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Mother_of_gains 198 points ago +204 / -6

This. This is perfect

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TommyLasordasBallBag 78 points ago +79 / -1

Ben doesn't miss

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jpower -11 points ago +20 / -31

Sure, but not exactly brilliant just to be blunt.

We've known this for years

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Testosteroneape2000 50 points ago +51 / -1

It’s not for us. It’s for the normies.

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rightwing_duck 15 points ago +17 / -2

The normies don’t read Ben Garrison

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NeverTwitterer 16 points ago +17 / -1

Then do something productive and repost it where they will?

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Remove-All-Communist 12 points ago +13 / -1

Bingo. That's what ya gotta do. They are curious now and slowly waking up. Be the ALARM CLOCK.

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DixMcCoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

The whistle goes WHOO WHOOOOOO000000oooooooo

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +2 / -1

You are right, they don't read his comics intentionally, but they are exposed to them., and most of what he shows doesn't take a lot of thinking for them to digest.

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justinkayz 4 points ago +4 / -0

meme warfare...memetic energy

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Mother_of_gains 22 points ago +22 / -0

Must be his wife's bull who decided to wear his uniform for the day, while the actual agent was locked in the cuck shed.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would have added a North Korean secret police officer...they'd look like the KGB guy but with an additional two hundred medals.

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shaven_llama 1 point ago +1 / -0

And a much bigger hat

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Trump_bethabest24 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or are limp-wristed faggots

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Doritalos 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was my only complaint. The FBI goons should be drawn as the fat donut eating chuds they are.

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Barrysstash 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re actually very thin gay looking men

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Brellin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's perfect because it conveys the message that is needed, which is that they are jack booted thugs

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Dang 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not perfect only because the FBI is way gayer. Should have showed them with pride pox while kneeling at BLM riots.

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dukeofdoorcounty 7 points ago +7 / -0

The FBI is a Praetoean Guard

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downwithuppish 111 points ago +111 / -0

FBI wish they looked like that.

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BannedbyTD 57 points ago +57 / -0

It needs to be a scrawny fag with a faded hair cut , khaki shorts, polo shirt, black socks and sunglasses.

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Pissed_American 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't forget the water bottles.

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Anti-Uniparty 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣👍

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ironhorse 11 points ago +11 / -0

meh from the waist down they're the same, they've got small dicks except for the Praetorium Guard geesh did you see the size of that thing?

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neurojerk 23 points ago +23 / -0

Biggus Dickus

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TheBroodwich 12 points ago +12 / -0

He has a wife you know.......

Incontinentia Buttocks

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

0bama's street name

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biggus DICKUS?

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HanginChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

They need a rainbow BLM patch.

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at that awful trigger discipline. What a fag.

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Goldsteinbergsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soon, they're going to wish they never chose to side with communism/evil. "I was just following orders" isn't going to save them from their executions like they think it is.

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Iamnotademocrat4 47 points ago +47 / -0

Everyone one of us have been saying this

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MarxhatedJews 10 points ago +16 / -6

Not the progressive interlopers pretending to be patriots. They try and get us to be pro progressivism.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Apparently, it's people who hate communists.

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MarxhatedJews -2 points ago +3 / -5

Look at your comment history.

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MarxhatedJews -1 points ago +2 / -3

You're projecting again. This is hilarious.

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Mona1950 36 points ago +36 / -0

EXCELLENT!

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DJT_JR6544 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or skinny cuck with a dildo

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or a blue-haired butch.

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spicy-deluxe 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI needs to be J. Edgar Hoover crossdressing

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TheMAGAlorian787 26 points ago +27 / -1

BASED

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Filthy_MALE 20 points ago +20 / -0

I can’t even draw a good turkey with my hand and he can draw this on the fly :(

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Patriot_Lettuce 10 points ago +10 / -0

Some people are just born with a gift.

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Fundadores 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd like to add: ...and then they develop it with practice.

I'm not gifted that way, so practice ain't gonna help, but still, even if you're born with it, it doesn't develop itself.

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AmericaAllDay 16 points ago +16 / -0

Holy shit, just a sketch?? Ben Garrison has God guiding his hand to come up with this so quickly!

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Proudly_Deplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

And she dropped him on his head repeatedly.

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YT45 2 points ago +3 / -1

More likely two “moms.”

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

He cucked out and deleted it, what did it say?

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BeefyBelisarius 12 points ago +12 / -0

Back to reddit with you, faggot.

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jlynbk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fag.

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Proudly_Deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Says the idiot who supports fascism and supports a dementia-ridden fool installed in the White House

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556x45mm 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stank and vile

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Patriot_Lettuce 10 points ago +11 / -1

The FBI will forever be referred to in the same league as the KGB, Gestapo, Red Guard, and Praetorian Guard.

This will be an eternal shameful stain on our history, assuming we fight back and don't let America be destroyed by The Great Reset.

If things do get better(or if they don't), things are only going to get worse from here. Mark my words.

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Patriot_Lettuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot to say, "shameless plug"

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Emperorvoid 0 points ago +1 / -1

YES! SHAMELESS PLUG!!!

And I'll fucking do it again!

Look, I spend time making them... Most of them I draw. However they get very little circulation, and I made them because they belong to be out there. So someone has to help them circulate.

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just say shameless plug, so people don't immediately ignore it, assuming it's self-promotional spam. As long as you acknowledge it, then it's all good.

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Emperorvoid 0 points ago +1 / -1

Aye Aye Sir!

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spicy-deluxe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FBI ALWAYS WAS the American Gestapo. J. Edgar Hoover used it to harass political dissidents and amass secret files for blackmailing high level politicians from the start.

"In private writings in 1945, President Harry S. Truman wrote that the Federal Bureau of Investigation (under Director J. Edgar Hoover) had transformed into a secret police force, and compared it to the Gestapo:

We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F.B.I. is tending in that direction. They are dabbling in sex life scandles [sic] and plain blackmail when they should be catching criminals. They also have a habit of sneering at local law enforcement officers.[40][41][42]

Beginning a decade later in 1956, Hoover's FBI began the COINTELPRO project, aimed at suppressing domestic political opponents.[43][44] Among other targets, this included Martin Luther King Jr."

THIS IS NOTHING NEW

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit man, I never knew that, but it makes a whole lot of sense. This country needs no federal law enforcement, only local.

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Fussbudget 1 point ago +1 / -0

can you explain to me what exactly your problem with the praetorian guard is?

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a genuine history question or are you defending the praetorian guard?

Dude they killed Aurelian, one of the greatest Men who ever lived, because they were afraid he would punish them if he found out they were fuckups.

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YouNeedVPN 10 points ago +12 / -2

And then suddenly, for absolutely no reason at all, hitler was voted into power.

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defaultskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

weimar germany sure was great

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King4 0 points ago +1 / -1

If hitler never took power via overthrow, weimar germany still would have come to an end, anyway. As a conservative government was about to take power anyway.

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King4 -1 points ago +1 / -2

He was never "voted" into power. He took power via a coup.

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Foletado 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Welcome to the club." is good.

Would have been better with USSR's brutal NKVD instead of GeStaPo though. People don't know about the NKVD as much because of our war and post-war propaganda focused on NSDAP/Hitler Germany though.

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YT45 1 point ago +2 / -1

The NKVD (originally called the Cheka) was basically just rebranded as the KGB, so they’re still up there. The Stasi really shouldn’t have been left out.

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Foletado 1 point ago +1 / -0

StaSi would have been good.

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pburgpait 9 points ago +9 / -0

We don't even need to compare them to past tyrannical gov organizations because they have become their own thing

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YT45 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s helpful for the normies.

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HEXEN 8 points ago +11 / -3

Hurr durr Nazi bad hurr durr

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JohnCandle 1 point ago +3 / -2

Glad I wasn't the only one.

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wharfthrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Gestapo” weren’t a bunch of social workers

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HEXEN 0 points ago +1 / -1

Can't fight evil with social workers. More often than not, social workers have been shown to be evil.

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King4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Explain how?

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JohnCandle -2 points ago +1 / -3

This! 100%.

Especially considering that the term Nazi was made to insult Nationalists.

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Azarak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brilliant!

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Pissed_American 5 points ago +5 / -0

Naw they should make the FBI a flaming faggot cocksucker. They only picture themselves being that cool.

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malooch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except the FBI looks way gayer than that guy in the cartoon

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Sparks1017 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ben never misses

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Dirkstruan313 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've been in that club since before Ruby Ridge. They've always been traitors.

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DJT_JR6544 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, jackbooted thugs! Now, where are the ones from our side?

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Magabirdlady2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks Ben.

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conservativefrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL out loud. The FBI has always been part of the club.

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Lesko_Badcop 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not usually a fan, but this one is a home run!

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mass55th 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Praetorian Guard murdered 13 Roman Emperors. The FBI, the current Praetorian Guard would not blink twice, to murder President Donald Trump

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Praetorian Guard, nice deep cut, Ben.

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StrongIsland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Iconic! 😍

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Emperorvoid 3 points ago +4 / -1

I too did some MemeSmithing today!

https://patriots.win/p/15JAT24m0P/abolish-the-stasi/c/

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GeneralLiberal 3 points ago +3 / -0

first they came for....

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gplumbcrazy 3 points ago +3 / -0

and it looks like the IRS is next up

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the KGB made similar arrests, they didn't have fake news cheerleaders giving them moral support. The arrests were done secretly, hence the term 'secret police'.

Same-same, but this time slightly different.

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BogBoss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoulda put the Ottawa police in there.

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CommieCucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol what do you wanna bet he had this one queued up for a while

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GrimmJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the reason the Founding Fathers wanted the 2nd Amendment and warned about a Federal controlled Military. The AD US Military can't arrest US citizens under almost all circumstances. So the tyrants in DC turned the US Capitol Police and FBI into their own "Army" with arrest powers to go after their political enemies and persecute them.

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Labyrinth9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect!

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Fussbudget 2 points ago +2 / -0

the praetorian guard were exactly like the secret service of today. conflating them with the gestapo and kgb is completely absurd. its the sort of baseless nonsense that damages genuine history. fuck him honestly.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

They were "exactly" like the secret service pretty much only in duty.

They served... basically... literally only one emperor honorably, Augustus.

After he died, pretty much every emperor after that, they essentially would pull them aside and tell them "If you ever talk about getting rid of us, and you don't pay us fabulous bribes, we're going to fucking kill you". And they upheld that promise on more than a dozen occasions.

For like, 400 fucking years they pulled this shit.

It wasn't until Constantine the Great that finally there was an emperor with enough political and military clout to actually do what needed to be done, he disbanded the guard, basically had everybody who complained about it killed, and everyone else was sent to go finish their service by being sent north to be raped and eaten by Ostrogoths.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been saying this for months. The FBI is barely removed from ANY of these groups.

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wantstogomoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is not fair to the Praetorian guard, you got them separated by literally 1800 years from the gestapo!

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TheNewRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left always manage to fuck…they’re only saved by rigging elections.

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Mount_10_ear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth

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SlapUp4 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so fucking anti-white. It's sickening.

Way to gobble up the historical narrative: that the most evil motherfuckers of all time were white.

Well done, dumb fucks.

I guess you only think only the last 10 years of 'news' and 'history' are fake? Apparently, everything before that was all true? Yeah, sure, makes sense... Carry on....

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frogface 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI fag needs knee pads.

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Cyber1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

KGB famously had blue hats :/

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Edial 1 point ago +1 / -0

As if FBI agents actually look like that LOL.

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jarasan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Big diff with the three on the left, they didn't have an armed proletariat to face down.

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Edinedii 1 point ago +1 / -0

LIVID. Need to stop funding our own demise. That's what decoupling from Chyna was all about. Now decoupling from DC, the alphabets and the Uniparty is also a MUST.

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CrusadingPowerUser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Art is powerful, and we don't need a liberal arts degree to tell us that.

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Dlrnemesis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ben for Sec of State!