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OutlawPurpleHairDye 397 points ago +398 / -1

mostly peaceful surprise visit

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Oback_Barama 148 points ago +148 / -0

Next they'll ask us to stop calling it "child rape", and instead call it "adolescent surprise sex"

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Wrexxis780 97 points ago +97 / -0

"Mostly statutory nonconsensual sex."

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jpower 41 points ago +46 / -5

Mostly dick in undeveloped vagina massage

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Mintap 21 points ago +24 / -3

...ass

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Bohemyth_2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Au revoir, Simone.

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Faulkner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Au revoir, Pee Wee!

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a Pee Wee or Indie pop reference?

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PureBloodedSuperStr8 13 points ago +16 / -3

“Unexpected, but pleasant anal sex”

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VictoryInDefiance 16 points ago +18 / -2

Mostly Benevolent Virginity Liberation

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bubadmt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Incest would be “austere familial relations”

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deleted 28 points ago +28 / -0
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illidann 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Mostly non-sexual sniffing"

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GodIsPerfect 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mostly sexual* sniffing

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King5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mostly Just Soapy & Steamy Widowed Father Rape Showers

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downwithuppish 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pedo Pete

Even Hunter and Natalie can't stand him

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HeavyMetalPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Many people have poor relationships with their fathers, but HOT DAMN, things must be seriously whackass when you identify your dad on your phone as "Pedo Peter"

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Remove-All-Communist 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love my father, he was hard on me and I didn't like it when I was growing up but now, I am glad he was that way. As a son, you always have anger when Dad doesn't let you do what you want but as you grow older, you understand why. Joe Buydum was just a shitty dad and I understand why they would hate him. Especially his daughter who was apparently molested. Hunter prolly was too. Fucking sicko, Pedo

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look at that, waiting until puberty.

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ShrikeDeCil 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Health Class w/Practicum"

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Activity Labs...

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bidensmissingbrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean they already do that with regular rape in Europe. Instead calling it a "sexual emergency".

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I remember correctly, that was a German court that left off the multiple Muslim men who gang raped a child as it was a "sexual emergency" and there was OBVIOUSLY no choice but the gang rape a kid.

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Dr_Fister 2 points ago +2 / -0

No goat had ever rejected them, so it's all they know

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TacoBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mostly peaceful investigative play date.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

minor incursion

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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BoberFett 3 points ago +3 / -0

The officer isn't kneeling on your neck, he's applying a patellar tourniquet.

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Palmertabs 209 points ago +209 / -0

Stop calling it an "insurrection" then.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 60 points ago +60 / -0

When the left burns down your city it's a "reckoning" and of course totally justifiable.

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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Taco_of_Kiev 5 points ago +5 / -0

Impromptu s’more cookers.

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MemeForTheWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mostly warm city reduction

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leftist scum caused billions in damages, killed several people, and injured many more, all under the label of "peaceful protest".

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MAGA_FL_MAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its a wreckenin’ n sheit

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je08 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists: sHoW mE wHeRe /WhOlE/ cItIeS wErE bUrNt DoWn!!!

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Imransgarage 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's just it, the optics aren't hitting for them as well as they want.

"Uh oh, backlash from normies in the middle - quick, make that Fed SWAT raid sound nice!!"

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 136 points ago +137 / -1

Yet another diversity hire that has no problem with police brutality when it happens to a white person.

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4DHopscotch 57 points ago +57 / -0

There's that racist dog whistle again. "Folks"

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deletedandreacted 30 points ago +30 / -0

Made popular by Obama and now every Democrat uses it. Makes my ears bleed.

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Bigdeal 22 points ago +22 / -0

They have made me full racist. I don’t need a whistle. They hate me and I hate them. Only people that quit caring about stupid racist label will win against them and their backwards world.

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FreeUrsulaHaverbeck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Semi-racist?

No fren, ultra racist. Fuck em. I’m pro-white.

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SpaceAgePolymer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here.

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Julia_J 3 points ago +4 / -1

Me too!

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Escapethink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are you mis-folking us!?

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GibsonDawg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Folk around and find out, mother folker.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

He's orange. Stop orangephobia!

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Chinese_spy2 7 points ago +7 / -0

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Original_Martian 8 points ago +8 / -0

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 3 points ago +4 / -1

King Hippo

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FloridaMan4Ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this comment

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TheMILFHunter 59 points ago +60 / -1

Shut ya mouth, you dumb bald bitch.

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BewareOfThePug 25 points ago +25 / -0

Bald dude.

Fixed that definition

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LibtardJesus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nappy headed testicle.

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BelisariusAugustus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut it G.I. Jane

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NPC01001101010000010 2 points ago +2 / -0

And pick a fucking last name.

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Rusty_Bungus 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is a good simulation of thegatewaypundit.

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heeeeeemeyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

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Filthy_MALE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwahahaah I am back on /b/

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shadow Legends

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Filthy_MALE 41 points ago +41 / -0

“Impromptu party”

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coolhandcuke 18 points ago +19 / -1

Well, Trump might have gotten wind of it ahead of time, hence the empty safe. So technically it wasn't a complete surprise. She's right!

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ProudlyConservative 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope it was empty!!!

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MobileDev4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

As empty as Geraldo Rivera's head or Al Capone's vault.

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deletedandreacted 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is the difference?

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NPC01001101010000010 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope it just had a sticky note that said "Fuck You."

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GodIsPerfect 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauce? Pls :)

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MrCaveman 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Mostly peaceful armed and uninvited houseguests"

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Mona1950 25 points ago +25 / -0

Symone - you are an idiot, along with your president. Don't fuck with my dictionary - I don't like it.

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ProudlyConservative 18 points ago +18 / -0

Correction... fake president

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +7 / -0

Correction: resident

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deleted 23 points ago +24 / -1
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BannedbyTD 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is my favorite reply:

It's a raid. A recession is two back-to-back quarters of negative GDP. And a woman is an adult human female. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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LibtardJesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dumb bitch!

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Firespawn 22 points ago +22 / -0

Fuck that bald gorilla. She can suck a fucking bull cock.

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Haz85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet you wouldn't have to ask him twice either

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 18 points ago +18 / -0

let's stop calling it ''Presidency'' it's an installed regime.

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 17 points ago +17 / -0

She’s a mouthpiece of the DNC. If this is her messaging the very next day, then this did not go as planned. Massive backfire. Red wave incoming.

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80960KA 5 points ago +6 / -1

The only thing I think these people are truly competent at is enriching themselves.

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davidmode 17 points ago +17 / -0

shit, they givin twitter accounts to thumbs now

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FUSnowflake 11 points ago +11 / -0

OK, how about "Banana Republic Partisan Political Witch Hunt"?

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Kramit 9 points ago +11 / -2

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Chosen_1_1162 6 points ago +8 / -2

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SpaceAgePolymer 7 points ago +7 / -0

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KAGMAGIC2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

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Chinese_spy2 6 points ago +6 / -0

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BannedbyTD -1 points ago +1 / -2

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 9 points ago +9 / -0

But muh "Breonna Taylors"

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here2red 9 points ago +9 / -0

kiss my ass

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SteveRogers42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monica Lewinsky style.

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SteelDriver 8 points ago +8 / -0

I guess Trump had the FBI over for tea and crumpets. 🙄

Propagandists are going to propagandize and change meanings of words when necessary, I guess.

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even Orwell wouldn't believe this shit show.

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coolhandcuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

He worked in a department specializing in propaganda. He might. .

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BannedbyTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

He would. 1984 was supposed to be a warning not a fucking instruction manual.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

“It wasn’t a rape-rape”

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Captain-D 7 points ago +7 / -0

Please fuck off.

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reagan2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's just a routine checkup

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freedom2520 7 points ago +7 / -0

npc_update.exe

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PhantomShield72 5 points ago +5 / -0

No.

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Deltamyass 5 points ago +5 / -0

Queen LaQeefa

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LordGiveMeLight 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO mistakes were made, and they already realize it. Although they always do, but this is one big fat fucking mistake.

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Mother_of_gains 5 points ago +5 / -0

This isn't turning out how they expected it to turn out.

Not. One. Bit.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol that fuckin inbred baboon looking bitch. I forgot about her.

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Racist race-baiting race hustling authoritarian grifting blue check bitch has an opinion.

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HerbertBailBondsh 4 points ago +4 / -0

They changed the meaning of "competent"as soon as Biden took office.

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why is RuPaul chiming in?

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Ex-libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

libtard word games. why dont they just go off and entirely do that rather than fucking around in the miniate of everyone's lives the unhappy cunts.

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Sgt-Pepper1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Twitter is shit and Simone is a dude.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really hate how much Twiiter there is on this site.

Like 60% of posts seem like direct Twitter links. Screenshots of pandering Republican chumps tweeting basic platitudes. Screenshots of celebrity propagandists saying things I don't care about or need to see. It's really depressing to watch. You would never guess Twitter banned Donald Trump barely 2 yesrs ago from all the Twitter-lovers here today.

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AmericaAllDay 4 points ago +4 / -0

A routine FBI search and retrieval of documents.

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Nobeanchilicostsmore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quit calling it an insurrection then

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Obeisiak 3 points ago +3 / -0

2023 matt walsh documentary: what is a raid?

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Wrez77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please stop with the hyphenated-surnames

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TipperHangsChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please, bitch, I don’t take orders from retards.

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

FJB.

But they changed the definition of F, too. 💩

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cantrememberpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they show up, ask "may we come in?" Did they show a warrant and say "stay out of our way?"

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The_Yakuza 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please symone stop waisting oxygen

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Start calling it a Constitutional Infringment.

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heeeeeemeyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Folks"

STFU with your pandering leftist language

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mathteach314159 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what was it then? They came unannounced and took things through a show of force. That is a raid.

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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please..... clap.

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Spawnlingman 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a mostly friendly safe party.

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freedom2520 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's just a mostly peaceful "search"

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KINGOJ007 3 points ago +3 / -0

What an ugly cunt

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freebirdie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ain't your folk, commie faggot. Eat shit and die.