -1 points ago +1 / -2

Actually you are wrong, they were very Christian

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MarxhatedJews -1 points ago +1 / -2

Still defending socialists. And then lying about it.

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JasonX31 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks, mom.

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are the defending force. They attack, we defend America.

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Goldsteinbergsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Subhuman Fedfag or bitch-ass coward? Which one are you? Be honest.

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Christineblaseyford 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dear Glowing Faggot, we are smarter than you. Go back to guzzling your partners cum and leave us alone. Faggot

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SHILL_DETECTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

lolol, no way this is real

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catch-a-penny 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is a desperate move, but a Reichstag event off of the back of this could be the impetus for Brandon's masters to shut all elections down and install Biden as effective dictator.

It is very likely that they did this because they have a plan to profit from it, just like Jan 6th.

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Basically the same thing is happening on this site right now en masse.

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Patriot_Lettuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone you says "Hey wanna join an insurrection" is a glowpop who glows as bright as the sun.

General advice: Anyone who says anything that sounds overtly specific, is trying to entrap you and needs you to say yes to the specific thing, cuz that's what a prosecutors/attorney needs for a slam dunk conviction.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 67 points ago +68 / -1

You can both turn down their obvious bait and also fight back. It's not that they don't want you act, it's that they want you to act in a predictable and easily repulsed manner. They aren't prepared for irregular warfare.

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MarxhatedJews 39 points ago +41 / -2

So send them goatse links?

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dakinnia 21 points ago +21 / -0

OMG! Ancient site with ancient homo porn.

Dare I refresh my memory by clicking?

Nah. If I want to see a stretched-out asshole I can talk to Liz Cheney's dentist..

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Comanche_Moon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Makes me wonder if the stretched-out asshole guy is even still alive. He was from the time when AIDS was running rampant through the gay community and was fatal.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 9 points ago +9 / -0

He was from the time when AIDS was running rampant through the gay community

Did that time end?

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ColbyP 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. It has not.

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MarxhatedJews 4 points ago +6 / -2

I just feel sad and alone that I'm not getting Ukrainian "wife" phishing texts from 3 letter communo-fascists...

Maybe later today.

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stagolee 5 points ago +5 / -0

If trump was smart, he would have been prepared for some bullshit raid and the only thing in his safe would've been a picture of goatse inside an envelope labeled "only for faggots".

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ColbyP 4 points ago +4 / -0

The safe was empty, but this would have been hilarious

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MarxhatedJews 2 points ago +4 / -2

Eric Trump said it was empty.

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davidmode 14 points ago +14 / -0

the easiest way to take down the fbi is to crash the gridr app

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anatidaephobia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or stop paying taxes, reject the federal reserve. Go all in on bartering, Gold and Bitcoin. They can't fuck you over without money.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use your brain to outsmart them. They want more Jan. 6 stuff.

I'm not necessarily anti-violence, but it needs to be very organized and carefully prepared with the consequences all thought out beforehand.

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Trouble07 42 points ago +42 / -0

insert the cmon do an insurrection meme

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WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol, check my comment:) Great minds, etc.

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whataboob 3 points ago +4 / -1

*MAGA minds

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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Trouble07 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂 brilliant

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whataboob 2 points ago +3 / -1

maganificent

Okay, I just killed it, I’m gonna stop now.

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WinstonSmith1984 31 points ago +31 / -0

stickman_do_a_terrorism.jpg

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sprint doesn't exist anymore. So close.

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Patriot_Lettuce 10 points ago +10 / -0

KEK

I'm so glad that our collective power of observation is so sharp, as to never let them pull a fast one on us!

Well done, fren!

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glasses2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also IOS hasn't looked like that since before Trump even took office.

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Honeyp0tted 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ray Epps, is that you?

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mynewspiritclothes 12 points ago +12 / -0

You don't respond to a fucking text - especially one that asks "r u mad?"

No, you fucking engage with your community, dammit. Your family. The "leader" is usually quite obvious and apparent.

Every single fucking neighborhood in this country needs an "if and then" scenario, and protect themselves. There is no way they can defeat a united and armed militia.

We need to start building militia, motherfuckers.

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anotherthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

"u mad bruh?"

That's how I read that.

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

It made me laugh right away lol imagine getting that from someone you don’t know hahah

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mynewspiritclothes 0 points ago +1 / -1

Because you're a dummy.

How can someone think they have the right to the job that they applied for to be anything more than the job they applied for?

Slaves don't "apply" to their jobs, you dumbfucks.

And no, I'm not mad, I'm angry. Big difference. Two different words for a reason.

And I would never be caught dead saying, "u mad bruh".

So - get a clue.

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anotherthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm refering to the first line of the original text, and agreeing with you, dipshit.

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DJTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol hilarious. It's obvious who needs to get a clue c

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Totally_Not_FBI 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey there fellow caterpillars. Wanna join an insurrection?

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posedgeclk 3 points ago +3 / -0

CATS, not caterpillars. They'll be on to us before you know it.

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dakinnia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sure!

Tell me who to contact,, their phone number, email, Facebook address, Social Security number, and where to meet.

Oh. And who is your superior so I can tell them that you're doing a good job.

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apricorn 7 points ago +9 / -2

When Trump says at a rally or other highly public venue: "now is the time", it will be time. Not before then, certainly not because of some FBI fag and his faggot text message.

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's why they're gonna try and kill him. Cuz if they do, whom do we rally behind? Desantis(No way, he's not the leader for a war)? Gen Flynn(maybe)? Alex Jones(hell ya!)? Gen Flynn & Alex Jones together(Oh helllll ya!)?

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you heard Kari Lake? Holy shit... I'm not for female leaders but that girl could order an army around.

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mayhaps....

I'm sure a multitude of unexpected leaders will rise up when the time comes.

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DJTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I choose the final option there, that'd be badass. DeSantis can still have a big role, keep FL a safe refuge where people can take a break, re supply, get help for wounded etc.

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TrumpAndGodWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

With enough time could they make a deep fake or Hollywood magic version of Trump saying that to make people act at a bad time? Or make a fake showing him being killed, release it everywhere then cut the power etc.

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apricorn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well, yeah, possible, but I gotta figure they **dont ** want the 3% picking up rifles and taking scalps, so not sure what that would accomplish.

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PaulT66 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, Ray, I don't want to.

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bidensmissingbrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck off Ray. I'm gonna make my own insurrection, with black jack, and hookers!

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PewPew_ThaDuK 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol FBI glowing harder than ever lol

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Hussar 5 points ago +5 / -0

At first I thought this was fake but then I saw them use "r u" instead of "are you", so now I know that they arent a fed and that they are totally hip and down with the latest internet lingo.

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mynewspiritclothes 4 points ago +4 / -0

This looks very poorly photoshopped upon further scrutiny.

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cantrememberpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL join an insurrection? Sounds like it's about to ask for political donations.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

im already in five insurrections

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MemeMagic777 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow, their faggotry knows no limit.

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NickOrbeck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not sign up and fuck with them? Become a double agent. Post here and we'll all sign up. If the FBI wants an insurgency, we should give one to them.

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STONKATRUCK 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fbi only recruit from ages 25 to 35 I believe. You can only be an agent between those ages. Also no we should not resort to violence.

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

is this for real?

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WinstonSmith1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think so

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Taco_Tim 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is entrapment?

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NotInFormation 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? That message glows so hard FBI will need to buy everyone a new phone to replace the ones they melted.

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Edinedii 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only good citizenry is a compliant trusting one? I think not, junta fags

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sprint???

They sold out how long ago?

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, no way that is real

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The1776Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double Psyop. They don’t want you to do your own insurrection with a group of like minded Americans, so they bait you into thinking ANY suggestion is a psyop. When we’re all ready, we’ll know it. We won’t need some invitation to join some group sent on traceable social media.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw, it's retarded

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Fabius 2 points ago +3 / -1

lol, they should know by now that we'll never do anything.

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ciemPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

lmao sad but true

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Hugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some guy called, said his name was Ray Epps. He wants me to go into the building.

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Yes, I wanna join an insurrection but I have no weapons. Can you wire me money to buy a bunch of weapons for me and my qomrades?"

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Boudicca2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anybody could be sending those. Probably Democrats.

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glasses2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is fake. There's no way that's a recent screenshot from an iphone.

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣

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snoopy3210 1 point ago +1 / -0

General Stanley McChrystal troll army. Active in 2020 and now.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's like some low effort fedglow

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Kalamander85 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I got a text so I could respond with 'Fuck off, feddie'

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fistful-of-hollers 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a joke right?

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey r u happy about the raid on Trump? Wanna join a MonkeyPox orgy? Sincerely, FBI

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SonOfThunder 1 point ago +2 / -1

https://odysee.com/@Blackpilled:b/patcon1:a

Pat-Con. Please watch this.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wanna join an insurrection!? 😑

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Sure don’t. Never have and never will. I want to see the deep state insurrectionists who have worked against the constitution to be tried as traitors and executed.

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DrSourRaspberries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao no way 🤣

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Emodius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking morons. There was no insurrection and their bullshit recruiting is ridiculous and childish. They are the violent ones, look at the left. Classic projection

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stagolee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given how retarded that text is, I'm guessing some private individual/group is doing it as a troll. This could never work as an actual operation by the fbi.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's some seriously obvious glow-op.

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alcibiades_hammer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That could not glow any brighter if it were the surface of the sun.

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TheRougarou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone could hypothetically use that as an opportunity to meet face to face with one of the feds radicalizing these mass shooters.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sandy Hook, Line and Sinker!

Don't be Fed bait!

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Billbuttlickerr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glowies gonna glow.

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glowies gonna glow.

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Mass_Deporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you do get a message like this make them waste resources by asking for more info and keeping the conversation going nowhere