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HanginChad 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll take the one with bubbles.

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MAGAnic316 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spoiler alert, they’re both windex.

You will have nothing and be happy.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Purple's a fruit."

-Homer

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IllIllIll 8 points ago +8 / -0

Expect when you vote blue no matter who, both contain Windex.

With cyanide.

And probably monkeypox too, but that's just a side effect of all the gay sex.

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Treefreak1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joggers prefer purple drank.

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HotDogWithMustard 3 points ago +4 / -1

Equally healthy options!

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Thatonedinoguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully some of these idiots are feeling like they drank blue dyed hydrofluoric acid

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FitOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jk they're both Tidy Bowl

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Ralph-RaccooN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think Windex is poisonous there are no warning labels on its packaging. that sugar drink might be worse.

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Schwungle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg i'd rather drink the fucking windex. Flavored mountain dew is an abomination.

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao I’ll be praying for you.

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Schwungle 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife is constantly dragging home these random mountain dew flavors. That shit is just an absolute waste of perfectly good mointain dew.

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Voting red is also fill of windex.